Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 01 Jun 07 - 11:07 AM Cheers everyone - have a nice weekend Many thanks for a lovely wet May a sunny June to everyone - new thread next week Highlight - Saturday 23rd June - charity day with singaround and gig |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 11:33 AM Sounds just like our very own Lickey Hills. They have a famous incline, you can go up on a train, if you're so inclined. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: GUEST,Miss Ellie Ewing Date: 31 May 07 - 11:13 AM Not as spacious as Southfork then? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 31 May 07 - 11:12 AM Sounds like Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff.....Heathcliff..... |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 31 May 07 - 10:54 AM No - they be a wild mountain place close to Barton-Le-Clay Higher than several football pitches huddled together under Nelson's column You could take off from the turgid chalk, and fly due east direct to the Russian Urals, without bumping your head (once) |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 10:43 AM What's Sharpenhoe Clappers, are they the one's that you move like? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 31 May 07 - 10:32 AM 'My senses numb' Did you know I'm Breezy's love child and I was left to die on Sharpenhoe Clappers Nurtured by a Canadian goose, I was suckled by a rabbit and taught algebra by a squirrel I have returned And soon I will reclaim my capo Where's Daddy? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 10:16 AM Wots MSN mean? 'Many Sausages Needed' ? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 31 May 07 - 06:43 AM Come on PA - Spill the beans. Are you a closet Breezette with hot line to The man himself? MSN? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 04:50 AM Oh bugger, me stalker from the library is at it again. Me ol' man is Cancer, he's about as fit as an unfit person eating a bag of chips, so that's his lucky opportunities out the window. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 31 May 07 - 04:44 AM Aries - someone studious looking will fall in love with you Gemini - Luck is written in gold on special cards Cancer - friends who get fit together attract a lucky opportunity Vertigo - you will fall off a roof From THE Mystic Meg - hmmmph |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 04:33 AM And you thought there was only one Mystic Meg ???????? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 31 May 07 - 04:18 AM I'm confused Breezy and Guru have been in Cornwall/Bude for folkie things the past week And you have been passing on messages from them How did you do that without being there? Are you a secret texter? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 31 May 07 - 03:58 AM Morning All Thank you Ross, Red was a very good boy and we're off again this weekend to do it all again. 'Exposed' Ahhhhh what do you mean young man. I've never been to Bude in my life!!!! Are you working for The Sun ? Shall I be a footballers wife? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 31 May 07 - 03:37 AM We are the folkaholics three Buy us a beer and we're good company And we'll sing you a song and play you a tune Listen to music all round the room Follow us, follow us, folow us down Cheers to all last night - Cathy, MK John, Hitchin John, Steve + family, Keith, Eve and Mark Well done PA and red - sorry for the delay Did you expose yourself to Breezy in Bude? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The Unicorn Man Date: 30 May 07 - 11:14 AM Is this the start of something beutiful? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 30 May 07 - 04:25 AM Cheers Martin - see you Thursday Follow us, follow us, follow us down Pouchen End Lane down by the canal And we'll sup on an ale to both old and young To the Horseshoes in Winkwell, we'll all come along |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The Unicorn Man Date: 29 May 07 - 05:08 PM No, I am back very sad news indeed. I wish I was back there now. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 29 May 07 - 12:12 PM It's a shocker really - I thought he (scrump/paul) was over the worst He had made some amazing steps forward in the past month I suppose it just shows how fragile the human body is It's very sad I'll email Alan the messages Are you all still down in Bude? Wet & windy? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 29 May 07 - 11:43 AM And also from Guru. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 29 May 07 - 10:13 AM Breezy has asked me to add his condolences. No doubt he will post his own message in good time. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 29 May 07 - 09:59 AM Oh dear, didnt know him only read his contributions but very very sad news all the same. Condolences to his friends and family. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 29 May 07 - 09:21 AM Sorry to do this but here is a message about Scrump It's pretty devastating news from Alan Hewson: It is with a very heavy heart that I have to tell you my wonderful friend Paul Gunningham (Scrump) died from a heart attack at 8.30 this morning. We don't know why this happened. Paul brought a lot of pleasure to everyone who knew him. He was a kind and gentle man, modest, witty and widely talented. I will miss him more than I can say. There will be a post mortem. I will let you know what the funeral arrangements will be in due course. Yours Alan Hewson |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 29 May 07 - 08:00 AM Afternoon everybody. Cathie, yep Uncle Red got a nice blue rosette (first red, second blue, third yellow, fourth green, and so its goes down to 6th) points are awarded ie 7 for 1st, 6 for 2nd, 5 for 3rd etc etc, until September when the person with the most overall points in each class gets a trophy. Its all kept very complicated in order to confuse us, and stop us querying the judges decision. I scoffed and drank more or less what I wanted when pregnant, had a ceasarian (cant spell) and then bottle fed Tim, so according to the 'experts' he had absolutely no chance of making it past his first 12 months. He's now a strapping 6ft 16 year old who swims, rides, windsurfs, ordinary surfs, sails and plays rugby. All that and a veggie too! Poor kid - he's so neglected! Glad you enjoyed Chelsea, Ross, have you come back with lots of ideas for your garden. Pouring and hailstones in Worcestershire, has been since Saturday night! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 29 May 07 - 07:06 AM Hello everybody What a wet weekend It's a blues/contemporary open night at the Bull this Wednesday All welcome - 30th May And Winkwell on Thursday - 31st May |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 26 May 07 - 04:24 AM Me My finger? Chelsea was very good Lots of flowers and ice cream |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 25 May 07 - 12:14 PM Any body coming to Winkwell? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 25 May 07 - 08:02 AM Still hot and sunny in Stevenage and hopefully Chelsea. Well done PA - Do you get a trophy/ribbon/prize? Extra treats for Mr Red. Do you see in the news there are recommending no drinking if you are trying to have a baby. Soon they will be advocating no sex. I am so glad I was able to take responsibility for my own pregancies - ate, smoked etc at my own decision, despite the threat of small babies. My twins were 8.4 and 7.13 and my third was 10.7 oz. There was only Miriam Stoppard who knew it all - and she never brought up her own kids anyway - she had nannies. That's my high horse that makes me see red. Enough of that....... Parenting Editor, Stirrups for Beginners, Mydixarizin Corporation, Lovely weekend PA bye |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 25 May 07 - 05:25 AM Morning All Thank you Cathie, it was worth the journey we came 2nd and I beat my trainer and her new horse.!!! Just when I thought Red was getting a bit old for all this stuff. They have a whole display of bug eating plants at Chelsea - watch out Ross dont go sticking your finger in anything. Drizzel in Worcestershire! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 24 May 07 - 07:37 AM crowds of clouds? Good Luck PA Watch out for the Triffids Ross at Chelsea, or the poisonous plants! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 24 May 07 - 06:27 AM Of Course Happy Birthday mon wee Catherine - I have a card and present I thought the windows were to stop you escaping It's cool here in Bletchley with spasmodic fluffy crowds |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 24 May 07 - 05:29 AM Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. I asked my son for football result....'Milan' he muttered, 'read the signs Mum'. That must have referred to his storming about. It's mostly acrobats & and hoards of junglers all simultaneously throwing things like cement mixers to furious bing bonging of Chinese music....... that will set you up well for Winkwell. It's hot here - I work in a glass house with one fan and windows that open 10 degrees in case you throw each other out of them. Birthday Girl |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 24 May 07 - 05:27 AM Red says thank you Ross I'll need it with her riding - snort snort (thats if i survive her driving first !) |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 24 May 07 - 04:46 AM There are no animals in a chinese circus They are all too delicious or have properties that are good for your willy Unless people dressed up as dragons count It's mostly acrobats & and hoards of junglers all simulataneously throwing things like cement mixers to furious bing bonging of Chinese music Blimey - I was gonna wear wellies to Chelsea Cathy's other leg is French (al leg edly) Work - you want to measure brickwork if you want hairs on your chest Good luck Red - whinny, whinny |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 24 May 07 - 04:18 AM Yes, Red will look quite smart cos its dressage. We'll try anything to take the judges attention of our performance. Chelsea sounds like fun but wear sensible shoes. Dont really like the Mars garden that won the award, I'm more of a cottage garden person. What will you be doing in the circus? Lion Taming?? dont put your head in his mouth if he looks hungry. House boats always sound lovelly, but how do you know if your foundations have gone - do you get that sinking feeling. What nationality is Cathie's other leg? As they say in Russia - Moscow, work to do. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 24 May 07 - 04:05 AM Are they like the weather girl & boy who won't come out at the same time (Paul & Jasper) Lucky you - have you braided their tails and permed their manes I'm off to Chelsea Flower show tomorrow, then a play Saturday night in Bedford and a Chineses circus in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday followed by the Winkwell singalong, then I'm going to visit Bert on his house boat on the River Ouse on Monday Many thanks to all last night including Derek, Tony, MK John, Stevi, Hitchin John, Davina, Geoff, Yvonne, Rose, Rita, Jess, Richard, Bert, Pat, Keith, Geoff, Eve, Bob, Leona and crowd at the bar No note from Cathie Bugger football |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 24 May 07 - 03:54 AM Morning All Have you noticed how you never see Paul McKenna and Jasper Carrot together ?????????????? Finishing at lunchtime today cos I'm off competing this evening (horsie stuff) should be heading down the M5 in the rush-hour with me trailer and horsie holding up all the traffic. Cant wait - people are soooooo impatient! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 23 May 07 - 09:52 AM Now I come to think of it - they were Mexican Cosmonauts Same country where they sent their SAS into the national dog homes to shoot all the Afghans after 9/11 Cathie's left leg is Irish I suppose Dr Who being Cassanova really answers all the plot doubts Captain Kirk was always beaming up with beautiful alien woman |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 23 May 07 - 08:07 AM Excuse me !!!!! Yes that last joke was heading into dangerous territory. Speaking as someone who was born in Dublin, you are skating on extremely thin ice. However, as I left when I was about 6 months old my husband says I'm only Irish by default. Very muggy in Worcestershire. Where's Cathie did she go to her meeting. Hope she didnt take my advice and got herself fired !!! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 23 May 07 - 07:05 AM Yes.....it could be dangerous territory It's nice and sunny here in Hertfordshire And it's acoustic night at the Bull All welcome Above - I should have said 'wouldn't you melt before you collided with the sun' Ireland has sent astornauts to explore the Sun - they went at night |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 23 May 07 - 05:42 AM Noooooooooo silly, that a man with a spade! What do you call a man walking in the woods in the autumn ....... Russell. I think we've been here before Ross. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 23 May 07 - 04:38 AM Too late I've exposed my assets and now I must face the full weight of the law What do you call a digger driver........................Doug Boom boom |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 22 May 07 - 09:17 AM Ross if you get everything out in the open you'll get arrested !!! Dr Who - the explanation for that was on the missing pages. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Ross Date: 22 May 07 - 08:51 AM Hi everybody - it's sunny today in Biggleswade MM says I must get everthing out in the open if I want to get on It's folk/acoustic tunes and songs around the room this Wednesday at the Bull in Barton-Le-Clay - 23rd Winkwell is this Sunday afternoon - 27th Then the following Thursday - 31st Then King Harry is following Tuesday (two weeks from today) - 5th CHARITY DAY IS SATURDAY THE 23RD at the Bull Barton Beds - Guests confirmed for the evening are John Breeze, Chris Flegg, Folkaholics, Mel/Trish/Zoe and Steve Last If Doctor Who could face the sun to save the girlie - why couldn't he just walk into the hot room and get the Tardis? Wouldn't you before you collide? |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 22 May 07 - 07:56 AM Wow, that's a good idea. I am such a wimpy rebel really - you have style. Lunch in the sun now. No shoulder straps from day 1. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 22 May 07 - 04:19 AM Thank you Cathie, yes I'm much better. Interestingly when I had my tonsilitis thingumy, I have just found that a neighbour had a similar infection but a lot worse. This coincided with a local farmer spraying the fields next to our's (and my neighbour's) with amonium sulphate (sorry if its spelt wrong) to kill germinating rape seed which had blown on to his land from another farm. We think that may have been the cause as every time we coughed we both could taste amonia and thought we were imagining it! We're both much better now but I still have slightly yellow eyelids! And you thought Dr Who was strange! I cured my boss of late meetings - I just take the time off (time + half) the following morning. He only did it once. Worcestershire weather is wonderful ! |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 22 May 07 - 03:41 AM Morning PA. I hope you are well now. The sun has actually come out here today - and I have come to work in long sleeves. and other clothes. My boss (last minute.com) has changed another meeeting time tonight and I have only just been told. I am feeling rebellious at the mo, so not gonna go. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: The PA Date: 22 May 07 - 03:33 AM What are you lot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All that ceilidh business sounds exhausting - far too much rushing around for my liking. Dr Who has always been abit odd. My ol' man recons they keep loosing the middle two pages of the scipt, and nobody has noticed yet. Mystic Meg on Line !! ??? I thought that was Ross. I'm a Russell Grant girl, meself. Does BB really start in 9 days - better get me bikini ready and practice cussin' in the mirror. |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 21 May 07 - 02:21 PM I have found Mystic Meg on-line. She says that PA's ambition linked to the media starts to look good. Big Brother starts in 9 days...could she be in the show? Ross, MM says that the initial S identifies your new love. By 31st May, so tick tock (this is cool dude talk for hurry up Mum). |
Subject: RE: May things at the Bull, Barton Pie, Beds From: Cathie Date: 21 May 07 - 02:05 PM Hello Fellow Chunkie Bum Bartoners, Doctor Who was a bit weird - all a bit Goldfinger meets Moonraker really. The man in the escape pod looked a bit disappointed that he wasn't going to spend his last dying moments in ecstasy, but by having to listen to Martha ring her Mum! For Goodness sake. How can you have a collision impact with the Sun - I thought it was made of gases. I think I missed the plot there. |
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