BS: Itchy Bums

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 07:25 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 07:34 PM

A better way is to run a copper rod...ah...anyway, you then put another copper rod...ah...someplace else, and run some wire from the rods to a crank-type generator and when you crank the generator the worms will come right out.

I don't think I'd better get more specific on this.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 07:35 PM

So ya don't attach the electrodes to the unmentionables? Thanks for telling me NOW. Where the f$%#&* were you yesterday at this time?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:43 PM

Too bad it's pinworms. If it was a tapeworm, you could use the old apple/cookie/hammer trick.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:31 PM

Howzat?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:15 AM

Enlist doctor or very good friend's help.

Bend over and have doctor/very good friend shove an apple up your rectum, followed by a cookie 30 seconds later.

Repeat whole process one day later.

Repeat whole process one day after that.

Repeat whole process every day for one week.

At the end of a week, after the apple is rammed home, the doctor/very good friend reaches for the hammer and readies him/herself. When the tapeworm pokes his head out and demands the regular cookie it is accustomed to, the doctor/very good friend clobbers it with the hammer and pulls it the rest of the way out and disposes of it in whatever fashion seems appropriate.

Success!

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:20 AM

Cluin, you are gonna be more help than Rapaire.

OK. Like, we're in Canada, right? So do I use Macs, and what kind of cookies, exactly?

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:25 AM

Nope. This is old school.

Use your old Vic 20.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 12:32 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: LadyJean
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 01:03 AM

You would have to have known my mother to know how funny it was that she taught this to me. It is said to have been found on the wall of a public rest room.

When using our john
Don't stand on the seat.
Our crabs can jump
Up to fifteen feet.

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:25 PM

Good for what ails ye!

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 10:38 PM

Thanks for the link, Cluin. Neat. Usually I have to pay for that!

Subject: RE: BS: Itchy Bums
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:16 PM

Get hold of a copy of Billy Conolley's 'Atlantic Crossing', there is an excellent sktech on it about itchy bums ' and no just the ootisde but awaaay in there, ye find yersel' hiding in dark doorways trying to scratch, walking funny away down the street trying to rub the cheeks of yer bum together.....' and lots more.