BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: fogie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 06:05 AM

Coal tits are absolutely hopeless for lighting fires.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 06:28 AM

So no truth in the old saying 'hot time in the old town tonight'

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:43 AM

>>There are an estimated 1.7million great tit pairs in the UK...<<

Who has the greatest tits in the UK?

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:46 AM

Ah.. that could explain a lot. I've not heard my tits sing.. it must be because I'm expecting the languid trilling they did when I lived in Dorset. Obviously with city life, my tits have speeded up to make themselves noticed.

Coal tits are no good at lighting fires because when they hold the matches in their little claws, because they're upside down, the flames burn their bums and they drop the match. The trick is to put your fire under the tits perch and they'll drop the lit match onto it.

Either that or you have damp tits.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Dec 06 - 09:48 AM

Water pair of great tits?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 AM

Can your tits swim, or are water wings needed?

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:05 AM

They would need to do the breast stroke then.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:21 AM

With a name like Robin and coming from Australia, surely it would be the Red Breasted Australian Crawl?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM

Tits don't actually swim.....at times they may bob in and out of the water as the mood takes them. I do believe that tits are certainly the best of the species and considering that the adverts tell us that all the best things these days 'have wings'....tits must be brilliant. I do love tits. I love to see them wherever they are. They are so interesting aren't they.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:19 PM

Pairs of tits flying around, occasionally swooping to break the pond's mirror surface; what a wonderful image.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 05:22 PM

It would be if my pond weren't totally coated in duckweed. Can't wait till we have a good hard frost - it''ll freeze and I can just pick the ice sheets off the pond, taking the duckweed with it!

Spent a wonderful afternoon a couple of years ago, watching the baby tits learning to fly from the bottom branch of the pittisporum to the edge of the pond... they seemed to be catching the mosquitoes hovering there too...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 06:46 PM

Liz your tits are wonderful!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:01 PM

That's what the Earl of Wessex said.

And look what happened to him.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 07:08 PM

Who? - Oh I get it now...

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Just Curious
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 08:22 PM

Lizzy,

Will your tits be ice skating on your pond when it freezes over?

I would hate to see your tits frozen

Just curious....

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:18 AM

Don't worry 'curious'... they are well insulated and are always tucked up firmly at night.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:25 AM

So far the cats haven't been at them either.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:34 AM

If your pussy and your tits get together you are suffering from gravitational pull.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:35 AM

Or else the Pilates has started to work!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST,Student 6
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:53 AM

Yes guest Just curious, they would be Blue Tits obviously.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:59 AM

With knobs on!
G

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:01 PM

Sorry, should be "Essex" below. Brain fart.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM

Are there tits with big yellow spots on them?

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:02 PM

Above.

'nother brain fart.

(I was looking at the thread in descending order... ass-backwards again)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: GUEST, ...
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:24 PM

It's Liz who is from Wessex.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:55 PM

Sounds like my kind of earl.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Den
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 12:56 PM

I had to laugh the other week or so when the thread, "should a woman make the first move and I've got 3 sorts of tits!", appeared above one and other on the forum list. Well I thought it was funny.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 03:37 PM

Now Ms. Squeak (mice also squeak as vocalization) I peruse this thread ONLY as an attempt to add pertinent biological information to help keep this thread in a somewhat scientific vein.

Most female mice have 3.3333333333333333333333333333333333333… more tits than you. Their number is 10. Male mice do not usually have   nipples/

BTW, did you ever wonder why male horses do not have teats? Think about it. There simple is no anatomical space for them. The area is taken up by something else (usually 2 of them, of course unless they have been gelded and they still won't have them…I know Mudcatters. Some smart-alecky type would say something about that if I did not state a clarification).

Returning to this thread's relevancy:

Giok said: "With knobs on!"

That kind of titmouse would be a tufted titmouse, a correct ornithological appellation.

Who can tell us the mammalian species with the largest number of teats? (I don't want to give all the titillating information)

Now, please carry-on with your tits

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 07:34 PM

Its time the tits floated back to the surface.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 08:43 PM

They call them chickadees around this neck of the woods. Because of their call, ostensibly.

But maybe our predecessors just didn't like calling them tits.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 09:10 AM

It's a pig, isn't it Cruiser?

I'll not say anything else on this thread, or else I'll be in trouble for making a tit of myself....

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 02:57 PM

Good guess Bunnahabhain (what kinda name is that anyway?!) but not the answer.

I would give the mammalian Order, but that would give the answer away. Think of a more exotic and less common animal species.

Thank for the Reply B. With replies like yours, we may change this thread towards a scientific endeavor and let the others have some bawdy fun along the way. I know you, like me, never opened this thread for other than purely scientific curiosity; correct? I bet you, also like me, do not read the non-scientific stuff either, huh? (Clears his throat again, for some inexplicable reason)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:39 PM

So you'd like to do a scientific paper on my tits?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cluin
Date: 12 Dec 06 - 06:41 PM

If you don't mind the pen poking through the paper occasionally.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:01 AM

Although your tits have been out of sight Liz, they have not been out of mind. The Villan who resurrected the thread obviously wishes to offer them support.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:23 AM

I'll support anything including Aston Villa :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 09:38 AM

"So you'd like to do a scientific paper on my tits?"

Liz, Liz, Liz! I will need to get back with you on that one. The tears of laughter are preventing me from continuing at the moment...

..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................."The Tracks of My Tears".....................................

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Cruiser
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 12:23 PM

Okay, I think I have regained my, uh, composure..............................................................................Naw, I'll try again L8r.................................................................maybe...................................................................!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:23 PM

A good paper might put LIz' tits in proper perspective.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 04:24 PM

But I'm not sure a proper paper would put them in any better perspective.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:29 PM

Maybe they should have custard squirted all over them, then the custard can be licked off. perish the thought :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Pistachio
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:31 PM

Thanks, I've been laughing outloud and all because of titinvasions!
What a thread!

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rasener
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 05:47 PM

Well I hope you are going to behave yourself on Friday Pistachio :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:27 PM

I don't think my tits would like being covered in custard... they have enough trouble getting airbourne as it is. It's been very windy here recently and they're being blown all over the garden.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Rowan
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:35 PM

I don't remember ever seeing a bra used as a windsock but I suppose it would help your tits to make sure they took off into the wind.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Adrianel
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 08:14 PM

To his bride said the lynx-eyed detective,
"Can it be that my eyesight's defective?
"Has your east tit the least bit
"The best of the west tit,
"Or is it a trick of perspective?"

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:46 AM

Liz, there must be any number of ways of stopping your tits from suffering with the wind. Letting them blow all over the garden may be natural but with the right protection they could be supported in their everyday living situation.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 01:40 PM

If they are still hanging around please wish them a merry Christmas from me.

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM

Nearly

Subject: RE: BS: I've got 3 sorts of tits!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Dec 06 - 02:16 PM

200