BS: Kendalls apology

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: kendall
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:03 PM

thats true spaw, its all a retired govt. employeee can afford.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:14 PM

I wasn't offended.

I agree that there isn't a woman on the face of the planet who can't get laid. For every woman in the world, there are at least 100 men who would gladly give her a good poke. (Probably a lot more than 100.)

Here's my one "however". I have found that a lot of men who like the kind of humor that got this whole thread started in the first place, are frequently offended when they hear jokes like:

"Why did God create Man?...."

"Because dildos can't mow the lawn."

Personally, I choose to not tell jokes that could be taken as "gender bashing". I think they cause more bad feelings than good feelings. And to me, humor is about good feelings. But that's just my own personal preference. If kendall wants to live with the repercussions that frequently accompany that particular kind of humor, he's a big boy, he can make up his own mind.

Carol

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: kendall
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:39 PM

I think thats funny! does that mean I'm not normal? I dont get offended unless it is personal. Even then, I might decide not to give the offender that much power.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:53 PM

Actually Carol, you can get the new riding dildo with the 36" cut........New and Improved....Much better model. You'll find yourself volunteering to cut the local football field twice a week.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:54 PM

(kendall, re: your question about being "normal". Are you sure you want to ask a question like that around here?)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:56 PM

Spaw...gasoline powered or electric?

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 08:56 PM

So - it's all settled. Kendall now says that no woman is too ugly to get laid. That should satisfy everyone. TEE HEE. Maybe I'll start a thread to force him to prove it. Can see the headlines now "Famous Folksinger Sea Captain Falls In Action". All the makings of a song challenge.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Mooh
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:02 PM

Kendall, I laughed my butt off when I first read your original remark. It was a while before I even read it because I most often don't bother with the type of thread that I see as too much controversy for my patience. But I'm glad it wasn't me who said it, even if my sense of humour found it acceptable. I understand how it upset people, though I don't understand why it would be taken personally. Based on your history here, even I knew it was a wry, dark, ironic remark.

As someone once said of me, "You've got a size 20 mouth. Room for both nines and a bit to grow into.". LOL!

Peace. Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:17 PM

Carol, you'll be happy to know its ecologically safe, being solar powered....which should really heat things up. The solar generator drives a bellows affair off an accordion (right down your alley, so to speak) which not only drives the blades, but provides a pulsating action to the semi-pneumatic 22" whang. Any excess air pressure is bled off through a pop-off valve in the rear which blows a stream of cool air across your ass.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:25 PM

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I want....

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Matt_R
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:30 PM

Yet everyone wanted ME to apologize for words that weren't even mine. Strange place, this.

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Troll
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:53 PM

What's strange about it. You're the Kid. You're fair game. It is our responsibility to pick at you and insult your taste in music and the like.
It toughens you up and makes you more able to deal with those prople who DON'T care about you. But you, you ungrateful little wretch, have the nerve to complain about the very people (Spaw, Kendall, et al) who are trying, out of the goodness of their hearts, to save you heartaches in later life.
Do you actually think I ENJOY this?
I'd much rather be sitting in my cave sipping a root beer and listening to music.
So go on off and listen to Old Aces or whatever that band is. Don't give a thought to those of us who are trying to do things that are really for your own good.

troll (snik snik snik)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: WyoWoman
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:58 PM

Catspaw, I do so wish we had an artist her in Mudcat who could illustrate some of your inventions. This one just about takes the cake.

And Carol,you might be right about there being "at least 100 men who would gladly give her a good poke...." although I question the "good" part ...

ww

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: kendall
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 09:59 PM

SPAW...YOU ARE KILLING ME!! Sinsull, I'm glad you are not ugly, otherwise, I wouldnt dare go where you are!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 10:05 PM

Well WW, I built a few of them, like the "Amish-Australian Pitchfork Moustache Tuner" which is now in the possession of Musicman...He showed it to Bill Staines last week, but didn't let him try it......

Now this one would be a prodigious undertaking.............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: kendall
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 10:09 PM

according to you, you already have the 22" wang. I'm sure you will rise to the occasion!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Troll
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 10:17 PM

I dunno. That much weight out front could be a problem. Balance you know. You'd need a pretty hefty bit of weight behind to counter the tendency to tip over.If you tip over forwards it could break something important not to mention being painful.
And then there's the problem of blood supply....
This 'un is gonna take a lotta thought.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 10:39 PM

Kendall, I hope you won't consider to become normal, will you. This would be CRAZY.

;->

Joerg

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Art Thieme
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 11:06 PM

I was just giving a generic apology---**smile**-one that'd cover any sin I might've committed somewhere along my Mudcat timeline **smile**. There was no point to the posting at all. **smile**

'Twas meant to be irony (in the Fielding sense)--**smile**--humorous too. **smile** But it seems to be one more time that nobody got my joke. Maybe I should go back to talking about condoms...***BIG SMILE***

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: MK
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 11:23 PM

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be a Production Manager," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."

The woman below responded, "You must be a Producer." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."


MK
(-thought some might enjoy this distraction-)

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Troll
Date: 04 Nov 00 - 11:33 PM

LOL

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: JedMarum
Date: 05 Nov 00 - 12:04 AM

I am sorry too - sorry I missed the original, offending comment!

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Nov 00 - 12:11 AM

Well hell Jed, just hang around a bit and I'm pretty sure Kendall will crank out something else equally offensive. Its only a matter of time..............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 05 Nov 00 - 02:39 AM

Well I guess I did get lucky tonight, but only insofar as I didn't forget any words and my guitar stayed in tune. Since none of you has posted in the last two hours, I guess you all must have got luckier still. Hope I get luckier on Tuesday, if Gore wins I will be able to afford a trip back to Scotland ....

Subject: RE: BS: Kendalls apology
From: The Shambles
Date: 05 Nov 00 - 03:56 AM

Abortion:Here we Go. The original thread which does contain some very good stuff.