BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 30 May 03 - 10:36 PM

Dangitalltoheck! We have striven to keep this alive till the Big Day, and now Mudcat is going down for 10 days, meaning that we will miss the Finale!!

So let me take the op to say:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAWZERZ!!! I LOVE YA, BRO!!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 31 May 03 - 12:34 AM

hahahahahahahaha...

Perfect ending.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 May 03 - 12:41 AM

I agree Carol!!!!

.......Say Goodnight Gracie.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 May 03 - 09:55 AM

The 'Cat is going DOWN for ten days !

So,

Happy Birthday to you,
Birthday to you,
dear Spaw,
Happy you.

May your birthday candles never ignite your effluvient!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: JennyO
Date: 31 May 03 - 12:38 PM

All this build-up, and the 'Cat is probably going to be down for the hyster...historic occasion.

So a hap..hap..hap..py burpday 2 U in advance, from down-under.

Jenny

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 May 03 - 01:59 PM

"The best laid plans of mice and men...."

All our glorious plans to keep this piece of crap thread on the page for two months waylaid by somebody singin' "Movin' Day" to Max.

As it now appears that we will be unable to celebrate either of Spaw's real birthdays in the fashion which they so richly deserve, let us just say.....

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY

PLEASE PICK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

A) ASSHOLE
B) JACK-OFF
C) DIPSHIT
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 31 May 03 - 06:44 PM

Of course, we could continue this on The TWEEDSTERS Web Site !! I am certain he would be thrilled!

Peace!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 04:46 AM

What did you expect ?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 08:59 AM

There's what? Three days to go? And then "Unbirthday" greetings?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 02:02 PM

Well, hell! Forget what I said above. Now that it appears that we will be able to celebrate in the proper fashion, I'll think of something even more obnoxious to say.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 04:32 PM

Okay, there's always...

e) dumbass
f) lunkhead
g) jackass
h) scuzbucket
i) buzzard-breath

All kidding aside, I think it's great that Mudcat is back on line and we can all do something nice for Spaw's birthday. Everyone who can should send him one of those Big-Mouth Billy Bass talking-fish-on-a-plaque things they were selling all over the place a couple of years ago till everyone got REALLY SICK of them!

You can find 'em for a song at garage sales everywhere. Buy one and send it to Spaw now!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 10:09 PM

I am in a foul, fetid, lousy-assed, grumbling mood tonight, but I still ain't gonna let this thread disappear off the board (at least while I am on-line), so just consider this a foul, fetid, lousy-assed, grumbling reflush!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 10:26 PM

Fush-GLURK!!! Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle...GLOOONK!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 09:09 AM

I understand that Bill Shatner will be sending his congratulations.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 07:31 PM

Only two more days and it will be THE DAY!!! I shall remain true to the quest to keep this thread alive till then, and then I shall take a month or two(or three) off from Mudcat (except for one musical thread which I will be posting soon), to concentrate on my navel and other important, yet oft neglected, things.

Two more days....

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 08:20 PM

Nay, King khandu! You must perform yet one more feat before retiring to contemplate your navel. The MOAB approacheth the mystical 500 post mark. That 500th post MUST be made by our King himself and no other. After that you may do whatever you wanna.

Bee etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 08:51 PM

After such a heart-felt command from the KNOWER OF THINGS, I shall postpone seeing to my navel until post #500 on the MOAB should it go that far!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 09:49 PM

Spaw is partial to singing/dancing/stuffed turkeys. Or Lionel clocks with the the whistling, smoking train that goes off at odd times and sounds like a tornado coming through the center of town. Any noisy, singing, piece of crap you can find will do.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 10:08 PM

Any noisy, singing, piece of crap you can find will do.

You mean like Lisa Marie Presley?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 01:24 AM

Actually, more like Yoko Ono.........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 10:30 AM

thirteen hours and 25 minutes to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:18 PM

The countdown has begun and I am on the edge of my seat!!! I think I shall pop a Guinness at midnight in honor of the Spawzer and to all those dear demented souls who have helped to keep Carol C's "Happy Birthday, Spaw" thread alive and well!! Here's to you all!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:51 PM

Only Four hours left, yer Mudjusty!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:56 PM

According to the clocks at the Naval Observatory in Washington, DC, UTC (GMT)has reached midnight. I would like, therefore, to be the first to congratulate Spaw on reaching this age.

Spaw, when I was living in Ohio there was a traditional Ohioan birthday wish, and I pass it on to you:

May your swage block never crack, and may you never turn your back to your birthday candles.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 12:11 AM

Well, the official Mudcat clock says it's after 12 PM so it is now really Spaw's birthday. So....

HAPPY REAL BIRTHDAY!!!!

Let the frivolity begin!

YEEEEEE-HAW!!!!

Bubba-dubya-ell

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 12:16 AM

YES! LET THE CONFETTI FLY, LET THE ROYAL DANCING TARTS DANCE! THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY CATSPAW49!!!!

LONG MAY HE FART!!!!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: gnu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 06:25 AM

Last night, in your honour, I had a large BBQ'd steak for supper, copious Bud's and three slices of extra onion pizza for a bedtime snack. Them ain't trumpets you're hearing from the Maritimes. I wish you a flatulent day.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 06:34 AM

Greetings on the anniversary of your natal day Spaw   ....... Have a great day.

Mrs C

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 08:39 AM

Dere Spaw,
Happy Birfdya to you at las! I hope yore day is filled wif great joy and glee.
May you laugh so hard that you sh*t yore pants!

Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Giac
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:18 AM

Yeah, Happy Day, you old fart! May you reach far beyond advanced geezerhood, continuing to assault nasal linings.

Mary

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:49 AM

So happy birthday then, eh!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Mary in Kentucky
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:30 AM

Happy Birthday!

(now you're as old as I am)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 12:17 PM

I wasn't ever going to post to this nonsense, esp. knowing how much Joe hates B-day threads. I also thought the REAAAL Spawday deserved a thread of its own, despite Joe's misgivings, but this time I guess I'll stick with the herd and post to tell my not-so-evil-anymore twin that the litter box is all cleaned up and ready for another year of shenanigans, hijinx, discomboobles, Spawnderings^TM, etc. AND I am DEE-LIGHTED you have been here throughout all that has passed (except for that which passeth from thine own arse!)

Thanks for being here, darlin'. Love ya bunches. Happy Birthday!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 01:56 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAW!

Love, Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Dave Swan
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:00 PM

Many Happy Returns of the Day, pard. Remember the curse of the professional layabout. On holidays, national or personal, you are required to work twice as hard.

Here's to another year on this side of the grass.

Cheers,
D

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM

Yup. Here it is. We've all suffered through what seems like months of unbelievable BS to reach...what? A moment in time so mundane, so unremarkable, so completely devoid of meaning or importance as to defy description or analyis. A non-event of excruciating tinyness. The ne plus ultra of nonsequiters, the nadir of concupiscient nostrafarianism, the belly-button lint of all holidays and special occasions.

June 8th, 2003.

A day that will live in ennui.

A full stop following two sets of quotation marks with absolutely nothing between them.

A spiritual gulf within a moral vacuum within an intellectual void, descending down a bottomless staircase which lacks even a handrail.

Gotta love it.

Happy Birthday, ya flippin' Ohio-mired hoser!

(And STOP eating the dog kibble when nobody's looking fer Chrissake! I know it tastes good, but, GEEZ! Give them poor hounds a break.)

p.s. Shatner loves you!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:42 PM

Yeah, but I like the kibble!

Thanks to all for the good wishes but a special thanks to the LLL.....an organization a notch above the KKK. The Lovable Laughable Loonies that have kept this ridiculous POS thread alive with all manner of screwball postings deserve to be horsewhipped congratulated for having the pure cussedness to endure and even revel in this massive waste of bandwidth. You know who you are and someone will be coming for you soon.

All of My Best Back Atcha'

BBBRRRAAAAWWWWMMMPPP

......aahhhhhhhh............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:14 PM

Man, I can see the paint peeling off the walls even as far as Orillia, Ontario...or Blind River, for that matter. Air! I need air!!!

Thank God this birthday has less than an hour left to go (by Eastern Time).

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:23 PM

Hooray...today's the day...Happy Happy Happy Birthday Pat!!

LL

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:51 PM

Hooooooboy!! Smells like bad kibble in here! Wow,...dammit...open the windows Mr. Offer fer Christ's sake!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 08:50 AM

At this point, with the hall wrecked, the liquor either drunk or spilled, the kibble consumed, the police routed, clothing torn, reputations besmirched, there's only one thing to do...



"A Very Merry Unbirthday to you,
To you...."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 09:36 AM

yup- only 364 more days of un-birthdays to go until Spaw gets even OLDER then he is now!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 01:07 PM

Then and now. Tomorrow and yesterday. Next week and last year.

It all means something, but I'm danged if I know what...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 05:17 PM

and I 2nd that !

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Art Thieme
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 05:19 PM

I was just seconding my first post from about 200 back.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 07:58 PM

Happy B.D., Spaw!

I don't think I could ever aspire to a thread like this one, even though we share a natal day. (Good choice on my part -- or was it a good choice on your part?!?)

What I really want to know is, why weren't we all given a heavy duty industrial strength asshole as standard equipment? Has the technology really advanced that much, or are there more generations looking for help from Ronko (or other late night TV solicitations)? Maybe I should send you the Fartless Chili I bought in California -- but maybe that would shoot your image.

Anywho, Happy Birthday from one person born in the first half of the last century to another.

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Mark Clark
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 08:08 PM

Well, I see I'm a day late but I hope it was a happy one. Please keep having these in perpetuity.

      - Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: rangeroger
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM

So if I post a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSHOLE

now, I'll be 2 days late?

Great.

rr

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 06:28 PM

Late?? Not at all rr You're be only 363 days early! I am already hard at work devising a way to fire off 300 propane filled inflatable dachsunds into a gigantic floating Shatner head in preparation for Spaw's fast approaching next-birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 09:33 PM

Thanks to you all but

ENOUGH!!!!

This has been kinda' unreal.......

Spaw