BS: Chongo:Thought Control??

Subject: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Mr Happy
Date: 29 May 08 - 07:29 AM

Check out this story in the Independent today, discuss


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/a-small-bite-for-a-monkey-a-giant-leap-for-mankind-835851.html

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 May 08 - 10:55 AM

If Chongo had a device like that he would probably use it to surreptitiously pinch women's derrieres on crowded subway trains and buses...

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 May 08 - 11:19 AM

Later in the film the monkey uses the robotic arm to stick the skewer through the researcher's balls. The film ends shortly thereafter as as you see a large sledgehammer descending on the monkey's head........................

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Amos
Date: 29 May 08 - 11:58 AM

Spaw:

I am ashamed to say that even though your entire repertory of humour consists of five nouns, three of which are off-color, and four verbs and only two adjectives based on the word f***...you still crack me up, man.

I hope you aren't getting paid for these wisecracks. It would violate your Loafer's Creed.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 May 08 - 12:14 PM

No chance of that. Charter members of Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan NEVER do work. It would be heresy to even think so!

My dachshund is applying for a lifetime membership in LFPS. He has all the necessary credentials...except (sob!)...his balls. They were taken at a very young age when he couldn't defend himself.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 May 08 - 01:04 PM

LH, we will consider your miserable excuse for a dog Dachshund. Balls would of course improve his chances as would a different breed. Something more along the lines of a Bassett Hound if you must have something long and low. However we will give his application complete consideration. Remember that one of our founding members is not even warm and breathing...............hmmmm..............Say, here's a thought! Why not have the monkey wrangler use the sledge on the Dachsie???? That might improve his chances............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Peace
Date: 29 May 08 - 01:10 PM

Loafer's creed? Spaw?? I didn't know. Revelation after revelation.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 May 08 - 01:21 PM

You think you know "laziness" backwards and forwards don't you, Spaw? Well, my dog can teach you things you never even thought of when it comes to laziness. Yup. There are bookends and paperweights that work harder than he does. I bet within a year he would be elected Grand High Couch Potatoe of the Everlasting Snooze...or whatever you call your first officer at LFP & S.

He's pretty smelly too, and that can only help, right? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 May 08 - 05:15 PM

Hey!!! The smell is a plus! But we have no position open for any kind of CEO type thing since none of us could be otherwise troubled to give a shit so we never got around to it.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 May 08 - 05:26 PM

Ha! Ha! Well, that sounds good. I think that speaks well for the organization. I would join too, in a heartbeat... if I could find the energy to bother.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Mr Happy
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 06:49 AM

Chongo is soooo multi-skilled & talented, here he is in Riverdance!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ82WsELaN8

Can't quite make out which is him - can you?

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 02:08 PM

He's the second from the right.

Subject: RE: BS: Chongo:Thought Control??
From: olddude
Date: 04 Sep 08 - 08:27 PM

Spaw tell her what you really think!
Oh can't stop laughing he is on a roll tonight