BS: If you were comatose...

Subject: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:20 PM

Don't ask where these ideas come from, they just appear, OK?

So... if you were comatose and a visit from a famous singer/band/sportsperson/politician/whatever could bring you round, who would you like it to be?

Ideally mine would be Sean Connery or Hugh Jackman, but if they're not available, I think after a total glutfest of them today, Coope, Boyes and Simpson could manage quite nicely... especially Barry....

Over to you...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:21 PM

Goldie Hawn

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:23 PM

You mean I'm NOT comatose?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Amos
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:26 PM

Dennis Kucinich's wife.



A

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Melissa
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:31 PM

Ed McMahon with one of those big fat checks in his hands..I'd perk right up.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: RangerSteve
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:46 PM

Grandpa Jones. What? He's dead?, ok, Wilf Carter. No, him too?, How about Hank Snow? Oh, fer cryin' out loud, ok then, the Crook Brohers. Damn it, who is alive then?

I can't think of anyone who isn't dead.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: skipy
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 06:48 PM

Seth Lakeman
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Rowan
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 07:10 PM

Nigella Lawson probably knows how to feed both body and soul, but Joanna Lumley's sharp wit would probably be a more effective and satisfying "cattle prod."

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 07:13 PM

Jenn Brooks

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 07:23 PM

Let's see... If I were comatose I'd probably wake up very hungry... Paul Prudhomme!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 07:58 PM

I think Melissa has it right....

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bobert
Date: 17 Dec 07 - 08:10 PM

I guess it would all depend on how long I'd been comatose...

Two weeks: Yeah, okay... Like Amos, Dennis Kucinich's wife would be just fine 'cause I'd still look sexy and handsome like I look now... Okay, maybe not Dennis's wife... Is Morgan Fairchild available???

But like if it's 20 years from now and I'm all old and worn out lookin', you know, ahhhhh, I don't want to wake up and there's Dennis's wife or Morgan Fairchild... I want to wake up and see someone who will still think I look okay, like, ahhhhhh, Mother Terresa...

(Bobert, Mother Terresa died...)

Okay, Lureen McCall... No, make it Racheal Welsh... No, Jane Fonda... No, Joe Namouth... No, not Joe... Jimmy Carter... Yeah, Jimmy Carter...

Okay, I'm ready to play now...

Two weeks: Morgan Fairchild, or Dennie's wife

20 years: Jimmy Carter

Anything beyond 20 years, just pull the plug, thankee...

B;(

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 09:15 AM

I'll make it "easier" for whoever is arranging my revivification:

Either Pete Seeger or Utah Phillips would do.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Jean(eanjay)
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 10:08 AM

Shane MacGowan, Robbie Coltrane or Cher.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Barry Finn
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 10:58 AM

LTS
I know you didn't mean me, Barry but I was comatoes, medically for 12 days. I wanted the Spice Girls to wake & shake me but the dumbasses never appeared, guess they had a better gig

Barry

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bee
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 11:11 AM

Sam Elliot.

I dunno, I've just always found him... er... arousing.

I've a bit of a thing for Lou Gossett Jr. as well.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 11:17 AM

Stephen Harper, the Canuck PM. On accounta I could plead temporary sanity after I choked the crap outta him. Gargey b'y, too.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Megan L
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 11:20 AM

Gnu I thought you would have chosen Cindy the weather hottie you keep abandoning us for.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Wesley S
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 11:21 AM

Claire Danes or Selma Hayek. Both would be too much to expect.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Michael
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 11:40 AM

Barry Finn, See you didn't need them after all!

Well done

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 12:03 PM

Cindy the Weatherbabe... well, that goes without saying!

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Grab
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 12:21 PM

Whoever's currently the world's greatest expert on the particular medical problem afflicting me, I think...

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Becca72
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 01:01 PM

I'll second Bee's thought on Sam Elliot. Or either Hugh Grant and/or Hugh Laurie.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Bert
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 01:53 PM

Seven of Nine or Jane Seymour.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Mooh
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 02:07 PM

Katherine Zeta-Jones. Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 02:28 PM

If I couldn't nominate my lovely husband Sam Elliot would be good. For the voice - James Earl Jones, described by LTS as 'dark chocolate on dark chocolate'.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: Greg B
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 02:46 PM

It's amazing how quickly the responses moved from the (perhaps
intended) auditory serenade and went and remained below the
waist.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: fat B****rd
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 03:20 PM

Tom Waits or Amnette Bening.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 04:12 PM

Hey, Greg. I would recognize Cidy the Weatherbabe's voice with my ears plugged.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: GUEST,van lingle
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 04:45 PM

Rita Coolidge to stroke my hand and gently coo me back to consciousness, Connie Dover to revive me with a beautiful gaelic ballad, my own dear one belting out Darling Corey (just in case she's reading this)...how many comas do I get?

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: john f weldon
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 04:47 PM

Sarah Silverman.
Juliette Binoche.
Emmylou Harris.
Uma Thurman.

If they all worked together, they might just bring me around.

Subject: RE: BS: If you were comatose...
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 07 - 04:53 PM

Musically... Natalie McMaster could fiddle with me, I suppose.