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Subject: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 31 Mar 09 - 08:32 AM Should have started this a week ago for the Equinox, but hey, I was busy, OK?! Inspired by this posting: Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Winter Holiday Tavern 2008 From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 08:20 AM It is mud season in Maine. Soon to be followed by summer - most likely July 22, this year. Then fall and winter again. I feel like we're in a rut. The same all thing every year. Had my oatmeal and coffee this morning. An apple later for a snack. maybe a bit of JD ont he rocks is in order. Janie, wake up! We are waiting for a story. I'll declare the Tavern open for Springlings. Spring is sprung, der grass is riz, I wonder where dem boidies is? The little boids is on the wing. But dat's obsoid, de wings is on de boid! (Wish I could either a) remember the author or b) get Wikipediment at work!) LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 08:44 AM And he enters, singingly, strumming on his twelve-string banjo-lute: Now is the month of Maying When merry lads are laying Fa la la la la la la la Repeat Each with his bonny lass Get-ting a little ass Lewdly sing cuckoo! Sidling up to the bar he asks for whisky and oatmeal. "Gotta keep the old ticker healthy," he says as he dunks his watch into the gluey mess. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 31 Mar 09 - 08:58 AM I've got several gross of Deviled MOA eggs back in the kitchen. A little spicy though. I think I shouldn't have used the poweder habeneros instead of paprika. The pickled Auk Eggs turned out great, though (pun intended!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Micca Date: 31 Mar 09 - 08:58 AM There was a young fellow from Gloucester (pronounced gloster) whose girlfriend had strayed and he'd loucester 'till he found on the grass the marks of her ass and the knees of the man who had toucester |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 09:10 AM Reminds me of Kendall singing The Haying Song - drink from the spring, get mud on your knees and make sure it's dry when you put it away. Guess I will start my own story...once, long ago, in atown up north, a strange puppy was born... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 31 Mar 09 - 09:25 AM I don't have a quarter. How about two dimes and a nickel? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 31 Mar 09 - 09:37 AM The smallest of a litter of six, in *most* ways he was a perfectly normal sample of beagle. But instead of the normal beagle colours and pattern he was tiger striped! And to make matters worse, he was tiger-striped in deep irish setter red on a black background! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 09:56 AM He was small and sickly and his mother would push him away when he tried to nurse. But still he survived. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 31 Mar 09 - 10:05 AM When people came in to look at the puppies the strange little puppy would hide in the darkest corner of the kennel. Because he had no white markings to give him away,he went un-noticed in the shadows for quite some time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Tinker Date: 31 Mar 09 - 10:54 AM One by one his litter mates left for new homes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 10:59 AM Finally, one day a man named Michael Vick bought him. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 31 Mar 09 - 11:21 AM *tiptoes to the bar and grabs a drink* (and a bowl of crisps) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 31 Mar 09 - 12:05 PM By coincidence, the man who bought the puppy shared a name with an infamous football player, but they were not one and the same. This particular Michael Vick was of the Vick's cough and cold remedy clan. He didn't even like American football. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 12:29 PM Nice save, BD. Whew! Another JD on the rocks, please. And put it on Bert's card. He'll hardly notice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 12:32 PM hmmmmm, she muses. The Jell-O pit is empty and I still have my copy of Moby Dick. Now all I need is a fire and a whale. I have always wanted to render down whale blubber... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 12:40 PM If only we had a blue whale...alive, alive-o. Like poor Molly Malone, in Dublin's fair city where girls are so pretty, where I first sank me fangs in sweet Molly Malone. That's how my old buddy Vlad used to sing it. He always said that she now wheels her wheelbarrow through crypts broad and narrow. Odd chap, Vlad. Haven't seen him since I invited him to a steak dinner. Just as well, I guess, he was always sticking his friends for the drinks. Said he was trying to cure his constant coffin. Another bloody Mary, please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 31 Mar 09 - 01:29 PM Unfortunately, the puppy would have been better off if the Michael Vick who purchased him had been the football player. If that were the case, he would only be starved, abused, and used in illegal dogfights. But the Michael Vick who did buy the puppy had far worse things in mind. Yes, his plans were to give the puppy a mega-dose of Vick's Nyquil and have him (shudder!!!) operate machinery! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 01:56 PM Shades of Dallas - the above was just a bad dream that the poor little tiger striped beagle had. IN REALITY, a nice lady from Maine fell in love with the little fella and took him back to her home in South Portland where Alice the Cat decided he must be one of her long gone kittens. She was happy to nurse him and cuddle him and include the little guy in all her kitty adventures. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 01:57 PM Is that the squid dangling from the rafters? Do squid render? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Micca Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:15 PM Sins It is clear from the above you have NEVER smelt the process of rendering down of whale blubber , or the extraction of Whale oil!!!! Your mention of it even Now, 40 years later made my stomach roll loudly and the contents endevour to make a rapid and involuntary exit through my throat!! I'll have a large(VERY Large) glass of the 1996 Marques de Riscal Rioja(you can tell it by the brass wire around the bottle) that someone is trying to hide behind the Chianti!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:34 PM Of course I have never smelt it - that's why I have always wanted to try it. If I knew how to do it I wouldn't need Moby Dick, would I? HARUMPH!!! I'll have what he's having with some ambergris on toast, thank you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Tinker Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:39 PM I will definately join them in a very grown-up repas... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:47 PM In Antarctica City, where the ice is so pretty I once spent the winter where chilly winds moan That burg is so boring We spent six months snoring The worst was I spent the whole winter alone! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:52 PM Penguins. We need more penguins around here. All sorts of penguins. Kings, Emperors, don't matter. Just lots more penguins. Lets see...if I open the South Door far enough.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 31 Mar 09 - 02:55 PM Where there are penguins, there are whales. Avast me maties! Thar she blows!!!! Oh shit - I have to kill it first, don't I? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 31 Mar 09 - 04:00 PM No, not if you don't want to and the whale will cooperate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Micca Date: 31 Mar 09 - 05:00 PM Sins , just threaten to kill it annd it will Blubber..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Apr 09 - 12:44 AM I have been rendered speechless by the descriptions of whale meat again... Anyhoo.... The puppy decided he wanted a name. Somehow 'Spot' just didn't seem to fit... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Ebbie Date: 01 Apr 09 - 01:12 AM Some idle (I almost wrote 'idol') here: When where there are penguins there are whales is a true statement. Why is not its reverse true? Why does the Antarctic have penguins but no polar bears? Why does the Arctic have polar bears but no penguins? Now if someone will pour me an Alaskan Amber (You do have Amber here, don't you?) I will subside. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Micca Date: 01 Apr 09 - 02:58 AM Ebbie because they can't get the wrappers off |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 09 - 08:17 AM Ebbie, Inuit history explains it all: There used to be penguins where there are polar bears, but the polar bears ate all of them. In the Old South (as the Inuit call it) the reverse happened. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 01 Apr 09 - 09:37 AM I can't kill Willy. Sigh! Maybe Freddie the Cat will do it for me. Maybe I can just render down some bacon...it was once a pig, wasn't it? You say that the battle is over You say that the war is all done Tell it to those with the wind in their nose Who run from the sound of a gun... Is lime Jell-O made form horses' hooves? I am seriously thinking of becoming a vegetarian... More JD on the rocks, please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 01 Apr 09 - 09:38 AM The puppy was named Fang. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Apr 09 - 11:03 AM The Arctic doesn't have penguins because it has puffins. The Antarctic doesn't have puffins because it has penguins. The two fill pretty much the same niche. If you've ever seen video footage of puffins feeding underwater, they swim almost as well as penguins. The main difference between the two, other than that puffins can still fly, is that penguins wear tuxedos while puffins wear clown suits. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 01 Apr 09 - 11:40 AM Fang stood for NewFangled. The puppy was actually the result of a secret government cloning project gone awry. Wonder if we should bring the Christmas Tree down from the rafters? Anyone seen the duck? No squid; no duck; not even that annoying mouse. I may just take Fang and go home. Shades of Cartman - "Screw you guys! I'm going home. No kitty! This is my Chocolate Covered Chicken nuggets." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 09 - 01:03 PM I have a pet Dire Wolf outside, if that helps any. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Apr 09 - 01:21 PM FANG is an acronym for "Far Above Normal Growth-rate". If you think a Great Dane puppy grows fast, you ain't seen nothin' yet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 09 - 01:24 PM I call him "Fuzzy-kins" because he's so cute and because he just ate a large, ugly, dog. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 01 Apr 09 - 01:57 PM Leave it to the government to clone a beagle and a tiger and expect to get something useful out of it. Anyway, Fang is still small, cute and cuddly. Alice continues to nurse him - must be because he is part kitty. Everything about him is normal except his insistant |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Apr 09 - 02:37 PM Everything about him is normal except his insistant popping in and out of normal three-dimensional existence in precise accordance with some of the more arcane theories of quantum physics. We're beginning to suspect that the "dog" used in the experiment which begat FANG was actually... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 09 - 03:04 PM Oh, no! Not... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Apr 09 - 04:13 PM Nah! Just a coincidence. Nothing to ge excited about here, folks. Move along, move along... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 01 Apr 09 - 04:16 PM Oh Christ. Give me a Devilled MOA Egg and Rapaire a sedative. And another JD on the rocks, please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 01 Apr 09 - 04:20 PM Rather have Talisker. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:04 AM Well, gang, sorry I can't be there but what with the unfortunate incident last year... [see the NYCFTTS thread , I can't bear to go over it all again...] RtS Patient#101 NYCFTTS former jello deliver person |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:06 AM Talisker jello...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:14 AM Pour me a cold one - one of them iced teas from New England will do perfectly.... I just reduced the butterflys bush from 15ft to 5ft.... the tits are not going to be happy. On the other hand... my neighbour is because now her beans will get the sun. So... I need somewhere to put my Army boots whilst my sawing arm cools down and that dog will just have to cross its legs or use the lamp post out front. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: frogprince Date: 03 Apr 09 - 12:24 PM Then take off your army boots And stay for awhile Your feet are hot and weary From a dusty mile And maybe I can make you laugh Maybe if I try I'm just lookin' for the evening And the morning in your eyes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: frogprince Date: 03 Apr 09 - 12:54 PM As soon as I posted that, I realized that I'd never heard Anderson himself sing "Thirsty Boots". So I headed for YouTube. I absolutely blissed out on this |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Tinker Date: 03 Apr 09 - 01:11 PM She walks in and shakes off the rain from beyond the eastern door. Bartender, something hot and mellow to shake off the dampness please. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 03:14 PM And through the reopened south door he lets in...PENGUINS! Hundreds of penguins, all fleeing the collapsing ice shelves of the Antarctic, and all heading for the bar! Off in a corner he chortles in his mulled ale.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 03:55 PM QUACK! QUACK QUACK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 04:07 PM Yes, mostly Jackass Penguins, but some Emperors and even some of the rare Patagonian Flying Penguins...and they all have diarrhea (or so it seems from the penguin poop rapidly accumulating. And he just chortles in his beer.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Joe_F Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:21 PM One swallow doesn't make a summer, but a few pints will help in the meantime. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:30 PM And he sings Please don't slip in the penguin shit The penguin shit, the penguin shit, Please don't slip in the penguin shit, You'll be sorry if you do. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 03 Apr 09 - 08:45 PM Why do we always end up in the bathroom?????? I am taking a seat in the booth at the back. JD on the rocks with a twist. NO shit; not urine; no penguins. I have a gun - it is legal in Maine. I will take an auroch steak done medium rare with a baked potato (butter on the side) and a huge salad with blue cheese dressing. Add a nice glass of Bardolino and put it all on Bert's tab. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Janie Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:06 PM I ain't gittin' anywhere near that jello pit. No Sir! Mr. Squid is one thing, but Barry might be lurking in there somewhere. A girl cain't be too careful. Know what I mean? HA! And ya'll didn't even know I was here, I was so well hid myself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Janie Date: 03 Apr 09 - 09:10 PM errr Barry? He is a slippery sneak indeed! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Apr 09 - 02:09 AM Penguin egg omelette for breakfast, what a treat! And all that penguin poop has got to be good for the roses, what with the high fish meal content... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Geoff the Duck Date: 04 Apr 09 - 06:46 AM Did I hear someone Quack? I was a bit far away *************** so haven't been in the wardrobe that opens into here for a while. Why does it stink of fish and penguin poop? Quack! GtD. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 Apr 09 - 07:34 PM Because the duck was busy elsewhere?! Fill me up again, I need to keep my strength up for Limpit's piano lesson tomorrow (well, later today really, now....) because if her practice was anything to go by, the lesson is going to be an ordeal for me! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 05 Apr 09 - 10:30 PM God Damn It! I said Medium Rare with a baked potato on the side! What is this crap?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Apr 09 - 02:10 AM Gimme something hard and strong please... had another disturbed night - this time due to my bloody sister sending me a text message at bloody 3.00am! You really think that after 20+ years living in the southern hemisphere, she would know what the fecking time difference is! And yes, I know I could turn my mobile phone off at night, but I don't. I have a pathological need to know people can contact me in an emergency without waking the whole house. Trouble is, my sister has a strange idea of what is an emergency and what isn't. Last time she waited 3 days to tell me that my mother was in hospital. Last night was the 'I think you better try to get over here' call, that could have waited 4 hours for either of us. Not a lot I can do until the bank opens at 9, so telling me at 3 just gave me a sleepless night. Ho hum... off to check up on cheap flights now, to see if it's even worth approaching the bank. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 06 Apr 09 - 07:57 AM It's worth approaching the bank. That way you can be certain the sign on the door reads "Closed -- Out Of Money" instead of something else. Go. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 06 Apr 09 - 11:09 AM I went to my bank this morning. The computers were down, the phones weren't working nor the ATMs. I made a deposit and discovered that they had put the wrong amount in the wrong account. I tried to call but...yup, the phones are down. So no I have an extra $500 in my account. Which in no way rectifies the steak situation. What is this glop????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Apr 09 - 01:38 PM Same here Sins... a fire not too far away took out an electrical sub-station, which in turn has taken out part of the telephone system. No phones, no computers at the bank so a queue out the door - although the 'hole in the wall' things were working... go figure! I really really need that drink now... we're leaving next Monday on Dubai airlines. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 06 Apr 09 - 02:49 PM Before you go, would you please see if you can stop the penguins from hanging on the rafters about the ceiling fans? I know they enjoy it, but it's really hitting the fans. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MAG Date: 06 Apr 09 - 03:35 PM Oboy, sounds like folks are having those weeks already. It is an absolutely stunningly gorgeous day here today and I will bring some of it in right here through the western door. Blue sky, 70 degrees, pouring down sunshine. y'know, that thermonuclear stuff we still have not harnessed near well enough. Now, if only I had an alternative source of income to my job ... Yeah, a stiff one before I have to go back tomorrow. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 07 Apr 09 - 12:52 PM Those aren't penguins, Rap. They are nuns, short nuns. All escaped from a retreat at a local center - local to the east door anyway. Someone got into the communion wine and...well, there you go. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:17 PM Does anyone know the correct ratio when you substitute MOA eggs for regular eggs in a meringue recipe? I'm trying to make a Kiwi Pavlova and we're out of hen's eggs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:24 PM I believe it is 1 tablespoon of sugar to every 1/2 cup of egg whites. Beat until glossy - the nuns can help you there. They have had lots of practice. Can you believe it - Sister Blister has the squid wrapped up in a chain of rosary beads. They seem to be planning a take over. DUCK! Incoming! That crucifix nearly took out the Laproiagh! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:28 PM Duck? I could have sworn that was a grebe...though I admit there wasn't much time to observe it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 07 Apr 09 - 01:48 PM GEEZ I was so startled I misspelled Laphroiag. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Apr 09 - 06:41 PM Committing grebeous bodily harm there? Only a loon would try that within heron distance of the Squid... you know he'll want to join in. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Bert Date: 07 Apr 09 - 06:56 PM OK. OK!!! Y'all remember me when ya need my card but when it's my birthday you ignore it completely. So I'll have a pint of scrumpy from each and every one of yas. Line 'em up along the bar here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Apr 09 - 07:04 PM BERT!!! Long time no see... didn't even KNOW it was your birthday... have a happy day dear, last time I saw you I was stuck in the ladies and you had a date with a jello pit... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 07 Apr 09 - 08:09 PM How's Ernie? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:42 PM Bert? Thank heavens! Someone put this vile mess in front of me and wants me to believe it is a steak medium rare with a baked potato on the side with a salad. It is green Jell-O. They know it . And i know it. How about a fry up? That would go so well with my 5th JD on the rocks with a twist...(Urp)...Happy Birthday, by the way. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 07 Apr 09 - 09:56 PM HOT DAMN!! Calf fries!!! Rocky Mountain oysters!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MAG Date: 07 Apr 09 - 11:18 PM A Henesseys double, please ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MMario Date: 07 Apr 09 - 11:37 PM Hipplyote Bartdays Bert! You know we care about more then yur Gold Simmolion Card - there's also the Pig song.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: GUEST,LTS pretending to work Date: 08 Apr 09 - 07:28 AM (said with due sense of impending doom and trepidation...) Pig song? What pig song? LTS (at work so make it a voddy and coke so the boss won't twig...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 21 Apr 09 - 03:43 PM Quietly creeping in from the Exit leading to the NYCFTTS, SINSULL sits at the bar and whispers "JD on the rocks with a twist". She muses "I honestly thought that letting him get crucified would make him happy. But NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Braveheart my ass. He is whining little snot." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Apr 09 - 02:38 AM Large gin and something please... have just eaten the most enormous portion of chicken fried rice.... belly go pop bang. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 22 Apr 09 - 08:03 AM You're headed for the loo, are you? I'll get the Crisco. Mario - the hacksaw. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 22 Apr 09 - 09:49 PM Quietly, he opens the door to the ladies' and lets the penguins in. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: MAG Date: 23 Apr 09 - 08:21 PM Here is the door from the West, bringing in floods of bright sunshine. Anybody up for a plant swap? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Apr 09 - 03:02 AM Mmmm penguins..... bring on the gin! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: Rapparee Date: 24 Apr 09 - 08:42 AM SURE! I'll swap you an old cement plant for a picturesque old fish processing plant! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat First (or No) Quarter Tavern From: SINSULL Date: 24 Apr 09 - 08:58 AM A co-workers neighbor solved her dying privet problem - she spray painted her dead shrubs green. Very tasteful. |
