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BS: Is BS Doomed???

Bobert 28 Nov 08 - 07:47 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 08 - 07:53 PM
Little Hawk 28 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 08 - 09:12 PM
Charley Noble 28 Nov 08 - 09:16 PM
ranger1 28 Nov 08 - 09:21 PM
Rapparee 28 Nov 08 - 09:25 PM
Gurney 28 Nov 08 - 10:40 PM
Gurney 28 Nov 08 - 10:41 PM
Joe Offer 29 Nov 08 - 12:12 AM
Amos 29 Nov 08 - 12:17 AM
John MacKenzie 29 Nov 08 - 05:25 AM
Bobert 30 Nov 08 - 10:30 AM
Rapparee 30 Nov 08 - 04:18 PM
Jeri 30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM
GUEST,The Reverand Nostrilsarmpits 30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM
SINSULL 30 Nov 08 - 04:53 PM
skipy 30 Nov 08 - 05:55 PM
Bobert 30 Nov 08 - 05:57 PM
Rapparee 30 Nov 08 - 06:59 PM
Amos 30 Nov 08 - 08:18 PM
Ron Davies 30 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM
freda underhill 01 Dec 08 - 01:35 AM
Liz the Squeak 01 Dec 08 - 03:19 AM
Keith A of Hertford 01 Dec 08 - 03:46 AM
The Fooles Troupe 01 Dec 08 - 04:49 AM
GUEST,Ralphie 01 Dec 08 - 05:12 AM
GUEST,Surreysinger 01 Dec 08 - 08:35 AM
Liz the Squeak 01 Dec 08 - 10:52 AM
GUEST,Ralphie 01 Dec 08 - 11:06 AM
Liz the Squeak 01 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM
Lizzie Cornish 1 01 Dec 08 - 11:35 AM
Rapparee 01 Dec 08 - 04:02 PM
MMario 01 Dec 08 - 04:07 PM
skipy 01 Dec 08 - 05:12 PM
Rapparee 01 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM
skipy 01 Dec 08 - 05:37 PM

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Subject: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 07:47 PM

Well, geeze...

Bush on his way out...

A probable end to the war in Iraq...

Sarah Palin back in Alaska...

Martin Gibson banned...

O-Boring about to become president...

And the BS section is shorter that Kelsy's dick after a swim in a cold Colorado river...

Is BS doomed???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 07:53 PM

Not with MOAB around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM

No way, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 09:12 PM

Look at what we have been given and be thankful:

Congress
A whole new US administration
US State governments
US City governments
US County governments
The whole government, at every level, in the UK
The French
The Scots
Californians
Paris Hilton
Opera
Christo
Wannabees
The World Economy
Giant Squids
Nature
People who spell funny, like the Welsh and the UKers
Banjo players
Accordionists (which always sounds like a bunch of perverts)
Slugs
All sorts of football
Baseball
Basketball
Curry

And so very, very much more. Why are you sad? Rejoice!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 09:16 PM

Rapaire-

Working at a library certainly gives you a warped perspective.

There are many of us (MSNBC and SNL included) who will sorely miss the Bush Administration.

But the world couldn't afford four more years of Republican blundering, and we should be grateful that Obama won even if it is boring.

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: ranger1
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 09:21 PM

Not to mention tiny little nuns and the other hideobilia that SINSULL seems to recieve with regularity.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 09:25 PM

I did not say that I would miss the Bushies. I said we would soon have a whole new administration for the BS section. BOBERT said he would miss them. I don't think I'll miss the Bushies at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 10:40 PM

Bobert, old pal, I was beginning to think BS WAS doomed, because so much of it was about Bush, Obama, Palin etc, and not enough about slugs, chilli, cats, and much of the other stuff Rapaire notes.
It may be that many of the bullshit-artists are non-American, and can't contribute much about those politicians.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Gurney
Date: 28 Nov 08 - 10:41 PM

That came out more seriously than it was intended to.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Joe Offer
Date: 29 Nov 08 - 12:12 AM

We moved the popular Walkaboutsverse threads down to the BS section to make things a little more interesting down here...


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Amos
Date: 29 Nov 08 - 12:17 AM

Given the infrastructure--the insane entanglement of a trillion souls plastered to the gasping surface of one thin blue marble of planet in the hip pocket of a third rate galaxy on the outer rim of nowhere, simultaneously asserting their pre-eminence in the Universe and their unflagging Rightness in all things--I kinda suspect there will always be plenty of source material for BS artists to play on.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Nov 08 - 05:25 AM

"We moved the popular Walkaboutsverse threads down to the BS section to make things a little more interesting down here... "
hahahahahahahahahahaheheeheeehehehehheeehehhehehheeeeeheehheehhehhohohohohohohohoohohooohooohoohooohoohoohohooho.
Oh please Joe stop, my ribs hurt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 10:30 AM

Well, what??? About three BS threads going this mornin'???

I rest my case...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 04:18 PM

Keep it up and I'll sell you in the Auction too!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Jeri
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM

Threads drop off the main page after 24 hours since the last post. Mudcat's been down, so no posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,The Reverand Nostrilsarmpits
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 04:20 PM

In the fields of Mudcat, Two great armies shall assemble three times Near the MOAB shore or Versian Gulf. The folkies on land shall tumble. For forty hours the site will not be seen. For forty hours it will be seen every day. The dry wit will grow more parched, and there will be great floods when it is seen. When the eyes go red, and the fingers wander aimlessly across letters of forgotten wisdom, then shall Josephus Dedi declare satis, and at last denique bovis excretum.

Rev. N. A.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 04:53 PM

Interesting that RangerI should bring up tiny nuns. Freddie has unearthed the mother lode somewhere in the house and keeps bringing them to me as gifts. I hate you all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 05:55 PM

Where else can we compare our spatulas, if BS goes?
Skipy
& what about the welks!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 05:57 PM

Danged good point, Skip...


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 06:59 PM

You mean Lawrence and his kinfolk?


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Amos
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 08:18 PM

Lawrence is a soft-shelled Welk. I think Skipy was thinking about hard-shelled ones.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Ron Davies
Date: 30 Nov 08 - 08:21 PM

Just wonderful, Rev. N. A.   Here's hoping you're a permanent addition to the dramatis personae.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 01:35 AM

There is one previous reference to the Reverand Nostrilsarmpits here on 10 May 10:03, but apart from that he is a legendary yet solitary mystic who seldom shows his keyboard.


freda


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:19 AM

I can't believe no-one has mentioned my tits.

They're being picky this week. I couldn't get hold of their favourite food so had to buy an alternative - ordinary white sunflower seeds... waddaya know but I found their favourite black sunflower seeds the following day, so bought some of that as well (yes, I know, I spoil my tits).

AnnieHoo.... On Saturday I loaded up the two feeders and put their favourite in the feeder they use least, and the other in the one they use most.

Today the first feeder is half empty and the second untouched... I have racists tits.

Perhaps it is true what they say - that 'once you've had black, you'll never go back'.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Keith A of Hertford
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 03:46 AM

So, you are getting your tits out for the threads!
Thanks Liz.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:49 AM

"Is BS Doomed???"

Nope - since WAV became a permanent fixture...


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 05:12 AM

Racist tits?????!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Surreysinger
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 08:35 AM

Gosh Liz - haven't seen mention of your tits for some time - glad to see you've still got them out in the open!!! LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 10:52 AM

I'm keeping a careful eye on them, as they appear to have competition from the sparrows who have developed the knack of hanging off the feeders like the tits do... now I have no problems with them doing that, they're entitled to food after all, but they're pushing the tits out and I worry for the little things.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: GUEST,Ralphie
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 11:06 AM

It's the squirrels that I've got a problem with...My tits are lovely but scared. And as for the poor old Robin....Well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 11:28 AM

Should I start a new thread about my tits? It's been a while, people might be getting concerned about their absence....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 11:35 AM

Will there be photos on the thread, Liz???

(choruses of "Yes, PLEEEEZE!" could be heard from all ye Mudcat Men gathered round the screen)


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:02 PM

There are many other things that haven't been heard from in a coon's age.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: MMario
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 04:07 PM

Haven't had a good discussion of that ilk in a long time. Of course, that's probably because the ilk migration patterns have been distupted by the Dutch conspiracy to rule the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 05:12 PM

At last a single page on the net that contains a link between whelks & spatulas

www.arch.dcr.state.nc.us/subsist/zoo-wood.htm - 19k

Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 05:27 PM

Sure, sure -- a 404 error.


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Subject: RE: BS: Is BS Doomed???
From: skipy
Date: 01 Dec 08 - 05:37 PM

Type   whelk spatula    into google
Skipy


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