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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Curmudgeon's connivingly cunning santa claus Date: 06 Dec 05 - 11:01 AM My elves have finished their shopping trip and are packing it up ready to pop on the express sleigh to yoooooo! Love and kisses Your Secret Santa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,katlaughing's SS Date: 06 Dec 05 - 12:02 PM Caro micio, I'm grinning like the original Cheshire Cat 'cos I finally found the purr fect present! Sorry it's a little old and worn around the edges - but then after all which of us is not? OK - there is already a parcel slowly making it's way but look out for a little extra by express reindeer - he did say his name was Comet! Love from Santa's house xxxxxxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Calling RT-W! Date: 06 Dec 05 - 03:46 PM It's on its way: first something insignificant, then la vrai chose. Your Secret Santa |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Bat Goddess' secret santa Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:14 PM Hi your Goddessness your pressie is winging its way to you watch the mailbox! HoHoHo SS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Giok's Santa's Secretary Date: 06 Dec 05 - 06:49 PM Wud some power The giftie gie us To know how lang Fer the post between us.... An' dinna open 'til christmas. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Robbie Wilson's SS 009, licensed to gift Date: 06 Dec 05 - 10:16 PM Robbie, Are the post-elves finding you at your new address? They have been dispatched a few times. SS 009 PS: A bit of Joni Mitchell with the eggnog, eh? Ho ho ho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: bobad Date: 06 Dec 05 - 10:22 PM Some gift ideas for the thumpers http://www.christianshirts.net/ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Helen! Date: 07 Dec 05 - 01:50 AM Didn't mean to keep you guessing Did send a postcard to give you a hint I really hope I have your blessing And your eye has a little bit of a glint If I say to you, but just this once Eight o's is what it's famous for Now it's hard; so don't feel a dunce Maybe I can offer you a little bit more? Well .. it's south of north and east of west Depending of course, where you are There now, I've given it my very best You have to work out the near or far As you wait for your Secret Santa present I just hope its a wonderful surprise Only a day or two before THE DAY Is when I've planned for it to arrive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Helen Date: 07 Dec 05 - 03:40 AM Hell, Secret Santa, I went to the Post Office box today and your postcard was there. Thank you! Oddly enough I have been drawn to various Buddha figures in shops in the last couple of weeks, and especially the ones just like the one in your postcard. Tricky Santa, I'm not much good at guessing games but I wonder if your clues point to longitude & latitude, i.e where Greenwich meridian meets the equator? No that's in the middle of the ocean near Africa. I give up! Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Dec 05 - 04:05 AM Funny that, I know a Mudcatter who lives in a place with 8 Os, but I shan't breathe a word ☺☻ Thank you my SSs Sec for your Rabbie Burns sampler, I await with eager anticipation, my sumptious gift. o<¦¬]> Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,freda's guardian angel Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:16 AM dear Santa I am observing freda as she reads these threads and furrows her brow. She has a list. witty good with maps (shanty singer?) north by north west? capable of knitting plots and weaving words dry sense of humour? a wonderful rhymer and riddler. hmm. seven letters - the seven deadly sins? she is confused, but in admiration. yours, freda's guardian angel (and i must say, it's damn hard work, keeping her out of trouble, I wish she'd give me a break!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Helens SS to those who think they know Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:20 AM I just dunno aboot tha' Giok who lives ort the top of tha' cawld awld place way way up north they's naw trees 'n shrubs and they's naw crop and they'se hunker doon for all what they'se worth. they's noos far too much and they says far too little Giok now, he considers and ponders and droives y'rig He drinks they'se beer noo and wipes they'se spittle and knows to stays silent until they's his gig now that's when he'll sing, roar and he'll holler 'til the crowd's all up a'yellin' and a'screaming but then, he knows when to be a real quiet foller and he surely does know when to be quietly lead-in. and apologies to the linguists among us Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Sarah the Flute's SS Date: 07 Dec 05 - 09:56 AM Sarah, Now, picture this; an ancient farm It's timber framed, with quiet charm The flow'ring elder shades the door My safe retreat in days of yore The waving flag in red and white Rides the wind with gentle pride And, ere I go - for you a riddle My homeland is so very little Though, granted, if you count it all Then it's no longer all that small. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Helen's SS's shocked elf Date: 07 Dec 05 - 11:48 AM To a MacKenzie Fair play! ye ontray satoure face Great puddin' o' a chieften race Abrede anis, ye mak your place Paal trattils, ye's thrawin! Weel are ye wairdless of a grace As langs my arm |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Sarah the flute Date: 07 Dec 05 - 01:05 PM I've had a postcard from my Santa Filled with lots and lots of banter But I still can't work out where is home When I think I've guessed, next time I groan Cos I never get it right Altho I try with all my might I thought it was the USA When this postcard came the other day Now a another poem to test my brain Japan? Croatia no I'm guessing Essex again!!!! You have me totally perplexed my red and white friend!!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Dec 05 - 01:18 PM Weel Helen and Elf, ah've pit yer wee bit ditty through thon Babel Fish, an ah kin tell ye this thon wee fish is jist confoozled. Wan thing ah kin tell ye is that whitiver it is meant tae be, it's made up frae a collection o' Googlewhacks. Michty me ah'm fair scunnered wi tryin' tae mak ony sense oot o' yer maunderin's Yer ain wee chiel. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Dec 05 - 03:41 PM There's a thank you thread now up somewhere just for expressing delight at receipt of packages.... this one is getting a bit lengthy and confused! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: artbrooks Date: 07 Dec 05 - 03:49 PM Liz luv, consider the source(s), and how could it help but be confused! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,SharonA's Swearing at Stupid Elves Santa Date: 07 Dec 05 - 04:00 PM Sorry about the delay in getting your package delivered. My IDIOT Delivery Elf had allowed the reindeer to sit on his goggles!! Result - smashed elf goggles, elf losing temper with reindeer and Santa getting angry with elf for being so stupid in the fist place. I have told the elf to buy his own replacement goggles and the package SHOULD be on it's way to you in the next couple of days. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: katlaughing Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:12 PM Oh, thank yew, thank yew, Santadarlin'!! I am watching my post box like a |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Amos's Skybound Santa Date: 07 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM Look up to the skies Amos. The reindeers and sleigh are en route with a little something!!!!!!! hee hee hee sorry ho! Ho! HO! (must stop this sherry drinking but people will keep leaving the glasses out hic! hic!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Bat Goddess Date: 07 Dec 05 - 06:49 PM Hey, SS! You mean there's MORE?!? Last week or so (last week and this week were, uh, totally nutzoid) I received the WONDERFUL calendar of English traditional customs and dates -- and the bookmark with lovely seahorses (not exactly mythical hippocampuses, but they are very, very rare) -- in my colors, too! (Did you do the cross-stitch?) I really apologise for not acknowledging this sooner (and maybe leading to worry as to whether the postal elves were doing their share), but I haven't had a lot of Mudcat time. I really have been good -- just not communicative. Linn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Jaze's Silent Secret Santa's photo archive Date: 07 Dec 05 - 07:30 PM Pictured above: The long Arctic winter has begun, and it is indeed a "long winter's night" at Santa's workshop at the North Pole, where he and his elves labor ever more frantically to stay on schedule for package delivery. Work was halted temporarily due to a massive power failure, when even the backup generators faltered; the disastrous moment is captured in this snapshot, intended by the photographer to be a close-up of Jaze's present. Eventually, it was discovered that the disruption was caused by hungry polar bears that had chewed through the insulation of above-ice cables, leaving the wiring susceptible to moisture and resultant short-circuiting. (These bears can be seen far in the background of the previous photo.) Once the bears had been placated with huge mounds of Christmas cookies, repairs were made quickly, and Santa's workshop is up and running once again. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: jaze Date: 07 Dec 05 - 10:04 PM Well, that's a relief! Thanks for the update. Only 18 more days to go. Oh, and keep feeding those bears. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Helen Date: 08 Dec 05 - 02:21 AM Giok, You can't blame me for the Googlewhacky gobbledygook. If you read carefully the Guest's name you'll see it wasn't me but my Santa, and maybe someone else, as well. :-) Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 05 - 05:44 AM Sorry Helen I typed it wrongly I meant your SS and his/her Elf. I was just having a bit of fun, and trying to work out who your Santa is. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Blackcatters Provider of Pressies Date: 08 Dec 05 - 11:20 AM Your parcel has made it's way to the Post Office in the company of elves who claim they know the way having been before. They have promised to make sure it gets safely on the plane and then to your abode in time for the 21st. It should reach you in about a week :-)) Have a good Yule xxxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Blackcatter Date: 08 Dec 05 - 11:51 AM Wunderbar! Thanks! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Mooman's Seriously Secret Santa Date: 08 Dec 05 - 12:02 PM Sorry that your Santa has been disconnected from the Mudcat. It is the busy season afterall. Your package has been wrapped by the Elves, and is at this very momnet heading your way. They promise me that it should make it to you by the end of next week. Enjoy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Limpet's Loopy Elf` Date: 08 Dec 05 - 03:18 PM Dearest Limpet: Well, I'm sorry to report that I have some bad news. Your gifts are ready to go, but when the ART (Auxillary Reindeer Team) was training for the Reindeer Games, Hagelstein (Donner's Great-grandson), was being all macho, and showing off, and he pulled a leg muscle. The veternarian told him that he must stay off it until at least Monday. So your package may be a be a tiny bit late. We hope to get it to you by New Year's, though. Again, my sincere appologies. Perhaps you could think of it as a Christmas Encore? Yours, with fondest regards, L.E. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Helen Date: 08 Dec 05 - 03:47 PM Thanks, Giok. Maybe you could slip in a few more hints on where my Secret Santa may be. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Dec 05 - 04:08 PM I could but I like living! G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Art and Jenn Brooks Secret Santas Date: 08 Dec 05 - 05:01 PM Your pressies are on their way...all in one parcel. I hope you don't mind. Love from Me and him |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:49 AM Albuquerque Huh, dere ain't no Catters in the location list that lives in that town, mus be either a new member or somebody's funnin' wit me! I done hided it away for Christmas Santa, like a good boy! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Dec 05 - 08:57 AM Art Brooks, SRS, Freight Dawg, SueB. I'm working up a list of possibles, how'm I doing so far? G ☺ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Dec 05 - 09:27 AM JB!!? G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: artbrooks Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:00 AM Sorry, Giok....it ain't me. I wouldn't have made you wait. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Sarah the Flute's ever-so-busy Santa Date: 09 Dec 05 - 07:44 PM Konichiwa, my Sarah-friend I'm back to twist your brain again With hints on how I aim to please you I must admit, it's fun to tease you I'll send you things that bring to mind The country that is really mine You've heard, I'm sure, both once and twice That Santa lives on Greenland's ice? I'll vouch for that, it's only fair The flag is red and white up there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM Ah but it just might be someone you know quite well Art??? Christmas day will show the facts. he he Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Jaze's Silent Secret Santa's photo archive Date: 10 Dec 05 - 04:34 PM Pictured above: Santa's hapless photographer gets a good talking-to from the Big Elf himself. Upset with the poor quality of the photos posted at the Mudcat website, the North Pole toy workshop's CEO (Contributor of Entertaining Objects) takes his photog to task. The photographer, an elf of average stature and therefore quite a bit shorter than Mr. Claus, held his camera nervously as he was being lectured and inevitably pressed the shutter button. The result is this snapshot, a rarely-seen view of Kris Kringle's crotch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Pseudolous' very secret but gorgeous santa! Date: 10 Dec 05 - 07:09 PM Santa is wondering if you have recieved your present yet, as it was posted a couple of weeks ago.....I do hope the elves got it through customs ok! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,CLLR's Secret Santa Date: 10 Dec 05 - 11:12 PM Have you not received anything yet? Postcards? Gifts? Have the elves hit the bottle and forgotten to deliver the goods? HMMMMMM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: jaze Date: 10 Dec 05 - 11:22 PM What an unusual Secret Santa I have! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa Date: 11 Dec 05 - 06:23 AM Dear MsPhiddle If you can find it you can open it.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,CLLR's Santa's elven helper Date: 11 Dec 05 - 06:40 AM Honestly Sir I did me bit and passed on the package to the next elf as ordered. Mind you, when last seen, he had had a couple of drinks so I hope that he remembers where he put it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Catherine Jayne Date: 11 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM Why thank you Santa!.....now to find it I need to know where it is......and if it is anywhere in this house I doubt I will find it for a while!! *G* |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: maire-aine Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:19 AM A package from S. Claus, Scotland, arrived overnight. I promise to be good, and wait until Christmas. Thank you, Santa. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa Date: 11 Dec 05 - 01:12 PM Well, don't expect any help from the local elves - nasty evil little things they are. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Dec 05 - 02:49 PM Khatt's not worried about elves, she's used to warlocks!! G ☺ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005 From: Catherine Jayne Date: 11 Dec 05 - 03:18 PM LOL Giok, indeed you are right! Well I've done a fair bit of tidying up today with the help of a Limpit and a Squeak as I have managed to pull my lower back....and although we found a few things we thought were lost forever sadly no presents....maybe I have to look harder! Gin anyone??! |
