Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat

Subject: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,A Corncerned Patriot
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 07:37 AM

I think that the President of the US of A could be in a bit of trouble when he visits our shores. This could be a job for ace duellists Raggytash & MC Fat. I'm sure the could take on the CIA and FBI

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM

Well they couldn't beat me and Old Git without cheating. Perhaps we could double up on on Dubya? Phat boy, you out there?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM

What do yoiuu mean couldn't beat us. We whopped your asses and you cheated !!!!!!

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,Geoge Dubya Bush
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM

Tell me more about 'These Good Ole Boys'

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:57 AM

Well that MC Fat is well fit and I hear his stamina is legendary.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM

How's your collection of anti-US Foreign Policy songs coming on, MC? We could have fun with this....

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:46 AM

We Shall Overcome (Whether You Like It or Not), Hand Me Down Your Weapons of Mass Destruction, Roll Out The Barrell, Me and My Saddam, Here Comes the Toppled Saddam Statue, Rumsveldt and Coca Cola.....

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 10:26 AM

Do you think that you have the current logistical capability to folksongarize for a sufficient temporal duration ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM

I want to know who told Bush that 'im who was after another woman and 'im who woz iz second could be up to the job or anything else ( other than fornication and drinking!) And Deanmeister hows yer arm doing?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 12:16 PM

Whuan Keing

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 12:38 PM

Anyway what are you going to do when he orders them to get all the waggons round into a circle ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 02:08 PM

Would Bush be articulate enough to order anyone to do anything - I thought he was a ventriloquists dummy!

Lord MCfat and My noble Lord Raggy would you really defend this vagabond - this pretender to the throne? - Bet you wouldnt have done so for Clinton - just because he might have shown you what to do with a sword and women!

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:26 AM

Clinton was a top bloke and was very good at allowing his wenches to suck up to him so to speak !! Me and Raggy would have approved of that

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 05:50 AM

Rabbit - How could Bush be a ventriloquist's dummy - would anybody fancy putting their hand up his arse ?

McFat - I don't think that Clinton would have fancied you and Raggy - I'm sure that he'd wouldn't have wasted a good cigar on either of you.

Anyway, I don't think that he's planning to visit the northern regions, where he might be assassinated by a suicide bomber whippet, or radio-controlled exploding homing pigeon. Mind you with his knowledge of geography, he might even turn up in Hull9 by mistake.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,Wombat (Raggytash's Mrs)
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:52 AM

What you doing getting my Raggytash involved with the CIA and the FBI? It's bad enough with all this rabbiting he keeps telling me he's doing! I've not had any rabbit pie yet ?1?

Dave - isn't he going to Sedgefield with Tony? (George Bush that is) - he's very likely to get bit by a whippet up there.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 06:56 AM

Typical southern view of Northerners, we're far more sophisicated than suicide bomber whippets or exploding pigeons, we'll feed him poisoned black peas, direct strike, no nonsense, no civilian casualties. However I'm sure given a little time we can come up with something even more sophisicated than this .........watch this space

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 08:07 AM

Watch out for the exploding Haggis

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 08:21 AM

Mayhap we could invite him up to Huddersfield on Saturday, Raggy?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

Far too good for the likes of him

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 09:49 AM

Is Huddersfield open this Saturday then ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The Barden of England
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 10:24 AM

Is Huddersfield open any Saturday? Is Huddersfield open?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 10:29 AM

I quite like Uddersbeingfelt anyway Raggy me old fruit. What time is the shindig I've got an afternoon do and may arrive shlightly pished ( nothing new there)

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:11 AM

Does Huddersfield have Weapons of Mass Destruction - perhaps they're all disguised as Narrowboats on the wide and narrow canals. You might get a visit then, not actually in person though, just a load of his mates. Whoops - I forgot, Huddersfield doesn't have any oil does it.

Lady Wombat - can you find a whippet with Rabies ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: muppett
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM

No Huddersfield dont have any weapons of mass destruction, but they do have weapons of mass disruption, better known as the First bus company !!!!

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:51 AM

Shindig starts 8.30 till late, complete with that veritable fine collection of musicians know as Punch the Horse who are to help me and Wombat celebrate 25 years of togetherness ..............Aaaaahh

In't that sweet

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Jeri
Date: 17 Nov 03 - 11:52 AM

I can't help but think Raggy & MC Fat sounds like a couple of rappers. Except shouldn't it be 'MC Phat'?

Well, I'm MC Phat, and I'm here to say
"Hello" to the Prez of the USA
But you didn't need to ramble
You didn't need to roam
You can get yer arse on Air Force 1, and GO BACK HOME
Cause it's a pretext
We think we're next
And remember what happened when Osama-and-Saddam got hexed?
Wouldn't be so bad if you just got Blair
But London'll be a crater and he'll STILL BE THERE

It needs much more, but my attention span just went somewhere else. (If you find it...)

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:42 AM

Rumour has it that your in a position to put us up, Raggy? Have made provision to zip sleeping bags together and keep Nik Nak warm in the pennine altitudes. She'll need protecting from the Phat boy....

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM

This is true, the band has been assigned bedroom 4, a double sofa bed, a single bed and loads of floor space, central heating, air conditioning and fridge ...........I kid thee not

As for Nik Nak, she will sleep safe from Phat Boy cos to press I think he is kipping elsewhere and if he is staying we'll chain hin to a radiator ............sorted

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM

Splendid.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:50 AM

If McFat and Raggy drink too much ale (although I could never imagine that happening), they might need a bush on the way home !

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 07:57 AM

Moi drink too much I resemble that remark. Raggy have you had a look a Punch The Horse's contract 'waiver' they need hot and cold running tarts in the dressing room, Moet Champagne and White Lightening chilled to perfection, canapes, balack pudding and mushy peas !!!!

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:08 AM

They'll get what their given and say Thank-you, Mum's in charge of corporate hostilities

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 09:09 AM

Message from Nick Scaife ..............My email is not working and has not done so for about a week, if you have sent any could you please repeat using a PM

Thanks

Raggy

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:39 AM

Raggy - Your e-mail is probably being intercepted by the CIA who are trying to decide whether to "take out" Huddesfield.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:57 AM

Dave a 'take out' in 'uddersfield is either Indian or Chinese

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 10:59 AM

Oh goody, it's been a while since I was taken out, will it be a candlelit dinner followed by the theatre or will it be a nightclub dancing the night away. There's not a restaurant or club big enough to take all of Huddersfield they'll have to do it a street at a time or in Alpha order, that's a bugger as my surname starts with S, it'll be after Christmas by the time they get to me

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:05 AM

Will they expect S*X on the first date

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 12:28 PM

I suspect I may enjoy this party. Can Big Bird come.....?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 01:47 PM

Yup

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 03:49 PM

Raggy/ wombat - my Lord McFat has told me he intends to arrive at your do rather intoxicated after an afternoon on the carpet with a load of train drivers.He has asked if I can pick him up at the train station and drive him to this do. How far is your abode from said waterhole? can I park camper on drive and walk to the place and kip there so I can drink or do I have to invest in a taxi back up the hill?
love R&WR

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 04:53 AM

on't carpet with a load of train drivers ? Sounds like fun although I'm not really that way inclined (more horizontal me thinks)

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:12 AM

Having consulted my lady Big Bird, she is apparently otherwise engaged in the capital city of this green and pleasant land on Saturday. At least that MacDonald character won't get his dastardly hands on her.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:21 AM

Get the spelling right Deano........ it's McDonald !!! and for the record I'm apparantly quite good at the laying on of hands.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,George Bush
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:25 AM

Well I'm always ready to recruitify any highly motivated guys onto my ball team. My advisers tell me that you're crap in the entertainments business. It jus so happens we've got this prison camp leisure facility on the beautiful island of Cuba and we could do with a coupla regular guys to torture entertainify the prisoners holiday makers there. Waddya say we send a 'copter up your way to get you on board.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:33 AM

Oops.

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: Raggytash
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM

Rabbit, Said watering hole is about 5 minute stagger from our abode. Just past the 4 Horse Shoes over the canal bridge first left club is the first building

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM

....do we get some rum, bum and concertina georgy boy ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,George Bush
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:58 AM

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM

does your silence mean anything George ?

Subject: RE: Does Bush need Raggy & MC Fat
From: GUEST,George Bush
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 10:15 AM

Holy shit just hit the wrong button - Colin, can you abort that bird before it hits Moscow ?

Mr McFat - after consultifying with my consultants, I have to inform you that the United States government does not conceed to the demands of terrorists (godamme Colin let me type this myself - jus tell me which key to press next) can only meet some of your requirements:

1. The establishment is officially dry, but there are plenty of Coca-Cola vending machines. However, although we do not recommend it, there is locally produced liquor available at a very low price and the guards stewards can be bribed commissioned to bring some in for you.

2. This commodity is readily available, either in the form of our other guests or the few sheep and goats which we keep especially for the more co-operative of those guests.

3. As entertainers we would expect you to provide your own instruments. These would of course be subject to detailed scrutiny for any signs of explosives etc. We do have a list of proscribed instruments including banjos, bodhrans etc. This is because although we do not classify our guests as qualifying under the terms of the Geneva Convention, we do have to take just the teensiest little notice of international opinion on what constitutes unnacceptable cruelty.