BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!

Subject: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 11:20 AM

Who wants a bunch of unwanted chimpanzees running around? It's cruel and mean. Spay or neuter all chimps who are not in the wild or breeding stock in zoos! Otherwise who knows what will happen?

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: bobad
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 11:22 AM

I'd like to spay or neuter some of my neighbours.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 11:28 AM

Go for it. If they're like some of my neighbors I'd suggest a chain saw.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 11:31 AM

Do I smell a friggin' troll? PEE-YOUUUU!!!

Spay or neuter your human! There are way too many of them around as it is.

- Chongo

p.s. I don't mean you, Renata. Just jokin' here.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 11:49 AM

Rapaire!!!

Are there humongous gonads on your block???

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 06:37 PM

Some of 'em are, or think they are.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 06:39 PM

Chain saw gonads!!??

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 06:56 PM

"Go for it. If they're like some of my neighbors I'd suggest a chain saw."

Oh........That made me splutter, Rappy! So funny!

Spay and Neuter are quite cool names for Chimps...

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Slag
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 07:08 PM

It's the damn Bonobos! Right Chongo?

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 09:33 PM

I'd say both to both... Spay "and" neuter both yer chimps and yer humans then no one will be able to claim they are being discriminated against...

Ahhhhh, start with the humans... They seem to be causin' alot more problems these days than the chimps, Chongz possibly being an exception...

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 10 - 09:39 PM

When Chongo gets neutered they're gonna use a stump and a sledge hammer.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 12:32 AM

OUCH! What an awful idea! You are really asking for it, Rapaire.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 12:46 AM

Don't worry, He'll be under anesthetic. A fifth of bourbon with a tequila chaser.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: Arthur_itus
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 06:19 AM

Give them the hot brick treatment.

The bricks have holes big enough for the Chimps nadgers.

Step 1 Heat the bricks up until they are red hot
Step 2 Slam the bricks on the chimps nadgers
Step 3 Release the bricks and the nadgers should drop off and the heat will seal the open wounds (just like cooking).
Step 4 Make some nadger soup and serve to the family (waste not want not).
Job done.

I believe they are inventing Laser Bricks as it is more effective.

Time for breakfast.

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 07 Nov 10 - 10:39 AM

Yeah, yeah...I got a remedy for you people too, but I ain't gonna tell you what it is cos I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise!

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: Spay Or Neuter Your Chimp!
From: GUEST,Patsy
Date: 08 Nov 10 - 05:58 AM

All depends on whether you want to breed or just have as a pet, neutered male animals tend to be less agressive than ones with all their tackle so go ahead I say, ho ho!