BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....

Subject: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:33 PM

Yazzir, yazzir, yazzir...

According to a secret memo that I have come by from the WWHHJEOM, Women Who Have Had Just Enough of Men, they, womenz of the world, have plotted an' planned to rid themselves of us perminently by 2021...

Hey, in my case it my be good ridence... but as a guy who likes beer, football 'n spittin' I figure that while we are a pain in the butt, that, ahhhhhh, we beat the alternatives...

Maybe not...

Yer thoughts greatly appreciated...

Bobert (not gone yet...)

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:35 PM

Well, men can be fun in some instances.....   hee hee! :D!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:38 PM

We cross posted, Sorch... An' on seperate threads????

Ewwwww, eeeeeee, ewwwwwww.....

Makes ya want to run thru the yard naked....

No....

...too chilly tonight...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:44 PM

It's cause we seem to be the only ones awake....and I'm not for long. Say G'nite, Bobert.
G'nite, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM

G'nite, Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:23 PM

Well, that's okay. I don't care if I'm phased out. The world will miss some great people like me. Heck, I'll miss me. Maybe I better practice more so I won't miss me. If I get really good maybe I won't miss anybody. Besides, in 2021 I'll be like, 76 or more. So that would be okay. Maybe I'll be 86. Frankly, I don't give a flying...well, I don't care how old I'll be in 2021.

Can I have one of the phasers?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:31 PM

Sorry, Rap, but yer gonna have to go peacefully... The "phasers" won't be making the trip with ya'...

Rules is rules, you know...

But, hey, I'm outta here as well...

Ya' know, I always thought the womenz was up to sumthin'....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: dianavan
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:41 PM

I know you're just jokin', Bobert, but by then men will probably be redundant. After all, all we women need to keep on reproducing is just one, very fertile male specimen. Of course there are those of us who will miss the action but, heh, we shouldn't be selfish about this. Its probably a very good way to decrease the population.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:49 PM

See, Rap.... Now you have it from the horse's.... ahhh..... mare's mouth... They are out to get us...

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:54 PM

I figure I'll be "phased out" by then anyway......so fuckit! But if I am still around then watch out!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Peace
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:00 AM

Cloning will take care of the lot of us, male and female.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:17 AM

Ha! Ha! Well, I wonder who that one fertile male will be? I can just see Shane yelling... "Me! Me! Me!"

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:18 AM

I can keep mine though, right?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: CarolC
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:19 AM

...and I'm not sharing.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: michaelr
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 12:44 AM

You can dream, can't you...

Hell, they'd have to allow same-sex marriage then, wouldn't they?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 01:25 AM

Its probably a very good way to decrease the population.

Make you happy would it?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,A used and abused man
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 03:36 AM

So what will women do after three glasses on wine on a Saturday evening and think they look irresistible ?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:09 AM

Hell guest you got a cheap one there, hang on to her. With the ones I know it usually takes at least 3 BOTTLES of wine!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM

There may be only the need for one very fertile male, but in 3 generations, everyone would have extra toes and be called Dubya.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: jacqui.c
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 07:44 AM

Bobert - I haven't heard of and do not agree with this plot!

If we make men redundant who are we going to have to be superior to? you guys definitely have your uses, IMHO. :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM

One fertile male?   That would mean the next generation were all half-sisters. If you're still using the same fertile male, the mutation rate would probably look like somethingo ut of Deliverance.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:18 AM

All they are waiting for is someone to invent a dildo that can buy a round of drinks,   THEN we're redundant.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:23 AM

Only three glasses of wine Guest ! Couldn't get me a phone number by any chance ?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,Fed up girlie
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:06 AM

Hallalulah. We shll spread the word my sistas!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:06 AM

OK, I know this is a funny joke thread, but for a serious comment, read Sheri S. Tepper's book, 'Gate To Women's Country'

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:40 AM

and in 2094, the last woman who still remembers having fun with a man will be interviewed, saying..."You know, sisters...I think it was a mistake."

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,mg
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 08:22 PM

I've read several versions of this story...the leader of the Amazons falls in love with some Scot in a tartan and realizes how wonderful men are...mg

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:14 PM

http://www.wku.edu/~smithch/MALVINA/mr180.htm

--- Joe Fineman    [e-mail]

||: We have had artificial _foolishness_ for a long time. :||

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:04 PM

Who will womyn have to bash then?

Remember, the only thing worse than not putting the toilet seat down is not putting it up in the first place!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:14 PM

We can only hope.

"You know, sisters...I think it was a mistake."

I agree. 6 inches never did equal a mile.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:19 PM

Yo, womenz...

I agree wid BillD... You phase us out and one day you'll all be sittin' 'round over yer 3rd bottles of wine going, "Danged, we messed up, didn't we..."

I think that we men are friggin' wonderfull... Okay maybe not "friggin" and maybe not all that wonderfull either but we're just okay... Yeah, just okay folks and so I beg of you womenz who are tempted to jump on the bandwagen to think twice...

Please???

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,A Male Guest
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 10:57 PM

Why do we have to put down the toilet seat? Do you ladies walk backwards when you go into the john?

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 11:05 PM

Yazzir, yazzir, yazzir...

Yeah, what's this toilet seat fixation that you womenz' has....

(No, no, BObert... Maybe they is going phase you out 'cause of the toilet seat issue... Ever think about that, pal???)

Nevermind, womenz.... I'll put it down, 'er up, 'er take it out in the yard and burn the danged thing.... Whadever...

Just vote "no" on the phase out...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST,harpgirl
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:23 AM

Not until 2021???? Oh good, I'll have time to sample a few more choice ones, until I turn into a completely rotting corpse. (Now there's a turn on...oh wait, the necrophiliacs can finish me off!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 03:32 AM

women rule the world? Imagine the diplomatic conventions, if only a quarter present are 'on'. god help us all.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 04:25 AM

Threads like this one always bring out the best in people and let you know their true nature.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Mr Red
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:05 PM

Well if men aren't the answer it was a bloody silly question ..............................

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:18 PM

I don't just want the seat down, I want the lid down, too! Think about what you DO in there, gentlemen...it does not need to be exposed to the world (germs don't just go away because you flushed) and I happen to have pets that I really don't want getting involved. Bleck, bleck and double bleck.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:24 PM

Urine is sterile I believe. Unless they stand up to do #2s in your house I wouldn't worry!!!!!!!!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 01:26 PM

Scientists did a study some time ago that proved germs travelled further and faster when the lid was down and the loo flushed, than when the lid was up.

I'd rather sit on cold porcelain than on a solid surface... I'm just weird that way.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Becca72
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 02:10 PM

The bowl itself is still teeming with germs that don't need to be exposed to my pets/friends/family by having the whole thing sitting wide open when not in use.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 04:20 PM

Unfortunately some men just can't manage to avoid hitting the edge of the bowl when they pee. If the seat is up and one hits the head in a tearing hurry (long journey home or whatever...) it is possible not even to see that the seat is up and then sit on the wet bits. Not nice. Worse than what sometimes happens when you get caught short - the time taken putting the seat down can make all the difference....

My ex-husband was one whose aim wasn't always of the best and he just would not put the seat down, or clean up after himself (passive aggressive, I think). I had a slipped disc - couldn't walk and was reduced to crawling to the toilet. Trust me, that is when you don't want to see the leavings or to have to try and reach to put the seat down.

More concisely - it is less uncomfortable for a man to pee when the seat is down than for a woman to sit on the loo when it is up!

(But I am still against the idea of getting rid of men!)

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 04:51 PM

Well, you ought....scratch that....you shouldn't see how messy some men can be in PUBLIC toilets/loos/your euphemism here. I know that certain 'disorders' can be a problem, (including being fat and/or drunk), but there ARE ways to be reasonably careful, even if it means sitting down like the women!

On the other hand, I once knew a woman who carefully cleaned everything in her apartment...except the toilet! She, living alone, never raised the seat, so she never looked under it!

I guess we all have to be aware of our 'contributions' and show consideration.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: DMcG
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 05:06 PM

Recommended Reading: COnsider Her Ways by John Wyndham ...

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 05:16 PM

Thing is girls that it don't always go where you point it, it can be looking one direction and peeing in another. Call it an astigmatism if you like!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 05:53 PM

A stigmastism? First time I've heard it called THAT!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 08:35 PM

Danged!!! I just knew it!!! The reason that we're gettin' pahsed out is entirely related to the toidy seat...

Well, not to, ahhhh, mix metaphers or dangle any corpusals but was't it a ******man****** who invented the the toilet???

Hey, according to the Wes Ginny Slide Rule, that oughtta atleast give us a reprieve until like 2061 'er so....

Thank you, John Crapper...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Sorcha
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 09:57 PM

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!

(PS--I don't CARE if it's up or down...my arms ain't broke and if I can see it I can move it.....middle of the night and dark...nother story..I've fallen in more times than I care to count! LOL)

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: bobad
Date: 11 Jul 06 - 10:13 PM

"Urine is sterile I believe."

Males' should be, females' usually is not, take a look under a microscope.

Subject: RE: BS: Men to be phased out by 2021???....
From: Bert
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 01:20 AM

Aaahh yes! Bill D. I've visited such houses and the underside of those seats would make you want to throw up.

On the other hand I visted a couple of old spinsters one time and on lifting the lid saw a little sign that read "Oooh goody! a MAN!" (not really a true story, one I heard somewhere, but I have known such darling ladies).

I agree with Eric the Red though, and think that that day is far off.
AND the dildo will also have to kill spiders, put up a shelf in the kitchen, take out the trash, scratch a back, give a good foot rub and a massage, go out at two in the morning to buy chocolate or tampons or whatever it is she needs, wash the car, mow the lawn, dig the garden (or at least rent a tiller) go out to work to pay the rent, etc. etc..

No guys, we've got nothing to worry about.