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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Sawzaw Date: 02 Jan 10 - 10:34 AM AP: LONDON – Elton John says he has been helping American rapper Eminen fight drug problems for more than a year. John says Eminem is succeeding in his well-publicized battle against substance abuse. John told BBC Radio Saturday that as a recovered drug abuser he is happy to help people if they want the assistance but drugs make people so cocky and arrogant that they often reject help. Eminem has written about his substance abuse problems in the past. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 02 Jan 10 - 11:25 AM I like Smarties. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Ed T Date: 02 Jan 10 - 06:35 PM Back when I was in first Uni, in 1969, there was a free house where anyone could crash. A buddy of mine lived there....there were few official rules...people roaming in and out....few, if any rules, a lot of folks in sleeping bags...and a bit of free love in the atmosphere. One night I visited a friend who had a room there....we drank and smoked quite a bit in his room, and listened to the many free albums they got through the Record of the Month club. About three in the morning he told me he had bought a few cans of bargain basement paint, to paint his walls. "Why not do it now" I said. Well we really got into it....mixing all the colours, and oil and water based paints. I has an idea, why not create an art wall....by throwing mixtures on the wall. We did this for awhile...and it looked quite good to a couple of boozed, overtired, smoked up guys. The next morning I was advised I was banned from ever setting foot in the free access house....because I had broken an unwritten rule. I was officially the only person ever banned from the house. My friend continue to live there for the rest of the year...we often got around....I just never got to visit him at his room...Looking back...it is a special memory of that period. I felt it was kind of a star in my rebel hat. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jan 10 - 06:45 PM Way to go, man. ;-) It was popular in those days to paint idiotic colors on the walls of rooms, such as dark purple and deep red, but you pretty well never saw a bright pink room! That was uncool. One dimwit painted his whole room gloss black. You didn't want to be in there for long. It was very oppressive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 03 Feb 10 - 03:17 PM "U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers in San Diego found more than $1 million worth of marijuana hidden in a shipment of bananas at the Mexico border, officials said Wednesday. A drug-sniffing dog alerted officers to the shipment Monday when a 40-year-old Mexican truck driver applied to cross into the United States at the Otay Mesa cargo facility, the agency said in a statement. When officers opened the boxes in the truck, they found 235 packages of marijuana weighing nearly a ton hidden among bunches of bananas, the statement said. Officers seized the marijuana, which is worth an estimated $1.17 million. The driver was arrested by agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Last week, 315 packages of marijuana weighing 3,877 pounds were found hidden in a shipment of peppers and beans at the cargo facility." Um, did Bobert say he was traveling lately? I wish he'd CALL me before trying this stunt down at Otay Mesa. I coulda tole him about those dogs... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 25 Mar 10 - 03:53 PM Measure to legalize marijuana will be on California's November ballotSupporters of the initiative collected well more than the 433,971 signatures needed for it to go before voters in the fall, again putting the state at the forefront of the nation's drug debate. By John Hoeffel An initiative to legalize marijuana and allow it to be sold and taxed will appear on the November ballot, state election officials announced Wednesday, triggering what will probably be a much-watched campaign that once again puts California on the forefront of the nation's debate over whether to soften drug laws. The number of valid signatures reported by Los Angeles County, submitted minutes before Wednesday's 5 p.m. deadline, put the measure well beyond the 433,971 it needed to be certified. Supporters turned in 694,248 signatures, collecting them in every county except Alpine. County election officials estimated that 523,531 were valid. The measure's main advocate, Richard Lee, an Oakland marijuana entrepreneur, savored the chance to press his case with voters that the state's decades-old ban on marijuana is a failed policy. "We're one step closer to ending cannabis prohibition and the unjust laws that lock people up for cannabis while alcohol is not only sold openly but advertised on television to kids every day," he said. Lee, tapping $1.3 million from his businesses, has put together a highly organized campaign that he emphasized Wednesday would be led by a team of experienced political consultants, including Chris Lehane, a veteran operative who has worked in the White House and on presidential campaigns. "There's all kinds of big professional politicos who are coming on board now to take it to the next level," Lee said. Opponents have also started to put together their campaign. "There's going to be a very broad coalition opposing this that will include law enforcement," said John Lovell, a Sacramento lobbyist who represents the California Police Chiefs Assn. and other law enforcement groups. "We'll educate people as to what this measure really entails." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 25 Mar 10 - 04:07 PM Is this an immigration strategy? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 25 Mar 10 - 04:08 PM No, we're just trying to keep the price of bananas down... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 25 Mar 10 - 04:13 PM I like bananas. That was my nickname at uni. Not plural, of course. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 25 Mar 10 - 05:12 PM This is gonna piss off a bunch of Mexican drug cartel folks, Amos... You want to do that??? I mean, they got plenty of guns bought right here in the gun capital of the world... You piss them poff and they are gonna come accross the border and maybe start a revolution... You want that??? Vote "yes" to weed... ...and "no" to continuing to sell so many guns that reach the bad guys... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 14 Dec 10 - 08:37 PM Heck, it's Christmas and we need some cheer around here, don't we???? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 14 Dec 10 - 08:41 PM Have yoursel' a high ole Xmas, Bobert, and give my love to the Peavine as well just fer keeping you fed and under control... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: GUEST,Patsy Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:45 AM This sounds so much like the Isle of Wight through the 90's. I suppose you used old Christmas cards for roche paper too huh? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 15 Dec 10 - 10:51 AM Hmmmmm??? Never thought of rollin' up a Christmas card joint... Times musta been alot harder fir ya'll Isle'ers... I mean, back then you could get an entire pack of Zig-Zag official joint rollin' papers fir about 50 cents... Of course, an ounce of pot was $15... And thanks, Amos... The P-Vine does both real well... Too well on the "controllin'" stuff... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: MarkS Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:17 PM There has got to be an updated version of "Alices Restaurant" in here somewhere! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Amos Date: 15 Dec 10 - 06:29 PM Zig-Zag!! Are you listening? On our brows, sweat is glistening! Our heart rates are high, As are you and I, Wasted in a Stoner Wonderland. Gone away, is the sherriff! Here to stay Is Gurdieff! He keeps us amused As language we lose, Grokking in a Stoner's Wonderland! In the cellar you lit up a reefer, Made of Maui Wowie pure and fine. If you ask do I want some I'd as lief, sir, 'Cuz leaf like that is sure to blow your mind! Later on, paranoia Will begin to destroy ya, Ya gotta stay hip To dig the whole trip, Grooving in a Stoner's Wonderland! Yeah, munching in a Stoner's wonderland. Oh, grooving in a...I forget...never mind... Say, didja ever REALLY look at Bobert's HANDS??? (Fade out) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 15 Dec 10 - 07:40 PM Hey, Amos... I like that song... I mean, I can hear it in my head... (Yer a fuckin' stoner, Boberdz... You hear alot of shit in yer head...) Bite me, anon... What's this about my "HANDS???"... I mean, they look like stoner hands, 'er what??? Sheet fire??? What next??? Stoner feet and elbows??? What's this world comin' to, anyway??? But yeah, this was an "Alice's Restaurant" kinda story... Okay, the bust wasn't all that much fun... Glad they didn't go thru my old Falcon lookin' for, ahhhhhh, things 'cause there were, ahhhhhh, things in it... Might of fact, I don't unnerstand why they didn't impound my car, too, but they didn't... They just left it there??? But I can almost remember the sight of that Christmas tree going up right there in the living room... Man, those things burn fast when they are dry... I mean, 10 seconds and it was toast... That old house had plaster ceilings that were ten feet tall so all it did was blacken the ceiling (big deal) and smoke up the entire house (much bigger deal since it was a cold January night... No matter... An hour later everyone was back to stonin' and listening to Bad Company or Outlaws turned way up... Life is good when it's good... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 16 Dec 10 - 10:24 AM Great song Amos! ;<,) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 06 Dec 11 - 09:31 PM Refresh... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 06 Dec 11 - 10:51 PM BTW, I'm going to refresh this story until Christmas Day... Have any of ya'll ever seen a dried out ol' Christmas tree burn??? Okay??? Inside the house??? Come on ya'll... Throw out a little ol' trash of yer own... The truth will set you free!!! B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 06 Dec 11 - 11:37 PM How would you feel if I tried to structure it into a song, in the same vein as Merry Christmas from the Family? You already have the Alice's Restaurant massacree version on this thread, of which I sit in awe. What I have in mind is shorter and pithier. I did it in the first link. Here is REK's version. Robert sing it like he's drunk, If you give me permission to write it, It may a little chemical help to sing it correctly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owbYgcAtVQ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 07 Dec 11 - 08:45 AM You are a darned good songwriter, Jack, so go for it... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 08 Dec 11 - 08:48 AM Refresh... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 08 Dec 11 - 10:20 PM *** |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 08 Dec 11 - 10:29 PM So... who is that singing? JtS? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 09 Dec 11 - 08:20 AM On the clicky link, moi. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 09 Dec 11 - 01:36 PM Nice job, JtS. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 10 Dec 11 - 07:45 AM 2 weeks to Christmas... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 11 Dec 11 - 11:42 AM Right around the corner so... ...be good 'cause Santa is watchin' you... B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 11 Dec 11 - 06:36 PM Is he with the RCMP? the FBI? InterploE? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 11 Dec 11 - 06:51 PM Santa supersedes these mortals, gn-ze... He laughs at them... But the good one's still get presents... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 11 Dec 11 - 07:11 PM No stems, no seeds? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 11 Dec 11 - 07:31 PM You got it, buddy... Just righteous sticky bud... Why you think that Santa is so merry??? B;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 11 Dec 11 - 09:26 PM Our, parents, like many Newfoundlanders, let us leave rum for the jolly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 12 Dec 11 - 09:25 AM That explains a lot, Jack... I saw a clip of Santa trying to walk thru a parking deck and kinda fell over striking his poor Santa head on the left rear fender of a Toyota... Wasn't a purdy sight... How's your song comin'??? B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 11 - 02:47 PM moderators would you please move the political trolling to its own thread? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 11 - 02:57 PM The song is going well, Distilling and refining, thinking about the music. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: gnu Date: 12 Dec 11 - 04:04 PM I agree JtS. JtS... "Our, parents, like many Newfoundlanders, let us leave rum for the jolly." Was it gone when you got up? >;-) Heheheheee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 11 - 04:04 PM Always. ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 12 Dec 11 - 05:57 PM Our, parents, like many Newfoundlanders, let us leave rum for the jolly. That explains a lot, Jack... You try getting sober reindeer to fly through 60 mph driving freezing rain! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Dec 11 - 08:54 PM Whether it belongs here or not, truthorfiction.com thinks the copy-paste from GfS is mostly fiction. Google says the copy-paste appears on the Internet, the Source of All Knowledge, some 6,860 times. It must be true if it has been copy-pasted so many times - right? -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 12 Dec 11 - 09:03 PM Well, Joe... As you know already, I don't think it belongs here... Nor does Jts... All I can say on it is if we are going to allow an unregistered guest to post any unrelated cut & paste to post unrelated stuff on any thread they want to then Mudcat is on the slippery slope to ruin... I mean, there are some things that just ain't right... This is one of them... You need to give this some thought... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Dec 11 - 09:18 PM Well, Bobert, it's out of my realm. I'm the Mudcat Archivist and work primarily in the music section and with membership, links, and technical problems. I don't do "disciplinary" moderation any more, especially not in the BS section. My personal opinion is that anyone, liberal or conservative, who posts these stupid Internet lists at Mudcat, makes himself (or herself) look incredibly stupid - especially since most of these lists are so easily proven to be untrue. If something has already been posted on the Internet thousands of times, why would anyone in his right mind think it worthwhile to post it at Mudcat? Mind you, that's my personal opinion, not policy. -Joe- |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: katlaughing Date: 12 Dec 11 - 10:22 PM As requested, I have taken a look at the copy and paste. Mt assessment of it is much like Joe's, though I see there is an official "Obama Haters" thread, so if it fits, I'll move it. kat - mod |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: katlaughing Date: 12 Dec 11 - 10:28 PM It's late, I feel tired and have had a lot of pain today, not just physical since coming to the Mudcat tonight. Anyway, I tried moving the piece of crap and it wound up at the top of Bobert's Obama Haters thread (that's not such a good idea for a thread, imo), so I deleted the damn thing. I am off t'bed for the night. Remember, personal attacks are what we are here to monitor and delete. The stupidity is wide open, even if I don't personally care for such as the C&P that was in this thread. kat-mod |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Jack the Sailor Date: 13 Dec 11 - 01:03 PM Stoner Christmas, A grand new country Christmas Outlaw Opera (tune of Luckenbach Texas) Lets go to Billy D's pulp lot and get us a nice Christmas tree There was Bo riding shotgun, womenz in the back seat and me. (tune of Away in a Manger) In a hand painted falcon, we went on a spree Billy D had directions, we were all smoking weed (tune of Pretty Paper) Pretty papers, rolling papers and weed Marijuana, without any seeds For Stoner Christmas, there's two things you need Rolling papers, Pretty Papers and weed. Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, your branches have a nice shape. I was thinking for a pulp wood lot, it really had good land scape. I saw three sets of flashing lights, and deputies, in their squad cars I saw three sets of flashing lights, And deputies to arrest me. Taken into custody for trying to steal a Christ a mas tree Please don't look under the seat, Mister Dep u ty (tune of Frosty the Snowman) The judge and Bo's parents, were acquainted so they say So he set us free on recognisance on that cold eventful day There must have been some stoner luck in that half bag of weed For when we left the impound lot, it was still under the seat! Oh you better watch out, you better tread light If they catch us again, the lockup tonight. Now we're really stealing the tree. Toking around the Christmas tree at the group house party hop empty beer cans and donated stuff and a tree stand cinder block Pretty papers, rolling papers and weed Marijuana, without any seeds For Stoner Christmas, there's two things you need Rolling papers, Pretty Papers and weed. (tune of Auld Lang Syne) The watering had been forgot When we got to New Year's time The decorations covered up The bareness of the pine (tune of Family Tradition Hank II Chorus end) We told the the judge to steal the tree, had not been our intention. He told us if we paid our fines, we wouldn't get no detention (tune of Good Hearted Woman) A big roaring fire on a cold Jaunary night, we were watching the sparks fly, from a hole in the stove, feeling tight But we never considered that dry tinder box of a tree. We just sat around a laughing and smoking that bag of skunk weed. (tune of Noel) Far out man, far out man, the stoners all spoke When the sparks hits a branch and the house filled with smoke (tune of Good Hearted Woman) And the quick witted womenz doused out the flames with sauce pans and cleared all the unwanted smoke with the use of box fans. We wish you a stoner Christmas, We wish you a stoner Christmas, We wish you a stoner Christmas, and a hashish New Year |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 13 Dec 11 - 02:00 PM Danged, Jack!!! I just got my internet back up and just checkin' a few things before returning to the my real work but I'll give this a good study this evening... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 14 Dec 11 - 09:39 AM 11 days until before Santa lands on folks roofs... Ya'll better be good... Heck of a song, Jack... You need to record it... B~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Donuel Date: 14 Dec 11 - 10:42 AM If Hitler was a stoner he would probably still be a mean and ultra paranoid dude, but he might forget to act on it. The fact is that he had acquired a crystal meth habit for some time prior to gettin blown up by von Staffenberg, Hitler was a hyper paranoid nervous speed freak in charge of the Russian front. The doctor made himself indispensible to Adolf with his ever ready injection of speed. We all heard that speed kills while gettin stoned will lead to probably missing a great event. So if you ever go back in time, don't try to kill Hitler directly, instead eliminate or replace the doctor and fill the syringes with liquid THC instead of speed. Also tell the proganda minister of the discovery that medieval Germans had a round table of leaders in which they smoked a German weed in Meershaum pipes. Recommend the practice to current leaders so they can experience the same magic of their ancestors with what had been called Saxon skunk weed. After a couple months, "discover" the ancient German magic Mushrooms of the the King. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Stoner Christmas Story... From: Bobert Date: 14 Dec 11 - 10:44 AM WTF??? 100... I think??? B;~) |
