BS: Frequently given answers

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 07:00 PM

two hairs past a freckle

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Gurney
Date: 07 Aug 07 - 08:26 PM

I am unable to answer because of ignorance and indifference.

Or a translation thereof.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM

You can put it where the sun don't shine.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: GUEST,not very good guitar player
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:02 AM

Its in the post

Yo Blud!

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:27 AM

I fell down and stepped on it.
If it was up your ass you'd know.
It's not my turn to watch it.


True story, I swear... Some years ago, I was having a problem with my knee, and a neighbor loaned me a big magnetic bandage. Wearing it on the outside, I walked into a little store, and a nosy woman asked what I did to my knee. This is what I told her.."My wife and I were doing it like dogs and she ran up under the porch."

I thought she would be offended, but, she laughed right out loud. She may have wet her knickers...I didn't check.

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Splott Man
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 07:41 AM

"Wait and see"


courtesy of my mum

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: kendall
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 08:14 AM

"I do."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 12:53 PM

"You must be joking."

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:24 PM

Kendall - she may not have, but I nearly did!!!

A friend at work had to explain why he was sporting a sling and a black eye... he told everyone the frequent answer - he fell down a step. He later divulged the true and less frequent answer to me.

He and his lady friend were engaged in a little sporting fixture which involved twin beds pushed together. They got rather enthusiastic, the beds shot apart, he ended up dislocating his shoulder as he landed on the floor between them, and blackened his eye on her knee as he went.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Frequently given answers
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Aug 07 - 01:27 PM

Then there are those bruises that show up after a fun night and you're not sure where the came from...

U.P.I. = Unidentified Party Injury