Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: gnu Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:28 PM Yo Sap.... ain't seen ner heard a you in a dog's age. Hope the rails treat you well. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:06 PM DId international folk dancing for 3 hours yesterday on the ferry to the San Juan Islands and back to Anacortes. Beautiful trip, wonderful dancing. A lot of the non-dancing passengers watched an clapped, cheering us on and some of them got ino the dancing also! Still high on that - very much alive on this glorious Whidbey day! Tomorrow? Who cares? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: sapper82 Date: 28 Jun 09 - 03:36 PM Well, as much as I feel like death warmed up, I think I'm still alive! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: VirginiaTam Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:25 AM Exactly BillD. Why the flip does rheumatoid arthritis gotta make you feel like your whole body is one giant raging tooth ache every morning? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bill D Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:17 AM Couple in their early 60s, in bed one morning....he wakes up feeling a bit 'romantic' and puts his arm around his wife. She doesn't move, but says in a hushed tone, "Dun't touch me!" "What?" "Dun't touch me!" "Und vy I shouldn't touch you?" "Dun't touch me...I'm dead!" "What? Dun't be silly...you're talking to me!" "No...I'm dead." "Und vhat makes you tink you're dead?" "I must be dead....nutting hoits!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 28 Jun 09 - 11:11 AM Oi! Jackson! It's just a big fat size 20 full stop! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Jun 09 - 10:58 AM No! Wait! I'm not dead yet! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:18 AM $-) ;< Hmm can't find a symbol for a black eye!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:15 AM I'm still here too, let's see if I can get any work out of her today. ;( |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: VirginiaTam Date: 28 Jun 09 - 06:03 AM I wished I was dead when I woke this morning. If ya can wish then ya must still alive right? The DVD player says "Hello" and "Bye" My DVD hardrive says "Welcome" and I had a microwave that said "Enjoy" when it finished the popcorn cycle. My laptop tends to react negatively to my emotional state, becoming more uncooperative the more agitated i become with it. It is good to know that our technology is so (err) life affirming. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 28 Jun 09 - 05:43 AM SHIT!!It's happend again............... I don't want to do any more decorating. I am not sure I feel alive yet but hey ho as I'm here best get on. Any one want a newly decorated house in Wales! Jillie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 09 - 03:21 AM Well, the busy day took it's toll, as did the following one. Today I am having doubts about my original posting.. I think I'm mostly dead, but the important bits are still functioning.. if a little too fast at times. Still, lunch with a gorgeous man and chocolate later, so better start reading from that big Egyptian book I have here somewhere.... LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Joybell Date: 28 Jun 09 - 02:50 AM My computer says hello to me by name and several web-sites where I've ordered stuff do too, so I guess it's still me here and alive. The DVD player says "Hello" and "Bye" but it doesn't use my name. Don't know what that means. Cheers, Joy |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jun 09 - 10:39 PM Good ol' Emily Dickinson, brightening up everyone's day.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jun 09 - 09:36 PM I almost died of shock when I heard that Winona had been arrested for shoplifting, but that was a long time ago. I've gotten over it. I hope she has too, cos I still like her as much as ever. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: jeddy Date: 27 Jun 09 - 09:25 PM this morning i was dead but"me alive again" (in a fake jamaican accent) fab line from UK series bad girls j xx |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: catspaw49 Date: 27 Jun 09 - 08:18 PM I just took the evening edition of my nine different prescription drugs a day and I am proud to paraphrase the DuPont folks when I say I am "barely living through chemistry!" Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: frogprince Date: 27 Jun 09 - 08:15 PM Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 27 Jun 09 - 08:07 PM off to bed now - will I be spared? Ah but from what I hear you say. Life or decorating? ni ni Jillie |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Paul Burke Date: 27 Jun 09 - 06:58 PM Will you miss me when I'm gone? Should I hit you while you're here? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 27 Jun 09 - 06:14 PM Great stuff from Miss Dickinson. Oh, I'm still here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Bill D Date: 27 Jun 09 - 05:12 PM Emily Dickinson - Because I could not stop for Death -- Because I could not stop for Death -- He kindly stopped for me -- The Carriage held but just Ourselves -- And Immortality. We slowly drove -- He knew no haste And I had put away My labor and my leisure too, For His Civility -- We passed the School, where Children strove At Recess -- in the Ring -- We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain -- We passed the Setting Sun -- Or rather -- He passed Us -- The Dews drew quivering and chill -- For only Gossamer, my Gown -- My Tippet -- only Tulle -- We paused before a House that seemed A Swelling of the Ground -- The Roof was scarcely visible -- The Cornice -- in the Ground -- Since then -- 'tis Centuries -- and yet Feels shorter than the Day I first surmised the Horses' Heads Were toward Eternity -- |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Waddon Pete Date: 27 Jun 09 - 05:00 PM .....operating successfully within all known parameters........... Nothng can possiby go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Janie Date: 27 Jun 09 - 12:51 PM Will you miss me when I'm gone? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: WalkaboutsVerse Date: 27 Jun 09 - 12:39 PM I'm still here-abouts. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: gnu Date: 27 Jun 09 - 12:24 PM Aeried out, BE? BTW... glad to see you are still alive. There were rumours, you know. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: BaldEagle2 Date: 27 Jun 09 - 11:13 AM I have been away for awhile, but have recently returned, suitably refreshed. (Still gotta relearn how not to send a post until you have typed in the message ...) Regards BE2 |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: BaldEagle2 Date: 27 Jun 09 - 11:11 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Newport Boy Date: 27 Jun 09 - 10:21 AM Bits of me are gone - appendix, tonsils, one hip, half a lung, and part of a knee soon. That's not bad for 73 - at that rate I'll be 150 before the majority is dead. Phil |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Rapparee Date: 27 Jun 09 - 10:20 AM I shall have a refreshing drink. Perhaps an ice-cold, refreshing Coca-cola. Or a whiskey and water. Whatever refreshes more. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: GUEST,Guest "Jacko" Date: 27 Jun 09 - 10:01 AM Refre......(damn!!!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dead Horse Date: 27 Jun 09 - 09:53 AM I'm dead. And horse. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Uncle_DaveO Date: 27 Jun 09 - 09:47 AM I consulted my Beautiful Wife, and she tells me I'm not dead yet. (What a relief!) Dave Oesterreich |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: VirginiaTam Date: 27 Jun 09 - 09:42 AM I brought a friend who has a keen interest in watching this thread. He really is a jolly fellow though a bit peculiar. anthropomorphic personification |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: GUEST,Dani Date: 27 Jun 09 - 08:23 AM heading out for a run this morning, so not dead yet. Dani |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: gnu Date: 27 Jun 09 - 05:32 AM I tried that site, DMcG. Gotta get some stuff done... quick! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: skarpi Date: 27 Jun 09 - 04:52 AM jájá madur lifandi , ekki daudur ekki ennþa´en þad styttist :Þ not dead but the way is gettin shorter .............. kv Skarpi Iceland . |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: DMcG Date: 27 Jun 09 - 04:26 AM Using this site and a calculator, I estimate I am 67% dead. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Eye Lander Date: 27 Jun 09 - 04:18 AM BUGGER! As I live and breath, there's more bloody decorating to do! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Andy Jackson Date: 27 Jun 09 - 04:02 AM I kick therefore I must be alive. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Georgiansilver Date: 27 Jun 09 - 03:53 AM Please tell me I need not a thread, To let me know that I am dead. Though to refresh I'll surely strive, As I am here and so alive!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: open mike Date: 27 Jun 09 - 03:46 AM i am dead on my feet... well, sitting on another bodypart besides feet. but have an early morning gig, so must close my eyes the rest of the way soon. hope i open them again in the morning. ads below say "dead of alive" celebrities rumoured to be dead |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Jun 09 - 02:31 AM I'm mostly not dead.. which is a good thing. However, I've got a busy day ahead so the situation may change. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker Date: 27 Jun 09 - 12:06 AM 5.00 am UK time cant find any more Glastonbury on the telly.. 1 litre left; i'm a good 6 months youngr than Jacko and still determined to try to outlive him.. poor daft sod.. he should have haad a daily life preserving dose of zummerzet zider.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Dorothy Parshall Date: 26 Jun 09 - 11:52 PM Just had great walk on beach with scuzzy dog. I am superlatively alive! |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: olddude Date: 26 Jun 09 - 10:56 PM I pick therefore I am |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: wysiwyg Date: 26 Jun 09 - 10:33 PM Perka-a-purr-ka-purrrr.... ~S~ |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Janie Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:52 PM "I ain't dead yet. No, I ain't dead yet." Not even comatose,, though possibly boring ;^) |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: Little Hawk Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:39 PM I'm not dead yet in the usual sense that people mean by "dead". That is, my present body is still alive and functioning and being governed by my living being. Good enough? |
Subject: RE: BS: Please refresh if you are not dead (yet) From: GUEST,Loooooooooong John Sliver Date: 26 Jun 09 - 09:17 PM I am dead, so I can't refresh? Ya miserble scurvy bilge rat! Tryin ta tell ME what I can and cannot do, are ye? Well, when ye cross over the line I'll hang ye by yer queue from the mainmast and practice cutlass on ye, ye landlubberly tub of scouse! |