BS: A thread for insulting each other

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 03:25 PM

When God said noses, you thought he said roses, and asked for a big red one.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 03:21 PM

Your entire life -- from the exact moment of your conception until your body finally dissolves into the elements from which it came -- is an open book. And it's really, really dull.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 03:08 PM

When God gave out chins, you thought he said Gin and ordered a double!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 02:51 PM

When God passed out brains you thought He said "Trains" and said "No, thinks, I don't need one."

                               (From the 7th grade)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 02:45 PM

Your reasoning abilities are beneath the level of a garden slug. Your argumentation is puerile. Your attempts at "objectivity" are laughable. Your "logic" is faulty. Your pretensions of rationality are contemptible.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 12:52 PM

ooooh..them elederberries is stinky stuff! Made from Eledelweiss, I presume.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:08 AM

The breath from all of your orifices wafts the odor of vintage skatole wherever you go.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Nick E
Date: 08 Mar 08 - 11:05 AM

Your father was a hampster and your mother semelled of elederberries... now go away or I will taunt you a second time you smelly English Kn-igit!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 02:35 PM

Stealing a car was the final exam for first grade. If you got caught you had to repeat the year.

Unless you planned to enter the seminary (it was a Catholic school). Then you had to steal a bicycle.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Megan L
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:32 PM

Yer aw as glaikit as the billy goat whit butted the log doon the well. Its rope wis still attatched tae the log.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:32 PM

(I'm guessing there is a statute of limitations on car theft, so now it's safe to say.) I didn't steal my first car until I was 11. They were easy to hotwire in those days. I would have NO idea how to do that to modern cars.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:30 PM

Yeah? Well, before we stole the hubcaps off the cars we had to steal the cars.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:28 PM

Hell, I didn't get my first pair of pants until I got into the Army. Thought I was rich, having pants, boots, shirts, and all that sort of thing. And all I had to do was maybe get killed!

I faced THAT every day just going to school. You had to have a switch-blade knife just to enter kindergarten and to enter third grade you had to have a tattoo (mine was a flaming skull with the words "Dishonor Before Death" around it -- the tattoo artist was dyslexic) and a stable of a least six girls "working" for you. We used to steal hubcabs, just like everyone else, only we had to steal them off moving cars.

But I digress.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:23 PM

That's pants

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:21 PM

And as for underwear...I didn't know what underwear was until I was 23.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:20 PM

LOL@Peace. Truth be told we were so poor as kids we had to paint our feet black with gloss paint so the other kids at school thought we were wearing shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:19 PM

Dang right, Peace. Bloody squires and pinky-lifting tea drinkers, the lot of 'em.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: autolycus
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:14 PM

i haven't seen one example yet of somebody's spleen (there's an opening for you) diverted from another thread yet.

You're all authorial illiterates.


   Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 01:14 PM

"we also had two carry two one hundredweight sacks full on our backs and fill our shoes, socks and underwear! "

Bloody rich kid, huh? At least you HAD shoes, socks and underwear.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: skarpi
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 10:21 AM

♫♪♫ the devil went down to the white house ♫♫♪
but is goin out again ♫♪


jibbbyyyyyy

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 09:42 AM

There is too much cr.. appearing on this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 09:42 AM

She can't be two faced, surely she's wear the NICE one?

I'd like to insult you sir, but I'm afraid Mother Nature beat me to it.

G

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 09:41 AM

Is that all Rapaire.....we also had two carry two one hundredweight sacks full on our backs and fill our shoes, socks and underwear!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 09:13 AM

God, you only had to put it on the top?? WE had to crawl underneath to make sure it was evenly spread and work it into the thin places. And in addition to using our hands we had to carry a couple of more cupfuls in our mouths and more under our hats.

Wimpy wussies, the lot of ya.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 07 Mar 08 - 06:24 AM

"The only difference between you lot and a bucket of shite-

- is the bucket"

You had a bucket???.........Ye rich bugger!

When I were a lad we 'ad ter go in us 'ands, then carry it twenty three miles ter be used as fertilizer on't Squires flower beds. And all that before school. Mind you, it did 'ave it's up side. Teacher weren't so keen on canin' us on't 'ands.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 07:50 AM

You use a bucket???????????????

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bryn Pugh
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 04:36 AM

The only difference between you lot and a bucket of shite-

- is the bucket.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Mar 08 - 02:11 AM

You ignorant bunch of terradic spoddies! how could you let this thread almost disappear off the face of the 'Cat'? You are all parping goobeards, every one!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:41 PM

Fawk. Deplorable state of affairs.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:39 PM

Tell her for me that she is a bloody twit who should be euthanized...or sent to work at a Morris Dancing school in Wales!

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:35 PM

Somebody told me today that this was one of the best, friendliest, and politest threads she'd seen on Mudcat in a long time.

G

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:25 PM

Waddaya doin', collectin' these so's ya kin write a book without thinkin' anything up yourself?

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Mr Red
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:21 PM

A nice idea for a thread and what I have seen is more complimentary that vituperation.

The real problem I have is not the twisted souls with some failing in the self image department - they are to be tolerated (but not silently) up to a point.

It is the people who have a vested financial interest in the outcome. The truth cannot be allowed out of it's darkened room to be aired for the benefit of those who might actually warm to what is a downside to others. So put on yer best invective and lie lie lie. But you ain't a folkie, you is a businessman. And what you peddle is entertainmen.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:13 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 06:10 PM

It's nice to have my family recognized!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 05:24 PM

Binoculars.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 05:21 PM

Why, Giok, all of that is true of my family! How did you know??

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 04:00 PM

Yer Mither wis a hooer, an yer Faither wis in the Furrin Legion, yer sister is hauf Blackface sheep, an yer brither, gies rides oan Blackpool beach.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 03:57 PM

J. Strom Thurmond inflicted HIS at 80 or so....

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 03:29 PM

"You folks should not be allowed to procreate...."

Mick, you are so right! I realized that about myself at an early age and have managed, by careful pre-emptive policy, not to procreate thus far. Since I am now approaching my 60th birthday, I think the world is fairly safe from having any of my progeny inflicted upon it. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 03:27 PM

If you want to know what it's like to live without hope, ask your underwear.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:55 PM

I understood it was Churchill and Lady Astor. However, I might be wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:54 PM

Peace...I believe the "You are drunk" quote was Noel Coward and his cleaning lady, am I right?

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:52 PM

200

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:51 PM

May you come back to haunt yourself.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:48 PM

May the smell of your corpse be as a fragrance against the stink of your presence here!

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Big Mick
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:44 PM

May you grow like an onion, with your head hanging in hell..

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The posts to this thread are the best argument I have ever seen for forced sterilization. You folks should not be allowed to procreate....

***chuckle***

Mick

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:40 PM

While you live every breath you take pollutes the air and every step you take causes pestilence and death. When you die your foul and stinking corpse will be thrown into the Sun as the Earth cleanses itself of any memory that such as you every existed.

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:39 PM

I take it I'm the only one to spot that this is not the thread McGrath had in mind originally. However, since i have contributed - Ivor, you're a twit.

I thang yow.

Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: A thread for insulting each other
From: Peace
Date: 05 Mar 08 - 01:37 PM

If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights on George Bush's head.
- - - Jim Hightower, 1988