BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!

Subject: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 11:57 AM

Someone had to do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 12:08 PM

Gee thanks Ma'am.
G x

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 12:18 PM

For goodness sake lassie dinny encourage the daft auld gowk he is bad enough as it is.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: skarpi
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 12:21 PM

hehehe he has rise up again

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 12:33 PM

Gelukkige niet Verjaardag, Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 01:14 PM

Poor Joe.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 02:06 PM

Happy Birthday, Giok.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 02:08 PM

Just read the correct thread title, well...I'm tired

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Severn
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 02:09 PM

So how many of these am I supposed to contribute to a year?

Will this thread reach 365 posts or postings? Or more postings than last year's Joe Offer thread?

And where IS Micca? (To say nothing of all the lost Christmas presents, not that there's any connection, mind you!)

Has the definition of Folk Music chanded in 2008?

Should Trolling be restricted to using the little critters for bait while salt water fishing? (Or is that all water under one of their bridges by now?)

Are there no REAL Gods, (not even Sons O' Gods)?

Is a merely fair Port better drunken from a steel ice pan?

Who was Huey, Dewey & Louie's real father?

Who was the Grandmother of all BS Threads?

......but of course I sincerely wish Giok all the best for all the 365 days (Yes, you get an extra one this year at no extra charge) I may have forgotten to wish him well last October.

All spoken, mind you, by one who had an useasonal unsoliscited extra birthday thread himself somehow once......

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 02:25 PM

Aw shucks.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM

many happy returns of whatever it was.....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 07:06 PM

Well, Happy Unbirthday and many more, Giok!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 07:19 PM

Any day with Giok in it is a good day!

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Maryrrf
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 07:30 PM

I was going to post to your birthday thread till I saw it wasnt your birthday, but anyway Happy Unbirthday to you!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: JennieG
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 08:29 PM

A very merry unbirthday to you....to you......

Cheers
JennieG travelling around

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 08:30 PM

Oh for pity's sake. Are you all THAT desperate for entertainment?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Jim Lad
Date: 01 Jan 08 - 09:35 PM

Have whatever kind of unbirthday you want, Jock! (Your Sunday name)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:46 AM

Sorcha you really are being rather grumpy these days. Yes the thread is probably silly and yes it has Gioks name on it but there seems to be a lot of illness and deaths around just now perhaps people need a little silliness to smile at.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:02 AM

I'm all for silliness, just so long as it doesn't wave back.

Can I have a merry unbirthday too please?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:33 AM

Of course, Liz... I hope you have the best unbirthday you ever had, all year long, except on your birthday, of course.

Sorcha... have a Happy Unbirthday too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:45 AM

Ach it couldnae happen tae a nicer fella. Oh hang on...are we talking about Giok? *G* Have a hug on account anyhoo... ((((Giok)))) :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:47 AM

Slow day at work Lady P?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:53 AM

AH LAdy P even though ye wurny ma SS at least ye arny on ma list o scunners yet so happy unbirthday and happy new year lassie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 08:03 AM

Hey Giok! I just realize we share an unbirthday! Happy unbirthday to us both!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: the lemonade lady
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 08:24 AM

Hippo bidet two ewes

Sal

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 08:34 AM

And a happy unbirthday from me too, to all who read this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:33 PM

And a happy new year yersel, Megan hen. So glad I didnae make the scunner list! Do I detect a wee bit eh anger management cracking unner the strain, a need tae reach oot an 'touch' sumdi?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: GUEST,Rog Peek Uncookie
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:34 PM

Unmany Unhappy Unreturns

UnRog

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:41 PM

You do know that if you keep posting to this thread, it will annoy Sorcha, don't you?

G

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:42 PM

GIOK BEHAVE or you will get a skelp

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:51 PM

Heavens, we wouldn't want to annoy Sorcha....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:52 PM

So I'll stop posting immediately

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:52 PM

Lady Penelope you will be included in thon skelp if ye encourage him he's a daft enough auld bissim withoot help.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:53 PM

Because I'd hate to annoy anyone

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:57 PM

*BEG*

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 02:57 PM

Aye hen ah believe ye. Mind you I saw that evil twinkle in yer een as ye sang aboot chocolate :)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:02 PM

Eh? Do you mean Liz's "Oh the chocolate's no fer you" ? I only do harmonies on that one.... *G*

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:04 PM

Aye lass thons the yin. I found oot ma sneaky santa used a whole squad o them tae lead me up the garden path the bissim that she is even pointed me towards you when i started guessing some connection wie the Shindig.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:07 PM

That was me Meg

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:09 PM

So I wis telt ya scunner jist wait till the next wan thon we caravan o yours will be like wakin up on the inside o the kirk bell on sunday morn.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:17 PM

I am sure Lady Penelope should be on your list of scunners, now, Megan. See how she stirs things up by flirting with yon Giiok???

And, although I blush to say it, Liz ye Squeek, I feel it my gentlemanly duty to warn you that, if you are dealing with Giok, and any kind of silliness, the chances are good that it will wave back at you. Proceed with discernment...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:21 PM

I know lad its a sad revelation so it is and she looked almost respectable too.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:26 PM

Oh thanks very much pal! On Megan's list o scunners is it, eh? Oh that's cute, that is... Well you are de-fin-ately on mine now Amos.....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:29 PM

Aye ye kin tak the hen ooto Glesca but ye canny tak Glesca ooto the hen :p

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 03:55 PM

Terribly sorry, One does tend to 'regress' when one loses one's temper.... *G*

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:03 PM

Ach, Lady P, I am a long-time resident of said Scunners List, and I am pleased to inform you that only the Very Best People are admitted to it. It is a Rare Privelege and a Special Recognition.

I do hope this clears up the issue satifactorily?


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:08 PM

Aye weel Amos we ken fine you hae bin an honourable scunner these many years and have taken it to levels of perfection never before attained.

Weel hen it wid be the pot crying the kettle clarty if i said onything .

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:14 PM

I love it when Megan talks dirty....



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: hilda fish
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:16 PM

Giok!! There I was looking at a message from my niece on Facebook and I noted a birthday. I thought it was New Years Day, but no, it SAID it was your birthday. Must say hippeee happeeee hoppeeeeeeee thought I - and I did - here. As GUEST. how anonymous is that? And I wasn't even trying. Oh well. And now I see it is your unbirthday. I am getting everything wrong lately. But then, I do believe I am older than you and therefore entitled to the greater dementia. Hope it is very un and also a bewdy.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:29 PM

I'm afraid that I am DEFINITELY older than you drpj.
I guessed it was you that got it from Facebook.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: hilda fish
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 04:44 PM

Nah, Giok, I am, and I am competitive on this. I have been known to lie in order to win. So. Whatever age you say you are, I am DEFINITELY a year older. Ava goodie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Megan L
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM

Ach Amos yer a bonnie lad but as glaikit a gomeral as ahv ever seen :)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 06:34 PM

Subtitles available on page 888 of Ceefax

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 07:02 PM

If you are having and un-birthday, you must be among the un-dead.....and that ain't so bad. Have a few more.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 Jan 08 - 08:56 PM

Bill, you mean only the Un Dead have Un Birthdays???

And I'll be cranky if I want to! So there! :)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 05:03 AM

Not according to Lewis Carroll (although there are a lot of things about him that don't ring quite right), who possibly invented the concept of unbirthdays - see the Mad Hatter's tea party for details.

It's my unbirthday again today and I feel really crappy. Ho hum.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ragdall
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 06:01 AM

Happy Birthday, Giok!!!!!!!

Am I late?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 06:44 AM

For his birthday, yes, for his un-birthday, no....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 10:28 AM

We have unbirthday parties at my in-laws. It's difficult to get together for everyone's individual birthdays, so we do one big one. Lots of fun!

Happy Unbirthday (again), Giok!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 04:39 PM

Hay you old scroat! Have a funny one.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 04:40 PM

Why thankee Cap'n Morse sir.
G

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 03 Jan 08 - 07:28 PM

let me be the first to wish you all a Merry unChristmas 2008!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 04:52 AM

Ah, UnValentine's is next, innit? I definitely wouldn't want Giok to be my Valentine.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 04:54 AM

Even if I shaved? [Don't ask where!]

G

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 05:23 AM

A real Scot rips his beard off with his bare hands. But, I still wouldn't want Craig Fergussen to be my valentine either. (ya had to see the TV show)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 06:08 AM

I allways shave in the bathroom!

Happy Unwotsit,Giok.

David

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Brendy
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 12:50 PM

Happy Birthday, mah man...

B.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Brendy
Date: 04 Jan 08 - 12:53 PM

... well there you go..., that's what you get when you don't read the whole thread....

'Un' whatever it is one has to do to make the above statement ring correctly...
... I'm not long up...
;-)

B.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jan 08 - 06:44 AM

Make it unappealing? Re-peal it?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Slushpuppie
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 08:45 PM

bit late but happy birthday Giok!!

sorcha
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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Unbirthday, Giok!!!!
From: Slushpuppie
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 08:46 PM

just re-read the title...My excuse is its like quarter to two in the morning lol

sorcha

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