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BS: Secret Santa messages 2009

GUEST,Santa calling Mrs Cobble 19 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM
jacqui.c 19 Nov 09 - 01:15 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 19 Nov 09 - 07:17 AM
Anne Lister 19 Nov 09 - 03:37 AM
Nancy King 18 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM
GUEST,Nancy King's Secretive SS 18 Nov 09 - 07:19 PM
JennieG 18 Nov 09 - 06:59 PM
Liz the Squeak 18 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM
GUEST,The jacqui.c wacqui See-yanta 18 Nov 09 - 06:37 PM
Sandra in Sydney 18 Nov 09 - 06:34 PM
Hawker 18 Nov 09 - 06:32 PM
Ed T 18 Nov 09 - 05:51 PM
jacqui.c 18 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM
Hollowfox 18 Nov 09 - 04:28 PM
My guru always said 18 Nov 09 - 04:20 PM
Joybell 18 Nov 09 - 03:44 PM
GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa 18 Nov 09 - 12:38 PM
Barb'ry 18 Nov 09 - 12:16 PM
GUEST,Animaterra's Appointed Santa 18 Nov 09 - 11:34 AM
GUEST,Eye Lander to SS 18 Nov 09 - 10:26 AM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 18 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM
Ed T 18 Nov 09 - 09:33 AM
Liz the Squeak 18 Nov 09 - 09:09 AM
GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's SS 18 Nov 09 - 08:29 AM
maeve 18 Nov 09 - 06:24 AM
GUEST,Maeve's Secret Santa 18 Nov 09 - 04:30 AM
Catherine Jayne 18 Nov 09 - 04:21 AM
Barb'ry 18 Nov 09 - 03:03 AM
Anne Lister 18 Nov 09 - 02:38 AM
artbrooks 17 Nov 09 - 11:43 PM
Stilly River Sage 17 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM
GUEST,artbrooks EvilSanta ! 17 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM
GUEST,BBBS 17 Nov 09 - 07:25 PM
Barb'ry 17 Nov 09 - 05:44 PM
maeve 17 Nov 09 - 03:58 PM
maeve 17 Nov 09 - 03:46 PM
GUEST,Severn's serendipitously poised SS 17 Nov 09 - 03:29 PM
GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Santa 17 Nov 09 - 03:24 PM
Severn 17 Nov 09 - 02:02 PM
Dan Schatz 17 Nov 09 - 12:52 PM
GUEST,Catherine Jayne's sanity clause 17 Nov 09 - 07:46 AM
GUEST,Eyelander 17 Nov 09 - 04:28 AM
GUEST,Phot and PoD's Yuletide Fairy 17 Nov 09 - 03:35 AM
GUEST,Stilly River Sage's Very Own Personal Elf 16 Nov 09 - 11:48 PM
ClaireBear 16 Nov 09 - 11:38 PM
GUEST,ClaireBear's Secret Santa 16 Nov 09 - 09:05 PM
ClaireBear 16 Nov 09 - 02:35 PM
artbrooks 16 Nov 09 - 01:36 PM
Leadfingers 16 Nov 09 - 01:06 PM
Hawker 16 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Santa calling Mrs Cobble
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM

Hey, Mrs Cobble!

Just to let you know I'm out here and I'll notice if you're bad. Wanna update your hints?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 01:15 PM

I gotta Santa!!!!!

I'm not sure where you hale from Santa, but I would mention that I will be in the UK from 7th December, travelling back to the USA on 28th December. If you're USA based then my home address is the one to use but, if in the UK, ask Liz and she can let you have my daughter's address in the UK, to save some of the cost of postage.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:17 AM

*sigh of relief*

Thanks, Santa!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Anne Lister
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 03:37 AM

Thanks for the reassurance, Liz!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Nancy King
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:22 PM

But I LOVE surprises!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Nancy King's Secretive SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 07:19 PM

There was a fine lady named Nancy
Whose wish list was not very fancy!
Her Santa did ponder
Till his mind did wander,
Since surprises are always quite chancy...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: JennieG
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:59 PM

Santa? Santa? are you there?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:48 PM

Hollowfox - you were assigned a Santa... can I help it if you got the strong and silent type - just as I can't help Barb'ry for getting the dim and distant type....

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,The jacqui.c wacqui See-yanta
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:37 PM

Ho ho ho! No, no, no -- no sniffing allowed, there, young lady! I'm here. Just busy trying to get my lazy elves off their tiny elfin butts and cobble up some nice toys for you. I see you have been very good this year, very good indeed. Much better than this year has been to you, I fear! We shall see what we can do to brighten the end of it just a bit.

Git on up, there, you elves! Put that bourbon away! Break time is over. Back to work!!! Harumph humph humph.

The Jacqui C Wacqui See-yanta


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:34 PM

yah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hawker
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:32 PM

Hello........Santa.........are you there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:51 PM

Got a tele call from Santa...He was looking for Quokka. Odd he would call my number.,,,what's up Sant? He said he was on his way deep down under....from the frozen North.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:31 PM

Sniff........


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hollowfox
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:28 PM

Am I Santa-less? (whimper)?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: My guru always said
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:20 PM

Oh Santa Dear, how lovely to hear from you but I must apologise for the waste of the pink fruit.   Are you certain that there isn't another possible victim recipient of said item?

Although our secret garden is almost at the top of a hill, our postman has it sussed as his delivery route is always downhill. I would hope that your elves will find that downhill is much easier, wouldn't want them to tire themselves out at Christmastime *grin*

Will they have far to travel?

Please don't trouble too much on my account, I'm certain that you have excellent taste!

Hil (being really good, though there's always room for a lump of coal on our log-burner)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Joybell
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 03:44 PM

Santa??


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:38 PM

A surprise, you ask, for your Christmas cheer,
A surprise, you ask, and your Santa does hear!
From the North Pole to Aussie-land is a loooong way,
But your gift will be coming, on Christmas Day!

Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet! On Cu... what? Yes, we are going to Australia.
Ahem.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, that is very far from the North Pole.
Harum.
On Comet! On Cu... Yes, Cupid, it will be summer there. Very good.
Ready?
Good!
One Comet! On Cupid! On... Hey, where'd everybody go?


Your Very Own Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:16 PM

I have posted my hints, Liz! 8th of September - I was very eager!! And I've checked that they are still there and not mixed up in the ether!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Animaterra's Appointed Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:34 AM

I've been busy collecting little gifties for you, my dear. I see you were a good girl and posted some hints for me.
Dark Chocolate, you say? Watch that mailbox.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Eye Lander to SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 10:26 AM

Is there anybody there?

sob sob sniff


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM

...santa?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:33 AM

Anyone sending christmas gifts to mudcatters in prison....John Prine suggests in a song that "pistols carved out of wood", makes a well appriciated gift.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 09:09 AM

Barb'ry - you do have a secret santa - you need to post some hints so they can know where best to send the penguins.

Anne - your Santa is too busy playing Bejewelled and trying to beat my score.... or something like that...

Art - be afraid.... be VERY afraid!

I am better now than I have been for some time, although I still cough like a seal... so no bears for me!

SECSY
LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Sandra in Sydney's SS
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 08:29 AM

You've been Santa'd! When I read your wishlist, I thought,"Piece o' cake!" Then I started reading your posts this past year and saw that you already have the Utah Phillips double cd. Hmmm. We'll just have to dig a little deeper.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 06:24 AM

Thank you very much, Santa. I'd be delighted to receive a wobbly, Rudolf-wrapped little gift. He and the other reindeer will enjoy some of our homegrown apples and carrots.

I am as yet undecided whether you and the delightful Mary Christmas would prefer applejack with some apple pie and sharp cheddar or hot chocolate with shortbread for your snack. A ham sandwich on homemade bread? A glass of Sheepscot ale? Hmmm. I must have a chat with wee robin.

Trying hard to be good...friends here say I'm quite trying.

maeve,


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Maeve's Secret Santa
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:30 AM

You will be pleased to know that the Christmas Robins have told me that you have been a very good girl this year and deserve something very nice at Christmas. Mary Christmas and I have been on the look out and have found some little things we think you might like. Rudolf has offered to help wrap the presents but he is not really that good although we will let him help. If you find a wobbly wrapped present under your tree you will know who has wrapped it.
Santa xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:21 AM

Hello Santa!

Yep 3 kids under 3 and yes they love to drum...they already have one each! I don't mind it but I think the neighbours have noticed!!! *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 03:03 AM

Anne - support group with blankets and coffee... and just a little bit of chocolate when the going gets really bad! I'm in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Anne Lister
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 02:38 AM

Barb'ry - I haven't heard from mine so far, either. Shall we form a support group?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 11:43 PM

Oh dear. I yam concerned. A-ha...I laugh at adversity. Heh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:47 PM

Yes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,artbrooks EvilSanta !
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM

This should teach you to be firat with the hints ! You've got ME for a Santa ! I would suggest a level of mild Concern to start with .


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,BBBS
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:25 PM

Sweet Maeve, as of my first post, Batty had not yet posted her hints. Her hints may not save her now, either. Hee hee hee.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Barb'ry
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 05:44 PM

I ddon't hhave a sssantaaaahhhh.... sob


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:58 PM

It appears that my recent post and this one may no longer be needed...if a kind person would erase 'em both, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: maeve
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:46 PM

Dear Batty's Batty, Baffled Santa :

Put on your spectacles and take a peek here. Batty has indeed given you much information already.
Batty's Hints Here

Check the post at 11 Nov 09 - 08:53 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Severn's serendipitously poised SS
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:29 PM

Goodness me, what a lot of questions!

I think for the time being at least I will remain ambiguous as to my gender, and all I'll say about the continence question is that it will be a long distance journey to reach you, involving refuelling the reindeer along the way and possibly some comfort stops for me.

You are kind to ask about refreshments. For myself, a piece of chocolate cake accompanied by a decent drop of Scotch (or indeed Irish) spirituous liqueur. The reindeer will be happy with the traditional carrots, while the elves (I anticipate having a few with me)are omniverous and greedy and have been known to consume vast amounts of chocolate (although their preference is for the Belgian kind).

Now you really must excuse me as it's a particularly busy time of year ....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,My Guru always said -- Her Santa
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:24 PM

Well it's into the bin with the Pink Fruit.
*sigh*
And here was I thinking, "What an excellent collection of gifts I have for my special Santee this year!"
Hmmm -- Well now -- How to send a Secret Garden -- secretly -- up-hill all the way to your home.
Do not be troubled. This will be fun.
Kindly Santa of the Magic Type to the Magic One.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Severn
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 02:02 PM

Dear Santa,


As Santees are wont to do this time of year, I shall ask you you a few questions about yourself, not nescessarily expecting straight and truthful answers but figuring it is far better to recieve red herrings in advance in print form than in my stocking, especially if they're untinned, so save the "masses in the coaled, coaled ground" in lump form for stuffing the Sacred Santa Sock should I prove to have misbehaved. Besides, I have helped stuff and empty bait bags for lobster traps in my lifetime and am a bit wary of dead herring over a certain age in any hue of natural or induced discoloration.


So please bear with some rather standard inquiries* and hints-forth be ready deposit the crimson fish in a proper receptacle:

1) WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO REVEAL YOUR GENDER AT THIS TIME?

2) MIGHT YOU BE WILLING TO REVEAL THE CONTINENT ON WHICH YOU DWELL?#

3) WHAT WOULD BE THE PREFERRED SNACK FOOD TO LAY OUT FOR YOURSELF, THE REINDEER AND ANY MORE VISITING ELVES?

*(In all caps so as to be cap-tioned for the hard of herring)



I shall inqiure of the House Brownies and Molly-kitty for any particulars they learned from your elves' previous visit (I DO know what food to bribe THEM with) and get back to you soon. I'm, of course, doing my best at "being-have" and aquitting myself well through my many trials until then....

The future beneficiary of your
kindness, generosity and exquisite taste,

Severn









#Hopefully from one of the "IN-continents" (as designated yearly by Travel & Leisure Magazine), something I never had to care about much until I got older......


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Dan Schatz
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 12:52 PM

Can you make it anthrozite coal? Much more clean burning. But really, if you want to go in that direction, I'd love a few zolar panelz....

Hints are posted on the other thread. Thank you; I'm zo exzited!

Dan


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Catherine Jayne's sanity clause
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 07:46 AM

so you collect violins, I'm sure I have one, somewhere in this pile of instruments ... & here it is, near the big drums

3 children under three? would they like a drum?

Catherine Jayne's insanity claws


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Eyelander
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:28 AM

Boo Hoo no Santa for me yet. But I do have a Santee and that is as much fun

Jillie


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Phot and PoD's Yuletide Fairy
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 03:35 AM

Do not worry your Yuletide is not doomed. I am gathering gifts and goodies to fly over to you.

Just need to check that you have posted some hints

Your Yuletide Fairy


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage's Very Own Personal Elf
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 11:48 PM

Well now Maggie, the assignment has been received and the elves have been sent to check out the elvin supplies. Are you being good?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: ClaireBear
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 11:38 PM

Santa, if you want seal tartare and/or salmon guts, with or without muktuk to please your northern palate, I shall endeavor to comply. But I am a decadent California bear, so salmon lightly smoked over applewood with a sauce of wild blackberries, native sage, plenty of garlic and madrone honey are more my speed. Would that suit?
And maybe a nice pinot blanc?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: GUEST,ClaireBear's Secret Santa
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 09:05 PM

What, no seal liver tartare or large plates of salmon guts? Or are you one of those highly evolved vegetarian bears?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: ClaireBear
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 02:35 PM

Hurrah, I have a Santa! A bustling, red-clad Santa of mine own!

And I've even been good! Well, pretty good ...

So Santa dear, for your Christmas Eve midnight morsel, would you like to go back to the traditional gingerbread and cocoa this year, or shall we keep on with lasagne and a glass of red wine like the last few years' morsels?

Your delighted
ClaireBear


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: artbrooks
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 01:36 PM

Dear Jenn's Santa...now look on the hints thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Leadfingers
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 01:06 PM

I have both !! And with No Fireplace , two lumps of coal really ought to be Ornamental !!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa messages 2009
From: Hawker
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 01:04 PM

Ah! I have a santee.........Do I have a santa? :0~


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