Subject: RE: . From: Scooby Doo Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:22 AM Love and Peace. Scooby |
Subject: RE: . From: BanjoRay Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:45 AM er... |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 10:14 AM There are some seriously strange folks on this site. |
Subject: RE: . From: JennyO Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM So what else is new? |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Ian cookieless Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:25 AM I know I lost it in here somewhere. |
Subject: RE: . From: Bill D Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:36 AM Exquisitely ambivalent velocipedes routinely exacerbate lachrymal vicissitudes. |
Subject: RE: . From: concertina ceol Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:43 AM * |
Subject: RE: . From: The PA Date: 19 Jun 07 - 11:46 AM Were oranges called oranges because they are orange, or was orange called orange because its the same colour of oranges? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:01 PM Yeah. And why are bananas? |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:02 PM I will probably have to have a (routine) colonoscopy. DVDs will be available; the working title is "Guts!" |
Subject: RE: . From: Bill D Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:08 PM There IS a guide available, Rapaire...does your library have the book Through the Alimentary Canal with Gun and Camera by George Chappell? |
Subject: RE: . From: Pistachio Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:17 PM Having just read through all of this thread, up to Rapaire at 12.02... this comes to mind! (from a poster, that I bought in the late 70s showing a rickety red stool/(seat)) Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits..... has been reworked by my husband to read: Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just s*its and stinks. Happy Tueaday. H. |
Subject: RE: . From: Rog Peek Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:18 PM Don't forget your wellingtons. |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:22 PM I recall my grandmother telling me that. "Don't forget your wellingtons or you'll catch your death." |
Subject: RE: . From: Bert Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:24 PM You talking about Liz's tits Eric? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:26 PM In days of old when knights were bold |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Candienne Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:27 PM he remembered his wellies |
Subject: RE: . From: Kipp Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:52 PM Nip it in the bud Having said that I think I shall take my Wellies for a walk. Kipp |
Subject: RE: . From: Rog Peek Date: 19 Jun 07 - 12:54 PM Yes, actually, my message was for all those sheep farmers. |
Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:13 PM .... and women weren't so particular |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Canadienne Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:16 PM Baaaaaa! |
Subject: RE: . From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:30 PM Were oranges called oranges because they are orange, or was orange called orange because its the same colour of oranges? Dunno, but I do know that while I've seen green grapes, yellow apples, and red bananas, I've never seen an orange that wasn't, in fact, orange. |
Subject: RE: . From: Ernest Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:36 PM I can see your point, Peace. Best Ernest |
Subject: RE: . From: bobad Date: 19 Jun 07 - 01:42 PM You can't keep a good man down |
Subject: RE: . From: Bert Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:44 PM You can keep a good beer down. |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 19 Jun 07 - 02:54 PM A long thread 'Signifying nothing' The sense of achievement you must have for starting a nothing thread Bruce.....wish I had thought of it. |
Subject: RE: . (Ele-mental,Block?) From: Severn Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:13 PM Tangerines aren't tan, so howcome they aren't called Orange Gerines? ...And by the way..... Does the title of this thread have an assigned number in the Periodic Table? If so, is it seated in the section marked "Reserved" or the one marked "Rowdy"? Smoking or non-smoking? Or can this period be a-comma-dated at the table at all? Or would it just be an instance taking a load of colin to Newcastle? |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:15 PM You can take coals to Newcastle, but you can't make them drink. |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:23 PM No, but you CAN take miners, without having to worry about taking them across a state line a la Chuck Berry. And they drink profusely! |
Subject: RE: . From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:24 PM A guy was arrested yesterday for transporting trained seals over a State line for immoral porpoises. |
Subject: RE: . From: gnu Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:31 PM Was he going Easter wester? |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:35 PM Yes indeed he was! I'll put the seal of veracity on that! |
Subject: RE: . From: Severn Date: 19 Jun 07 - 03:44 PM Seals? Trying to get a little Greenpeace on the side? Not to be confused with Our Own Peace, who is a little more experienced..... |
Subject: RE: . From: Donuel Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:24 PM I am now living in the home for the whimsically strange. The seriously strange have to either pay double rates or live off a 42 million dollar contract. The madcap crowd here is now under investigation for the negligible homicide of Gary McCreedy. He was found stuck midway in the pool yesterday. Someone had put jello in the water. |
Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Jun 07 - 05:53 PM If it wasna fer yer wellies, where wud yu be? Yu'd be ina hospital or infirmary... Billy Connoly, via LTS |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:09 PM Tonight, me daughter wanted uz te gan clubbin' with her! Aah sez, "Hinny! Aah'm dead against it! And anyways, there's nee seals in Soothampton" |
Subject: RE: . From: GUEST,Geordie Peorgie Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:11 PM Aah divvent knaah what's gannin' on wi' me cookie again. Aah'm hevvin' te log oot then in again every time aah gan on te the forum That wez me up there just noo! |
Subject: RE: . From: Rowan Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:51 PM O! Stop? |
Subject: RE: . From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Jun 07 - 06:55 PM Yorr compewter's naw set oop reet bonnie lad! G. |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 19 Jun 07 - 07:54 PM Or as we say out here in The West, yer a might short with yer piggin string. |
Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:30 AM You'm all puggled, you be. LTS |
Subject: RE: . From: the lemonade lady Date: 20 Jun 07 - 04:42 AM The Final Proof: Global Warming is a Man-Made DisasterThe Final Proof: Global Warming is a Man-Made Disaster. by Steve Connor. Scientists have found the first unequivocal link between man-made greenhouse gases ... The first of the three Milankovitch Cycles is the Earth's eccentricity. Eccentricity is, simply, the shape of the Earth's orbit around the Sun. This constantly fluctuating, orbital shape ranges between more and less elliptical (0 to 5% ellipticity) on a cycle of about 100,000 years. These oscillations, from more elliptic to less elliptic, are of prime importance to glaciation in that it alters the distance from the Earth to the Sun, thus changing the distance the Sun's short wave radiation must travel to reach Earth, subsequently reducing or increasing the amount of radiation received at the Earth's surface in different seasons. let's suppose man knows best, and the earth is warming at an exagerated rate (well, except for the southern hemisphere which rather negates the concept of "global warming"), and instituting laws and regulations limiting people's freedoms is the best for all of humanity (like the Kyoto protocols adopted by Europe which has seen a marked increase in green house gasses, or GHG's, since ratification, while the U.S. has managed to reduce GHG's without instituting Kyoto), and producing dubious studies,designed to make us believe that paying taxes feels as good mentally as getting laid, preparing the mindless masses for huge tax increases in order to save mankind from our own foolish, global warming ways. Let's all jump on the global warming bandwagon and step up to the tectonic plate, so to speak, and put our money where our mouth is. Tax it all. Which is nonsense? Sal |
Subject: RE: . From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Jun 07 - 05:12 AM My grandma says hang everybody! Giles. |
Subject: RE: . From: TheSnail Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:13 AM Yeah. I blame all those "constantly flatulating orbital shapes" meself. |
Subject: RE: . From: Rog Peek Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:19 AM Hey Liz, your grandma would't be a Pierrepoint by any chance would she? |
Subject: RE: . From: bobad Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:20 AM Pickles |
Subject: RE: . From: Dave Hanson Date: 20 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM Recall information system infrastructures. [ Liz has three tits Bert ?] eric |
Subject: RE: . From: Rapparee Date: 20 Jun 07 - 08:32 AM grep everything, I say! grepping is the answer! |
Subject: RE: . From: Georgiansilver Date: 20 Jun 07 - 09:08 AM I once did an audition by a seal pool at the zoo.....one of the seals clapped to which we all split our sides with laughter. I didn't get the gig so I did not get the seal of approval...just the approval of a seal!!!! |
Subject: RE: . From: Leadfingers Date: 20 Jun 07 - 09:22 AM 100 ! |
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