BS: What was that?

Subject: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 09:07 AM

I am on about weird and misleading thread titles, not quite Mondegreens, but getting that way.
The title that prompted this thread was "Brazilian rosewood bust"
Now I know I'm a lover of the female form, and am a member of the Temple of the Golden Globes Unfettered Tendency, but wooden boobs was my first thought when I read it! Now Liz the Squeak's tits are all very well, but they at least are warm and respond to feeding.

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Newport Boy
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 09:14 AM

Was that "feeding", or "feeling"?

Sorry!

Phil

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 09:56 AM

Both, I expect. I had the same impression, Giok. When I saw the title my thought was, all well and good, but no substitute for the genuine article!


A

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:35 PM

D'ya know Amos, I sorta thunk you woulda' made the same mistake !
G.

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:38 PM

Why must it always be Brazilian? Why not some other rosewood?

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:43 PM

You are, collectively, a particularly filthy minded bunch. I, on the other had, am not. THIS was MY first thought. Or maybe it was this. Hell, can't remember.

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 02:59 PM

Bust? Filthy? Come again? I must prostate.

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM

Oh for pity sake. Don't you ever think about anything but boobs, Giok?
How sad.

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:15 PM

I've met so many tits Sorcha.

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:17 PM

Tit for tat?

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Megan L
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:23 PM

How strange there were so many naughty boys in here yet only Giok was singled out for attack.

As for the lot of you if Granny comes in here she will gie ye Bust widden or otherwise ya scunners. SKELP

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 03:30 PM

There are many other things to think about, surely. But none seem to generate that same quality of fervor and delight. Now, why do you suppose that is?


A

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 04:10 PM

Rosewood is pretty exotic for a bust.....I am more familar with the one sung about in Mikado..."willow tit, willow tit, willow"

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 04:17 PM

ROFL Bill

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 05:24 PM

Amos, to quote a bard of renown, namely Chris Rock, "EVERYBODY like a big titty woman! EVERYBODY!"

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Newport Boy
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 05:48 PM

Amazing what you can do with a comma, Bill

Phil (the pedant)

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 06:36 PM

Punctuation and inflection can topple empires and color history!

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 07:14 PM

All of them are sad, but Giok started it! Rather pathetic the poor lads have so little to think about!

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 10:26 PM

Well … you can talk about your toolies and your titties too,
You can keep your Miss Molly and your Boobies too!


LOL...let's talk balls instead! Now, a nice set of brass balls is an addition to any room in the house!

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Nov 07 - 10:38 PM

According to Edwin Newman, long-time newsman and author of Strictly Speaking, "Having a man around the house makes a vas deferens."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: GUEST,Big Norman Voice
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 03:20 AM

To some people, talking balls is a way of life.
BNV

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: topical tom
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 04:49 PM

Hey, folks, we should not use the word "tits". Let's keep abreast of appropriateness or bust a gut trying.


    I must not milk these puns too long but it's so damned tempting!

Subject: RE: BS: What was that?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Nov 07 - 04:53 PM

Best have a word with Liz the Squeak then Tom.
G