Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 14 Aug 09 - 03:01 AM Cheat. There is a splendid song on one of my Ramskyte tapes about a bloke who gives a girl a ride in his cart, and teh rocking motion leads onwards. The rhythm gies it a really lascivious feel. I must learn it for the occasion! Pete, you don't want to go on for 15 minutes at the pace of the John Barden "Ride On". Heart attack city! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: The Barden of England Date: 14 Aug 09 - 04:17 AM It would be a case of "Be still my aching part" that's for sure. John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 14 Aug 09 - 06:41 AM I should think it might need the kiss of life... |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 14 Aug 09 - 09:25 AM both myself and White haired Brian the chap with the mobility Chariot and I believe John was there to the chap with the dog were having a drink down the Tally Ho when a girl on a horse came clip clopping down the main road towards the Tally Ho. Anyway for some reason when the horse got level with our picnic table by the doors of the pub it got quite spooked and started backing off . The young girl in the saddle clearly could could have kicked that horse to her heart was content there was no way that horse was gonna walk on by that pub.. well the situation was worsening for the poor girl in the saddle fore suddenly the creature shot in to full reverse and headed straight for our table back end first.. We all grabbed our beers. but remained seated. Well this horse backed straight into our picnic table and knocked the umbrella over. all the time the girl was kicking and trying to pull its head round. I stood up and said to the Girl clutching me beer. Do you want me to take the lead love. Whereby Brian piped up. 'Take the lead what you gonna do Pete dance with it. I said Ignore him do you want me to take the lead and walk him on. She said yes Please. Whereby the beast trod onme bloody foot with all its dancing about.., so i took the reins just under the bit and said come on mate walk on. Well the horse was still dancing about but I managed to get him back on the road whereby he seemed to calm. He was quite Spooked. Ever that or he wanted a pint anyway. the girl asked if I would walk him a bit further down the lane and said then she should be alright to go on alone. Still clutching me pint I walked with horse and all down to the next bend in the road and let them go there merry way. Unknown to me quite a gathering had assembled at the windows in the Tally Ho and watched all this take place and when I got back to the pub everyone said well done and one chap even brought me a pint. Well when all had returned to normal and people had gone back to there seats and the Parlava was all over I went into the Tally ho to buy a round and the Bar maid said to me. 'I saw all that earlier, your quite good with horses.I said not that good love he trod on me bloody foot. She said I have a Horse in the next field up the lower lane I ride past all you lot camping up the top field. She said do you ride I said I used to but I have not for years. She said you can have ago on mine. I dont believe she ment it but it was a nice offer and I have not forgotten it. And thats the story of the bar maids horse. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 14 Aug 09 - 11:23 AM Clearly it has really got nothing at all to do with the bar maid? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: GUEST,reedpuffer Date: 15 Aug 09 - 09:07 PM What bands are booked this year? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 15 Aug 09 - 09:52 PM Hi Reedpuffer There are no bands booked we comprise of a mixture of musicians of various diferent talents who assemble at this site twice a year. Numbers increase has the days go by. We start on the Wednesdayand finish on the Sunday the dates for the next event are listed on the above threads. We do charge for camping. See site listed below. In the evening we sit around a bonfire and sing songs. Basically when the stick comes to you can can sing or simply pass it on to the next person. There is a field. toilets. and a Pub and thats it.Its located on one of the highest spots in glorious Kentish country side better known has the Garden of England. The main body of folk that attend come from the Eltham Folk Mob Folk Club in Eltham south east London. Go to folkmob.com if you are interested in joining us. There are other folk from other clubs and Morris men/women from the medway towns of North Kent.Its a great four day event if you dont mind roughing it putting up with gale force winds and driving rain. And like Beer? when the weather is fine at Knockholt it is glorious which for much of the 7 years and 14 times I have attended it has been. In day time I spend much time cooking meals thast are a challenge for the campsite site inbetween going down the local pub called The Tally Ho. Regards Pierre Le Chapeau. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: fisheye Date: 16 Aug 09 - 03:14 AM Mr.Bardon according to the stated facts and figures, this Swine Flu runs for seven days....allowing for an extra seven days for being B....y awkward. That will give you sufficient time to re-cooperate,anticipate,motivate and in general get yourself ready for Knockholt. Hope you are feeling better and look forward to seeing you there. Fisheye |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: fisheye Date: 16 Aug 09 - 03:29 AM Mr. Bridge I have in my possession a DVD of you singing and entertaining the audience at the 'Good Intent'on the evening 11th August 2009. Would this be a suitable place and time to discuss my fees. .As I believe there is a syndicate that enjoys using such famous persons in the folk world for advertising. Fisheye |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 16 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM You mean red-white-and-blue-mail since they would not allow blackmail (or blackmale) in the country? How about a bottle of wine (white, of course, they don't like red either)? I have been at the long range wevva on Met-check. Thursday predicted dry Friday predicted very minor rain in the afternoon Saturday afternoon, cedars of Lebanon and animals two by two. Predicted 6.9mm of rain that afternoon. However, there is obviously something wrong with the Met-check program, as on all three days it is predicting wind of over 145 and under 150 MPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: VirginiaTam Date: 16 Aug 09 - 11:51 AM Richard Is it Taro Fair? As I rode out to Taro Fair Oh rolling downs Oh rolling downs Oh rolling downs of Hampshire And the winding lanes And the winding lanes And the winding lanes of Hampshire To which we are going next weekend to see a former Ramskyte perform in the "Hambledon village show." Woot! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 16 Aug 09 - 12:23 PM No, I don't think it is - I'll check |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 16 Aug 09 - 04:38 PM 'Whata a Parlava,140 mph winds? I,ll bring me Land surfer? Mr Bridge you are?" trying to put the wind up folk? There is enough wind at Knockolt has it is with out you adding to it? 'Do you recall the time the Marquee took pff in a 80mph guest? The Apollo Moon rocket came down on 'The sea of tranquility. 1968 The Knockholt Marque nearly came down on ' A sea of tents? 2007. The Knockholt Marquee is now known has the Roy-stone probe , V.T O T.? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 17 Aug 09 - 04:42 PM Reefer-ish. Nearly time to go online and order the Scotch Bonnets for the Harissa paste. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 17 Aug 09 - 04:47 PM No material change in wevva. I have put the blue plastic pipe in the wardo. Can anyone be CERTAIN what the size of the blue plastic pipe in the next field is, and I could then buy jointing components - and have we got permission to fix, and when, and wil lthe farmer turn off pipe pressure to facilitate? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: The Barden of England Date: 17 Aug 09 - 04:53 PM "Each day I faced, the barren waste, without the taste of water" "Cool; Clear; Water; (water)" John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 17 Aug 09 - 10:35 PM This thread died and then was revived. so issues have been forgotten. (Pipe in field) The rain in Spain stays manly on the plain. The rain in Knockholt stayed mainly on me. last September. My Polish friend has buggered off with some Iranian ,So she wont be coming this September. well not with me anyway. The issue of the pipe Richard, Sue and Mikc Forde are on Holiday. at moment I,ll get back to you after this Wednesday when the club meets again .I,ll speak to them.. we cant do nothing without farmers ok . Pipe or no pipe . fixings or no fixings. I have grown me own peppers for all this cooking Par-lava. Finger peppers take out the seeds or your bum will go BANG,. tried and tested. and my Herb gardens bursting. I have been working with Sage this week, 'It goes very. very well with Pork. a dodgy dish for a campsite and no fridge.. I have made me cooker out of three old Calendars and 4 Woks. fired on coal. "I put it to you, Coco Cola and flour makes a great B,A,Q, Sauce. nothing else to add but the Chicken. herb and spice to taste? Flour t= thickness of sauce. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 17 Aug 09 - 10:54 PM One must add Tomato sauce to the above coke and flour,I Forgot the main ingredient. 1 Can of Coke to a bottle tom sauce. Its 3am Im going to bed good night. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 18 Aug 09 - 03:40 AM Do you use dates in stead of calendars, ever? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:06 AM That song about rudery in a horse-drawn cart in "The Jolly Waggoner" off Ramskyte's "A Country Chours" tape (yes, tape) released as "RAM1" with no "p" symbol and no date on the sleeve. Credits say "all songs traditional arranged Ramskyte" |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Abdul The Bul Bul Date: 18 Aug 09 - 06:20 AM Spect PlC only uses them on holey days. Have fun and I hope the sun shines there as I know it will here. Al |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: VirginiaTam Date: 18 Aug 09 - 11:30 AM arrrgghhh! I will have a word with the bro in law this weekend then. I must have all Ramskyte that is available. While I am at it, did you want any of later CDs? Holler and Shout, Flickering Light, Dark December. Also, the mandolin I purchased on ebay has been returned as it had a substantial crack in the sound board, so I am in the market again, as it were. There is a lovely Freshwater (with case) on EBAY reserve of £250. Very tempting, but I know it will go for much more than that. I am watching with interest. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 18 Aug 09 - 07:38 PM Thanks but no thanks. Too much god in the later versions. |
Subject: Knockers Wevva From: Richard Bridge Date: 19 Aug 09 - 04:42 AM Predictions unchanged so far. Must go on internet and buy Scotch Bonnets. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 19 Aug 09 - 10:24 AM Air pollution alert. Lower Stoke is about to be enveloped in a cloud of biting, choking gas as I prepare harissa paste. It will keep fine in the fridge until Knockers. Tasting experiences will follow. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 19 Aug 09 - 03:21 PM The Harissa paste is somehow less full, less complex, than the second of teh summerones. I am tepmpted to return it to the blender with more garlic, more honey (actually the honey I used last time was MUCH more expensive), a bit more tomato puree, more carraway kernels, and maybe some ground coriander and a bit more black jeera. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: The Barden of England Date: 19 Aug 09 - 03:30 PM A small bit of thread creep now, but Pig's Ear Festival next year looks to be a stonking event :- http://www.pigs-sty.co.uk/newsitem.php?ID=9 Now you know. Miss it and weep is all I can say. But then again, Knockholt Forever Autumn, ---- Miss that and weep. John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 19 Aug 09 - 04:01 PM Looks like I'd better book my open Mic slot NOW for piggy. I'm hoping to have the turbo twin-cam Volvo with LSD (er - limited slip diff) by then so I can use ANY part of the caravan park. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: VirginiaTam Date: 19 Aug 09 - 04:20 PM Wouldn't count on the harissa paste keeping so long in fridge. The bit Chris brought home from last Knockers' grew a fuzzy green carpet within a few days. John Barden, stop teasing me with pigs ear. Can't go to both Piggy and Knockwurst in same month while TSO is still lecturing. Le sigh... |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: The Barden of England Date: 19 Aug 09 - 04:26 PM I can't help it Tam. Piggies is such a stonker, and next year looks to be 'Special' - OK - teasing done - I won't mention Jez Lowe, Bully Wee, or Richard Bridge any more :-) John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 19 Aug 09 - 04:58 PM I thought the silent one ate all the harissa within days. I still have harissa from summer in my fridge quite edible. How cold is your fridge? Indeed I am incredulous at the thought of the little bacteria surviving in all that chili! Dorset Nagas, anyone? |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 19 Aug 09 - 07:34 PM 'Grew a Fuzzy Green Carpet? cant imagine A foreign body contaminating Mr Bridges Sauce? not his Harssia. Heat seeking bacteria couldn't live in that? It did mellow , Took me hat off when I smelled it. 'My new neigh0bour who has just come in, " for housing Off the street' s could have done with that? green carpet. ' h |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 19 Aug 09 - 07:43 PM I have been messing about with all kinds of Herbs,'Lately" Tarragon lovely. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 19 Aug 09 - 08:04 PM "Pigs Ear is Great. The surroundings are equal to knockers, I must put it to you folk "that It was equally and clearly the most laid back and memorable festival I have done this Year. i ,ll be there. support it. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: VirginiaTam Date: 20 Aug 09 - 03:01 AM Well I thought it was too hot to support life too, and there wasn't much left to grow a carpet. I thought he would cry when I told him "NO! You cannot scrape the mold off." It may be because it was in the cool box at not an optimum temperature before getting home to fridge. If there is a next time, will freeze in little pots. |
Subject: Wevva From: Richard Bridge Date: 20 Aug 09 - 06:09 AM Still forecasting 6.9 mm of rain Saturday afternoon. Best get there for Weds or Thurs then. What news on working party - if I am going to get the pipe unions I will need to order soon. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Lady Raffles Date: 20 Aug 09 - 08:16 AM Just got back from France, I'll ask Mick to leave a message re working party when he gets home tonight. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 20 Aug 09 - 09:08 AM Richard I asked Sue about the work party last night at Folkmob in regards to the repair to the water pipe. I have no idea of the pipe diameter Id say a inch and a half but Im only guessing and thats nothing to go on . The farmer whose permission we need to go ahead is .. unavailable. So I suggest you wait for Micks response to the matter before you order anything. I leave the issue now in Micks hands and if my help with the repair is required then I will be there to help. Now. Regards cooking. 1. What day are we cooking The Friday or Saturday. Saturday seems to be the favored day 2. Im bringing Beef Lamb Chicken and Pork . along with all the herbs from my garden. 3. I,ll cook the Beef Chicken and pork and all at the same time but |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 20 Aug 09 - 09:31 AM Sorry slip of the thumb. But I,ll talk with you about the Lamb I started to early last time. John Barden could you supply the Saffron? Im thinking about making a big pavlova or would that be to much of a Parlava. I love the stuff and I understand it is easy to make. if its pouring with rain on the saturday I cook in the Marquee. I aim to cook Saturday morning so I do not miss out on the saturday afternoon drink up down the Tally Ho. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: The Barden of England Date: 20 Aug 09 - 12:33 PM Safron supply assured, so no worry on that score. John Barden |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: naughtyforty Date: 20 Aug 09 - 01:19 PM I will be bringing home made chocolate caramel shortbread and a couple of shop bought puds. Can also knock up a potato salad if required. Let me know please and will make it a couple of days before so the flavours can infuse! |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 20 Aug 09 - 03:55 PM There are three relevant pipe sizes. I will go onto Screwfix to check. The harissa is re-adjusted and is more, but not completely, like the second batch from last year. I will chase Blossom about the wine for the marinades. Doesn't pavlova demand meringue? If so that demands stable and controlled low heat for 24 hours (the way my mother used to do it, in the airing cupboard) and that is not going to be practical at Knockers. It also does nothing for me and I am NOT going to be traditional English and make fruit crumble and custard or spotted dick and custard (much as I love them). The custard HAS to be returned to the saucepan for double-thickening. Birds, not the poncy stuff. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 20 Aug 09 - 03:57 PM PS. has anyone mastered a decent Waldorf salad? I love a good Nicoise, but it has to be eaten on the grass in hot sunshine (with a Rose d'Anjou or a gin and sin, and that weather does NOT look like Saturday. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 20 Aug 09 - 04:16 PM Not much cop with salad ,Thats Girls stuff, The Pavlova sounds a right parlava,Airing cuboard? so I will forget that. The last time I had spotted dick I ended up in a clinic in Croydon. Naughty fortys sweet stuff sounds great so that can be her department. and I will be cooking sausages with apples?or chives and sage on the Thursday just for the hell of it. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Pierre Le Chapeau Date: 20 Aug 09 - 05:08 PM Oscar Tschirky mastered a decent Waldorf Salad. A Waldolf salad consists of. Julienned apple,s(What every on earth they might be. Celery(Yuk) Chopped Walnuts. Raisans Grapes, Whipping cream thats been whipped(Im not bringing "THAT" to Knockholt) mixed Green Salad leafs and Marronaise. The salad was invented at the Waldof hotel New York. The recipe is copy right and credited to a certain Oscar Tschirky. How can one copy write a Bloody Salad. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Richard Bridge Date: 20 Aug 09 - 05:11 PM Royston, will you be there? If so pick up email... |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: GUEST Date: 21 Aug 09 - 12:25 AM Hi PTC ...julienned is "shredded" or thin strips if you can be arsed. Goes brown quick too so last minute job. Enjoy the event, I'll be reading about it!! Al |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: VirginiaTam Date: 21 Aug 09 - 03:02 AM Used to do Waldorf with pecans not walnuts (no grapes). Went off it. Now I like Galax apple chunks (small with peel on) finely chopped celery shredded mature cheddar mayo Wonderful on a fresh soft floured bap or eaten with leaves. Maybe I will make deviled eggs Hard-boiled eggs, sliced in half the long way scoop out yolk, mash and mix with mayonnaise, mustard, dill pickle relish (American kind) spoon (or pipe if you want them to look pretty) mixture into halved eggs whites sprinkle with paprika The trouble is carrying them. Need to make a several layered egg carton like container. Kind of fancying fresh banana bread (also made with pecans) too. So may bring a couple of loaves to share. Lovely slices warmed, melting butter and cup of coffee for breakfast. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: GUEST Date: 21 Aug 09 - 04:29 AM Mick phoned the farmer last night and left a message, so far no reply, he is very hard to get hold of on the phone I usually have to write enclosing a SAE to make contact (with the farmer not Mick), If we haven't spoken to him by the weekend we will try and get over there and track him down. Speaking of banana bread, I made a lovely desert the other week - insert four chunks of milk chocolate into a banana, smear with butter then roll in brown sugar, wrap in buttered silver foil and bake in oven (or placed around edge of camp fire might work) finish off with squirty cream. |
Subject: RE: Knockholt Forever Autumn From: Lady Raffles Date: 21 Aug 09 - 04:36 AM Sorry, the above message is from me. |
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