Subject: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 03 Feb 04 - 05:53 AM I think the inhabitants of Ull on this here thread should band together and form a rebel army our enemies are at first, the thugs and "townies" than poison an already posioned "city" they make walking down the street into a military manoevure, and anyone walking the avenues after 6pm without a defensive weapon deserves everything they get. Alone, we cannot defeat these hooligans, but together we stand a chance. We shall meet at Netto on anlaby road Gather your french sticks and rotten tomatoes, we are going to war! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:22 AM I thought they were a very good group, are they still around ? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave Bryant Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:42 AM The Hullites seem to be revolting - but then what's new ! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:21 PM They tried it already - there is a pub in 'Ull that was the meeting place for the first 'brainstorming' sessions that started the English Civil War..... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Peace Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:28 PM What's this! A revolt in Hull? Does Ottawa know yet? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:09 AM We must fight this plague |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sooz Date: 08 Feb 04 - 12:15 PM What about 'ell and 'alifax? (May the good Lord deliver us.) |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM Yes, destroy the townies there too |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave the Gnome Date: 08 Feb 04 - 02:38 PM Why must we fight this plaque? I thought Colgate were doing quite well? :D |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Jack The Lad Date: 08 Feb 04 - 04:27 PM I am an expatriate "Ullite living in foreign parts and am willing to further 'Ull's legitimate claim to rule the world by undermining all regimes unwilling to recognize that claim. If any other truly patriotic "Ullites wish to join me I am willing to provide them with work on my allotments, food, shelter and pitchforks while we bide our time hatching our plots before taking over Jerusalem, Mecca, and Toowumba. The secret password is "Tenfoot" Jake. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 09 Feb 04 - 04:22 AM "Got a cig mate" is the latest phrase offered by these townie creatures in an attempt to associate with normal people. do not be swayed into liking them. stay on guard |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,On Guard Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:05 AM Is "Have you got ten pence for a cup of tea?" OK? Do they have any distinguishing features? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM I've been living in the Spanish Quarter of 'Ull for some time now and have only been challenged with 'bigissue mate?'. Please describe these townies in more detail! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM sorry I think that should be 'bigishoo'. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM bigissue mate are a different race altogether. The "cig mate" variety, come up to you in the street, usually with tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks, and they say "got a cig mate?" if they do not ask you this, then it will be one of the following variations: "can you go into that shop and buy us some cigs mate" "got 20p for a cig mate?" "got 10p i can lend mate" or, they will simply challenge you by saying "starting dick-ed?" They are definately ones to keep an eye on, be careful out there on the streets of Ull |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave Bryant Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:10 AM Are there any WMDs in Hull ? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Bobjack Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:14 AM Looking around the town you would swear several WMD'S exploded here recently. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sttaw Legend Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:38 AM WMDs - Woolworths, Marks & Spencer, Debenhams we have them all here. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM Yes there are indeed crowbars that are used for destruction in Ull |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM usually by Cig Mates |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,Pingu Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM I'm right behind you,Dairylea or no Dairylea. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:19 AM Death to the cig mates, and the empty discarded dairylea wrappers |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dr Will C U Now Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM Just took this piccy of jOhn from 'Ull's workstation while he was down the curry ship getting his tea http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/addict.htm Do we want this man as our leader??? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: King Bob Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM DEATH TO THE SIG MATES, LETS COMBINE OUT ARMIES AND CRUSH THIS TOWNIE THREAT |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:31 AM got 20p for a cig maaaate??? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM Blimey, you must live in a different part of town from me, or maybe my tshirt which is emblazoned with 'I do not smoke and have no money' is sufficient deterent. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM I suspect he/she does not even live in the town at all |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM guest-I believe you are right.Can you lend me a fiver till the end of the week? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM I will need to cash my giro first |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM excuse me but i do! i live off cranbrook avenue which is off cottingham road and greenwood avenue, and i got to wyke college... so there. got any change maaaate? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM Get on with your college work that we are paying for with our taxes, you didn't even say "got any money for my college course mate" |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 04 - 12:46 PM no because i am happy to sponge off you and every single person who has visited this thread. in fact, everyone who visits mudcat.org so there maaate. oh, and also, i dont have to pay for my college course... so stick that in your rather large pipe and smoke on it |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM what are you studying s6k -diplomacy? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:39 PM not quite, philosophy film studies astronomy and maths ARRRGH! just to pass the damn thing, oh and a BTEC in penguin armies |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Michael Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:39 PM The ones who wear tracksuit bottoms and baseball caps always have their hands stuck down their trackies, waiting for their testicles to descend (then they can go in ciggie shop themselves). Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM Wise words michael, and very true |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM That or they are playing with themselves |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:27 PM s6k, you need a large telescope to study astronomy, of which - I am sure you have NOT. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:10 AM wrong, you dont need ANY kind of telescope! not required for the course. i could steal the colleges large telescope, but i would need a van. We have never used it either... i dont see the point in it really |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 13 Feb 04 - 03:11 AM astronomy film studies and philosophy -er, what career path were you thinking of pursuing when you made this choice? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 13 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM i had none in mind... i am simply doing it to get out of a job for another year!!! MUHAHAHAHA! i bet you cynical "spending my tax" etc people will love that! its true as well! and i am going to try my damndest to stay next year too! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:24 AM your philosophy may work s6k - I am sure with your attitude and attributes you will avoid work for many years- or it may just avoid you! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:16 AM avoid work!!! thats my number one life mission! if it avoids me, then even better because i dont have to put any effort in !!! hehe |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:37 AM Got a telescope mate? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:42 AM s6k, I've just realised what the 6 stands for in s6k - it's "ic" |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 14 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM muhahahaha, ingenous. very good guess. back to the drawing board. and damn it, theres 4 and half hours left of valentines day so there is still time for one of you to send me a card, or something! ANYTHING! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 14 Feb 04 - 04:30 PM o/k, o/k, o/k, where do you live? |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:47 PM see the thread title!! then go down greenwood ave or cottingham road, then cranbrook ave, turn off into 21st ave, and stop at the end of the first block. to your left will be 2 houses, enter the garden and throw stones at the back bedroom window and i will come out! |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Hand-Pulled Boy Date: 15 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM What's the point? I don't smoke. |
Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sttaw Legend Date: 15 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM "Gissa a keyboard playa mate" |