BS: A thread for insulting each other

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 12:27 PM

Does it make your skin crawl?

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Megan L
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 12:19 PM

Wie a face like that you could get a job anywhere, chipperfield, cotterils, Barnums.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:59 AM

Is that your mouth, or are you running it in for an idiot?

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:27 AM

Freda, next time don't stay away so long.
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How can tell when you're dead? There's no brain function now.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: katlaughing
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:18 AM

freda, I think it may have gone over their heads, but thanks for your sincere posting...I know of a few others who could take a cue from your honesty and integrity!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 11:02 AM

You shape like my arsehole -

wrinkled, browned off and better out of sight.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 10:59 AM

How much do you charge to haunt a house ?

Were you born a pillock, or did you practice ?

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 10:07 AM

With a face like that the cows would rather milk themselves.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bobert
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 09:45 AM

To everyone here, with the exception of the 3 or 4 who everyone knows...























...Republican!!!

And bite me!!!

There, that oughtta do it...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 09:07 AM

When you were conceived the gene pool had already been drained.

Just a mass unrecombitant DNA....

Wow! Recessive mutations run in your family, huh?

Do you suppose that any of your children will not disappoint you?

He's a shining example of a truly successful failure.

She's a good idea searching for somewhere to fail.

You must be a space alien -- no human being could be both that ugly and that stupid.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 07:42 AM

You and me both, LtS

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:38 AM

He has a long career of bullying and grievances ahead of him.

If he were any stupider, he'd have to be watered once a week.

He was such a beautiful baby, puberty must have dealt him a very cruel blow.

Regretably, all the above could apply to people I work with....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 05:23 AM

No wonder you're an only child, nobody would touch your Mother twice.

For the fact that you are my child, I have only your Mother's word, and my own imagination.

G

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 04:59 AM

If you said 'Penny for your thoughts' to him, you'd get change.

He is living proof that sperm donation is a grave mistake.

There isn't a village idiot in [insert approroate name of town, village, hamlet, etc.] - the locals take it in turns.

If you had brains you'd be dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Mar 08 - 03:40 AM

This seems to be the right thread for me to say this. In Jul 2005 I posted an anonymous message on mudcat, targeted at another member. I later contacted the person and apologised, and she was very gracious about it.

I would also like to apologise to mudcat members generally for the betrayal of trust.

freda

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 10:00 PM

Let us hear from Rustic Rebel, I pray!


A

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:56 PM

Your all a bunch of Walmart shoppers.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:16 PM

Trivial Americans go to Paris when they die.

...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting; as a rule all you would see would be a couple of ...people, one of them standing, the other catching flies. Of course I do not really mean that he would be catching flies; I only mean that the usual operatic gestures which consist in reaching first one hand out into the air then the other might suggest the sport I speak of it the operator attended strictly to business...

I have sent Bliss word not to donate it to a charity (though it is a pity to fool away a chance to do a charity an ill turn), but to let me know when he has got his dose, because I've got another candidate for damnation. You just wait a couple of weeks & if you don't see the TypeWriter coming tilting along toward Cambridge with the raging hell of an unsatisfied appetite in its eye, I lose my guess.

[He] was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.

When you want genuine music--music that will come right home to you like a bad quarter, suffuse your system like strychnine whisky, go right through you like Brandreth's pills, ramify your whole constitution like the measles, and break out on your hide like the pin-feather pimples on a picked goose,--when you want all this, just smash your piano, and invoke the glory-beaming banjo!

--Folks, for great insults I give you one the best: Mark Twain.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 09:03 PM

LH:

Th'art a mere mess of clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Joe_F
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:25 PM

You're a wit and a half, you are.

If they cleaned all the dirt off you, there wouldn't be anything left but the shit from your guts.

I don't need to know who you are; I know what you are.

If I tell the truth in this court, it will only be to show my contempt.

You deserve what liars have deserved since time immemorial: to be routinely insulted and routinely disbelieved.

You're a people person. You can't deal with anything that has no ass to kiss or throat to cut.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Emma B
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:12 PM

Peace, ye fat guts!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 1

nothing personal :)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:08 PM

Well, that Bard guy sounds lots like Shakespeare.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Emma B
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:07 PM

Thou fusty elf-skinned hedge-pig! No one does it quite as well as the Bard

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:06 PM

Je m'n fous do votre maitresse simaiane, M. Hack. C'est un espece de queer.


A

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:06 PM

It comes from Chester Barrington who was in Grade 5 and I was in Grade 2.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Joe Offer
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 08:00 PM

You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

Take THAT!!!
love,
-Joe-

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(I've known that insult for as long as I can remember. Where's it come from?)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:58 PM

I'm not enough of a mathematician to appreciate the sarcasm in that one, McG. Sounds like a compliment to me.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 07:03 PM

Insults can be a bit more subtle - like Bilbo's farewell sppech:

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 06:06 PM

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

I'm sorry, but I really don't care for your after shave. Oh, you're not wearing any....

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Charley Noble
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 05:14 PM

Ah, international THE INSULT DICTIONARY is still available on Amazon and it's actually in five languages: English, French, German, Italian, and Spanish.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 05:13 PM

Verele sage na morana del fergo a selan sole. Il nolo se quarde del aportera.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Charley Noble
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 05:07 PM

Seems I remember way back in the 1970's an international publication called THE INSULT DICTIONARY: how to insult people in four languages. It's companion publication, whose title I don't recall, offered dialogue for making love to people in four languages. Very useful publications for anyone going abroad.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 05:07 PM

Amos, je pense que vous êtes un homme idiot. Je pense également que vous avez un homme besoin d'un certain traitement spécial. Ainsi, j'enverrai Chongo à l'entretien vous. J'espère qu'il pourra vous instruire dans les principes de la courtoisie commune, après qu'il morde outre de votre nez.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 03:14 PM

You want traditional?

Scratching could not make it worse, such a face as yours!

Thou smelst like a mountain goat!

Thou mealy-mouthed puke stocking!


Good old Shakespeare - a saying for everything.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 03:05 PM

Art, in all truth -- I conducted the IG inspections. Also CMMI, AGI, and Congressional Inquiries.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Don Firth
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 02:49 PM

Ah, yuh muddah wears army boots!
                                           --Old Brooklynese insult
Or

May wild asses defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!
                                           --Old Arab curse
Or

May you have a hundred mansions
And may each mansion have one hundred bedrooms
And may each bedroom contain one hundred beds
And may insomnia keep you bouncing from bed to bed all night long!
                                           --Old Jewish curse
Or

Wh-wh-wh-wh-when I d-d-d-d-die, I'm g-g-g-going to-to-to w-w-will y-you m-m-my m-m-m-mouth!!
                                          --Old Jewish threat

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 02:27 PM

LIttle Hawk,

Ta soeur pisse bleue, et tu doit te tinter la-dedans.


A

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Big Mick
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:49 PM

Clúid ar do phoil

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Big Mick
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:48 PM

Go ndéanfar sconna de do thóin fút

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Big Mick
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:48 PM

Mallacht Chromell ort !

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:45 PM

"You're all arrant fools! ;-)"......Little Hawk

Yeah Hawk...And you're a fockin' shit for brains broke-dick Mamalucca with less gray matter than pissant.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:35 PM

Your girlfriend has everything a man could want.....................





........hairy legs, hairy chest, moustache...shall I go on!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:30 PM

May the lice of a single camel (or a married one for that matter) infest the beard of your girlfriend.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:28 PM

100!

You're all arrant fools! ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:27 PM

Right, LEJ. And that, in my opinion, is a sufficient number of lice.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:26 PM

What a nasty fellow!

Someone like that deserves to be forced to room in college residence with the 1960s version of Jerry Lewis for an entire semester.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:25 PM

623,492 would be the average, according to Prof Wahsin Tasmini of the University of Cairo.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: frogprince
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:24 PM

"Credit" for this goes to a college roommate 40 years ago:
"May a herd of a thousand camels urinate in the womb of your beloved on the night of your bethothal."

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM

Why "a thousand"? One camel's lice would be entirely sufficient to totally infest anyone's beard. Do you have any idea how many lice can live on a single camel???

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 03 Mar 08 - 01:19 PM

May the lice of a thousand camels infest your beard.