Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 04 - 10:30 AM Gervase, and Kay: You know, you're right, Gervase. I shouldn't be leasning on Kay, and I apologize for singling her out. It wasn't the fart jokes as such that was getting under my skin -- I am familiar with their noble history -- but the dedicated promotoion of stupidness which upset me. The mudcat has always struck me as a place where those with more than two brain cells could find kindred souls and speak honestly and clearly. When someone runs around spreading idiocies it gets harder and there aren't that many such places left. I just think that we should struggle against the fall of darkness, not dramatize accelerating it. A |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:39 AM BS section = idiocies will be rife. Music section ABOVE THE LINE = serious music discussion. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Gervase Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:45 AM Aye, but Kay, just because you're from Hull, you don't have to write drivel. Or is there something in the water in the North-East that has brought on a sort of cyber-Tourette's? |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:08 PM There's BS and there's drivel, Kay. Good BS is an art-form, even if not about music. You can learn it. But not by covering it up with mud. A |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:09 PM s6K has chosen a mudcat name. Why don't you use it, instead of trying to undermine her. It really jars. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:53 PM Amos it must be wonderful to be so perfect and self righteous. Please accept SINCERE apologies from all those who do not think as you do, and do a you act. Come on everyone we must try harder to achieve Amos standards. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM If I could stoop that low I'd be a limbo dancer. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:33 PM Hey, anyone want to try some straight conversation here? Guys? Fer crying out loud. If all you can do is pump snide remarks, maybe you should study up, or sompn'. It doesn't seem very productive, and it kinda hurts my feelings, too. You wanna get over this stuff and talk like humans? Awwwww, c'mon. It really really doesn't hurt. A |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:42 PM Then stop haranguing a 19yrold. It grates. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:44 PM I already stopped haranguing her; now I am simply encouraging her to stand up for higher standards of communication! Wot, you think 19 is too young for responsibility? Come on. A |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:47 PM "If all you can do is pump snide remarks, maybe you should study up" Memory not working to well Amos "The mudcat has always struck me as a place where those with more than two brain cells etc" |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:50 PM You are not encouraging her. You are patronising her. I am not 19 and can see right through you. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM "I am simply encouraging her to stand up for higher standards of communication" You just don't get it do you - are these the "Amos higher standards" |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: pdq Date: 26 Aug 04 - 01:55 PM It's easy to see right through Amos because there ain't must there. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Amos Date: 26 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM PDQ: See PM -- let's get this sorted out. A |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Once Famous Date: 26 Aug 04 - 02:35 PM Is anyone going to quit over this fabulous thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 26 Aug 04 - 02:35 PM "It's easy to see right through Amos because there ain't must there." LOL !!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 26 Aug 04 - 02:39 PM by the way im looking through mudcat rules, to see where it says "Amos has the right to decide what BS should be posted, and what BS should not be posted" ill let you know when i find it.... *rolls eyes* |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:34 PM I think Amos fancies s6K! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:41 PM Thank Gawd you're back. I have been defending s6K for the last couple of days. But I am no more than a lily livered suv'ner. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:43 PM Dam why didn't I think of that, it's courtship before our very eyes, Amos you should have said, it takes all sorts |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 26 Aug 04 - 07:15 PM so, not all GUESTS are bad after all ;) |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 26 Aug 04 - 07:23 PM :-) all part of the service m'lady. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:35 PM This 'ere is the sort of f'read I was talkin' about, s6k! It's bloody offensive. Me Eddie says you ought to get the strap for starting such a rude f'read, and I agree wif him. It's not polite in the least. Jest wot are you playin' at? I feel like I 'ave to wash me 'ands every time I look at the title of this 'ere f'read. It's an outrage! As for John from 'Ull, 'e assaulted me cousin Rutherford the other night over in 'Ull when 'e was politely askin' for a cigarette. John from 'Ull's a maniac. 'E ought to be put in the Tower of London or sent down under to Australia or summat like that...away from decent god fearing people wot puts their pants on one leg at a time and sings "Rule Britannia" in the shower like me Eddie does. Disgraceful! Shocking! Scandalous! I am seething wif rightchous indignytion! Mrs. Olive Whatnoll |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:16 AM be silent |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: s6k Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:16 AM also = a fart on your house olive |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:49 AM Please don't send him to Australia. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:55 AM him !!! eh it's a her me thinks |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Caroline1984 Date: 27 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM g'day mates |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Sep 04 - 04:53 AM Hull Farting Club next meeting=Tomorow, at The Marlborough Club, Chants Ave, Hull, 9pm start, all welcome. |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Sep 04 - 02:55 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: Dave Bryant Date: 15 Sep 04 - 07:59 AM "She isn't hanging around on a street corner with her skirt up her jacksy" - It might be if she farts hard enough ! - if she's wearing the hotpants, she'll probably split them up the back ! |
Subject: RE: BS: A Fart On All Your Houses From: GUEST,Skinnymalinky Date: 15 Sep 04 - 12:07 PM Dave the Gnome: In yer post to this thread awhile back, wad that no be: "Fairt awa'..."? Amos: Even though you're a swatty horrace, I like yer posts, mostly. (If ye dinna ken what swatty horrace means, ask Dave the Gnome.) And it's: A Fairt on a' Yer Hooses. By the way, what's a "jacksy"? |