BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government

Subject: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Length
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 04:53 AM

Tony Blair has decided he had enough.
After meeting the Queen he said "The next government of the United Kingdom should be formed by mudcat members" (he loves the site).

George Bush rang him late last night and said "Tony, love the idea, I visit the site daily, I look upon it as a fan club, think I will stand down too, seeing I also made a balls up of this country". I also want to see Mudcat members run the White House.


So now folks and folkies, the official election for number 10 in the UK has just opened, and the empty seat in the White House needs filled. We need to form two honest trustworthy crews of men and women to run these two fine nations.

Please publicly cast your vote.

Prime Minister/President =

All Ministerial positions available =


All Secretarial positions available =


Position of Minister for entertainment "The Length" or John Prescott"

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 05:42 AM

Kendall for King!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: eddie1
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 05:44 AM

Can I humbly propose myself for "Minister of Single Malts, Vice and General Incompetence" I'm very good at all of these!

Eddie

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 06:16 AM

You did want a stable Government, or are you trying to outdo the Italians?

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 07:05 AM

The only way you'd ever get a stable government is if you follow Caligula's example and elect horses.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Tweed
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 07:13 AM

Dammit Liz.....this is important stuff.

Try to be a bit more serious!

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: kendall
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 07:17 AM

Liz my dear, I love you for that but, if you remember a line from the old movie "THEM" I say<

MAKE ME A SARGENT IN CHARGE OF THE BOOZE."

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 07:37 AM

Shambles for Minister of Culture
Kendal for Foreign Affairs
InOBU for Justice & also for Immigration
HergaKitty for Transport
Teribus for Home Secretary

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:37 AM

No Teribus for Foreign Secretary - I want some experience as a wartime leader!

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:46 AM

Joe Offer for Prezza.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: kendall
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 09:10 AM

Subtle, George, real subtle. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 09:14 AM

The Length - are you saying that you are as entertaining as John Prescott? Not something I'd admit to.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 09:51 AM

I thought you'd appreciate that, Kendall. She looks even more radiant these days, whatever you're doing, it works.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Length
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 09:51 AM

Still so many ministerial seats still empty

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 10:04 AM

So long as we joe clones can still be useful and a non ee mouse. **BG**

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Alba
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 10:17 AM

I wouldn't go to the shops for a pint of milk for Tony Boy if he begged me too...so he can F&*% off and fix the mess he made himself...we told him what we thought and how to fix it and he did not listen so...! *BG*
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 10:52 AM

Can I be chief whip   ;'D

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 12:20 PM

I want to be in charge of Import/Export please.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 12:54 PM

I wanna be Lord High Executioner. (I have a little list.)

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 01:37 PM

Department of Employment - SINSULL

Diplomatic Service - Catspaw

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: kendall
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 02:39 PM

Leadfingers for Ambassador to America.
John in Kansas for minister of education

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 03:12 PM

This here gonna be a gummint with separation of church and state? (YES)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Scrump
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 03:49 PM

i wonna b minnista ov edewcayshun pleez i gott maw kwolliffickayshuns dan dat bloke jonsun

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 04:43 PM

Penelope Rutledge for reigning monarch! Winston Wellington-Jones for royal consort. It's time to get those boring dullards, the Royals, replaced by someone far more entertaining and give the British press something to really get worked up about!

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:32 PM

"This here gonna be a gummint with separation of church and state?"

Well, we can ensure separation of head and corpora...

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:35 PM

Hey, that's where MY job would come in!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:45 PM

How much to NOT be on your list Rapaire?

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,Ricky
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:51 PM

There has to be a minister for Irish affairs, doubt we could find one on this site !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 08:55 PM

I had an irish affair once, but she ran off witha sailor...

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,Ricky
Date: 04 Mar 07 - 10:08 PM

Foolestroupe she stopped at Cape Horn and settled there, liked the place a lot, died repenting at her loss of the man she loved.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: John O'L
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 12:10 AM

Does this mean that any one of us can now do anything we like and justify it by saying that we have a mandate?

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: JennieG
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 12:22 AM

A date with a man....yes please!

Can I be queen? I have a tiara and a long frock.

Queen Jennifer The First.......

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GRex
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 04:30 AM

You are all wasting effort on this. Nothing ever comes of Tony BLiar's PR exercises.
         GRex

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 04:38 AM

Actually, I'll take any ministerial position that allows me to go on 'fact finding missions', at the taxpayers' expense, for the majority of the time. There are a lot of folk clubs I haven't yet visited and it would be nice to see more of my family along the way.

Travel would have to be first class, of course. Might even get Kendall to come along that way.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 04:45 AM

So you met her then Ricky...

or are you am old sailor...


BTW, just who was this man she loved?

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: skipy
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 05:54 AM

I.ve got a long frock & a tiara but I don't want to be queen, I want to be enviroment, I'll put a skip on every corner!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Walrus
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 06:52 AM

Can I put in a bid for Deputy PM please?
After Prezza, there's no work to do ("Tone" doesn't trust him anymore) and the job still draws a Ministerial salary - HEY! WHY SHOULD'T I RIDE THE GRAVY TRAIN FOR ONCE?

Walrus

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Scrump
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 08:02 AM

Yes, I thought Deputy PM would be a popular post. No work, free accommodation in luxury, all the pies you can eat and all the women you can [censored by Mudcat]

But doesn't anyone want to be Culture minister? Then you could do something useful for once, by reversing the licencing laws and making folk sessions and gigs compulsory in every pub in the land.

Plenty of paid gigs for all then! :D

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,The Barden of England at work
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 09:16 AM

I nominate CHONGO CHIMP as culture minister. Much better than that idiot Howell.
John Barden

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 09:21 AM

all the pies you can eat

Pie? You want PIE?

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Scrump
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 09:24 AM

That idiot Howell - oops, sorry, I should have just said "Howell" there, but never mind - wass replaced by another idiot - oops, another slip of the keyboard, I meant "person" - namely, Tessa Jowell.

The job must be favoured by people whose names rhyme with "bowel" for some reason.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,Ricky
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 09:39 AM

Foolestroupe do you really need to ask who the guy was ? of course it was you. I myself never took to the seas. I just like Old Masters and young sailors.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 12:20 PM

How about Geoff the Duck as Minister for Culture! Definitely a colourful figure and would make sure that folkies got their just dues.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 02:52 PM

I nominate Bobert for head of the Department of Peace. Its one rule: Diplomacy, First and Forever.

And Peace, himself, for the Department of Music.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Gulliver
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 03:39 PM

Please put me down as Ruler of the Queen's Navy. Despite my handle, I almost never go to sea...

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: GUEST,lox
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 04:01 PM

Actually I've changed my mind - can I be ambassador to the seychelles - of course I'll need a team of secretaries ...


And Wolfgang can be in charge of English language and heritage ...

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Mar 07 - 09:24 PM

lox-

As I recall the Seychelles have quite a shoreline. In fact there is very little else there. If you are seriously applying to be ambassador to the Seychelles be sure you are capable of saying very rapidly:

Seychelles, Seychelles,
On the sea shore!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: leeneia
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 04:21 PM

I'd like to be in charge of kilts.

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Mar 07 - 06:56 PM

Looks like you kilt this thread...

Subject: RE: BS: Blair invites Mudcat to form government
From: Scrump
Date: 07 Mar 07 - 07:56 AM

ice tilce 'A' ice you'd beam in hiss trough head uke 'A' shun