BS: Vintage Stuff

Subject: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:02 PM

I have friends who collect vintage glass, some furniture, clothing etc .. We all admire vintage instruments, everyone is looking for vintage.

Last night home alone all week, I ate some vintage leftovers from my frig.. I am here to tell you, not all vintage is a good thing !

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:08 PM

I can't even deal with the cheeses which are SUPPOSED to look & smell like that.

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:19 PM

Note to Self:
clean out frig today, if green in color, don't eat it ..

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Ebbie
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:21 PM

lIME jello is green, olddude.

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM

Cleaning the Refrigerator (with MIDI tune)

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM

Ebbie, there is a cruel side to you ! LOL
now I have to hug the porcelain again ..

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:29 PM

When I was young and single, always eating out and all that, my fridge went for months without opening. We then had a power failure from an ice storm that lasted 6 days.   A month or so later, I duct taped the fridge door shut and threw the whole thing out. I had no intention of opening that thing.........

Here's a tip Dan......If its green, its either very new lettuce or very old bacon.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:30 PM

Havin a chat with God on the Great White Telephone?

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:32 PM

If it looks like any of these photos, probably you shouldn't eat it, Dan.

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:41 PM

LOL, yup gnu, I was a talkin to him all night ... Peace and Spaw
good advice ...

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:42 PM

Little Penicillium Notatens never hurt anyone. Shucks, the doctors would charge you big buck$ for what you can get for free out of your frig.

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 01:50 PM

Rapaire,
your glass is always half full, make me look on the bright side. Maybe I can bring the rest to the docs and sell it ... never thought of that. Hell people are running ads on TV about colon cleanse ... I can give them something free of charge ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 02:00 PM

**pedant alert**

the...ummm...more genteel contraction for refrigerator is "fridge"

(yes, I see how the original is spelled)

**end pedant alert**

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 02:06 PM

Sorry. I meant to say, "phrij".

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 02:22 PM

I am half way finished writing a new song called
"if it is green in color don't eat it"

I will post it when I get it finished ... lOL
something has to come out of this experience other than the obvious

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 09 - 03:58 PM

OK here is the song I wrote just now LOL

if it is green in color don't eat it

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 07:01 AM

good one, olddude, a universal truth!

God mightn't have made chickens green in colour, but The Shiny Bum Singers know all about colourful stuff in fridges -

The office fridge is full of slime,
No-one has cleaned it in our time,
The shelves a feast of green and grey -
And what's that lurking in the tray?

scroll down for words to "The Office Fridge" (tune - The Red Flag)

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 09:30 AM

Sandra
that was great thanks for the link ... still laughing ...
wonderful

Dan

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 10:06 AM

The Bums on Youtube for a few more laughs.

Occasional Mudcatter Canberra Chris is the bloke with the black & white beard.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 12:19 PM

I repeat - Damn Fool! Never eat old chicken.

We empty the office fridge once a month and clean it. Depite days of warning, someone always leaves a week of lunches there on clean out night. It all GOES! Containers and all. The alternative is blue, purple and green mold that no one will claim as their own.

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 01:10 PM

And all that mold could be used to reduce your employer's health care costs.

Hmph!

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM

Mary
I was hungry honest it looked OK .. so what if it was in there since the ice age LOL ... didn't smell bad ... well with these allergies maybe it did, I wouldn't know ... LOL ... yup fool is the right word. Dang experience is a hard teacher first it gives you the tests then it give you the lessons ... LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 03:45 PM

I dunno' Dan......Maybe you ought to write a song about NOT EATING CHOCOLATE for awhile too...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 04:19 PM

good idea Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Vintage Stuff
From: olddude
Date: 12 Jul 09 - 05:02 PM

I figured after the dumbest move I have done in a long time I should write the dumbest song anyone has heard in a long time LOL to share the fun ... help me with the chocolate one Spaw it could be called balls of chocolate