BS: what's the first thing u think of ....

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:27 AM

Now I know why brucie's on the fire brigade.

This morning, the first thing I thought of was "What the...? Why isn't the beeper as loud as usual? And where the **** is it? Goddamn, it's under the bed and I have to stand on my head to get at the ****in' thing!"

Well, you DO wake up when you do that....

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Kim C
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 10:12 AM

The first thing I think of is, dammit it's still dark outside. . .Why do I have to get up when it's dark outside and go to work when I'd rather stay in bed?

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 11:00 AM

Normally Crystal, or occasionally whatever brainwave came to me last night, and I couldn't be bothered to write down....

Subject: RE: BS: what's the first thing u think of ....
From: Cluin
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM

Down at the nursing home, three old men were discussing the problems of ageing.
"Seventy is the worst age to be," said the 70 year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens."
"Count your blessings, kid," said the 80 year-old. "When you're eighty, you can't even crap right anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing moves when it's supposed to!"
"Actually, just you young fellers wait!" said the 90 year-old, "Ninety is the worst age of all."
"Why? Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 70 year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 7:00. I piss like a racehorse... no problem there at all." admitted the 90 year-old.
"So you have trouble shitting then?" asked the 80 year-old.
"No, no problem in that department either... I have a nice relaxing bowel movement every morning at 7:30." the oldest man responded.
"So what's so damn much worse about being ninety then?"
"Well, I don't wake up until 8."