BS: Where is Spaw? (Dec. 2010 update)

Subject: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 12:12 PM

At the risk of getting a reply like Jeri " I am here leave me alone or I will F you up" LOL ... I submit that the old coot has been way too quiet lately ... In fact he has not insulted me in forever which makes me worry about him ...

Are you Ok buddie, don't make us come over there !!

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 12:21 PM

Dropping in and out.....Lots of 3D stuff and all......but I have stopped in today to kick bearded bruce's ass so I'm still my same nastyass self!(:<))

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 12:29 PM

Check out the Obama's DOJ thread, Dan. Spaw is alive and well and...wellllllll....Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 12:40 PM

ok saw the thread, i feel better buddie. great to see you in your normal form :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 01:57 PM

Spaw actually HAS a normal form?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Amergin
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 02:03 PM

That I swear is the only time I ever saw the words Spaw and normal in the same sentence....

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 05:01 PM

Quite frankly, I cannot recall ever disagreeing with anything Spaw has posted here, and in private (PM & email) conversations I've found him informative, courteous, responsive, helpful, and downright friendly.

Now chew hard and digest that juxtaposition of descriptive ... (groping for another word??).

John

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 06:53 PM

"Where is Spaw?" God, we worry about that boy don't we? And for good reason!

I believe that Spaw's existence is essential to the Mudcat. Every tribe, group, club, needs a trickster, a joker, a loveable rascal who will cross the bounds of taste when nobody else will. In fact, it's so essential, that should anything ever (God forbid) happen to him, one of the other Mudcat regulars should be prepared to step into Pat's shoes and assume the mantle of Catspaw. In fact, even if he wants to take a break from this forum for a while, and you couldn't blame him, it would be great if someone could don the demeanor and get in the game. And Catspaw could go be a quiet unassuming guy who just wants to feed finches for a bit. Even Superman got to be Clark Kent from time to time.

Bottom line is, Spaw, you need to take on an understudy, someone you can show the basic ropes of being the Spawser, someone to be the Robin to your Batman. They would have to possess some of the basic skill set that you have: Irrascibilty, liberalism, spunk, obnoxiousness, cleverness, obstinacy, genuineness, mechanical inclination, an unpredictable tender side, a sense of fairness, iconoclasticism(?), flatulence, profanity, and the ability to sing all of the songs from Oklahoma with lyrics about fellatio.

Volunteers?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 07:13 PM

A Spawling or Spawette, perhaps?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 07:15 PM

You mean, you want him to Spawn?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 07:31 PM

Hey, Dan, that wasn't me who said that.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 09:34 PM

LOL
something like that Jeri my dear
got me laughin again

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Dave Swan
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:57 AM

Nobody gives a stretched out, saggy, flatulent, incontinent rat's ass where Spaw is.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 05:15 AM

LEJ... "Robin to your Batman"

Or vice versa.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 11:38 AM

On another thread...
ubject: RE: BS: Becoming a Mother-in-Law
From: catspaw49 - PM
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 08:46 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 12:15 PM

No, Dan.

Apparently, I'm not getting through to you.

The last time I posted as a guest was in Feb of 2009. Trying a PM might have been/might be the best way to go.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 01:04 PM

A guide to recent Spaw:

1 catspaw49   RE: BS: Curmudgeon: Waiting 101   09-Jul-10 - 11:57 AM
2 catspaw49   RE: BS: Becoming a Mother-in-Law   09-Jul-10 - 08:46 AM
3 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card (opinion thread)   08-Jul-10 - 04:33 PM
4 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card (opinion thread)   08-Jul-10 - 04:00 PM
5 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think?   08-Jul-10 - 01:56 PM
6 catspaw49   RE: BS: Does Argentine steak make you feel good   08-Jul-10 - 12:27 PM
7 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card   08-Jul-10 - 12:24 PM
8 catspaw49   RE: BS: Long white curley....   08-Jul-10 - 12:23 PM
9 catspaw49   RE: BS: Where is Spaw?   08-Jul-10 - 12:21 PM
10 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think?   08-Jul-10 - 10:17 AM
11 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's DOJ plays race card   08-Jul-10 - 10:15 AM
12 catspaw49   RE: BS: Does Argentine steak make you feel good   08-Jul-10 - 04:08 AM
13 catspaw49   RE: BS: Parkour   08-Jul-10 - 02:39 AM
14 catspaw49   RE: BS: Obama's TSA : Double minus Right-think?   08-Jul-10 - 02:19 AM
15 catspaw49   RE: BS: Motocycle advise   05-Jul-10 - 08:16 PM
16 catspaw49   RE: BS: Happy Independence Day 2010!!   05-Jul-10 - 07:54 PM
17 catspaw49   RE: BS: Should England have a new Football Manager?   05-Jul-10 - 12:21 PM
18 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall)   03-Jul-10 - 12:05 PM
19 catspaw49   RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights   03-Jul-10 - 01:50 AM
20 catspaw49   RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights   02-Jul-10 - 11:21 PM
21 catspaw49   RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights   02-Jul-10 - 11:13 PM
22 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall)   02-Jul-10 - 06:19 PM
23 catspaw49   RE: BS: Memorial - States' Rights   02-Jul-10 - 06:17 PM
24 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall)   02-Jul-10 - 01:46 PM
25 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems (Kendall)   01-Jul-10 - 08:20 PM
26 catspaw49   RE: Obit: Mrs Audie Murphy - April 2010   01-Jul-10 - 07:39 PM
27 catspaw49   RE: BS: Jacqui.c visiting California this July   01-Jul-10 - 07:28 PM
28 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems   30-Jun-10 - 03:53 PM
29 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems   30-Jun-10 - 03:51 PM
30 catspaw49   RE: BS: My health problems   30-Jun-10 - 02:58 PM
...

(A whole month would have made 'way too long a post.)

He appears to have been "mising" only on July 1, 4, 6, and 7.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 01:47 PM

Perhaps a more pertinent and philosophical question is "WHAT is Spaw?"

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: maeve
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 01:51 PM

The most important point is that, "Spaw is!"

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:02 PM

Are we looking for pearls of wisdom from himself? Are we Brain Spawtting?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:05 PM

Yep.....Try to drop by daily to offer words of wisdom and/or rude and crude remarks..............But I have given serious consideration to mentoring a successor to this lofty position.

It ain't happening. Who the fuck would want the job? The hidden aspects of this position can just suck the fun out of it. Some people can't understand how I can be helpful or nice or understanding and also be rude, abrasive, insulting, and mean. So when I take few whacks (or more) at someone like Conrad or Wavy or a few others, I get these PM's asking that I be polite to the targeted fuckwad since they have seen elsewhere that I can be nice. What a gawdamn pain in the ass that is!!!

Then there are the............aw let's not get into it. I just don't want to layoff this position on some other idiot.......It would take the remarkable stupidity that only I possess to do this job. Wait....I take it back......LeBron James has that much stupidity because he said his Cleveland fans would understand his decision.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: maeve
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:07 PM

Spaw-trawling?
Looking for inspawation?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: maeve
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:14 PM

We are graced by your presents/presence/prescience, Sir Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:24 PM

Awww Gee.....What a nice lass you are! Why don't you come over and sit on Spaw's lap? Ol' Spaw show you a trick............


Spaw---also Resident D.O.M. (;<))

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: maeve
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:27 PM

You want to talk with my Truelove 'bout that offer? Hmmm?

I hear the cellar is nice.

m

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 02:47 PM

reading this Now I know he is feeling alright ... LOL
he always makes me laugh .. some artists work in oils, some in clay .. some in watercolors ... Spaw works in profanity ... a master of the art form ...

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 03:06 PM

"Why don't you come over and sit on Spaw's lap?"

Now it's Spawralling down. Resident DOM indeed.

"Who the fuck would want the job?"

That's not the point. Few could do it. Few have your inate (inane?) passionate drive for calling a fuckwad a fuckwad. And you have called a fair few FWs FWs. I can think of one just yesterday.... and then, before that... well, I just applaud your joie de fuckem.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 03:22 PM

Maybe some self-appointed Poet Fuckwadoriate could string together some mindless never-ending drivel verse in tribute to your exploits, Spaw? For retrospect... for history when you decide it just ain't worth the bother fucking with stupidity?

That might be enough to have you take a young warrior against crap and confusion under your wing and train him to defend against the Dumb Side. May the Farce be with you should you decide to take on this impossible mission.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 05:29 PM

Spaw, this should perk you up, if you need perking. In fact, I defy you to watch this and not laugh out loud several times. It has it's own thread, but you haven't been by yet.

Katie Goodman - I Didn't F**k It Up.

Happy Spawday, friend. ;)

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 06:34 PM

I gotta write a Spaw song, anyone want to help on the Lyrics ... I bet Karen will like it also ..

:-)

See what you get bro when you are too quiet

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 06:41 PM

Dan... I am game... shoot!

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 08:11 PM

Gnu, that was funny. (But is gnu hunting legal?)

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 08:58 AM

He`s off somewhere fuckin` sheep.































(No offence, Spaw.)

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:22 AM

"He`s off somewhere fuckin` sheep."

Jealous?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:38 AM

LOL ... that was priceless Jeri

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:25 AM

It's going to be one of those days...
I'm hot (in the classical sense of the word, not like what sheep are to some of us), I have a migraine, the Jehovah's Witnesses just left after dropping off some litterature, and I found a zucchini on my porch when I came back inside. I swear, if it started raining mohair grapes, I probably wouldn't bat an eyebrow.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:49 AM

Jeri... heheee!

Dan...

There was an old Cat named Spaw,
Whose scathing remarks could awe.
With profanity ad infinitum, he'd tell trolls and twits to bite em.
It's a wonder his ass ain't raw.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: kendall
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 04:40 PM

I thought he might be hiding since he asked if my daughter had the clap.If I thought he meant it, I'd hunt him down and kick him in the balls...assuming he has balls.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 05:09 PM

NOT at all, Jeri. Had it been goats, well, maybe.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 08:09 PM

GNU ... awesome !!! can't stop laughing ...
Oh boy we are in for it now .. wait till he reads this

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: ranger1
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:22 PM

NOT at all, Jeri. Had it been goats, well, maybe.

And all these years I thought it was hatracks that turned you on.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:20 PM

You mean...moose?? Specifically, male moose?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:46 PM

Me thinks I created a monster with this thread ... yikes Spaw is going to kill me

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 06:13 AM

Where is Spaw?

What is Spaw?

But nobody has asked "WHY IS SPAW?"

And nobody has offered the familiar and ever popular:

        "If you have to ask you can't afford one."

(Although I'm sure we don't pay him near enough for all the abuse ...
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...
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he gives us.)

John

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: catspaw49
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 08:16 AM

Good point John!

For a starter I'm thinking maybe y'all could send me one of them goats that 999 is talking about...................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: olddude
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 08:51 AM

We all love ya buddie ...

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 09:08 AM

You gonna send him a goat?

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: Jeri
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 09:50 AM

I'm pretty sure SINSULL could find you an inflatable one. That's probably the only way you know you'll be getting a virgin.

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: bseed(charleskratz)
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 10:05 AM

One of you potters oughta make him a goat ocaroma. He's probably ready to switch from
Cleigh McPossum, or at least to add a critter with a bass range.. And for Spaw, it oughta be one ya blow in the mouth and the music comes out the anus, as tuned and tuneful flatulance.

Charles

Subject: RE: BS: Where is Spaw?
From: GUEST,999
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:11 PM

For the novice . . . .