BS: 'Ull

Subject: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 05:53 AM

I think the inhabitants of Ull on this here thread should band together and form a rebel army

our enemies are at first, the thugs and "townies" than poison an already posioned "city"
they make walking down the street into a military manoevure, and anyone walking the avenues after 6pm without a defensive weapon deserves everything they get.

Alone, we cannot defeat these hooligans, but together we stand a chance.

We shall meet at Netto on anlaby road

Gather your french sticks and rotten tomatoes, we are going to war!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:22 AM

I thought they were a very good group, are they still around ?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 07:42 AM

The Hullites seem to be revolting - but then what's new !

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:21 PM

They tried it already - there is a pub in 'Ull that was the meeting place for the first 'brainstorming' sessions that started the English Civil War.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Peace
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 12:28 PM

What's this! A revolt in Hull? Does Ottawa know yet?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 06:09 AM

We must fight this plague

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sooz
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 12:15 PM

What about 'ell and 'alifax? (May the good Lord deliver us.)

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM

Yes, destroy the townies there too

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 02:38 PM

Why must we fight this plaque? I thought Colgate were doing quite well?

:D

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Jack The Lad
Date: 08 Feb 04 - 04:27 PM

I am an expatriate "Ullite living in foreign parts and am willing to further 'Ull's legitimate claim to rule the world by undermining all regimes unwilling to recognize that claim. If any other truly patriotic "Ullites wish to join me I am willing to provide them with work on my allotments, food, shelter and pitchforks while we bide our time hatching our plots before taking over Jerusalem, Mecca, and Toowumba.
The secret password is "Tenfoot"

Jake.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 04:22 AM

"Got a cig mate" is the latest phrase offered by these townie creatures in an attempt to associate with normal people. do not be swayed into liking them. stay on guard

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,On Guard
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:05 AM

Is "Have you got ten pence for a cup of tea?" OK? Do they have any distinguishing features?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM

I've been living in the Spanish Quarter of 'Ull for some time now and have only been challenged with 'bigissue mate?'. Please describe these townies in more detail!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM

sorry I think that should be 'bigishoo'.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM

bigissue mate are a different race altogether.

The "cig mate" variety, come up to you in the street, usually with tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks, and they say
"got a cig mate?"

if they do not ask you this, then it will be one of the following variations:
"can you go into that shop and buy us some cigs mate"
"got 20p for a cig mate?"
"got 10p i can lend mate"

or, they will simply challenge you by saying "starting dick-ed?"

They are definately ones to keep an eye on, be careful out there on the streets of Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:10 AM

Are there any WMDs in Hull ?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Bobjack
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:14 AM

Looking around the town you would swear several WMD'S exploded here recently.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 11:38 AM

WMDs - Woolworths, Marks & Spencer, Debenhams we have them all here.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM

Yes there are indeed crowbars that are used for destruction in Ull

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM

usually by Cig Mates

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST,Pingu
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM

I'm right behind you,Dairylea or no Dairylea.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:19 AM

Death to the cig mates, and the empty discarded dairylea wrappers

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Dr Will C U Now
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM

Just took this piccy of jOhn from 'Ull's workstation while he was down the curry ship getting his tea
http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/addict.htm
Do we want this man as our leader???

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: King Bob
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM

DEATH TO THE SIG MATES, LETS COMBINE OUT ARMIES AND CRUSH THIS TOWNIE THREAT

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 10 Feb 04 - 10:31 AM

got 20p for a cig maaaate???

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM

Blimey, you must live in a different part of town from me, or maybe my tshirt which is emblazoned with 'I do not smoke and have no money' is sufficient deterent.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM

I suspect he/she does not even live in the town at all

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM

guest-I believe you are right.Can you lend me a fiver till the end of the week?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM

I will need to cash my giro first

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM

excuse me but i do! i live off cranbrook avenue which is off cottingham road and greenwood avenue, and i got to wyke college... so there. got any change maaaate?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM

Get on with your college work that we are paying for with our taxes, you didn't even say "got any money for my college course mate"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 12:46 PM

no because i am happy to sponge off you and every single person who has visited this thread. in fact, everyone who visits mudcat.org

so there maaate. oh, and also, i dont have to pay for my college course... so stick that in your rather large pipe and smoke on it

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM

what are you studying s6k -diplomacy?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 04:39 PM

not quite, philosophy film studies astronomy and maths ARRRGH! just to pass the damn thing, oh and a BTEC in penguin armies

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Michael
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 05:39 PM

The ones who wear tracksuit bottoms and baseball caps always have their hands stuck down their trackies, waiting for their testicles to descend (then they can go in ciggie shop themselves).

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

Wise words michael, and very true

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

That or they are playing with themselves

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 06:27 PM

s6k, you need a large telescope to study astronomy, of which - I am sure you have NOT.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Feb 04 - 10:10 AM

wrong, you dont need ANY kind of telescope! not required for the course. i could steal the colleges large telescope, but i would need a van.
We have never used it either... i dont see the point in it really

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 03:11 AM

astronomy film studies and philosophy -er, what career path were you thinking of pursuing when you made this choice?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM

i had none in mind... i am simply doing it to get out of a job for another year!!! MUHAHAHAHA! i bet you cynical "spending my tax" etc people will love that!
its true as well! and i am going to try my damndest to stay next year too!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:24 AM

your philosophy may work s6k - I am sure with your attitude and attributes you will avoid work for many years- or it may just avoid you!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:16 AM

avoid work!!! thats my number one life mission! if it avoids me, then even better because i dont have to put any effort in !!! hehe

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 08:37 AM

Got a telescope mate?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 09:42 AM

s6k, I've just realised what the 6 stands for in s6k - it's "ic"

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM

muhahahaha, ingenous. very good guess.
back to the drawing board.

and damn it, theres 4 and half hours left of valentines day so there is still time for one of you to send me a card, or something! ANYTHING!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 04:30 PM

o/k, o/k, o/k, where do you live?

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Feb 04 - 06:47 PM

see the thread title!! then go down greenwood ave or cottingham road, then cranbrook ave, turn off into 21st ave, and stop at the end of the first block. to your left will be 2 houses, enter the garden and throw stones at the back bedroom window and i will come out!

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM

What's the point? I don't smoke.

Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM

"Gissa a keyboard playa mate"