BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM

Okay.....no need to beg you jackass........Happy Birthday!

To the rest of you.......The friggin' hilljack started this phony thread in the hopes of someone noticing it was HIS birthday! So here ya' go .........geeziz..........


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:45 PM

Yeah. Happy Birthday, Rita. You too, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM

Spaw, I already wished him happy birthday on the other thread! Geez, make me do twice the typing!

Happy birthday Bobert. In your honor, I will play my Sidewalk Bob CD on my way to work tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Peace
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:50 PM

I agree with Tami. Now I've said Happy Birtday TWICE to Bobert. Ain't gonna say it at all next year.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:52 PM

No matter. As long as I get to wish Rita a happy Bday.

Oh, yeah, you too Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 08:59 PM

So I have to take back my Unbirthday wish?
Happy Birthday, you damn fool.
Enjoy!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 09:34 PM

Happy Birthday backatcha, Spawzer...

Oh, and a happy one to ya, Rita, and if I might say, yer not lookin' a day over 17 to me...

BTW, someone here is Sept. 5th other than Rita, me and the Spawzer... So fess the heck up before it's too late!!! I will find you if it takes me a hunnert years fir gettin' me in the mess... I swear I will... I'll track you down like a bllodhound... Get my ass in this kinda pickle on my friggin' birthday, will ya... Yeah, if I gotta get Charlie Chan and Boston Blackie we're gonna finda ya... Like that Northwest Mounty we'll bring you to justice... I don't care if yer draggin' a diaylsis machine from cave to cave in the back woods of Wes Ginny... I know all them caves... Ha... I know caves that bats don't even know about... Make a fool outta me on my birthday, will ya??? Hey, I got connections... Ya' ever hear of Jimmy Trafficant??? Well, hell no ya' ain't... Don't mess with Texas 'er a hillbilly... Right there in the Bible...

Fir real...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Beer
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 09:55 PM

If this is your day, may it bet the best.
Adrien

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 10:15 PM

Well thanks Bobertz!!! Only 9 months to go til I get to celebrate!

Could you send me some of whatever to hell it is you're gettin' goofed up on? I hate to see you keep it all to yourself and besides, too much of that narcotic will make your hillbilly ass null and void.......

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Sep 09 - 10:22 PM

And btw......I'm an east Ohio boy and I know Jimmy Trafficant. I can't believe they let that fockin' Dago(*) outta' the can! What a piece of work............


Spaw

(*)-allowable in dealing with your own kind

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:00 AM

My friend,
a very happy birthday to you ... and many more

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: olddude
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:02 AM

I will see if the shiners can get you a jar of the good stuff LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:05 AM

BH,

I hope the P-Vine spanks the CRAP outta you. (Of course I know you LIKE that.)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: alanabit
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 02:29 AM

Happy birthday to one of our most likeable eccentrics!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 03:43 AM

birfday greetings

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: My guru always said
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 04:31 AM

Many Happies for yesterday, today, tomorrow & all your days!
Hil

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: topical tom
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 05:42 AM

Happy Birthday, Bobert, and many more!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 09:17 AM

Not to worry, WYSuzie... The P-Vine spanks the crap outta me on all day's ending in "y"... You've seen it with yer own two eyes and you know of what I speak... That is why I am a bluesman...

Speakin' of the blues??? Don't tease, oldster... If ya' can't come thru with the goods then it's mighty cruel to even bring it up... Oh??? I hate fruit in my shine so don't show up at the door with a bottle o' apple 'er peach... That stuff is fir kids, ya hear???

"Dago", Spawzer??? I thought Jimmy was a "hunky"??? Might o' fact, I kinda had you pegged as a hunky, too...

As for my b-day, ya'll... It was a good 'un... Drove down (up) to Stuart's Draft and ended up buyin' an old church pew fir fifty bucks... Figured that maybe I needed a little religion and thought that if I just would sit in that pew a few minutes every day that that would certainly get me a couple steps closer to Heaven... But seems that getting the thing got me a few steps closer to the P-Vine's doghouse... Ya' see, the sumabichin' church pew just barely fit into the Honda CRV and, well, it took up her passanger seat and so the only place to sit was the small fold up (down) back seat and so she couldn't nag me as well from back there 'cuase I really couldn't hear her that well so... Well, when the P-Vione don't get in her daily nagging requirments (DNRs) then she get real cranky so by the time we got home from Stuart's Draft she was ready to do some serious ass-whuppin' and seein' as the cats were in hidin' there was only one ass around to whup... Know what I mean??? That's why I am a bluesman...

But nevermind apple shine and asswhups 'cause it's a new day...

BTW, I am still steamed that the other Sept. 5'er didn't fess up but I'm on their case...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 09:30 AM

Well, I'm late again for the party, but that is a womanz perogative! Happy birthday dear buddy, and have a whole bunch more of 'em!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: GUEST,Russ
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 09:40 AM

Best wishes, Bobert.

I don't celebrate birthdays any more. I endure them.

Russ (Permanent GUEST)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 10:09 AM

Gotcha, Russ...

No matter, Janie... The party is still in fool, ahhhhh, full swing... I like to keep these things going a couple days to be sure that I have learnt up my lesson...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 11:24 AM

Well it seems a number of catters had birthday yesterday, so I am just going to let my little acrobats spell it out for all of them.

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:16 PM

Strange that. I knew, before I opened the thread, who the OP was. Must be psychic

Many happy returns to one of my favourite Old Farts. I am so looking forward to seeing you in four weeks time. Don't forget the feathers....

Live long, die happy darlin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 12:53 PM

I'm more apt to forget my geetar than the feathers, jacqui... lol...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM

ROTFLMAO

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 06:17 PM

Happy B.D., Bobert! Keep on celebrating for at least a month!

Don't just HAVE birthdays (no matter what anyone says) -- think of the alternative!

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 08:07 PM

Whaddaya tryin' to say, Godess??? Like I hatched out??? Then it would be Happy Hatchday... No, maybe I grew unner a cabbage plant??? Then it would be Happy Cabbageday... No, no... I got it... I weren't born at all... I'm an alien from Mars... Yeah, that's it... I must me an alien from Mars 'cause when I was a kid I loved MarsBars... So firget them Cabbagedays and Hatchdays 'cause it's...

...Happy Marsday!!!

Yezzir, 'er Mam in yer case...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: ranger1
Date: 06 Sep 09 - 11:20 PM

Bobert, I don't think that was quite what Batty was trying to say. Kinda more like "Happy Above the Ground Day," I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM

I like above ground jus' fine... Kinda makes life worth livin', if ya know what I mean...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: kendall
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 08:11 AM

Have a funny one.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 12:46 PM

Late Birthday hugs, Bobzy

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 12:59 PM

Laugh all the way to the Getaway, Bobez. We'll knock out some fine blues for your late lamented burfday when we meet up there.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 01:18 PM

Now I would like to see and hear that!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 02:09 PM

Well, Gnus, kiss your mom and fly on down. It ain't full up yet!!!



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 02:18 PM

Yeah, what Tami said -- the alternative to having birthdays is NOT having them. Don't even want to THINK of that, fer-pete's-sake! (Or fer_Bobert's-sake!)

(Ya mean ya WEREN'T found in the cabbage patch?!?)

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: frogprince
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 04:24 PM

Was just outa town for a couple of days, so missed the word. Have a good afterbirth day, Bobert.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 05:56 PM

Well, Godess, I mighta come from the cabbage patch... Can't quite rememberate back that far...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 10:56 PM

Sorry I wasn't in here earlier. Hope you had a good one, Bobert and many, many more!

luvyakat

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: ranger1
Date: 07 Sep 09 - 11:24 PM

Personally, I hold with the theory that he might have fallen off the turnip truck.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 07:49 AM

HHHHH???

That might account for this strange knot I have on the back of my head...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 09:04 AM

I think he sorta sprouted up like a poisonous mushroom, maybe a stinkhorn or a death angel, and was found in a patch of poison ivy. BUT! He was clutching a tiny little guitar! True, it only played "Pop Goes The Weasel" when you turned the little crank, but that's still all he can play when you turn the big old crank now. In fact, it's the only piece he knows. Drives the P-Vine nuts, especially the little hand with the middle finger extended that pops up when the music gets to "POP! goes the weasel!"

Still, I hope he had a Happy Sproutingday.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 07:22 PM

I cannot believe nobody went with the knothead angle... Rap, Spaw, Amos??? NOBODY? I mean, it's knot my style. I have more class than all of them and beyond added up and multiplied. I would never stoop as low as they. I would knot.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 07:26 PM

That was because it's knot gnu's.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 08 Sep 09 - 07:30 PM

Hehehehehee.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: freda underhill
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 08:31 AM

beelated hippy birthday Bobertz

x freda

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 06:44 PM

Thankee all, I'm now officailly callin' off my birthday so if ya'll got any unkindly thinks to say about my knothead then yer gonna have tyo start a "Mudcat Knotheads" thread...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 09 - 10:12 PM

Why? You finally decide you're past it?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:10 PM

I been past havin' these dreaded things fir years, Rap... I finally am old enough to be my own grand-friggin'-father, gol danged it!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 12:37 PM

"It sounds funny, I know;
But it really is so;
I'm my own grandpa."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM

National Observer, f-prince???

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 06:33 PM

Someone feed Froggy some lead shot so he can't jump so far... >;-)

Jus funnin, bud!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:50 PM

Folks around here gig 'um, gn-zer...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 07:56 PM

Not likely; nobody who has heard me sing would ever sign me up for a gig. A regular frog would sound better.

Surely you've heard the song "I'm My Own Grandpa".

(I said SURELY, not Shirley)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 08:00 PM

Was Surely from Calaveras County?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 08:00 PM

Hey... What's ya' got against Shirley, f-p???

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 08:28 PM

Nothin' Bobert; I don't hold anything against any gal except for one named Judy these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 08:29 PM

Does yer froggy jump when ya hold yer Judy?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 08:33 PM

It jumps to ATTENTION!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 09:20 PM

Well, Miss Judy
Let me be your hoppin' frog
Don't want to drink no muddy water
Don't want to sleep in no hollow log
Miss Judy
Let me be your hoppin' frog...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: gnu
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 09:25 PM

Sounds kinda souuuuth, Bobert.... T fer them, A fer Bama, G fer them peaches... down in hollow log.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 09 - 10:24 PM

Hey, Bobert! I just bought a place next to your'n! Gonna practice my cannon shootin'! Gonna violate yer airspace some, shootin' at a target on the other side of yer place, but I hardly ever git a short round. But it ain't' nothin' much, jist a surplus 75mm howitzer...little ole thing.

Hope ya don't mind much.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Sep 09 - 07:42 PM

Great, Rap... With that much noise goin' on, I'm sure that the jerk down the hill will look at what he used to think was a big gun, throw it in the trash and move out...

Bring on that serious stuff, Rap...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 09 - 11:43 PM

Oh, hell, I'll use the 106mm recoiless rifle. A little HE to liven up his day and a few rounds of willy peter to start is barbecue...ain't no tellin' how happy he'd be. Maybe I'll send a few flechette rounds his way -- kinda turn his backyard, fence, and anything in the general vicinity into chopped salad.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM

Yezzir... Like I said, "Bring it on"...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 10:55 AM

Nah, the land deal fell through. But my brother smuggled one of these back from Nam (don't ask ME how he did it!) and it's just sitting around until squirrel season starts. So, if you hear a roar of engines just over your house, be a good chap and toss a red smoke grenade on the target and we'll turn everything in the quarter acre around the smoke into eensy tiny pieces of crap.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Sep 09 - 11:50 AM

Yezzir, Rap....

Geeze, this is the best birthday I ever had... I mean, here it's been a week and we're out grading a makeshift runway for a heavilyy armed DC-3... Wait 'til Jerry gets a look at this bad boy!!!

Cowabunga!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 05:27 AM

Awright, there are too many damn birthday threads up. Cut it out right now. ;-) Only a complete idiot would post here.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 08:04 AM

I'm with ya' on that one, LH.... Hey, this *is* friggin' Mudville, ain't it???

Nevermind...

Me and Rap are gonna take the DC-3 up and buzz Jerry's house and maybe lay down a few rounds fir good measure...

Yo, Rap... You man the guns while I figurate the controls on this baby... Hey, I think I can fly this thing... Got about the same controls as a Cezna...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 09:37 AM

Geezus. My old ex-VC pals over at the Pho Saigon would know that friggin' thing when they saw it. Damn things could lay down an incredible rate of fire.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM

Boy, will Jerry be surprised... And he ain't even VC that I know of...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 09:58 PM

LH:

You have exVC pals, huh?

Are these associates you connected with via Chongo?



A

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 09 - 10:23 PM

No. I knew them long before I ever knew Chongo. They were on the side I favored in that particular war.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Bobertz you jackleg
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:35 AM

Ahhhhhhh, Chongo diodn't get his name from them did he??? Viet Chong???