Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bert Date: 23 Nov 07 - 03:00 AM "Oh Raleigh?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Jim Lad Date: 22 Nov 07 - 10:13 PM Male, 51, Bike Curious, likes long rides in the country & cozy evenings by the fire seeking long term relationship.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Big Jim from Jackson Date: 22 Nov 07 - 09:10 PM Perhapse one of the tires (tyres) went down on him? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Georgiansilver Date: 22 Nov 07 - 01:47 PM Is it 'cycle of deprivation or depravation?' |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: TheSnail Date: 22 Nov 07 - 08:04 AM I say, I say, I say. Caruthers was found having sex with a bicycle. Good God! What sort of bicycle? Girl's bicycle of course; nothing queer about Caruthers. (You've got to keep these traditional jokes up to date.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Big Al Whittle Date: 21 Nov 07 - 09:59 AM There once was a Scotsman called Rob Who did things to his bike, with his nob he said, its a shame Though I bear a King's name I look a bit daft on the job. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: topical tom Date: 20 Nov 07 - 10:13 AM Or did he just horn in on the action and thus stirrup trouble? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: David C. Carter Date: 19 Nov 07 - 12:00 PM Was he singing "I'm Back In The Saddle Again". |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,sparticus Date: 19 Nov 07 - 03:35 AM Looks more like he couldn't put the brakes on when he was caught in the act. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Nov 07 - 09:06 AM Thank you bald Sir jOhn, you owe me a new keyboard and another cup of lemon tea! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 18 Nov 07 - 05:47 AM maybe he couldent afford a goat? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,johnny Date: 18 Nov 07 - 04:54 AM Perhaps it was the village bike? J |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Georgiansilver Date: 18 Nov 07 - 04:22 AM Hope the guy was using protection....'Always wear a helmet when mounting your bike' In the 1960's in the UK there was an offence 'Two on a bike' which I think still exists.......the mind boggles. Was he wearing a yellow jersey by any chance? Was it in fact a mountain bike? if so I'm sure 'He'll be coming round the mountain when he comes' |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Art Thieme Date: 17 Nov 07 - 11:17 PM One of the earliest off color jokes I ever heard: A naked girl is hitchhiking on a rural road and a guy comes along on a bicycle. She says, "Please give me a lift!? He answers, "Sure! Just climb up here on the crossbar." They go on down the road and he doesn't seem to notice that she's naked. After a while she say, "Good sir, if you haven't noticed, I must tell you that I am naked!" And he answers, "And you haven't noticed that this is a girl's bike!!!" Art |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: The Sandman Date: 17 Nov 07 - 09:08 AM bykers ill,with wanking sore. cleaner lasses,never no more. Jockie scotsman had a bike tried to ride it like a tyke, all the way till he came,im sure to the tune of elsie marley. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,Bill the sound Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:59 PM One for Liz the Squeak. Yhe back view on a tandem could be the best it depends on who's sitting on the front. But seriously someone should tell this guy it's quicker by motor bike.(That way he might of not got caught) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:06 PM Her lips were like petals; bicycle petals! G |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Little Hawk Date: 16 Nov 07 - 04:08 PM I've heard that ten-speeds are much better than the old three-speeds when it comes to this sort of thing. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,Crazy Scottish Bikeaphile Date: 16 Nov 07 - 03:49 PM I've got a bike you can ride it if you like it's got a basket and bells that ring and things to make it look good I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it. Actually it's the town bike...everbody gets a ride. Myself, I'm a tricyclist....I'll try anything. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Big Al Whittle Date: 16 Nov 07 - 02:50 PM he just had a freewheeling appraoch to sex..... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Big Al Whittle Date: 16 Nov 07 - 01:09 PM Ah yes, but the bike was leading him on...what's a redblooded bikesexual man to do...! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bill D Date: 16 Nov 07 - 12:56 PM Did you know that doing it with your bike will cause hair to grow on your... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bill D Date: 16 Nov 07 - 12:29 PM I hope he treats the bike kindly a proper bike is available to either sex |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Richard Bridge Date: 16 Nov 07 - 12:04 PM Skarpi, it has been invented. As I said, google. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: greg stephens Date: 16 Nov 07 - 09:36 AM BIt of as non-story this,rather like a lot of those invented "political correctness gone mad" tales. The bloke doesn't seem to have been done for shagging a bike specifically, but for being sexually rude to the cleaners.It was the offensiveness that was the crime, not the object of his lust.You can do pretty much what you like sexually in the privacy of your room, but not if a cleaner is in there with you and doesn't want to watch.It makes sense. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 16 Nov 07 - 09:01 AM The bicycle's involvement is a weird, but essentially irrelevant twist to the story. The legal issue is whether the man was accidentally walked in on or whether he intentionally ignored the cleaners' knocks, desiring to be "caught in the act" as a form of exhibitionist titillation. Sounds like the judge decided the evidence points to exhibitionism, not accident. He would have been just as guilty if he had simply been masturbating on the sofa and intentionally allowed the cleaners to walk in. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: skarpi Date: 16 Nov 07 - 08:36 AM well if you build a saddle with " vagina " then should be okei to ride the bike, or a saddle for woman with " dildo´s " I am suprised that no one in the big USA has not started this ? not a bad idea should make some money . :>þ all the best Skarpi Iceland |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Drumshanty Date: 16 Nov 07 - 08:24 AM I can't put it any better than my colleague, who said "The sentence and his name on the sex offenders register seems harsh on the day when Chris "it was for research, m'lud" Langham gets a get out of jail free card and the woman who injects her mate's kid with a potentially lethal dose of insulin gets just three years probation. I think I'd be suing the cleaners for busting into my room." Very scary story indeed. What PMB said. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,PMB Date: 16 Nov 07 - 08:17 AM Note that the report said "hostel" not "hotel". They are similar, but hostels are for people without vrights. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: jacqui.c Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:59 AM Maybe, if you're undertaking those activities at a time when it is likely that cleaners might be around, you should use the Do Not Disturb sign? Why should cleaners, doing their job, have to be exposed to this? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: The PA Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:54 AM So, if a middle aged married couple were enjoying the same activities as he and his bike and were so engrossed they did not notice anyone enter their hotel room, and were observed by the cleaning staff pursuing the same activity and/or carried on regardless, does the same apply to them? Which one goes on the sex offenders register, him, her or both. If you were shaggin in the shower (with the water running) you would not necessarily hear anyone knocking on the bedroom door. So would you then be guilty too. A bit difficult to cover yourself up under those circumstances. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: fat B****rd Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:49 AM So the PInk Floyd's "Bike" was about a sort of cycle pimp. "I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like" |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: jacqui.c Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:37 AM I think the problem was that he was in a hostel room and that the cleaners knocked a few times - probably to ensure that the room was empty - before going in to clean, as is the practice with hotel/hostel rooms the world over. Since the guy apparently did not respond to their knocking on the door they must have assumed the the room was empty. It appears that, when they did go in he was in a state of undress and made no attempt to either stop the activity or to cover himself up. That would be cause to cite him for a breach of the peace, not the fact that he was banging a bike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: The PA Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:01 AM I've heard of ladies sitting on spin driers when they're at full speed! Should they be on the sex offenders register or is that only for men ????????????????? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:44 AM That's more or less the same argument I read once for the Christian church not liking rock music - that the drummers brought themselves to orgasm by the rythmic pounding of their drums and so it was dirty and nasty and Christians shouldn't listen to it because it encouraged filthy, depraved and sexual behaviour.... Makes me wonder if I shouldn't have learned to play the drums rather than the recorder. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:42 AM used to NOT using |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:40 AM was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace. He was in the privacy of his own hotel room - I'm sure a lot worse has gone on in those rooms than that! If the cleaners were offended it was still no reason to put him on the sex offenders' register - they did walk in on him and his reaction may have only been the result of embarrassed surprise at other people seeing him in that situation. Years ago women in factories using pedal sewing machines using to have orgasms when using the sewing machines. If one of them had wiggled a bit would they have been charged? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:10 AM Ah Fibs, were it not for an accident regarding our relative dates of birth. What an unkind thing to say about my friend Tabula Gruntfuttock anyway! G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:08 AM Tandems are horrible... you never know who is doing the steering and who is doing the leg work... and the one on the back has the worst view! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,sparticus Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:06 AM Was he practising safe sex? - Wearing clips and a helmet? Were any lubricants used - 3in1, to get the poor bike well oiled beforehand? Was he sincere in his love for the bicycle or was he just arsing around? I wonder has he tried three in a bikeshed with a tandem? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: greg stephens Date: 16 Nov 07 - 06:01 AM I had to get some stuff out of a shed last night, and that involved getting a bike out of the way. I gave it the critical once over, but honestly...where would you start? It didn't seem remotely conducive to me. But then I'm not Scottish, they do things differently there. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Mr Happy Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:59 AM Was it a ' Mountin ' bike? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,Fibula at work Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:52 AM I'm puzzled why they put him on the sex offenders list. Are they going to warn other bikes in the area about him? Why can't he have sex with a bike? WHY? (I don't want to, but if I did want to, I'd like to think I was doing nowt wrong.) Fibs (once described as a bike, but not Giok's local bike) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John MacKenzie Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:45 AM I ended up with the local bike once, but I was drunk you honour! G |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Liz the Squeak Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:40 AM redsnapper - you're missing a few fat bottomed girls from that. Perhaps he was visualising Queen's video for that song and got carried away. Call me innocent (or naeve, or just plain stupid) but ... How? And Where? I can work out the why for myself... there's been a Honda Valkyrie I'd happily live with and as for the Triumph Bonneville.... Help. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: redsnapper Date: 16 Nov 07 - 05:28 AM Well documented in song already (perhaps he had it on his iPod)... I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride it where I like... Bicycles... bicycles... The story doesn't say what gear the bike was in... RS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Rasener Date: 16 Nov 07 - 04:22 AM Did these cleaners take him in hand then, or were they just saddled with an old wanker? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Slag Date: 16 Nov 07 - 03:49 AM Come to think of it, who among us hasn't gotten all hot and sweaty pumping for all we are worth on a bicycle? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,PMB Date: 16 Nov 07 - 03:39 AM He should have entered he Myles na Gopaleen defence: that because of the Mollycular Theory, and much time spent cycling over rough roads, bicycle molecules had entered his body, and conversely his molecules had entered the bicycle. So it was consenting sex between adult humans or bicycles in private. The gross and net result of it is that people who spend most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: The PA Date: 16 Nov 07 - 03:27 AM Sorry to be serious, but surely better shaggin his bike in the privacy of his own room where he's hurting nobody, than attacking some poor child? Why is he on the sex offenders register, who has he offended, a couple of snooping cleaners who maybe should be minding their own business. Thats with him for life now and he hasn't actually hurt anyone. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Richard Bridge Date: 16 Nov 07 - 02:58 AM Poppagator, the porn sites I think mostly have women rather than men having sex with bicycles (or carties). Go to shufuni or youporn and search for bicycle. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Slag Date: 16 Nov 07 - 01:55 AM I remembered the pedal-phile part. That was just a matter of time until someone came up with that but I thought the "Tricycle" part would be a cute addition. Sorry if I offended your scholastic sense about this sort of thing, I mean you being a student of it and all. :] Someone already did the one about rollerskates and skate keys and made a hit record out of it so that's out. Hmmm, how about an Oster blender? There was an old man, Pindar Who tried to relate with his blender When the blade spun The relation was done And now she has a new gender! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: autolycus Date: 16 Nov 07 - 01:38 AM Slag, Bainbo did that one yesterday. some of us are students of this sort of thing. And look at what the back seats of cars have to put up with. Ivor |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Slag Date: 16 Nov 07 - 01:22 AM Still and all, I think they ought to rein this guy in. Yeah, it's bicycles now! but tomorrow it could be little tricycles and it turns out he's a pedalphile. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: gnu Date: 15 Nov 07 - 08:26 PM "Yes, magestrate. I distinctly heard that man say that he buggered his Bike." "Well. THIS is serious. What have you to say before your are sentenced?" "It was Mike, m'lord." "Oh. Dismissed." |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Steve Shaw Date: 15 Nov 07 - 08:21 PM I have a bike in my shed that's rusty, has busted brake and gear cables, warped wheels because of broken spokes and two bald, punctured tyres. I've been telling my mates that my bike's buggered, but I think I'll use a different word from now on in case a constable's listening... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bobert Date: 15 Nov 07 - 08:20 PM Good 'un, Steve... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: gnu Date: 15 Nov 07 - 08:07 PM ".... it was not a program I had planned to watch (honest) but one I came accross while channel hopping." Hehehe. I read the rest of the thread and I am still laughing... hahahaha. Priceless!!! Bravo! Bravo! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Amos Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:50 PM It raises an interesting metaphysical question as to whether sex with inanimate objects can be legally defined as consensual, even if the object is less than 18 years old. (Ouch! Rust!) A |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Steve Shaw Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:49 PM Would it have made any difference to his case had he been able to demonstrate that it was a mountin' bike? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bobert Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:38 PM Gol dang it... What next??? Gonna bust folks for havin' blow-up dolls??? Hey, as far as I'm concerned if the bike didn't mind then what the hey??? Ahhhhh, sex with traffic cones ain't like as bad as folks in Buicks ridin' at 55 mph in the passing lane... Them folks oughtta be rounded up and put on some registry... And fir the record, I ain't had sex with either traffic cones 'er bicyles... B~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Steve Shaw Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:32 PM Maybe he didn't know it was a bike. Maybe he thought it was a sad ol' bag. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Jean(eanjay) Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:29 PM I can't believe anybody reported it and I can't believe anybody acted upon it. Poor bloke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bill D Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:12 PM "traffic cones" don't NEED Scotsmen |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:06 PM It all started with the Poet Laureate, Sir John Betjamin. He wrote: I rather think that I would like, to be the saddle of a ladies bike. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Megan L Date: 15 Nov 07 - 07:06 PM I once was on points duty (directing traffic) when a rather drunk man approached a street lamp, whispered something in what i presume he thought was her shell like ear then fumbled out his gear and proceeded to make thorough love to said street lamp. when he did himself up again he thanked it nicely and laid a £20 note at her (Ooop sorry) its feet. How dae i ken it wis a twenty? Weel somebody hid tae help her pick it up :) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Jack Campin Date: 15 Nov 07 - 06:49 PM Google "traffic cone sex' for an even more improbable Scottish perversion. (I knew the guy slightly. He was a few sprockets short of a chainwheel). The real mindboggler is that he was doing it with the *wide* end. Perhaps this ought to be a Song Request? A love song addressed to a bicycle or a traffic cone? [tune: "A Red, Red Rose"] Oh my love stands by the roadside While Transco lays its pipes, Oh my love is orange polythene With bright reflective stripes. So conical art thou, my love, So firm thy weighted flange, I will love thee still, my love, Though the law may think it strange... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Rog Peek Date: 15 Nov 07 - 06:27 PM Going slightly off the point, but still on the subject of sex and modes of transport, I was interested to see Slag raise the question of consent. I recall a couple of years ago seeing a program on Cannel 4 which was looking at bestiality. Before you jump to any conclusions, it was not a program I had planned to watch (honest) but one I came accross while channel hopping. Anyway, there was this fellow in some part of North America who had a long term relationship with his donkey. The thing was, when interviewing the man, the presenter raised the question of consent, whereupon the man responded by saying that if the donkey wasn't consential then she could always run away. I couldn't stop laughing for days. I guess the same argument could not be presented on behalf of the bike. Rog |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: dick greenhaus Date: 15 Nov 07 - 06:15 PM Actually, a practice that should be encouraged, in light of the problems caused by an expanding population. Let's hear it for non-proliferative perversion! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Grab Date: 15 Nov 07 - 06:14 PM Easy on the guy, he's weely just a bit of a crank. If he'd spoke up when the cleaners knocked.... But maybe he was just tired. And it seems the police weren't prepared to soft-pedal this. (coat-door-exit) PS. Re another thread about strange English forenames, check out the journo's name on this one - "Auslan Cramb". There can't be many of them in the phone book! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:56 PM Scotland, huh? Now we know how much Scotch you have to drink before a bicycle starts to look like a sheep. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:53 PM Gives a whole new slant on"Bike it,you'll like it!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: GUEST,sparticus Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:39 PM Gives a whole new meaning to "On yer bike!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: topical tom Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:08 PM Time to put on the brakes, give him the gears,and steer him along a different path. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Rowan Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:05 PM Or was it banged from pillar to post? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: David C. Carter Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:05 PM Sturmey-Archer is rampant in Scotland I hear. It can cause "Drop Handlebars". |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Dave the Gnome Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:05 PM I wondered that, Giok. Maybe he will stick to his hand pump next time? Maybe he was framed? Perhaps he is just a crank? :D |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Nov 07 - 05:01 PM Was the saddle on the bike at the time? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: autolycus Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:57 PM Whay's a "bicycle illegal" doing out on the streets. Shouldn't it have been locked up? What iiiiiis the world coming to? Stick to bicycles legal, I say. Not to mention the cycle-path of righteousness. or maybe he;'s misunderstood the entire concept of riding. Ivor |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:47 PM Is it legal anywhere else then? G |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bill D Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:40 PM "Well, was it a boy's bike or a girl's bike?" no matter, they said it was a bi-cycle. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: katlaughing Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:38 PM So is he also a psycho-sexualist? Are there really laws on the books for the protection of bicycles? what about their less-than relatives, the unicycles? Would it be group sex with a bicycle built for two...what WAS Daisy doing with that bike!? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John on the Sunset Coast Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:35 PM As well it should be! We can't have any little bastard bikes rolling around. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: John O'L Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:29 PM He was lucky. Bikes around here aren't as slutty as that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Rapparee Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:20 PM Chains.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Slag Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:17 PM "X" cross, with knobby tires! |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:12 PM The man might be advised to get together with a trick cyclist. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: PoppaGator Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:12 PM The guy was making love to his bike behind closed doors, wasn't he? They should have left the poor lunatic alone! I'm trying to picture this: was he humping the seat, the rear fender, or what? Too many sharp angles and hard surfaces, if you ask me... Maybe I don't have to rely on my imagination to picture the activity after all. Richard: if I were to take a good long look at some porn sites, would I find the answer? (Supply link if possible,. please.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Slag Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:09 PM Well, was it a boy's bike or a girl's bike? And should that make a difference? Was there consent? Had he had a falling out with his vacuum cleaner? Too many unknowns here to make a judgment. |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Bainbo Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:05 PM Does this make him a pedal-phile? |
Subject: RE: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Richard Bridge Date: 15 Nov 07 - 04:03 PM They really don't look on the porn sites, do tehy? |
Subject: BS: Sex with a bicycle illegal in Scotland From: Big Al Whittle Date: 15 Nov 07 - 03:59 PM Daily Telegraph today:- Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent Last Updated: 2:48am GMT 15/11/2007 A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years. Bryony Gordon: Bicycle sex - the final instalment Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room. Robert Stewart arrives at court The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace. The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door. At Ayr sheriff court on the west coast of Scotland today, Mr Stewart was sentenced for the rare offence and for a separate breach of the peace charge for threatening a member of staff in a hostel in the town. The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems, and he was placed under the supervision of a social worker and warned that if he re-offended he would be sent to prison. Sheriff Colin Miller added: "In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one on me. I have never heard of a 'cycle-sexualist'. |