BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 04 May 03 - 10:04 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 03 - 12:40 AM

Khandu has slid into a parallel universe again -- he thinks he's June Cleaver!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 May 03 - 02:31 PM

I fear the boy still ain't altogether well.........

The Boys didn't show yesterday, but I got a call this morning from Paw who was as hard to understand as usual. It seems they still have a little work to do on the "aireyashun" system(?) whatever that is but they are anxious to get on the road because they have a long way to go. They said they'd stop by as they needed to pack up their other stuff. I asked Paw about the contracted job they have but all I could get was it was a fundraiser for some guy named Benny who has a foundattion of some sort. Beats me. Probably some Cosa Nostra type for all they know.....Benny "The Blaster" Carpaletti or something huh? LOL....Oh well, we'll see...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 05 May 03 - 03:15 PM

Khandu has slid into a parallel universe again -- he thinks he's June Cleaver!

How do we know he isn't June Cleaver? Hmmmmmm?

(hmmmm... )

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 May 03 - 03:57 PM

I suppose he could be Carol.......I've heard that he can be awfully hard on the Beaver..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 May 03 - 08:20 PM

I am amazed! No...Stunned!!! Carol the Strange C-sick Sailor can actually play an accordian and hum!!!! I didn't know accordian players could carry a tune!

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 05 May 03 - 08:32 PM

Who says I can carry a tune? And I defy you to find anyone who will tell you that I can!

Humpfh!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 06 May 03 - 12:26 AM

Really yore Lordship, first it was Penelope Rutledge and now you believe yoreself to be June Cleaver.....what uniform will you put on next? Hazel's? The live in maid on the Brady Bunch? Will you soon be taking up the accordian and become CarolC as well?

I fear that Yore condition worsens by the hour and must implore you to return to the Institute as soon as you finish cleaning out the dog's dish. They have massive storerooms of disinfectants and scented room fresheners and I'm certain they could arrange for you to sit among these things and reflect on this increasingly bizarre behavior you are exhibiting of late.

I have brought the Royal Cherokee Headress and will leave it under the kitchen sink that you may find it while looking for a dried sponge or old dust cloth. Hopefully it may jolt you back to normal, or at least to the point prior to Spaw's unbirthday and the Exploding sex doll fiasco.

Yerz,
Tweed,
Duke d'Coot, K.O.T.R.O.T.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 03 - 10:22 AM

Carol - you could always get a tune-bucket; that's what Owain Cramp (the pre-minstrel) did.

Happy Unbirthday to everyone - except Mooman and any one else celebrating

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 06 May 03 - 08:13 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 06 May 03 - 09:57 PM

How To Properly Tune a Guitar in the "DADGBE" Tuning:

If your guitar is tuned in the standard "EADGBE" follow instructions "A".

Instructions "A"

Lower the low E string to "D".
Leave the "A" string alone.
Don't mess with the "D" string.
The "G" string is okay as it is. Do not re-tune.
Temporarily ignore the "B" string.
Do nothing with the high "E" string.

After following the preceding instructions to a "tee", your guitar should be tuned to "DADGBE". If not, see instructions "2"

Instructions "2"

Repeat instructions "A"

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Instructions "M":

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 03 - 08:13 AM

Scented sprays... okay. Cleaning sprays... okay. But, guitar tuning instructions ? You've gone too far.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Lin in Kansas
Date: 07 May 03 - 06:24 PM

Obviously a subtle attempt (??) to have this thread moved to the top with the "music" threads.

Joe? Looks pretty "techie" to me...

Lin

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:31 PM

Music is a wonderful thing
Unless it sucks like "rap"
Some music makes me feel
Insecure and vunerable, such as the old
Cat Stevens song "I Can't Keep It In"

I feel like I can't keep it in
Such is life

Keeping it in is a good thing
Harry Lee Wigley so
And he should know
No one could realize it more than he.
Desparately, he kept it in
Until he died.

Initially, I planned a secret message in this post.

khandu, King of Mississippi

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:10 PM

Oh yes, have I mentioned the Mississippi Mudcat gathering (sort of)?

Tweed, Bobertz and I are planning on meeting in Como, Mississippi on May 24. We will be there to hear a great musician named B. B. King, known world-wide for his jazzy banjo style.

Tweed, who is also known world-wide for his wonderful web site, Tweedshiphop, as well as his unusual "Badly Recorded Rap", shall join BB on stage and do a number written by Bobert, "Thousand Dollar Car".

Bobert will do his sultry, yet provacative routine of interpretive dance to the fine previously recorded tune of "Thick as a Brick", by Jethro Tull.

All in all, it shall prove to be a grand evening in Como. I shall be on hand to take photos and sign autographs at a dollar each.

Come, join in...make this THE Mudcat Gathering of the year!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:23 PM

I'm just posting to this thread to pop it up top so we can have "Happy Birthday Spaw", "The Mother of All BS Threads", "Rant Here...", and the one about Shatner and the horse jizm all 4 at the top. Sort of like a cosmic alignment of bullshit.

Bruce BWLRPLOM-KOT

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 03 - 10:42 PM

This thread is the Father of All BS Threads...

I dread to think what progeny it may produce if crossed now with the other one...

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 03 - 11:28 PM

I can't tell this tale tonite.........I am worn out. My mind is still racing with the thoughts of the new outhouses that Cletus and the Boys have.........They are creative...up to a point............ohgawd...........it was unreal...............I need some Tylenol and maybe some serious drugs too.............It wasn't a major debacle, just another in the long line of..........I dunno'.... Call the "events" that dot.....no, make that copletely and wholly smear.....my relationship to these guys............Wonder if I still have a joint hidden around here somewhere............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 May 03 - 12:00 AM

It is now May, 8, Mudcat time. It is now exactly one month until Spaw's real birthday.

Let us pause and take a moment to recommit ourselves to the charge of keeping this wondrous piece of crap on the page until that date. It's a tough job, but we can do it! Brothers and sisters, I want you to take the pledge.

Repeat after me:

I (whoever the fuck I am) do hereby promise to not allow Spaw's unbirthday thread to fall off of the page at any time during the next month. If I see it drifting toward the bottom I will think of something witty, profound, or incredibly stupid to say so that it may return to its proper place of honor at the top of the page.

It's a tough challenge, but I know we can see it through.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 08 May 03 - 12:18 AM

Oh, bull. I am not making any corny vows to support an imaginary thread cwelebrating th eunbirthday of a fictional character. I mean enough is enough, don't you think. Here's this synthetic identitiy with little or no relationship to the actual big-hearted shmoo we call Spaw, and this identity has this whole sort of invisible-pals universe poplulated by perverted possums, out-house traders, peeing statues, and religous icons which fart. Right? And this cartoon universe, several notches worse than North Park or the Simpsons, peopled with these fictitious characters whoa re themselves the figment of the fevered brain of a synthetic personality created by someone who was only marginally balanced to begin with, is now going to be the basis for an oath and vow? A commitment, based on honor and integrity? I don't THINNNNNKKKKK so!!

WAKE UP, AMUURIKA!!!!

. (Pitts off).

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 May 03 - 01:00 AM

It's a fucking joke, Amos! Been drinkin' or is quittin' cigarettes kickin' yore ass that hard?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 08 May 03 - 06:46 AM

Take a deep breath Amos and now repeat:

I Amos,so hereby promise to not allow Spaw's unbirthday thread to fall off of the page at any time during the next month. If I see it drifting toward the bottom I will think of something witty, profound, or incredibly stupid to say so that it may return to its proper place of honor at the top of the page.

Take the vow Amos, everything will be fine and all tobacco cravings will disappear. I have printed the Poet Lariat's words and now carry them in my wallet for reference whenever I see Marlboro lights on sale for 27.50 a carton.

Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 08 May 03 - 10:10 AM

I just think it's great that there is an un-birthday thread going. Face it, roughly 364 times more people have un-birthdays then birthdays each day. an UN-birthday gives so many more people a chance to celebrate. It also gives most people something in common - hey! it's *my* un-birthday too! Let's party!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 08 May 03 - 10:40 AM

Bee-dubya:

Mine was, as well...Earl Pitts, Amurikan Redneck, is a comedy monologue artist who ends all his diatribes with "Wake up, Amurika...Pitts off". 'It's a fucking joke', as one profound contributor to these strange pages wrote. :>)

Regards,

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 May 03 - 12:44 PM

Thanks for the clarification there, Amos. Sorry that I hadn't heard of Earl Pitts or I would've probably caught the joke. I has become a bit culturally illiterate since takin' the Browning to the TV.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 May 03 - 01:42 PM

Earl Pitts, American is a product of the warped mind of Gary Burbank of WLW 700 radio in Cincinnati. WLW is one of the original 50,000 watt stations that Crosley set up and it still is heard all over the country today. It's now an "All Talk" station and has been for years with a collection of wackos with shows. The trucker who reported and blockaded the Washington DC sniper in Maryland, originally called in to WLW's "Truckin' Bozo" which is the all night show that a lot of truckers can pick up a long ways off.   The station also has some conservative and super conservative shows with really outspoken but humorous DJ's. Also a few liberals, not many, that they can throw togethere for on-air fights!   

Gary Burbank is the odd-man out as he doesn't talk politics unless there's a good joke in it. He has several characters including Earl Pitts (which is syndicated). He does this really dumbass thing called the "Senseless Survey" where they call people and ask questions that are totally off the wall. Even though he says "Senseless" and not "Census" most people miss it and their reactions are just too much.

My favorite Burbank persona is Gilbert Gnarley, a pensioner who lives at the Mount Pia Zadora Retirement Home. Gilbert calls folks too.....like the State of Ohio to ask about hunting and fishing licenses:

Um....uh, yeah....I wuz wundrin if you needed a huntin license for deer? Ya' see I already got me a fishin' license and I hate to spend the money if I don't have to? The woman tells him the law and he responds, Well, what if you wuz to take your fishin pole an bait it with an ear of corn? Then maybe ya cast it out into a school of deer....

You get the idea. He called Chrysler with an idea for edible airbags and got pushed up the line so far that a bigwig got really pissed and WLW had to issue an apology. He called one National Supply to complain about this "chewing gum" he got out of one of their machines which lasted forever but never did have any flavor..."tasted kinda' rubber like and chewed like it too." He called Pizza Hut and explained he was driving from Knoxville to Toledo and wanted a pizza but since he had a "non-stop trip tick" from AAA he couldn't stop so he was calling on his cell phone hoping they could throw one into his car out on I-75. Or barring that, maybe he could drive in circles around their parking lot and the exchange could be made. Gilbert called the Cincy Municipal Water and Sewer Department and explained he lived at the Mt. Pia Zadora home and was an old feller on a fixed income. He said he accidentally dropped 87 cents in change down into the gutter during that big rain they had and it went down the sewer. He knew it would end up at their place and he was inquiring as to how he might go about "recovering his funds." The poor guy on the other end couldn't explain that things didn't work that way and offered to send him the money out of his own pocket. Burbank, even when totally ridiculous, is THAT convincing!

Obviously, he's my kind of guy! I always wished I was in a situation where he might call me. I'd have Cletus or Paw on the horn in a heartbeat!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 May 03 - 05:29 PM

This is just the sort of thing that we need more of. This Burbank guy sounds great.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 May 03 - 08:06 PM

Amazing that you can see that Hawkster....maybe there is some hope for you......at least a little maybe........well, a damn little to be frank.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 May 03 - 12:34 AM

Happy birthday, ya raunchy old bastard. I showed up just for your birthday, Grease. Don't you still owe me a title and a set of keys?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 May 03 - 03:36 AM

HEY LEEJ!!!!!!

Man, if that's what it takes to get you back here more Blondie, I'll fix you up with a title and keys to any Yugo you can find still running.....I mean I know those things are about your speed........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 09 May 03 - 11:09 AM

Hey, 'spaw,
I know it's your @#$%ing birthday, but 3:36am! A man of your advanced age and dissipated condition ought to get SOME sleep. Oh, and happy @#$%ing birthday, whenever it is. How old are you anyway?Oh and I wanted to tell you Ian's guitar, remember the Blueridge you checked out for me, well it's turning out to be a great guitar despite the fact that the songs he plays are being studied by noted demonologists for secret Cabbalistic references and all the small mammals have moved out of Silver Spring to escape the sound of his death/slash/night of the living dead vocals and we've all been practicing our best parenting saying encouraging things like: "yes, your band has a lot of energy, and yes the spontaneous mosh pit in the high school auditorium was a sign they like your music, that is until the principal became incontinent when you started your last song, and oh yes your fans leaped about like insane apes and caterwauled, clearly showing their enthusiasm with their
gibbering giggles and hysterical laughter and so you see without your assistance we wouldn't be having all this fun. Did I mention "Happy $%^&ing Birthday?
Chance

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 May 03 - 07:57 PM

I was thinking of that 78 Chevette with the big-ass quad cylinders you've got parked out behind the shithouse. Y'know the one with the "Eat More Possum" bumper sticker and the Gene Vincent tape jammed in the 8 Track. Knock off some o' that rust, change the front seat blanket, and she'll be one passion pit on wheels, spawser.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 09 May 03 - 09:04 PM

"There is more to be considered, and less to be assumed." Harry Lee Wigley-1973

Actually, after much pondering and ruminating, I have to say that I think cheese is a good thing. Of course, I had always "assumed" that it was good, but, listening to the words of Great Wisdom of Harry Lee Wigley, I now "consider" it to be a good thing.

Before anyone jumps in to disagree, I ask this question...Have you "assumed" or have you "considered"?

Think about it.

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 09 May 03 - 11:06 PM

YAESS!!! Another wonderful idea from my dear bud, Mr. Caspaw49 of Ohio! My GAWD! Even Amos must express his awe at the intelligence that is demonstrated here at the Mudcat Cafe. I, yes...even I, am agog!
new heights of complete and utter imbecility and nonsense!!! Hell, even the Grand Third Duck of Pelahatchie, Joe Offer, must be saying "What hath God wrought?"

This "new heights" thingy...it has never been done before. This changes things. No longer are these to be just "THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAW. Together, they now are a quest! A quest for greatness unparallelled in the anus of time! Truly, these will be called "Wonders of the Civilized World"!

Think of it!!! In 500 years, history buffs will discuss the Iron Age, the Ice Age, the Age of Reason and....THE QUEST!!!!

How can we mark such a great moment! I am giddy with glorious exaltation!

Surely, this is one small step for man, one giant LUNGE for mankind!

I think this calls for...








THE CUTTING OF THE CHEESE!!!!!!

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 May 03 - 11:55 PM

I tell ya' Leej, maybe you're onto something there.....It is a sexy beast ain't it?

Now King, let me say thanks for seeing the sense in the idea so HERE, let me also say that Bruce has written a work of unsurpassed quality, beauty and truth. I am in awe of his greatness.......Anyone not seeing Bruce's work needs to cross over to the MOTHER thread....I'm replying here in our new cross threading effort.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: MMario
Date: 10 May 03 - 10:16 AM

*shudder,shudder,shudder,flinch*

TMI

I did NOT need to know you were encouraging cross-threading.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 10 May 03 - 02:23 PM

I don't know what everyone is going on about... I cross-threaded in my first post to the "Mother of BS" thread. What's the big deal?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 10 May 03 - 08:49 PM

Carol the Sailor as usual, trying to steal glory. First from me, now from Spaw. It is a pitiful sight, indeed.

But on to more important matters.

What I want to know, and, I am certain many other thoughful people want to know, is...Why isn't Oral Roberts dead?

I am confused. In 1986, God told him to raise $8 million. If he failed to raise the money, God would "take him outta here".

However, God also told him that if he did, indeedy, raise the 8 mill, God would give Oral 15 more years of life.

Now here is where God's addition and mine do not jive. 1986 plus 15 =2001.(I tried it on four different calculators and they all gave the same sum!) Oral was supposed to die 2 years ago, yet, he lives?

What gives?

Any knowledgeable theologians or mathmeticians out there with an answer?

Kk

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 03 - 09:53 PM

Maybe he wasn't really talking to God -- maybe his version of talking to God is telepathically linking to some lost, beaten, down-at-heel, pathetic, degraded, delusory leftover of a spirit who used to be, say, a wino in the Bowery, amd who drifted away from New York and his body on a cold winter night, leaving his mortal shell behind and ending up wandering aimlessly until he found himself babbling in Oral's ear.

If this is the case, as I suspect it is, he could hardly be expected to keep a portentous agreement, probably not even to remember one!

Is it Spaw's Birthday yet?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 10 May 03 - 10:00 PM

Glory? What glory?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 10 May 03 - 10:06 PM

Incisive question!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 10 May 03 - 11:25 PM

Carol C, Jack the Sailor has spoken. The problem is settled!
Now, on to more important things.

Little Hawk, who has shone the Light of Wisdom thousands of times in this forum, must use Everready batteries. His Flashlight of Wisdom has not grown dim in this dark and dreary land. He has again been a beacon in the night!

Yes, we must descend to the depths as well as ascend to the heights. Only in doing this may we find Truth. The imbecile and the genius are one and the same. We are but passengers in a circle of fifths. Circles are round, they go on forever, as shall we. To enjoy and appreciate the revolution and the mark we make in this turning, we must explore the depths with as much applomb as we traipse the heights.

We fear not in doing this for we are Men, and the merry-go-round was made for Men. We are not hamsters who ride the wheel towards infinity and go nowhere. We are infinity.

Little Hawk, in his Wisdom, has subtly voiced all this in his wonderfully charasmatic way. And, eons ago, he discovered that subtlety is the loudest of whispers, echoing through the hearts and minds of men, shaping thoughts and feelings. An ancient and ageless soul is he. I applaud him.

I have known him forever and shall forever know him.

He is the hand which claps in harmonic opposition with Catspaw.

khandu of the eternal

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 11 May 03 - 11:08 AM

Happy happy Mother's Day to you, Spaw, and to all you other Mothers out there!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 11 May 03 - 12:00 PM

THIS JUST IN....

artbrooks has been promoted from the KING'S PERSONAL BIDET to EVERYONE'S PERSONAL BIDET!!!

I ask that all of you rush to take advantage of this promotion! The boy is good!

King khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 03 - 12:25 PM

At least test for fit -- we don't want no fall-ins 'round these parts.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: GUEST,Harry Lee Wigley
Date: 11 May 03 - 03:55 PM

There are those for whom Life is a piccalilli sandwich. To those, I do not speak.

I speak to those who see Life as a Buffet. A Feast!

Look upon the table, all is there for you to enjoy. Take what you choose, as much as you choose, and return for more, as you desire.

Nothing upon the table is forbidden. Take what you will!

Know this, in your taking, not all things are good for you. Some things may be loaded with sugars, salts, cholesterol, carbs. Have them if you wish...but be aware of possible detriment.

Life is a Buffet- All you can eat!

Enjoy!

HLW

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 03 - 04:35 PM

Have a dill pickle, Mister Wigley, extra salty, extra tart. Mayhap it will straighten out your head muscles.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: skarpi
Date: 11 May 03 - 04:43 PM

HAppy birthday Spaw , from Skarpi Iceland.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: khandu
Date: 11 May 03 - 10:50 PM

Alas, I saw poor Spaw sinking low so I decided to act, and act quickly! We have a wee bit less than a month to go before the real Birthday, but this does not mean we can be lax!

We must not let ennui grip us in his boring hands! We must be vigilant! Wake up, Catadelphia!! The MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS is catching up with this one, and it is as inane as this one has ever been! Plus, Spawzer's popularity is at stake here! We cannot let it be said that we grew weary of a Spaw Thread! That would not only be a slap in the face of Spaw, but a slap in the face of Humanity!

And I personally think highly of both, and I would not want them to be slapped in the face!

So get with it! Post! Post! Post!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 11 May 03 - 11:18 PM

My Dere Lord Khnaknargh,

Your pompomz are ever at the ready.
Even slathered down wif pomade
They wave and flut like dandylinos in autumn!