BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: SharonA
Date: 18 Sep 09 - 08:26 PM

I've got a little bitty gnu on the table
Right by my little bitty bed
Though he's really very cute
How you hold the thing to shoot
Is too much for my little bitty head

I love my little bitty beastie
He's the pride of my little bitty room
And the gnu shoots little bitty bull sh*ts
When the little bitty gnu goes boom

(with apologies to Tom Paxton)

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: SharonA
Date: 18 Sep 09 - 08:51 PM

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Mag-gnu-um, the most powerful hand-gnu in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

"Well, do ya, punk?"

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: Riginslinger
Date: 18 Sep 09 - 10:20 PM

Well, son of a gnu!

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Sep 09 - 10:43 PM

As Tom Paxton also wrote:

Gnus, gnus, ain't that gnus
Ain't that somethin' to see
Gnus, gnus, talk about your gnus
That's mighty good gnus to me.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 11:26 AM

And, as The Scots say, "Yer pissin me off the gnu." (Sorry, G... I tried.)

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 12:25 PM

I'll ignu your last remark.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: longboat (inactive)
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 02:36 PM

Gnu Jersey, Gnu York, Nova Scotia (Nova is gnu in Latin)Gnu Westminster (British Columbia)

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 03:25 PM

No gnus is bad gnus

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: gnu
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 04:43 PM

Awww.... thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: SharonA
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 04:53 PM

Longboat: Shouldn't that be "Ngnuva Scotia"?

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: PSzymeczek
Date: 19 Sep 09 - 11:59 PM

Not to mention...





Gnu Mexico

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: Amos
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 12:01 AM

Why are we starting a gnu thread on this subject? Just saying something is gnu doesn't make it so, and this Gnu stuff is really old...



A

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: kendall
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 07:04 AM

No matter how gnu age you get, old age still gonna kick your ass.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 10:55 PM

Nothing personal against Gny, but there are lots of other people I'd rather see gnude than him...

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: frogprince
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 10:57 PM

Sheesh, can't even spell Gnu right.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: HuwG
Date: 20 Sep 09 - 11:03 PM

A gnu makes a distinctive noise in the wild...

It goes "bnag"

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 05:26 AM

Oh gno !

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: longboat (inactive)
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 03:22 PM

yes but does a gnu go bnag if gno one can hear it?

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: JennieG
Date: 21 Sep 09 - 09:20 PM

only if the gnunner is on his/her gnees at the time.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: SharonA
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 01:42 PM

...and only at gnuntime.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 03:32 PM

well, here I am and twiddling me thumbs wondering if I should just come out and say it.

Nah! too embarrassing.

But if you toddle over to the BS: Craft projects, using the unusual thread and click the link.

You will see an unusual piece of weaponry, that I dare not name on this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: gnu
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 03:43 PM

I am lysdexic too.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 03:56 PM

You can spray that again g.
Still wearing Levis in memory of The King?

John 'G'

Don't you, step on my Gnu Suede Shoes ♫쳌ô

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: gnu
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 04:57 PM

I wear Kodiak Pathfinders... work pants. $20. And I can change pants without taking off my size 11 big hulking work boots with the rugged tread soles.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 05:14 PM

Gosh you sure know how to get a girl interested.
If that's what you say to them too :)

G

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: SharonA
Date: 22 Sep 09 - 06:04 PM

LOL, VirginiaTam! So, you see why I titled that craft thread in an oblique way.

...but I'm not embarrassed to come right out and say...

TAMPON BLOW GNU!

(In the profile view, it even looks a bit as though it has an animal body, head, legs and tail. The painted-tampon "bullet" even comes out of the "tail"!)

See it here!

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:40 AM

Sharon

It was the Blow Gnu bit I worried about. Didn't want him to get any ideas.

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: GUEST,beardedbruce
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 02:48 PM

http://www.gnu.org/

Subject: RE: BS: US Gnu laws... yes... again... sigh
From: gnu
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 04:45 PM

The gnu which some have alluded to herein, a large dumb animal only intent upon eating, drinking and laying about (I have chosen not to address fornication as it is a given, if only in mind), has a name enunciated differently from the ungulate which also bears the name Wildebeeste. This rare animal's name is enunciated as gah-nu (think canoe).

Further, the proper enunciation of the alternate name for the above cited rare animal which is not an ungulate, also Wildebeeste, is Gary.