Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: dick greenhaus Date: 09 Feb 09 - 05:49 PM Golden Wedding Day The Good Boy Silver Threads (the original, not the parody quoted above) |
Subject: Lyr Add: GONE HOME (Bill Carlisle) From: Kenny B (inactive) Date: 09 Feb 09 - 07:11 PM Hi Fossil "Get away old man get away" is in the digitrad under G as "Get away old man" The songs "Last train to Glory" and Gone Home ASB John Herald of the Green Brial Boys lyrics & Music by Bill Carlisle All of my friends that I loved yesterday Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) The songbird that sings in the dale seems to say Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) Chorus…., They've joined the heavenly fold They're walking the streets of pure gold They left one by one As their work here was done Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) Life here is lonely since they've gone before Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) The old weeping willow that stands by the door Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) [chorus] All of my friends that I loved yesterday Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) The songbird that sings in the dale seems to say Gone home (they have gone home) Gone home (they have gone home) [chorus] From the review of Johm Heralds CD "Roll on John" Gone Home - a song by Bill dealing with the passing on of good friends. A quite powerful song and not at all maudlin. According to the notes, Herald first heard this song performed by Flatt & Scruggs, but had the song also in a copy of the Bill Clifton Song Book put out in the fifties. Kenny B |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Joe_F Date: 09 Feb 09 - 07:46 PM doc.tom: I apologize to the shades of Cyril Tawney & Ewan MacColl, of blessed memory, for confusing them. |
Subject: Lyr Add: FREEWHEELING (Jim Reid) From: Tattie Bogle Date: 09 Feb 09 - 08:30 PM First heard this in my early 40s, when 50 (half a hunner) seemed awfully old: now it really seems quite juvenile! You can change the age to suit any level of Old Fartdom too! FREEWHEELING by Jim Reid I'm getting ower the hill it seems, though my hert it still feels young, They say when half a hunner's here, your flings should a' be flung. But I've some flungs I've yet tae fling afore I ends ma days, And so I don't want to hear you say that "Old, he's past it" phrase. Chorus Freewheeling noo, Freewheeling noo, gets easier every day, Just tak it slow, where'er ye go, freewheeling doon the brae. I used tae climb the highest hill, I used tae dae sae weel, But the view is bonnie, e'en frae here, ye're jist as high as ye feel. Chorus Freewheeling noo, Freewheeling noo, gets easier every day, Just tak it slow, where'er ye go, freewheeling doon the brae. My eyes are gettin' dimmer noo, and specs I ought tae wear, But there's some things I see clearer noo, and ye cannae ask for mair. Chorus Freewheeling noo, Freewheeling noo, gets easier every day, Just tak it slow, where'er ye go, freewheeling doon the brae. We've a' tae go a different road, though it may seem hard sometimes, So let's try to help oor neebour tae get ower his stiffest climbs. Chorus Freewheeling noo, Freewheeling noo, gets easier every day, Just tak it slow, where'er ye go, freewheeling doon the brae. Freewheeling noo, Freewheeling noo, gets easier every day, Just tak it slow, where'er ye go, freewheeling doon the brae. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Jack Campin Date: 09 Feb 09 - 08:42 PM There are few verses of "Sucky bids me" adapted to love in an eventide home by Samuel Beckett, in "Malone Dies". They're all about going hand in hand to the cemetery. They manage to have it off by him folding his dick in half to get it in. Then she turns yellow and dies. I don't think Hallmark would have asked Beckett to design a Valentines card. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Gulliver Date: 09 Feb 09 - 09:32 PM "What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout" Author unknown (?). |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Gurney Date: 09 Feb 09 - 11:27 PM Kiwi one: Bushman's Lament/Rimu and Rata. English Trad. The Life of a Man. English trad-like. Wind Up My Clock. Not sure of the correct title of any of these, they're not in my repertoire. I could find out if anyone is interested. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: BB Date: 10 Feb 09 - 03:13 PM I think the last one is already mentioned above as 'Take Your Time' by Pete Munday. There's one called 'Time, Time, Time' that Jeff Wesley, amongst others, sings. Barbara |
Subject: Lyr Add: MY GOOD OLD MAN (from Burl Ives) From: Mo' Handy Date: 10 Feb 09 - 07:30 PM I suppose that My Good Old Man (Richard Dyer-Bennett, Burl Ives) qualifies as an old fart song. The anonymous author no doubt felt that one could be an old fart, even if dead. Maybe the fact that the woman does all the talking has something to do with it . . . Where are you a'going, my good old man? Where are you a'going, my honey, my lamb? Hunting. When are you coming back, my good old man? When are you coming back, my honey, my lamb? Saturday. Well, what do you want for your supper, my good old man? What do you want for your supper, my honey, my lamb? Eggs. Well, how many of 'em do you want, my good old man? How many of 'em do you want, my honey, my lamb? A bushel. But a bushel will kill you, my good old man. A bushel will kill you, my honey, my lamb. I don't mind. Well, where do you want to be buried, my good old man? Where do you want to be buried, my honey, my lamb? In the chimney corner. But the ashes will fall on you, my good old man. The ashes will fall on you, my honey, my lamb. Don't care if they do. Well, what are you going to do then, my good old man? What are you going to do then, my honey, my lamb? I'll haint ya. But a haint can't haint a haint, my good old man. A haint can't haint a haint, my honey, my lamb. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 11 Feb 09 - 05:35 PM Thanks for all these songs! What a great collection to listen to! Damn good work for old farts! (me too!) lol |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Joe_F Date: 11 Feb 09 - 08:41 PM "Time, gentlemen, time" surely also qualifies. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Charley Noble Date: 11 Feb 09 - 10:40 PM C. Fox Smith composed several poems that have been rendered into songs that would seem to qualify. Mariquita: click here for lyrics and MP3 sample! There's also "Admiral Dugout, " "Shipkeeper," and "Mainsail Haul." The ultimate old fart song might be "The Blow at Witch's Hole" which is somewhere in the Mudcat threads as a song challenge (Methane Sinks Ships). Cheerily, Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 14 Feb 09 - 09:04 AM "Mariquita: Thanks for the link. That's a really nice song, Charley. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Charley Noble Date: 14 Feb 09 - 09:21 AM Topical Tom- You're more than welcome! I'm not sure where I got the tune; it's a composite but I'm not sure where all the elements are from other than "Rosen the Beau." Charley Noble |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Midchuck Date: 14 Feb 09 - 09:33 AM "A Couple More Years", written by Shel Silverstein & Dennis Locorriere; recorded by Dr. Hook and by Willie Nelson. Peter |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Tattie Bogle Date: 26 Feb 09 - 09:13 PM Somebody sang this one at the Middle Bar Singers' winter reunion last weekend: here is is, sung by lyric author, John Conolly, obviously based on the "Hard Times of Old England" but now becomes "the Grumpy Old Men of Old England". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0joRysAQ84 |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Artful Codger Date: 26 Feb 09 - 11:27 PM "Old Friends" by Simon & Garfunkel - still chokes me up... And "Eleanor Rigby" (sp?) by the Beatles "On Board a 98"? |
Subject: Lyr Add: SHADY ACRES (Janis Ian) From: bobad Date: 26 Feb 09 - 11:48 PM Shady Acres Janis Ian So you've grown tired of your parents always hanging around Now they spoil your children and having grandparents is out Yes, and they raised you well but you wish to hell That they'd go away so you wouldn't have to pay for their food, Forget all the years when they paid for you. Chorus Send your mother to Shady Acres, send your father to Shady Acres, We'll take good care of them, you won't be aware of them, Send them to Shady Acres. Well if one of them's dead, don't worry your head, we have a matchmaker They can sit down and kvetch on the rest home steps while watching Green Acres Yes, if you don't want to visit, well there's no requisite We have foster sons and daughters to help all our boarders stop feeling blue Keep the checks coming and we won't bother you. Chorus Yes, here it's so peaceful, they die while they're sleeping, yes, right in their beds Now there's no need for worry, we have our own mortuary and a beautiful cemetery Yes, we are good people, who care for the feeble We've devoted or lives to the husbands and wives Who don't want their fathers around to be bothers So send 'em, we're respectable, and tax deductible. Final Chorus Send your mother to Shady Acres, send you father to Shady Acres, We'll take good care of them because we love them, Send them to Shady Acres. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: GUEST Date: 27 Feb 09 - 05:24 AM Is "The wind That shook The Barley" a REAL 'old fart' song? I'll get me incontinence pads Mike |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 27 Feb 09 - 08:15 AM OLDER'N EVERYBODY by Lou & Peter Berryman. OLD LOVE by Neal and Leandra. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 27 Feb 09 - 08:59 AM Thanks a lot, Jim, for that link to Lou and Peter Berryman singing "Older'n Than Everybody". I love their songs; always good for a laugh.Thanks also for all the neat songs contributed to this thread. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: GUEST Date: 27 Feb 09 - 11:37 AM Kieran Halpin's poignant 'Port of Call' No 60 year old sailor is wanted on the sea No 40 years of sailing will get them to agree....... And all those years of working were they worth it after all when there's only one more voyage just one more port of call Apologies if I've remembered the odd word incorrectly. |
Subject: Lyr Add: OLD FARTS IN CARAVAN PARKS (J Williamson) From: Jim Dixon Date: 27 Feb 09 - 12:45 PM Found in a blog: OLD FARTS IN CARAVAN PARKS John Williamson Oh, happy travellers are we, Around Australia in a caravan. The kids are gone. we have no plan. You navigate on your engine, man. Yes, happy campers are we. And king of the road are we. Up a mountain road we wind With a mile of traffic stuck behind. Two friendlier folk you wouldn't find. Oh, cheery old chooks are we. We hit the road and sold the home, Like a pair of drovers round we roam. No more winter and no more phone. We're wild and fancy free, And a pair of toilers are we. We'll pick fruit or prune a tree. Any old job, doesn't worry me. It'll cover our fuel and the camping fee. Frugal old farts are we. And a dear old chook are you, In your terry towelling dressing gown, The one you bought in the country town. Yours is pink and mine is brown. Threadbare old farts are we. Oh, jeez! We'll have to pull up again soon, darling. And a tidy little unit are we. Everything has a place to be: A jar of coffee and a tin of tea, A life for two but not for three. Oh, sexy old tarts are we. And we always camp just near the loo Cos I have to go at midnight too. Dribble dribble dribble dribble's all I do. Ah, over the hill are we. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: brezhnev Date: 27 Feb 09 - 05:54 PM leonard cohen's tower of song - "my friends are gone and my hair is grey, I ache in the places where I used to play..." |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 28 Feb 09 - 05:12 PM We've been down this road before, it seems: Songs about getting older? Songs about getting really old? Songs about young and old Songs about birthdays and/or age Searching For Retirement Songs Songs about getting really old - 2 Song for retirement party? Songs about retirement Geezer Music |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Genie Date: 01 Mar 09 - 03:23 AM I haven't yet figured out whether this song is about old songs about fart(s) (ing) or about songs for and by people who could be called old farts. ??? |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Artful Codger Date: 02 Mar 09 - 08:09 PM Then maybe senility's setting in, Genie. ;-} |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 02 Mar 09 - 11:26 PM The thread is the definition that you wrote plus songs ABOUT those who could be called old farts. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: catspaw49 Date: 02 Mar 09 - 11:53 PM Obviously more than a few old farts on this thread since several songs have multiple mentions with the subsequent posters seemingly noy realizing their song was already listed....>LOL>.....Sure sign of OFS (Old Fart Syndrome). One song with repeated mentions is "When You and I Were Young (Maggie)", a wonderful old chestnut which was also suggested by Sandy Paton as the greatest love song of all time on a long ago love song thread. It certainly fits both categories......... Aging and Love are powerful themes but when combined can be almost overwhelming..........I know that as I've gotten older its almost impossible to sing this one without tears......... And now we are aged and grey, Maggie The trials of life nearly done Let us sing of the days that are gone, Maggie When you and I were young. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Fossil Date: 03 Mar 09 - 03:02 AM Just re-visited this thread. Thanks JoeClones, there are the complete words to a song ("Get Away Old Man" - see above) that has been hovering in the back of my consciousness for more than 40 years now! Another one of the myriad reasons why I stay a Mudcatter! |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: BB Date: 03 Mar 09 - 12:19 PM That made me feel quite tearful. At Matt Armour's funeral last Thursday, his 80-year old sister Margaret spoke, and was saying that, at her birthday celebration, Matt sang 'When you and I were young, Maggie.' So not necessarily to be sung to a partner... Barbara |
Subject: Lyr Add: TOO POOPED TO POP (Chuck Berry) From: Trommel Date: 03 Mar 09 - 03:55 PM "Too Pooped to Pop", Chuck Berry Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha king He cha-chas when the band is playin' rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold. (Chorus): Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do the stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and its goin' to stray. Chicks told Casey, You better move man, This is only a one night stand Casey wasn't in time but he was dancin' awhile Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style. 2x Chorus Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip If you wanna keep your girl you'd better get hip Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: JennieG Date: 03 Mar 09 - 07:34 PM Not a song, but here is a poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph: When I am an old woman I shall wear purple With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells And run my stick along the public railings And make up for the sobriety of my youth. I shall go out in my slippers in the rain And pick flowers in other people's gardens And learn to spit. You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat And eat three pounds of sausages at a go Or only bread and pickle for a week And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes. But now we must have clothes that keep us dry And pay our rent and not swear in the street And set a good example for the children. We must have friends to dinner and read the papers. But maybe I ought to practice a little now? So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple. Cheers JennieG |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: BobKnight Date: 09 Mar 09 - 04:28 PM "Time Tears Awa'" a fine Scottish song, and a Country song from, I think, Toby Keith. "I'm Not As Good As I Once Was, But I'm As Good Once As I Ever Was." |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: BobKnight Date: 09 Mar 09 - 04:31 PM Sorry, that should be "Time Wears Awa'" |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: bseed(charleskratz) Date: 09 Mar 09 - 04:53 PM It's rather interesting that "When You and I Were Young, Maggie" was written by a man in his early twenties for his 19-year-old fiancee who was dying of tuberculosis. I don't think I saw a mention of John Prine's "Hello In There." And, of course, there is "Grammaw's in the Cellar": Oh, Grammaw's in the cellar Oh, Lordy, can't you smell her Bakin' biscuits on her damned old dirty stove In her eye there is some matter That keeps dripping in the batter And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose Down her nose Down her nose Yes, she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose In her eye there is some matter That keeps dripping in the batter And she whistles while the (sniff) runs down her nose Charles (one of the older farts around) |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Genie Date: 09 Mar 09 - 05:50 PM Codger: "Then maybe senility's setting in, Genie. ;-}" Nah. I think it set in a few years back, Codg. Ennyhoo, it seems we have songs written OF the old farts, BY the old farts, and FOR the old farts, right? Abe Lincoln would be so proud. (And, yeah, we do already have threads in all those categories, so I won't re-list the ones from those threads.) Gotta go. I have to go sing for and with a bunch of old farts (and a few not-so-old farts) at a nursing and rehab center this afternoon. (Somebody's sure to request "Baby Got Back.") |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Joe_F Date: 09 Mar 09 - 08:46 PM On reflection, I found the stanza about the ladies in "Time, Gentlemen, Time" to be mildly ungallant, or, as we now say, politically incorrect. So I have come up with the following ambisexual version: Here's to our limbs, our lusty young limbs, That used to put on such a show. Here's to our guts, our bosoms and butts -- What was it that made them grow? It was time &c. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 09 Mar 09 - 11:43 PM IMO one of the most moving tributes to love between "old farts" is "Stars in Their Crown" by Garnet Rogers. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 09 Mar 09 - 11:49 PM "Stars in Their Crown". Sorry! I just found that it was on utube. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: BK Lick Date: 10 Mar 09 - 05:33 AM Are You Tired Of Me Darling? Audio of Mother Maybelle, Sarah, and AP here. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: topical tom Date: 10 Mar 09 - 10:10 AM BK Lick: Beautiful! I have heard that song many times but I never realized that the Carter Family had sung it. |
Subject: ADD: Grumpy Old Men of Old England (Connolly/Meek) From: Ian Hendrie Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:25 AM The following was transcribed from John Connolly's excellent CD of the same name. This is the polite version. The last track on the CD is rather ruder. I suggest you buy the CD to get those words. The Grumpy Old Men of Old England John Connolly and Bill Meek Oh, we've come here tonight for to grouse and to groan We're senile delinquents outcast and alone And what we like best is a bloody good moan We're the grumpy old men of old England And we're glad to be grumpy old men Oh, we've played the 'Wild Rover' as years tumbled by We've chased all the women and made the sparks fly We still chase 'em now but we can't recall why We're the . . . Now we don't like loud music, iPod or CD Hip-hop or house, and between you and me We reckon that rap should be spelt with a 'c' We're the . . . Now we don't do IT and we don't go on-line 'Cos internet access can make you go blind Does broadband mean trousers with waist 49 For those . . . Now whether you like it or whether you'll not Soon digital TV will be what you've got There's a two digit signal that we like a lot We're the . . . Now we used to be hippies, long hair and no tie We'd smoke wacky baccy and gaze at the sky Now the old Stanner stair-lift is how we get high We're the . . . 24 hour drinking and round the clock beer Now our poor old bladder won't take it I fear 24 hour peeing is already her For the . . . Our cholesterol's high, our testosterone's low So off to the doctor's we grumpily go How they check our prostate you don't want to know We're the . . . So the tele's all crap and the weather is worse We sit by the fire and chunter and curse Can't even be bothered to finish this verse |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: MGM·Lion Date: 02 Nov 10 - 11:35 AM Another by Sydney Carter is There Isn't Much Fun For A Mixed-up Old Man; one of so many songs to the Villikins tune. It'as in the British Library archive sung by George Belton of all people! ~Michael~ |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: dick greenhaus Date: 02 Nov 10 - 12:22 PM There was Too Old to Cut The Mustard, magically recorded by Marlene Dietrich and Rosmary Clooney with harpsichord accompaniment. And my favorite, The Good Boy. Good Boy Lemuel F. Parton I have led a good life, full of peace and quiet I shall have an old age, full of rum and riot. I have been a good boy, wed to work and study I shall be an old man, ribald coarse and bloody. I have never slit throats, even when I yearned to. Never sang dirty songs that my fancy turned to. I have been a nice boy, and done what was expected I shall die and old bum, loved but unrespected. Recorded by Carl Sandburg |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: GUEST,Alan Whittle Date: 02 Nov 10 - 01:39 PM Found this one here http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song-midis/Farting_Contest.htm The Farting Contest Play MIDI The Farting Contest I'll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tease, Where all the best farters paraded the field, To compete in a contest for various shields. Some tighten their bumcheeks and fart up the scale, To compete for a cup and a barrel of ale, Whilst others whose arseholes are biggest and strongest, Compete in the section for loudest and longest. Now, this year's event had drawn quite a big crowd, And the betting was even on Mrs. McDowd, For it had appeared in the evening edition, That this lady's arse was in perfect condition. Now old Mrs. Jones had a perfect backside, Half a forest of hairs with a wart on each side, And she fancied her chance of winning with ease, Having trained on a diet of cabbage and peas. The vicar arrived and ascended the stand, And thus he addressed this remarkable band: "The contest is on as is shown on the bills, We've precluded the use of injections and pills." Mrs. Bingle arrived amid roars of applause, And promptly proceeded to pull off her drawers, For though she'd no chance in the farting display, She'd the prettiest bottom you'd see on this day. Now, young Mrs. Porter was backed for a place, Though she'd ovten been placed in the deepest disgrace, By dropping a fart on a Sunday in church, And disturbing the sermon of Reverend McGurch. The ladies lined up at the signal to start, And winning the toss, Mrs. Jones took first fart, The people around stood in silence and wonder, While her wireless transmitted gale warnings and thunder. Now Mrs. McDowd reckoned nothing of this, She'd had some weak tea and was all wind and piss, She took up her place with her arse opened wide, But unluckily s*** and was disqualified. Then young Mrs. Porter was called to the front, And started by doing a wonderful stunt, She took a deep breath, and clenching her hands, She blew the whole roof off the popular stands. That left Mrs. Bingle who shyly appeared, And smiled at the clergy who lustily cheered, And though it was reckoned her chances were small, She ran out a winner, outfarting them all. With hands on her hips she stood farting alone, And the crowd stood amazed at the sweetness of tone, And the clergy agreed without hindrance or pause, And said, "First to Mrs. Bingle, now pull up your drawers." But with muscles well-tensed and legs full apart, She started a final and glorious fart, Beginning with Chopin, and ending with Wing, She went right up the scale to God Save the King. She went to the rostrum with maidenly gait, And took from the vicar a set of gold plate, Then she turned to the vicar with sweetness sublime, And smilingly said, "Come see me sometime." XX |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: GUEST,Seonaid Date: 02 Nov 10 - 03:36 PM Here's a mixed bag, in no particular order: Golden Years Believe Me, if All Those Endearing Young Charms (and just about everything by Thomas Moore) Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny off a Bus Streets of London Seven Old Ladies Locked in the Lavat'ry Come Under My Plaidie |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Tattie Bogle Date: 02 Nov 10 - 09:10 PM A parody of "The Song of the Fishgutters" (sorry Ewan!) SONG OF THE BABY BOOMERS Chorus Come a' ye Baby Boomers, aye, it's come awa' wi' me, Frae Edinburgh and Glesga, and frae Perth and frae Dundee, Frae Lithgae and frae Aiberdeen an' a' the country roon, We're awa' tae hit the festivals, mak stooshies in yer toon. We dinna rise sae early noo, we're getting awfy lazy, But breakfast is at half-past eight, tae us that seems quite crazy, We've cool bags fu' o' chocolate, bottles o' wine and Snak-a Jacks, So we'll no be dying o' hunger when we tak oor late-night snacks. The journey's sometimes lang, but we get there in the end, We dinna dae the campin' noo, it'd drive ye roon the bend. We'd raither hae a comfy room wi' fine views o' the sea, So we're spending all oor pension on a fancy B & B. No sae early in the morning, but, aye, late intae the nicht, Your voice is getting croaky and you look an unco sicht, Ye'll be reaching for the Fishermen's Friends tae sook wi' morning tay, And you'll wish ye hadnae sung a thoosand sangs jist yesterday. Chorus There's mandolins and fiddlers there, and bodhrans and guitars, There's singers and there's diddlers, and folk propping up the bars, And you'll wish the Wild Rover had been slaughtered in great pain By the time that "No Nay Never" is being belted oot again. We're growing old disgracefully o' that there is nae doot, Rude slogans on oor T-shirts, and colourful breeks tae boot, We are the Baby Boomers, and Swinging Sixties too, So you'd best be on your guard when we come festivalling you. Chorus We've festivalled in Lerwick and in Stornoway and Lorient, And everywhere we've festivalled we ha'e the greatest carry-on, Whitby, Sidmouth, we've traivelled up and doon, But the very best festival o' all is here in (XXXXXX) toon. |
Subject: RE: Old Fart Songs From: Muttley Date: 03 Nov 10 - 12:40 AM Old Farts In Caravan Parks (mentioned) Father & Son (Stevens) Waltzing With Bears (alzheimers) Diamantina Drover The Old Bark Hut Flash Jack From Gundagai (inferred) Wrinkles (Williamson) A Bushman Can't Survive " Cootamundra Wattle " You And My Guitar " Another Williamson song I can't recall the title of that he wrote about an old lady travelling on the Indian-Pacific |
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