BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 04:56 PM

Yah, them beagles never stayed home.

I'd rather have a big snake any day.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 05:16 PM

Get a snake big enough and you'll solve the beagle problem in short order.

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 05:49 PM

Not if it was a legal beagle - the snake would afford professional courtesy.

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 06:37 PM

Privatize gravity - I am not going to fall for it.

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 08:20 PM

With the privatization of gravity,
If politicians be so brash,
Gravity futures will be bought and sold,
And the market surely crash!

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: gnu
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 08:32 PM

Ed T... HAHAHAHAA!

The song verses are excellent!

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 08:42 PM

""Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers"". (Quote by - Dave Barry)

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 30 Apr 12 - 10:10 PM

Ed T-

Well, now we've got some new verses to work up!

What rhymes with "groin"?

So is that what physists mean when they say "The force is curtailed"?

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: GUEST
Date: 01 May 12 - 03:15 PM

Rhymes with groin... coin comes to mind immediately. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 01 May 12 - 04:42 PM

And the river Boyne in Ireland.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: GUEST
Date: 01 May 12 - 04:54 PM

What I fear is the day when corporations succeed in privatizing sunshine and air! It could happen anytime. Hell, they've already bamboozled millions of people into buying expensive bottled water (which is quite often just ordinary municipal tap water, sold at as much as 2,000 times what the corporation paid for it!)""

Pineal gland = human spirituality
Tap water = lump of chalk where pineal should be,as in unable to centre oneself

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 01 May 12 - 05:22 PM

It is surprising how much opoetic interest there is in the word groin:

Hello Poetry

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 01 May 12 - 05:26 PM

""Hell, they've already bamboozled millions of people into buying expensive bottled water (which is quite often just ordinary municipal tap water, sold at as much as 2,000 times what the corporation paid for it!)""

Much better than that, add alot of sugar and carbonated water ane you can get even more money for a much less healthy drink-that costs a consumer more per unit than gasoline- hundreds of millions, (plus) around the world get sucked in by that scam many times every day.

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: gnu
Date: 01 May 12 - 07:06 PM

Yeah. I wouldn't buy that fizzy stuff unless there was some alcohol in it. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 01 May 12 - 07:51 PM

Ed T-

I didn't see a poem there featuring "Groinzilla."

This is much more fun than discussing Romney!

gnu-

Yes, branch water and Jack Daniels bourbon was a favorite family drink.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 01 May 12 - 09:05 PM

""fizzy stuff""

Brings me back to Collins Mix, the fuzzy stuff I used to buy in the grocery store as a teen, it tasted bad, but it sure cut the taste of Black Velvet rye Whiskey (the one in the black "pringles box).

Subject: RE: BS: Romney to Privatize Gravity...
From: Ed T
Date: 01 May 12 - 09:21 PM

""The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically correct" Star Trek