BS: Helpful McCain

Subject: BS: Helpful McCain
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 05:57 PM

It's heartwarming to see that McWeathervane is taking time out to plug for Hilary as a VP running mate for Obama. Especially since he hasn't picked one for himself. Hmm--a McCain/Clinton ticket?

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 06:38 PM

Condi Rice would be a good fit for McBush
but Mitt payed $56 million of his own money and money trumps all.

John wants a swing vote but the swingers are behind Barack.

dija hear McCan't is upset with Madonna
s rock tour? She is only 12 years younger but really toasted McCain;s cookies with a video background of various politicians in which Johm was placed too near Mugagbe and Hitler while Barack came 6 after Ghandi.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Greg F.
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 06:39 PM

McBush is showing himself to be more of a jackass by the minute.

Tho he was more than enough of a jackass to begin with, lord knows.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 06:59 PM

Yeah, I can think of a few ways I'd like to repay McMischief back gfor all of his help... Talk about a divider??? He makes Bush look like a Buddist monk...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 07:44 PM

Don't ask me how but I have a prelim unvetted draft of McCain's Convention acceptence speech ;>/



"My Friends, my Friends thank you thank you My Friends, You are all wonderful, My Friends...Patriots, Christians, Veterans, my fellow Republicans, Hillary supporters, Americans... (vamp as needed during applause)

My Friends I am honored to serve as your next President of the United States(vamp)I am humbled by your faith in me and my service to God and my country. God Bless you all. (vamp blessing)

We all know that I am neither a celebrity or a messiah, but I do have the faith, the experience and patriotism to do the job and defeat evil itself.

My Friends, I know of Barack Hussein Obama and that he can deliver a good speech. (vamp during boos) Yes I know but he does speak well.
But I still have questions:
How patriotic is he? Why don't we know what his values really are, or if he even has any values? Would a true Christian damn his God and Country? Would a true Christian allow himself to be called a Messiah(vamp for boos)

I am John McCain and I have some Critical questions and some brave answers for the future of the United States of America.
(vamp for cheers)
If you too have questions about my inexperienced opponent, you owe it to protect America to get to the truth of his past. Question his economic plan of destruction, question his plan to raise taxes that would force families from their homes, Question his alleged faith and patriotism.

When I look up at all your faces I know that God is looking down on us and will guide us to victory and a new pride in America and the American dream.

When I look at my dreamy wife Cindy in her Republican cloth coat, I see her Christian love of God Country and family. Family which she has provided many homes for our family. A family that was so ruthlessly attacked by Barack Obama for merely having a roof over their head. (vamp for boos)
I see a first class first lady who loves the Lord and her family. I see the next First Lady of the United States.

My Friends, You and your faith in God have given me all the answers we need to protect our unborn children, to protect our American way of Life, to protect our troops ...and to defeat our enemies and evil itself, where ever it tries to hide in the world.
God Bless you    God Bless our Troops    and God Bless the United States of America.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 07:46 PM

LMAO, Donuel!

These latest ads are the best he can do? What a fucking joke.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: kendall
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 08:24 PM

An empty vessel always makes the most noise.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 07:58 AM

"My Friends, Have I mentioned that I spent 5 years 6 months and 138 hours as a prisoner of war?

My friends, as I speak my wife Cindy is on her way to Georgia to acess the casualties in Georgia who were ruthlessly attacked in thier beds by Russian troops. This surprise attack is a date that will live in Infamy. The date of um hmm several weeks ago is a dark date in history.   She is being joined by our brave Vice commander and chief Richard Cheney. They are arriving in Georgia in seperate planes and will confer on their findings.   
By the fires of carmillina by the dawns early light, by Grabnar's hammer Georgia will be avenged, God Bless America"

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: olddude
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:51 AM

The elephant is a good symbol for the Republican Party
they are expensive to maintain, and sooner or later gonna shit all over your head

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 11:32 AM

"My friends what has the Democrat party done for you. First they had a party that you paid for. Second they have brought dishonor on our proud troops. Their godless policy of blaming America first does not go unnoticed in the world. We have to stop them once and for all from serving in the Goverment and working for the Goverment.

The Demorat party has never acknowledged how successful the Surge has been. Instead they have Paris Hilton and Madonna rub Americ'as face in their filth.

We need a SURGE SPLURGE that will once and for all solve the problem of evil empires aroind the world. We need to compete fairly in the market place with cost reducing policies that will finally remove the unjust burdon of taxation from the backs of corporations and the wealthy people who create our jobs and our economy.

Tree hugging radicals and regulation spouting welfare queens are dragging down our country. They need to get a job or go to prison where we will find them a job.

My friends we need to teach the unbelivers a lesson that the uppity hollywood celebrities do not control this nation, YOU DO! You have seen the human refuse that attended the Democrat Convention and you know we are better than that.

Ny friends the White House is no place for the inexperienced, it is no place for friends of terrorist bombers and felons, it is no place for gangster rappers, it is no place for DEFEATOCRATS who turn tail and run from our enemies, it is no place for baby killing abortionists.

So my friends it is time to restore honor to the White House and put the right people who belong in the White House. Cindy and I are the right people. We hear your prayers and we will honor your prayers.

To honor your trust in God and my Christian family my first act will be to make our tax cuts PERMANENT.

Thank you and GOD BLESS AMERICA and and please remember I was a prisoner of war."

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: olddude
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 12:17 PM

I had an asshole ex-friend yesterday write me about the democrats. He was a friend until yesterday. First of all, my daughter Amy worked for Hillary for 1 year out in DC. Like her or hate her she was very nice to my kid and my family and we respect her along with all the others.

The asshole knows this and writes me that all democrats are about "faggots, women, wimps who don't support the military, atheists and radical environmentalist"

When he wakes up off the floor, maybe he will realize that wasn't the right thing to say to me.   Of course he is a white anglo Saxon Prostestant with a high 6 figure salary. Exactly what the republican party is all about and only about so I am sure he loves George Bush for the wonderful contributions he made to this nation. And lying to the american people to start a war, the elimination of that pesky middle class, well that is what Jesus would do. I hate all bigots most especially those in disguise as a business men and men of God

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: GUEST,Jack the Sailor
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 11:35 PM

Olddude,

I think the best revenge would be to have that guy express those opinions to as many undecideds as possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Helpful McCain
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 09:36 AM

Good for you dude, your honesty is a great policy.


The wit and wisdom of John McCain:

At a veteran meeting a rude retired Army Major yelled at McCain "THe Navy sucks" and Mc Cain said without skipping a beat "The Army swallows"

"the Iraq Pakistan border..."