BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:15 PM

Come to think of it, maybe he said the dachshund was in the hole. One or the other, anyway, was standing in a hole.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:22 PM

Or both, but one was in half a hole and obviously the other was all the way in the--never mind . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:24 PM

"1/2 dachshund and 1/2 german shepard"

I didn't know a German Shepard would stoop so low....

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:26 PM

How do you know that the dachshund didn't have high aspirations?

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:28 PM

Obvious, my dear Watson. Exvitro fertilization.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:45 PM

Artificial insemination. Either that or it was one of those kinky places where dogs go and pay to screw someone they don't know through a hole in the wall. It's sick what some dogs will do for thrills.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: John O'L
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:56 PM

Clearly, the dachshund didn't use a stepladder.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:57 PM

Or an escalator.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 06:58 PM

Please don't swear in public Peace!

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:01 PM

Sorry.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: number 6
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:02 PM

Great posts guys LOL !!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 07:54 PM

That kind of place isn't called a "hole in the wall" for nothing.

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:04 PM

Sure you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM

I do so apologise Peace.

I mistook "Exvitro fertilization" for a sexually oriented mode of travel..

Subject: RE: BS: Geek in Boston tortures dachshunds
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 09:21 PM

Didja hear about the guy who went to the drugstore to get some condoms? The druggist asked, "What size?" and guy said he didn't know. "Well," said the druggist, "there's a wooden fence full of knotholes out back. Each knothole has a number over it. Go out there, stick your member through the holes and let me know the number of the one that fits."

So the guy goes out back. The druggist's lovely, nubile, daughter sees him and knows what he's going to do, so she runs down and arranges herself on the other side of the fence, moving from knothole to knothole as the guy moves.

Finally the guy staggers back into the drugstore. "Okay," says the druggist, "what size condoms do you want?"

"Condoms, hell!" whispers the man. "I want about a hundred yards of that fence!"