BS:Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.

Subject: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:49 PM

John: Hey, what's up?

Sarah: Not much.

John: I heard you shot a moose.

Sarah: Yeah

John: I hear you are against abortion.

Sarah: Yeah

John: Well, that's about all I need to know. You have the job.

Sarah: That's awesome, Senator McCain.

John: Call me John.

Sarah: Okay, ahhhh, John.

John: You have any other questions?

Sarah: Like what?

John: About anything.

Sarah; Nope.

John: Great, and by the way, nice tits.

Sarah: Thanks.

(Source: The Independent News Network Corp. (INNC) who scooped the entire interview and has tapes of the above interview.)

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Peace
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 07:53 PM

So Sarah's hooked up with a John?

Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 08:05 PM

Yep, and the whole nation is gonna get flushed...

Subject: RE: Obit: Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 08:25 PM

"Obit" is a trifle premature for the thread title prefix.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS:Transcript of John's Interview of Sarah.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 25 Sep 08 - 09:18 PM

Yeah, ya gotta wonder where Bobert gets these things.....

Is this a moose obituary, or what???
(thread prefix changed to "BS" - sorry, Bobert)

Mooses Come Walking
(by Arlo Guthrie)

Mooses come walking over the hill
Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still
When mooses come walking they go where they will
When mooses come walking over the hill

Mooses look into your window at night
They look to the left and they look to the right
The mooses are smiling, they think it's a zoo
And that's why the mooses like looking at you

So, if you see mooses while lying in bed
It's best to just stay there pretending you're dead
The mooses will leave and you'll get the thrill
Of seeing the mooses go over the hill


©1993 Arloco Music, Inc. (ASCAP)
source: http://arlo.net/

As a public service, can we adapt this one for Sarah?
-Joe-