BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes

Subject: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 03 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM

Or having too much time on one's hands.....

Mary, Mary antiquary
How can you look so well?
With botox shots, and rouge from pots,
And your eyesight shot to hell.
                      JotSC


Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,
They fled the pasture hasty.
It's quite well known they won't come home.
They'll never be mutton tasty.
                      JotSC

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 07:29 AM

Little boy blue, now where have you gorn.
You're not in the barley, you're not in the corn.
You're not in the barn & you're not in the dairy.
Are you under the haystack with Mary Mary?

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Joe_F
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 09:00 PM

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And other female symbols.

Jack be quick, Jack be nimble,
Jack jump over the phallic symbol.

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: GUEST,Neil D
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 11:53 AM

Little Miss Muffet
Told the spider to stuff it
She said get outta my way
Then she stepped on that spider
When it sat down beside her
Saying there bitch, have a nice day.

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 12:13 PM

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the candle....

ooops!!!

Jacqueline be nimble....

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
--And one damn Petunia!

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Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: jeffp
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 01:05 PM

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over the candlestick.
Jack jumped high,
The flame was higher
Oh my God! Great Balls of Fire!!

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 03:59 PM

Check out George Carlin... from the LP "Toledo Window Box".

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7XKAJMEYb8

For the lazy.

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:21 PM

Hmmmm... made me think of Carlin... now, my Friday night will be semi-wasted on YT listening to George. But, what a way to get wasted.

Subject: RE: BS: Riffs on Nursery Rimes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 09:03 AM

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie
he stuck in his thumb,
but instead of a plum
he squirted the juice in his eye.

Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb,
but I've never.....

Why do all nursery rhymes fit to the tune of ''''I love to go a wandering, fallaree etc.