BS: Obit: My Lobster Died

Subject: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:01 AM

Though the neighbors may be relieved, I am beside myself. Larry, the 4' blow up lobster who has resided in my maple tree for years (dates back to the first lobster boil) has fallen. Done in by the last thunderstorm. He is now a puddle of orange plastic unfit for human consumption. RIP, old friend.
MOM

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:05 AM

I am crushed, thinking about that flacid big claw.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:13 AM

You mean this dear departed creature wasn't the victim of pranksters before now?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:21 AM

Alas poor Larry, I knew him well.
Cry 'God for Larry, Maine, and Saint Kendall!' Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off ...

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:30 AM

A sad day in history, indeed. It is suspected that the decline of modern civilization will be tracked from this date.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: GUEST,999
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:37 AM

My crabs died (but I helped with that). It`s no joking matter. You have my sincere sympathies.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Janie
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:38 AM

...sniff...

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:54 AM

What was the carapace length, of the deceased bug?

Do you plan to have he/she cremated, berried or boiled?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:05 AM

That's a long life....most tree lobsters live only months. Call the folks at Guinness Book of Records.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:12 AM

No, Mary's Larry has done what all lobsters do. He simply molted and bolted to find his way back to the sea and to procreate. As far as him not saying goodbye, you know what happens to lobsters just before they molt. And think about him witnessing so many lobster boils... I don't blame him.

So, SINS, you can at least take solace that Larry's soul lives on.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:21 AM

when he comes home from sewing his wild shrimps he will be

THIS BIG

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:26 AM

Oh my goodness! I want one!
Meantime Larry is draped over a fence in the rain. I will clean him up, then search for tears and try to re-inflate him.
Reminds me of an old an boyfriend of mine.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:47 AM

A maple tree, obviously a Canadian lobster, by hatch:)

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 12:24 PM

Did you have to blow him up too, SINS?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 12:28 PM

She'd have to fix the tear first.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Micca
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 01:21 PM

Farewell thou good and faithful servant, For the curious among you there is a picture Here of Larry in his prime

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 01:26 PM

Wow. I am almost speechless with envy, SINSULL. I mean, that you got to have a giant tree lobster to grace your property. I've been seeking an inflatable Hillary Clinton (not giant-sized, just regular) for more than a decade now, and still have not located one. I should've maybe gone for a giant lobster instead, eh?

My condolences on your loss.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 01:31 PM

Did he just blow down or was it the result of some shellfish act?????

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 01:52 PM

JOHN! how dare you say what I was wondering!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 01:56 PM

Had a pump.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 02:04 PM

You can do it really fast if you have an air compressor and the right adaptor. This is how they meet the demands of their customers in the famed "inflatable" bordellos in southern France.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 02:11 PM

Seek and you shall find:
http://mrssatan.blogspot.com/2006/08/mrssatan-hillary-clinton-inflatable.html

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 02:15 PM

Oh. My. God.

I can hardly believe it.

I think I'll take the rest of the weekend off.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 02:18 PM

They inflate bordellos in Southern France? Is that kinda like the way the US Army uses inflatable MASH hospitals?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 02:46 PM

Oh look. It's one of Larry's mates. the

Mudcat Tavern Squid

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 03:19 PM

Oh, fercryin'outloud--patch the sumbitch and re-inflate him. I blew his ass up (and the rest of him) once by myself. I think there's a picture somewhere.

999, your crabs were the world's oldest, and I doubt they're dead. Or maybe they ARE dead and you've been plagued by the ghosts of crabs for a long time. Crabbergeists...

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Art Thieme
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 03:19 PM

ABSOLUTELY, you MUST run to the grocery store and buy a box of Lobster Helper!

All of your problems will be solved.

Art Thieme (and you can quote me!)

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 03:51 PM

And, for the austrailians:http://www.muttonbone.com/?gclid=CJHj7JKpm6ICFUFM5QodxG_RyA

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 03:57 PM

A replacement?
http://www.creatableinflatables.com/oceanic.htm

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 05:16 PM

I just offered to buy my wife the 30 foot inflatable crab but for some reason she turned it down.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 05:18 PM

"I will clean him up, then search for tears and try to re-inflate him. Reminds me of an old an boyfriend of mine."

uh......yeah..................Send pictures..........

Spaw

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Don Firth
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 05:23 PM

On the "Red Green Show" out of Canada, one of my favorite characters on the show is Ed Frid, the extremely nervous local animal control officer (if an ant approaches him aggressively, it will send him up the nearest tree!).

One of the recurring features in "The Red Green Show" is when Ed shows a particular animal and then gives information about it. Often, he wimps out, such as when he tried to palm off a fox terrier as a genuine wild fox.

On one show, he tries to palm off a crayfish as a lobster. Red says something to the effect that, "You don't know much about lobsters, I take it."

"Well," Ed responds testily, "I don't get many calls from people with lobsters up their chimneys, if that's what you mean. Or calls about a rabid lobster running around killing the sheep!"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 06:08 PM

Alas, I have an anatomically correct inflatable sheep. But the neighbors will tolerate only so much.

Jeri,
Will you come for a visit and re-inflate Larry? If he can handle it?
Poor guy is a bit bleached out by snow, wind, rain and sun. But his heart is still there.
SINS

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Tangledwood
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 07:49 PM

Grieve not Sinsull, it is as Gnu said. Your friend has migrated to Australia and has set up business here. Big Lobster

Ed T - thank you for the kind thought but you are confusing Aussies with Kiwis.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:00 PM

Tangle.. THAT'S not a lobster... This is a LOBSTER.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:02 PM

Clueless people I can take, but clawless Lobsters?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:09 PM

That's what I said, Kendall... in a pic.

Apologies to Mick Dundee.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:19 PM

Poor lobster appears to have a person in his/her clutches and a Canadian flag in...never mind.

But, SINS!! Stan Rogers had it right!

Rise again, rise again,
Though your skin it be full of holes
And life has seemed to end
No matter what you've lost
Be it your air, your tree, a friend
Like Larry the inflatable lobster
Rise again!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:20 PM

BTW, that is in Shediac, New Brunswick, Canada "The Lobster Capital of the World".

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:51 PM

I saw my lobster fly
and heard the air escape out to the sky
Brother, what a windy night it was
Brother, what a flight it really was
Glory be

I heard my lobster sigh
Escaped from a tree just 'fore it took a ride
Brother, what a sight for neighbours awe
Brother, what a flight the lobster saw
Yes, indeed

The night my lobster died
The night my lobster died
Brother, what a sifgt it really was
Brother, what a flight it really was
Glory be

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 08:55 PM

Oh, my gosh... I am late to this thread and want to pass on my deepest condolenceses, Sins... I'm sure you must be crush-tationated... I mean, I remember when my Recessa-Annie doll went down --No, not that way, you gutter dwellers -- it was such a blow, ahhhhhh, difficult time for me... I mean, she never talked back and was always there for me with that same smile on her face... Broke my heart but whata ya' gonna do???

So tonight I raise my Natie-Lite can to poor ol' Lobby... He was a good friend to Sins and he will sho nuff be missed...

BTW, didja try some duct tape??? I mean, that stuff is like a miracle... Gave me and Recessa-Annie, sniff, anther year...

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:06 PM

Bobert, I was given a cousin of your Annie to use. I was to blow into her mouth, but when I did her lungs shot clear across the room. I was told that I might have blown her a little to hard.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:26 PM

I intend to give Larry a blow job tommorow. I will report back...



PS I hate you all. You are always sympathetic when someone loses a dog or a cat. But I lose my lobster and I get nothing but abuse.

SIGH...

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:50 PM

Want abuse, Sins, an' we're here to deliver... I mean, we're here fir ya', girl... Who's Larry???... Nevermind but lucky feller...

Ahhhhh, waitin' on that blow job report with baited breath...

(Boberdz, Boberdz, Boberdz??? I tried to tell ya a long time ago to blow, ahhhhhh, leave this pop-stand... These people are, ahhhhhh, friggin' loonies... Maybe you could just do that Lynard Skinnard thing and ask for "Three Steps" toward the door...)

Hey, you wanta go then go... I'm waitin' on a blow job report!!!

B:~)

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Tangledwood
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:34 PM

That's what I said, Kendall... in a pic.

Apologies to Mick Dundee.

It must have been done to confuse the tourists because we usually call them crayfish.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:06 PM

That woulda just been a little ol' crawdad back home.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: LadyJean
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:09 PM

Best of luck with Larry.

I am reminded of one of Billy Conolly's monologues, on inflatable women; "I just gave her a little love bite and she farted and flew out the window."

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: ranger1
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 11:35 PM

NO!!!!!! Not Larry! Poor fella, I knew we should have freed him the same time we released his smaller cousin.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Janie
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 12:22 AM

Uhmmm..........


Uhhh...........


Maybe.........no.......nevermind..........

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 04:23 AM

Annie and Larry, just a couple of air-heads, who'll miss them?


Just pucker up and blow, SINS.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 07:06 AM

Here's a couple of pics of Larry with Mary. Don't they make a nice pair?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Micca
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 08:40 AM

Long long time ago I can still remember
how that lobster used to make me smile
and I knew if I had a chance
I could make that Lobster dance
and maybe he'd be happy for a while
But January made him shiver
with all the snow that Maine delivers
2 foot on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I knew that I would take a slide
If I tried to bring him back inside
but something touched me deep inside
the day the Lobster died

So bye bye Mr Lobster Guy
went to get myself a bevvy
but the cool box was dry
and If you were real Lobster
you'd be in the stir fry
and that would be a reason to die
that would be a reason to die

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 09:07 AM

"I'm not dead yet"
Monty Python

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 10:03 AM

Thank you Mick. Now what about the other 35 verses?

Larry is just too dirty to even consider mouth to mouth. Maybe I'll just nail his carcas to the shed wall. Poor guy. He was so happy in his tree.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 10:06 PM

Refresh. I simply MUST know the outcome of this.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 11:05 PM

Ohmygawdsandgawdesses! So this is what I've been missing! Sins, remember the Rainbow Bridge? Larry will be waiting there for you. Let him go, honey...there comes a time, every vet can tell you, when ya just have to let go. Doesn't your new company building have a pool available to employees? Think of the fun you could have with a "new" Larry!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Tinker
Date: 13 Jun 10 - 11:59 PM

Ya know if I can get out to the garage, I think his cousin may be hanging out on top of the shelving..... I know a very similar lobstah came home from Maine with me one summer....

those were the days my friends....

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Stu
Date: 14 Jun 10 - 07:25 AM

Many years ago when I lived at home my mum was asked to look after a neighbours fish whilst they were on their hols. In one tank was a small freshwater lobster, the pride and joy of my mum's friend's hubby which he'd had for years and loved dearly. Off they went and when it came to the first feeding I went with mum to lend and hand and have a pike at this famous lobster. We'd been given full feeding instructions and spent a while dangling bits of prawn in front of said lobster with long tweezers but . . . nothing. Eventually we decided to wake it up and gave it a prod with the tweezers - nothing. Further tweezer probing ensued and disaster! Our worst fears were realised - the lobster was dead, ceased to be and we still had two weeks left to go before they came home.

Needless to say, on their return I left it mum to go and break the news that his beloved lobster had keffed it within hours of them going away. Apparently, the chap was quite sad (although my suggestion the news might have been easier to swallow if we'd boiled the lobster, shelled it and stuck it in a buttie made of nice, crusty bread with a squirt of lemon and some marie-rose sauce was poo-pooed immediately).

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 14 Jun 10 - 07:30 AM

If he was red, he was most likely cooked anyway. Call Red lobster...they may have a recipe to reconstitute him....they possibly do this every day?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jun 10 - 08:30 AM

Marie Rose sauce? Yeeeuch!!!!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: LadyJean
Date: 14 Jun 10 - 11:29 PM

Wholey's Market in Pittsburgh had a huge lobster of great age, that, after much discussion, they donated to the city aquarium. It promptly went to whatever afterlife awaits lobsters. It's shell is still on display, however.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 10 - 11:40 PM

May I suggest that Larry be properly waked at Getaway? Bagpipes, Taps, all that sort of thing.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 08:01 AM

Don't encourage her Rap - she'll be looking at full mourning gear!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 08:05 AM

Widow's weeds! Great idea.
A workshop on lobsters in song and story. HMMMMMM

Sugarfoot, did you refrigearate the mini-lobster for his family to wake...or did you flush him?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Tinker
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 08:13 AM

We could do black veils and red boas..... and black lace parasols

I've a slightly cracked fish tank that would make an amazing "casket" for viewing ..... could be lined in black velvet....

The possibilities are endless

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 08:21 AM

Now I am confused...

I click onto the picuure of Larry and Larry is Kendall... I mean, the boy sho nuff get's round but sneakin' in as a lobster??? I donno???

B~

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 11:04 AM

It's Kendall's escape claws, Bobertz
Sort of a latter day shell suit.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 11:21 AM

I know, its not much of a rhyme, or poem....but I could not see the end of this thread without say'in a few words about Larry.


I'll tell you tales
Of lobster tails,
agalmatophilia, vinyl, and PVC

Inspired by spawn
To resemble a prawn
Larry's a true beauty of sea

A novelty gift
Inflated to lift
Our spirits, like a "dama de viaje"

Blow things deflate
As a daily fate
But, Larry stayed blown up in our tree

With an air of contempt
Larry was content
Perched over our lives as a friend

But, one day Larry heard
A passerby's words
What the hell is that lobster thing for?

A question he asked
As his tree hours passed
What use do I serve being here?

He pined for the sea
To find family
Who could answer this question of life

He planned the escape
A big break to make
When the winds could loosen his ties

On a June breezy night
Larry took flight
Free, escaping the tree as the plan

Short freedom was found
For, a fall to the ground
Deflated Larry's seams beyond repair

Not knowing, nor told
How lives will unfold
Nor, how it's all scripted to end

We march to a fate
Whether natural or fake
With questions of why we are here

Now, friend, look in the tree
There's no Larry to see
But, it does not mean that he's not there

RIP

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 11:44 AM

Won't you join the dance?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 12:10 PM

Ah Ed. I didn't realize how cruel it was to keep him in the tree. I thought he was happy. Maybe I should bury him at sea. Or will some poor unsuspecting dolphin choke to death on him? Cremation may be frowned upon by the town - burning rubber. Maybe i will just fold him away in a large box and bury him. Just think what archeologists will make of that three thousand years from now - he will still be in tact you know.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Stu
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 12:29 PM

"Sugarfoot, did you refrigearate the mini-lobster for his family to wake...or did you flush him?"

Actually, we left him there for two weeks in case we'd made some sort of lobster misdiagnosis and he was moulting or meditating or something, although in retrospect this probably had more to do with our squeamishness when it came to handling an expired crustacean rather than a genuine concern. I don't know how things went when his dad got back, but I'm willing to bet he was a little ripe by the time he was fished out, although we did keep the pump on in the tank.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 10 - 12:30 PM

You don't need a body for a wake. But why not load his body and all his possessions into a boat and send it out to sea afire, like the Vikings and folks used to do? Or bury him under a mound surrounded by sardines and other things to help him in the afterlife (a pump would be nice)?

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 21 Jun 10 - 08:59 AM

I have got you all now.
Larry is now up for auction. A reverse auction. If you don't donate to the Michael Harrison Fund you may end up with Larry and his sister piece - the blue glitter 2" peacock made of bamboo.
Bid now so I can remove your name from the list.

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Jun 10 - 09:02 AM

Shell shocked!

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: open mike
Date: 21 Jun 10 - 10:25 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/82714470@N00/4695934204/in/photostream/

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: GUEST,girl
Date: 29 Jun 10 - 10:25 AM

I found a lobster outside of my garage I had it only for 3 days today I found it dead I was sad I gave it the rong kind of food for an acsident. I named him sabashtion

Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 29 Jul 10 - 09:02 PM

Oh, Mary! I know how heartsick you've been since Larry deflated into a faded puddle of his former self.

Bat Goddess to the rescue! Last Saturday I adopted a NEW inflatable lobster and I'm keeping it safely tucked into the original box until I next see you (or can otherwise transport it to your abode). It will need to me inflated, of course, upon arrival. And I understand it has handles near its "ears" so it can be ridden by youngsters in your backyard pool. (The invisible one.)

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 01:45 AM

Whenever I see this title I immediately think of pregnancy tests.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 03:42 AM

I thought they used rabbits, not lobsters, Ebbie!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 11:57 AM

Larry has handles too. WHEEEE. WOn't my neighbors be thrilled to see TWO lobsters in the tree. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: GUEST,999
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 02:12 PM

So did my crabs. Great relief, ain`t it.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: gnu
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 02:31 PM

Bruce... did you get the crabs in Canada... snow crabs?

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 02:33 PM

I heard they can regrow lost limbs, but this is another kettle of fish.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:52 PM

That's what is so confusing, John MacKenzie. I think they must just do things differently in Maine.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Teribus
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 04:56 PM

Here's what you do, get a fellow catter who lives on the Gulf coast to post the vaguest details of your loss and send it in to BP, you will then receive millions in compensation.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jul 10 - 05:11 PM

Maybe not, Mr T. There aren't too many lobstahs in the Gulf.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
From: Teribus
Date: 31 Jul 10 - 02:48 AM

That won't make any difference to a good "Shark" (i.e. Lawyer)