Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:16 PM Whoaaaaaaaaa... Big Boy ...Rant on... -- The Corruption of Mbo has been brought to you compliments of Mbo! Major production assistance was received from MbO! Direction, script writing and costume design were kindly donated by....Mbo! CHief FInancial Accountant and First Gaffer were played by Mbo! Projection booth operation, screen and theater arrangements were gratefully received from....Mbo! Absolute responsibility is a bear, man but it beats the alternatives by six and one half country miles, 'Nuff said. Rant off... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:19 PM Oh my goodness -- I think we've all just witnessed Mbo reaching a new plateau in his manhood! Well done, Mbo! See, a little corruption never hurt anybody (what do you think they invented confession for anyway?). -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:24 PM Now. explian, Áine, how you would know which plateaux of his manhood were new, or not? Hmmmm? But the Gaelic Goddess, she was havin' her way WIth a sad-eyed poet, down at the Mudcat Café was supposed to be fictional!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:33 PM Ahh...if you folks could only hear ELO's music that goes with this song! Fits perfectly! Kinda sleazy sounding, with the trumpets and the honkytonk piano goin' on--hmmm..maybe it'll appear on Mudcat Radio soon? --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:52 PM Hey there, Amos -- With three sons and a husband, I've seen enough plateaux of manhood to last me a lifetime, I can tell you that for free! And Mbo, I'll be looking forward to hearing your 'sleazy' song on a Wednesday soon! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 07:58 PM There was a young man called M'bo Who didn't know whether to come or go So instead he wrote poems Of dubious origins And posted them instead! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:03 PM No offense M'bo - I like your work - honest. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:08 PM Thanks Os, but what dost thou meanest by "dubious origins"? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Osmium Date: 28 Feb 00 - 08:13 PM "dubious" - doubtfull, not of purity, shamefull, confessable "origin" - source, in the beginning, manifestation of beginnings. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:19 PM More importantly Meebo, what did YOU think he meant? troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:22 PM I don't know...lesser-known ELO songs may confuse some people...get Eldorado and all will become clear. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Barky Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM Young Mbo , the pride of the nation With young ladies had deep fascination He'd compose rhyming courses From deep dubious sources And this served as a fine sublimation! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM Wow! Pride of the Nation? Thanks Barky! BTW I sent the original "dubious origin" to your Dad's email--check it out and substitute the new words I did! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:28 PM Barky. YOU DA...UH...oh damn. troll Seriously VERY funny. Amos, I think you got a keeper here. troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:31 PM Troll, get with the program! She's Da Trumpet Goddess! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 09:32 PM Well I confess, I used Barky's IMac for a minute there... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:22 PM SIR! GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM,SIR! Enough of this Marine BS. Da Trumpet Goddess. OK. I can remember that. Thank you for the info Mbo.Now, don't you have an early class tomorrow? troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 28 Feb 00 - 10:27 PM Hey, I'm a former United States Marine Corps brat, so get used to it, Private Troll! (Even though my Dad was a mechanic) Amos, you're getting better at rhyming! I almost though it was a Barky original! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 28 Feb 00 - 11:57 PM mEoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! (throws tail up in air, stalks out door with chin up).. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:15 AM Sourpuss! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:51 AM Whippersnapper! :>) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:36 AM Now,now children.Play nice. Meebo, my old man was an Army lifer, retired lt.col. I did four in the Navy;Amphibs. And my brother was a Fleet Marines corpsman.I made E-6 before I got out.So we'll have none of this private stuff,civilian.*BFG* troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:40 AM Troo,w hat ar eyou doing up? I have to crash -- much as I'd love to stay up and complain about Mbo's attitude -- see, I'm being mean to him because I tricked him into thinking Barky was flattering, and it was really me...and nowhe doesn't knwo who to trust and its so confusing... Well, I am sure he will get used to it. G'night pal. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Lonesome EJ Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:16 AM Hey Pants-away (with a Bo Diddley beat)
Spy Boy slide up
Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away!
All the pretty girls Hey! Hey hey...
My Granma thought
Sweet Isabelle Jolie
Now the Big Chief he can't
Me Spy Boy say
Hey! Hey hey! Hey pants-away! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Troll Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:30 AM Another winnah EJ. Great song as usual.LOL Speaking of Bo Diddley, He lives in Archer Fl. about nine miles from me.He's a super nice guy and still pocking after all these years. troll |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 29 Feb 00 - 04:05 AM Well in order to keep the thread going I thought I might start a song… All lyrical (or not so lyrical) contributions gratefully appreciated…. The Boxers – to the tune of "The Boxer" – Simon and Garfunkel I am just a schoolboy on a playing field so cold I've forgotten my PE kit and they've made me wear my vest and boxers instead I'm half the size of the ape who is now stamping my head into the wet ground I wanna die die die die die When I left my home and my family, mummy made sure the were clean On this morning in case of accidents so the doctors would hesitate to operate…. Over to you folks... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:18 AM Sorry about that, Sarge! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:20 AM Oh well so much for the boxer shorts. Obviously not such a keen source of inspiration as minimalist female lacies.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:47 AM Boxers! There's no competition in terms of sheer electricity, mate. Panties rule! Now if you could answer "Why", you'd be the next Freud...I guess they just cloak the greater Mystery, the home of hymns (so to speak) and the pearl of all paeans. Mbo -- your Barky song was just beautiful, man! Nice tune, nicely sung. Did you play that fiddle, to? Wow. LEJ, your Bo Diddly was shhheeeeeerrr mastery -- you got True Flavor, man...I am so impressed. I tried cutting a rock and roll .aif file for Áine of the Mudcat # 61 tune, but I discovered I am not a one-man rock and roll band...it came out kinda flat and spidery. Sigh. Man you got It, for sure. You should be writing songs for the great masters. Grounds fo anew thread would be, identifying them! Anyway, thanks for a great grin. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 08:51 AM Thanks Amos! Yeah, that was me playing the fiddle alright..it didn't turn out as good as I'd have liked...if you wanna hear MY one man rock & roll band, I'll have to send you my version of ELO's "10538 Overture" with 2 guitar overdubs, 5 voices, and 6 fiddles. Rockin'! --Mbo (gotta go to Art History class now, see ya at 10!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 29 Feb 00 - 09:48 AM For a bunch of panty-throwing wild men (and women), you all did a great job on this Challenge! Thanks to everyone who participated (and everyone who just lurked) -- Here are the Winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 (for you newbies, go to the SONG CHALLENGE! WINNERS PAGE to find out what the awards mean):
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Guinness Crest: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Hyperabid Date: 29 Feb 00 - 10:32 AM I'm all a gush and a flutter! Hyp. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 12:02 PM Hot damn@! A blue smokey thing!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: GUEST,Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:05 PM Like you weren't expecting one, Amos! Y'know what would be REALLY cool? If we had an awards thing like on the computer game "X-Wing Fighter" (a favorite of mine) where you actually see your uniform jacket, and each award, ribbon, and medal as they are awarded. --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:17 PM Maybe ´Aine can pony up for some real ones! "This blue bar is for surviving the Guest Wars of '99, and that green star is for the 8th Song Challenge...yes ma'a'am, earned every one of 'em..." Why does this sound so familiar? Oh, my god! Look at the gauge! I'm running out of humorous ideas! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:21 PM Amos, how could you ever run out of humourous ideas? The gauge is still on "Full" from where I see it! But I think we need us a new Challenge to keep our teeming minds busy...hint hint hint... --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:27 PM Is it ´Aine or Áine? Or does neither now work. is HTML always so duplicitous? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Áine Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:28 PM Sorry fellas, I only award virtual medals, not real ones. If you want something to play with, you'll have to get your own! hint, hint, uh? OK, I'm working on it. Just keep your pants on and your wee medals quiet while I think . . .
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:29 PM Oh--forgot the semicolon, dohh! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Mbo Date: 29 Feb 00 - 01:31 PM Isn't Acuteine an brand of toothpaste? Thanks Aine. I'll be waiting! --Mbo |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 02:08 PM CLANK!!!! CLANK CLANK CLANK!!! Huevos de Oro, senora!!! CLAAAAANK!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 03:06 PM Grcrmwreeeeeeeccccccccccccccccccckkkk....o..ii.......ll ca....a......annnnnn. O....ii...ll...can.... |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: MMario Date: 29 Feb 00 - 05:14 PM WOBH -- it's a MAN, a MAN made out of TIN! What's that he said? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Amos Date: 29 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM WOBH -- we've gone to another thread! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 20 Aug 01 - 05:03 PM Underwear JAMBALAYA
Come on son we'll have fun ya you betcha
Come on sports throw your shorts and your panties {c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}
When you go, don't you know, they'll be naked {c:CHORUS} {c:Instrumental Verse (Fiddle solo)}
{c:CHORUS} Son of a gun, we'll have big fun down in Gretna |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 28 Aug 01 - 08:20 AM To the tune of "Sweet Betsy From Pike", "The Oul Orange Flute", etc.
CAST OFF YOUR UNDIES ON CARNIVAL DAY |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: SharonA Date: 28 Aug 01 - 08:27 AM That's lovely, derrymacash! (I'm grinning at the thought of American women calling their bikini-undies "knickers"!! hee hee!) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! Part 11 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 28 Aug 01 - 09:14 AM Glad it tickled! |
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