BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday

Subject: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:18 PM

She was a blond, with long silky hair and dark mysterious eyes. Young, of course. Aren't they always, those who cause older men to fall? And when she and I got together she had lots of "tongue action." Mostly we petted, but she wouldn't let me along and wouldn't let me leave her alone, not for a second. I told my wife about it, confessed, told her about Sassy. Sassy's owner says she's the same way with him and every other man. A butterfly, flitting from petting to petting, as golden retrievers will.

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:26 PM

sounds dog rough to me!

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Wesley S
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:32 PM

She sounds like a bitch to me. Be careful.

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Art Thieme
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:33 PM

I would suggest to you Phillip Roth's new book called "Exit Ghost"

Art

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: TheSnail
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:37 PM

"I can't believe you were Frenching an alien in front of all those people."

Earth Girls Are Easy

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:38 PM

Hmmm--maybe Sassy was an acquaintance from a prior incarnation, Rapaire. For example, the time when she was a fine battle-horse and you were her stable-hand? (Oh...was it the other way 'round? I have quite forgot. I was busy running the manse at the time, going off to wars on the then-Sassy, and so on...).


A

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Bobert
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 05:52 PM

Life's a bitch, ain't it Rap...

Now go do the dishes and all will be well with the Mrs...

Wash yer hands first...

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Jim Lad
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 06:21 PM

Damn Afghans!

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 06:34 PM

Just puppy love. What's the worry?

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 06:42 PM

You don't look at a shapely blonde young enough to be your daughter and call it puppy love in my house, anyway....


A

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Gervase
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 06:59 PM

Pah, blondes! They'll only lead you on and break your heart. For honest, earthy affection with a hint of badness you really need a Jack Russell!

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 27 Mar 08 - 07:31 PM

I used to have a kid in my class in Newtown, Birminghan, and the social worker took the dog away cos they were all screwing the dog.

How different from the homelife of our own dear Queen........

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 11:32 AM

We were visiting at my sister's place some months back, just sitting on the couch discussing whatever. Before I saw it coming, her little yorky (yes, a blond) had slipped her tongue far further into my mouth than any creature has ever gone before. She's a cute little bitch, but...

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 11:35 AM

That's a pretty small dog, frogprince. Led a sheltered life, have you? :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 11:44 AM

Small dog, yes; but if her tongue was any longer in proportion to the rest of her, she would have to be a frog...

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 04:28 PM

This is why I prefer cats... they keep their tongues to themselves mostly... have you seen what dogs do with theirs?

Seriously guys.... stick to plastic dolls!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 11:01 PM

You dog! I hope your wife bites you on the heel.

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 08 - 11:39 PM

HEy, the dog jumped on _his_ bones and stuck her tongue in _his_ mouth, not the other way around!


A

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: topical tom
Date: 29 Mar 08 - 11:49 AM

I hope your wife doesn't keep hounding you about this or give you a tongue-lashing.No, wait, forget that last piece of advice...er...never mind.

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: GUEST,beachcomber
Date: 30 Mar 08 - 09:40 AM

Now where did I put that RSPCA number....haaarumph!

Subject: RE: BS: I Was Untrue To My Wife Yesterday
From: Rowan
Date: 31 Mar 08 - 12:03 AM

Liz reminded me of the two swaggies resting in the shade of a peppercorn tree in the main street of Maffra. They were joined by a kelpie, who sat in front of them and used it tongue to give its groin a serious working over.

After watching this for a while, one of the swaggies said, "You know, I'd like to be able to do that."

The other replied, "Well, you'd better ask first. He might bite!"

Cheers, Rowan