BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?

Subject: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Elwah
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 07:42 PM

I dink it id. It maket my node sore and wed after awhile. Dese peeple who mawket de kleedex dey makin big bux on peeple dat hab cowlds and stuff and I dink it's wubbish. Somebuddy shewd do someting to hep de peeple what don't want sore nodeses and dat's why I dink kleedex is not good enuff. What you dink?

Elwah

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Dead Horse
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 08:32 PM

'Snot!

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 09:32 PM

Ip da Keedex id meckin du noze soe, 'sprolly coz dur wubbin too hahd. Ip du tink da Keedex id meckin it soe, twy udin' sanpeppa. Du won' wub too hahd den.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 09:41 PM

in Oz they make tissues with Aloe Vera in them and they dont destroy your nose.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bill D
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:11 PM

they do that here, too freda...but my wife uses 92.817% of the tissues in the house, and she is allergic to aloe vera.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:14 PM

How very, very sad...

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:16 PM

yes, that IS sad. but i bet she is a lovely, smart woman to have teamed up with you, Bill D, you deserve the best.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:17 PM

Dose aloe vera ibpregdated tissues are do good for wipig galasses, either. Bakes 'eb go all spudgy.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:27 PM

Where the hell id jOhn frud Hull?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Jan 05 - 11:27 PM

Thombody dot a told in da node?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:01 AM

Id's a good ding I dond read braille wid my dose.

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:54 AM

Who is this bloody Vera you are all on about?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:58 AM

I hobe i's not Vera Bloody. Dat would be not good.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 03:29 AM

By freid Vera. Wehd I see her, I say "Aloe Vera!"

(I'll get be coat ad tissues ad galasses)

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 03:53 AM

Avig jus ad a stoddy dose, I cad appreshiate wod you is on aboud bud you dode ave to use dem if you dode wont to. Try "Adrex" bog rolls like de wuds dem pubbies play wid...mide ave god "Ullo Bera" in dem and dey is gud ver yer dose.
Appy blowig.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 03:57 AM

HaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You're all MAD I tell you, MAD.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,davetnova
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 07:26 AM

When you have the Andrex use it lure the puppies and then they can lick your nose clean with nice soft tongues.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,roger the dodger
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:17 AM

I'm not mad I'm eeeeeer interesting.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Vera
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:39 AM

Aloe, aloe mes amis. I 'ave come to eeze all zoze pore delicate red nozes pour vous. Voila! Mon special edition soffffffft noze wipers!

Appréciez vos cadeaux, mes enfants !

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 09:48 AM

Good grief! Put some chapstick, vaseline or lotion of your choice on your poor skin and keep using the tissues to avoid spreading germs.

Wash your hands after you blow.

Sorry if I sound petulant, but I just went through an ear infection caused by a choir member who coughed and coughed next to me without tissues. It took two trips to the doctor, two rounds of antibiotic and a lot of expense for OTC medicine to cure it.

What's chapped skin in comparison to a serious threat to your hearing?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:26 AM

Well, I dink we gedding somewheres now, by Gar! We all starding to soun' jus' like Jean Chretien! Tabernac!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:36 AM

Der's doe deed du be inthulting, Li'l Hock. We jut hab codes. Dat's wat mecks us soud like cretins.

Ow's da monkee?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM

I know I hab a code wen I carnt say plub jab.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 10:54 AM

Da monkee, 'ee doing jus' fine.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:00 PM

Oops! I mithpelt "inthultig".

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 12:54 PM

I habn been uding kleedex, bud I'm sidding here goink tru hangercheebs lige a stag of diabers....

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 01:30 PM

Frogprince mithpelt "ob".

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: gnu
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 02:09 PM

Id it, "Feed a feber, starb a code." or id it, "Feed a code, starb a feber." ? Fug id and pour me a stiff one.

BTW, as far as the Dristan Nasal Mist or the like, the old folk up home swear water works just as well... been doing it for years and years. If water doesn't work, a little salt water will surely do the trick - LITTLE salt. Simply snort from the edge of the palm of your hand while tilting the hand. I haven't had a chance to try this since I learned of it. If anyone does try it, let us know how it works.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 05:11 PM

Not only will it work, it will also not get you physically dependent on or addicted to the pharmaceutical product...an important point to consider. That's something to watch out for with many digestive "remedies" as well, most of which royally mess up your intestinal system after awhile and make you dependent on further and heavier doses.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 06:17 PM

Nuddink wurgs ver real codes. Irris a birus wod geds in yer sysdeb ad besses id up. You jus asda waid dillit gose.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 06:44 PM

Yes, the salt water does work. If you're unsure about how much salt to use or if you just don't like the idea of snorting the stuff out of your hand, you can buy saline nasal spray at most drug stores.

By the way, is the mode of discourse exhibited in this thread what they call "code talking"?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 06:56 PM

Jus shows its gud to ave a code then?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 26 Jan 05 - 06:59 PM

Still nod urd vrum jOhn vrum Ull ave we?

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:19 AM

Id kleedex rubbidge?

It id whed I'b dud wid it.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:51 AM

dodda teep dis dread goig

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 12:20 PM

Code weader is rubbidge! 30 below this morning in Orillia.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:08 PM

Id buggin' code `ere doo. Gar didden wadda dart did bordig.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:10 PM

Agdully, id darded; id dyus didden wadda go in gear.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 01:44 PM

"Frogprince mithpelt "ob"." Fud ou, Bee-dub; diz iz a code tred, nod a spewwing tred.
    Frodprind.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:10 PM

I bid veelig de code ere doo...doo vlippin code ver be,,,I wish I wus dear de equader ware de sud alwys shides.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM

I'd warm here, but that dudden't keeb by dose frub runnid. Doe much for da deserd.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 06:34 PM

i god a code id by dose

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:02 PM

I lub dit dred.

I wid id ad bin darted doo week ago wed I ad anawfuh code. Bine wad doh bad id gabe me wobbly degs do.

Dick dum mendolated vadeline (be ab "Vicks", dorry, "Bicks" inna OOKAY) ub you doze an id helbs do clear id and brodecds do skid ad well.

Hobe dit helbs,

Dray D

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:03 PM

DAB!! By cookie id dead.

Dray D

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Gray D
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 08:07 PM

AHA!! Ibe back ad bee.

Dray D

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 09:51 PM

Dese predzles are bagid be dirsdy.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 09:53 PM

A good predzle will do dat.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:09 PM

I dote kdow what do do. Dere's bucus all ober by boustache ad I dote trust Kleedex ady bore.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: JennyO
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:14 PM

Johd, shabe de boustache off ad yore trubbeds wid be god - alod wid de bucus.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:17 PM

Welcub back Dray D.

Deresa

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:29 PM

Jeddy -
De elgdrig shaber god gubbed ub, so I'll habe do dry by banual shaber.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Teresa
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 10:37 PM

Dad's really groze.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jan 05 - 11:40 PM

Wadda great dread dith id!

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 08:30 AM

Yeb id id! zub vokes god berbal direer bud zub udders nod zayin buch.
Berabs dey god da vlue an ave ad ver go da bade. Iv dats de case den I hobe dey sood geds bedder.
Dage gare all.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 11:17 AM

I god da word fribbin code ride now dod I'b hab zense dis tred wuz runding fibe andums ado. Snod dribbing lige a leagy faudit.

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: mousethief
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 06:11 PM

Just reading this thread is triggering my gag reflex. Ick.

O..O
=o=

Subject: RE: BS: Id kleedex rubbidge?
From: Janie
Date: 20 Jan 10 - 06:32 PM

Poor frogprince.

Just don't let anything run onto your artwork.

Or if you should be so unlucky, make sure it dries good and hard before you paint it.