Song Titles We'll Never See

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Phillip
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 02:41 PM

Soft-voiced Bruce Springsteen hit first with Born To Hum

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: GUEST,Just Amy
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 02:47 PM

LOL - just damn amusing

Mearly Miffed Maude (as opposed to Mad Maude)

Ethel, the pirate's daughter (soemone has to write this sometime)

Rollin' down to old Miami

Broccoli Fields Sometimes

The Wrench of the Edmund Fitzpatrick

And the Beatles hit: Swedish Sapling

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 02:55 PM

You're Not Having My Baby (Paul Anka)

Schenectady! Schenectady! (Sinatra)

Do You Think I'm Boring? (Rod Stewart)

I Am Obnoxious (Helen Reddy)

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Phillip
Date: 03 Jul 02 - 03:02 PM

The National Association of Voice Therapists adopted a song for their anthem - The Isley Brothers' Shout!

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:41 AM

One for all you proctologists: The first time ever I saw your Ass Frank Sinatra: It was a Very Good Beer. One for these days: The Weck or the Old Enwon Seven (AS done by Elmer Fudd) JOhn Denver: Rocky Mountain Fried More LAter, Irish Sergeant

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: RangerSteve
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 06:58 PM

I'm Tired, You're Going To Have To Drive Yourself Home, Kathleen

Ida, Sweet as Filtered, Pasteurized Apple Juice

Satin-like, Polyester Microfiber Doll

When You and I Were Young, Irresponsible, Insufferable, Know-it-all Bratty Teenage Snots, Maggie

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Amergin
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 07:26 PM

you folks better watch it....after seeing this list some smartass is bound to write them....

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 07:45 PM

I write the songs that make the people want to wring my neck

Oh, Fanny-boy

Mooned River

The horny bull (Tijuana Brass)

Conjure up in your mind, if you will (apologies to Lennon)

Cathy's red-wigged, painted-faced, tongue-hanging, big-lipped loser drip

Like a'pissing in the wind

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: The Walrus
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 08:07 PM

There are the Noel Coward songs:
"Well disciplined dogs and the odd tourist"
"Put your daughter on the stage (we need a good laugh)"
"Oh sod it, LET'S be beastly to the Germans"
"Swindon Pride"
"On second thoughts, Let's not do it"

Two songs for this list which may or may not exist
"What becomes of the bloke who farted" and
"What a difference a lay makes"

Regards

Walrus

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: The Walrus
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 08:11 PM

Somebody please remind me next time, not to post at 1 in the morning.

as for songs. how about:
"Maggie Probably will"

Walrus

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:13 PM

Too many of 'em now to give kudos to each gem, but LOL! guys!

How about:

Gimmie Crack Coke And I Won't Care

Polyesterie  (Think about it.)

The Wreck of The Reuben Sandwich

Polish Pipe Dream

The Speed Of The Sound Of Flatulence

Slow Wit (by Hoyt Axton, as sung by the Pointer Sisters)

Queen Of the Kennedy Half-Dollar

The Seventeenth Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Killing Me Softly With His Cooking

Knights In White Satin

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Genie
Date: 04 Jul 02 - 09:39 PM

Actually I like "Killing Me Loudly With His Snoring" better.

Man!  I Feel Like A Nooner!

Perspire (by Faith Hill)

You Are The Smell Beneath My Arms

Fwee Widdle Cockwoaches

Bang Your Wife Slowly

Day Trader (by the Beatles)

As Snot Goes By

Then there's the toddler classic "Makin' Poopie."

Poofy, The Fabulous Dragoon

Swing Low, Sweet Cheeks

Rocky Ferret  (by the Beatles)

Oh, Blah Blah (again, by the Beatles)

He Reeks, Does Sir Edmund Fitzgerald!

Belly High (from South Pacific)

I Could Have Slept All Night

Some Day My Accountant Will Come

MacNamara's Tan Lines

Break The Wind (by Donovan)

Piece Train (by Cat Stevens)
  Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 12:16 AM

Well done!! Great job everyone!

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: van lingle
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 07:43 PM

More Gershwin Standards:

Someone to Get a Rest

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: van lingle
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 07:46 PM

Whoops, a little quick on the draw:

Someone to Get a Restraining Order For.

Our Love is a Transient Thing.

Funny thread, kat. vl

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 08:40 PM

Sound of Sirens
American Tuna

Feeling Groupies
The Boxter
Cecelia
I am not a Rock (but you take me for Granite)
Jackie Robinson
Fuji Film
Stop Calling Me AL!!
Neverland
50 ways to love your liver
Me and Julian doing the School Marm
Scarborough Ontario Can Tickle.
I was married to Princess Leia
Me and Art Were doing each other.
I wish I was Taller

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: GUEST,Sonja
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 09:47 PM

And Here's To You, Mrs. Miller
Cry Me A Puddle
(I Love Those) Deer Hearts And Chicken Gizzards
Just Walkin' In The Acid Rain
The Sun Shines Bright On My Old Seattle Home
Only You (And A Few Others On The Side) -- The Platters
Hairspray Gets In Your Eyes
Ol' Man Sewer
Pencil Thin Eyebrows -- Jimmy Buffett
I Want A Squirrel (Just Like The Squirrel That Bit My Dear Old Dad)

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jul 02 - 11:11 PM

tks, vl

Hit the road, splat!

Mr. flat parcel deliverer

On top of the pokey (US term for gaol/jail)

All I can leave you is a mouthful of snogs (Apologies to Jerry Rasmussen!*bg)

My love is like a thorny, prickly bush!

Frere Jockstrap

O dem slave-labour-made nike slippers

Subject: RE: BS: Song Titles We'll Never See
From: GUEST,Anita Thumbpick
Date: 06 Jul 02 - 12:27 AM

Nell Flaherty's Gerbil
The Weekend Is Icumen In
Stew On The Range
I'm In The Cathouse Now - Jimmie Rodgers
Hi! Said The Leather-Skinned Old Bat
Shortenin' Skirts
Soldiers' Hangover
Aloha Oy! (Hawaiian Jewish song)
Salad Of New Orleans
When The Moon Comes Over The Transom (Frat house song)
Cold, Cold Liver
Daddy, You've Been On My Nerves
Deep Is The Fart In Texas
Drill, Ye Dentists, Drill
Fat-Butt Floozie (With A Floy Doy)
I Saw The Light (On Top Of The Squad Car)
All God's Critters Got A Place In The Choir -- Except You, Murray!
Odors Of The Wind (from "Poke and Haunt Us")
If You Could Read My E-mail - Gordon Lightfoot
San Mateo RosŽ
(Wish That I could) Play the Accordion Like My Sister Kate
Moonlint (by Hoagy Carmichael)
Bitchy Woman - The Eagles