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BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.

Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM
GUEST 20 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM
Amos 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM
Joe Offer 20 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM
Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Aug 04 - 02:09 PM
Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM
Amos 20 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM
Ellenpoly 20 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM
Amos 20 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM
Liz the Squeak 20 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM
Deckman 20 Aug 04 - 02:27 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:29 PM
SINSULL 20 Aug 04 - 02:33 PM
Ellenpoly 20 Aug 04 - 02:42 PM
C-flat 20 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM
Little Hawk 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM
CarolC 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM
Deckman 20 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM
fat B****rd 20 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM
CarolC 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM
Cluin 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM
Ellenpoly 20 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM
wysiwyg 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM
MaineDog 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 20 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 20 Aug 04 - 03:07 PM
Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM
Ellenpoly 20 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM
Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM
CarolC 20 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM
Once Famous 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM
Joe Offer 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM
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Rapparee 20 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM
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Jack the Sailor 20 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM
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open mike 20 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM
Once Famous 20 Aug 04 - 04:51 PM
Deckman 20 Aug 04 - 05:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 20 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM
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Subject: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM

We can't ban snide remarks altogether so I propose we be very very nice about them.

I'll start.....


Little Hawk, you are intelligent and witty but you fall just short of being infinately wise!


Take THAT!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM

Have you all got a full moon over there that we don't know about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Amos
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM

JtS:

You really should wear shoes more often...it disciplines the mind most wonderfully. :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:59 PM

Is it time for my medication or yours?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:05 PM

Now, THAT'S better. Please remember - no rocks in the pillowcases. This is supposed to be a friendly fight. No vitriol allowed.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM

Amos you are less witty than Groucho Marx and George Bernard Shaw combined!


Liz the more delusional I become the worse you appear to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:06 PM

Jack, I only wish I could pick nits as well as you can... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:09 PM

LH - Use a lot of conditioner and a very fine toothed comb, if it's white, they're easier to see! If you wait a couple of weeks, school starts again and I'm sure there'll be some waiting to migrate to Limpit.

JtS - I'm not getting worse, you are getting rational!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:11 PM

Little Hawk

It is a skill I am please to pass on to you. The secret is in Cherry Picking the nits. Pick only the largest and most juicy nits. Leave the scrawny stingy niggling nits for others to pick. If you get there first and grab all the best nits for yourself you too can achieve nit picking nirvana.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Amos
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:12 PM

JAck:

Your expertise is matched only by the grace with which you impart it to others.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:13 PM

That's exactly what Chongo told me!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:16 PM

Little Hawk, I fall asleep in the middle of your "musings" (THWAK!)

Amos, my dictionary is falling apart and it's all your fault!(THWAK!)

jOhn of Hull, my sides hurt from laughing at your posts (THWAK!)

freda-well I'm gonna see you on Sunday, along with some others I've never met, so I'll save all my THWACKS for then.

Joe Offer, and your "ilk", you get the MOST THWACKS for keeping this crazy website going and contributing to the delinquency of a senior.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK!!

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Amos
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:17 PM

Holy Moly, Ellen-apoly!! Lookit that girl rock and roll!! Who gave her such a big pillow?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:20 PM

Amos, your fervent desire to work for the betterment of lost souls on Mudcat stirs my blood only slightly less than photos of Winona Ryder in the 90's.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:21 PM

See your Winona Ryder in the 90's and raise you a Kylie Minogue from 1993!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:25 PM

See your Kylie Minogue and raise you a Mrs Emma Peel from the Avengers, circa 1969! WHAMM!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Deckman
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:27 PM

MY GAWD!!! I've got the wrong channel. How on earth did this ever happen? Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:29 PM

You have less than perfect channel-flipping abilities, Deckman.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:33 PM

HMMM Little Hawk and Amos in bed together. Politics makes strange bedfellows. And Ellen - I thought you knew better! Thwak!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:42 PM

Oh, THERE you are, Sinsull! (THWACK)

..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: C-flat
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:43 PM

I can't decide wether to THWACK or WHAMM.
I like LHs' WHAMM very much but there's something naughty about Ellenpolys' THWACK.

Anyway, you're all very, very nice people with a little too much spare time!!!


WHACK THWAMM THACK WHOOSH POOOOOF!!!
(now my pillow's burst!)

C-flat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM

I've had enough of this! I'm going out! And you can't stop me. WHAMM!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:45 PM

Oohhhh! Sound effects! How utterly utter!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Deckman
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:46 PM

I think I'll go out with a BANG! Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:47 PM

Carol C. I gotch your sound effects dangling.


Well.... I'm tired


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM

Really, FB? Let me ruminate on that one a bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:52 PM

What's all this noise in here?

You kids get to sleep!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:56 PM

THWACK!!! (Giggle giggle, whisper whisper)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM

Wish I could joinya's..... think I whacked myself upside the head LAST night with a big ole hard-stuffed pillow, already. Oy!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: MaineDog
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM

I thought that this stuff belonged in the chat room rather than the forum?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:06 PM

My posts are funny? there meant to be serious!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:07 PM

anyway=pillow fights are rubbish,
they are dangerous, you could take someones eye out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM

EllenPolly you pounce with the pillow as deftly as Depp slices with a sabre! (Thump!)

Amos your eloquence outpaces your invective! (Frump)

WHO LET CLU IN??????? (Splat! that was a pie!)

Hit the Deck(man) Hit the Deck!!!

C-Flat Stop breathing in the feathers! They are too sticky when you breathe them out!

OK!! Who hit me with the bean bag chair?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM

So sorry, jOhn. I apologise.







THWACK!




..xx..e (OK, I'm done. This was great, thanks all.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM

Hey! Who just hit me with JOhn from Hull's eye?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: CarolC
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:40 PM

MaineDog, I'm not allowed to go into the chatrooms. They're dangerous.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM

boring?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:56 PM

Hey, this is fun - but I got my mouth full of feathers, just watching...
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:58 PM

JtS - that wasn't jOhn's eye. I just replenished the broken pillows with peppermint pillows - the only substitute at hand. Sorry. PING! PING! PING!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:11 PM

Ah'd join ya, but ma saddle is ma pilla and I don't think that y'all'd like ta git hit with a cinch buckle er somethin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:12 PM

Oops, in cleaning up the joint for tonight's jam, I find that I do have one pillow here with someone's name on it! BONK on you, Martin Gibson, for letting me off too easy with that hall monitor crack!

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM

Martin Gibson is a better nickname than Fender Bender!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:16 PM

And one for you too, Joe Offer, and I think you know why! KHPOW!

Place looks better already.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: open mike
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:34 PM

feathers?! are you not aware that the Save the Eider Down Goose
committee is aware of this atrocity and requests you change to
synthetic pillows this instant! Ahhh---chooooooooooooooooooo!

oh, and:
no jumping on the furniture..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:51 PM

Popeye the Sailor eats spinach from a can.

But Jack the Sailor eats his spinach fresh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Deckman
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:27 PM

WHEW!!! Anybody wanna' cigarette? Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM


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ACK!!! feathers. . . choke. . .gasp

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.   ,    . -   `   ~ .    ' . "       . ,   '. , ' ^ ` ~    . .    ' . "       . ,   ' . .


.   ,    . - . , ' ^ ` ~    . .    ' . "       . ,   ' . . `   ~ .    ' . "       . ,   '



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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:37 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: jacqui.c
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:40 PM

Little Hawk and brucie - for their insane adherence to the belief that William Shatner can act! THWACK! THWACK!

Actually - better include Ellenpoly in that one as well - THWACK!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Pillow Fight.
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM

Chongo has the hots for Penelope Routledge! WHUMP!!!

Amos and Little Hawk are both closet evangelicals! THWONK!!!

Bobert and Tweed are both closet intellectuals! WHACKKK!!!

CarolC has been attending Accordions Anonymous meetings! SPLATTT!!!

Hey! That's not funny. Those are court-ordered meetings. If she doesn't attend she can get jail time.


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