Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: bobby's girl Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:34 PM Unfortunately my mother did'nt like cats and dogs so the only pet I was allowed was a budgie - sadly this would make me Joey Holderness - lacks a certain something I feel |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Margo Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:31 PM Oh boy, I'm Schatzie Blair. Ooooowee! Margarita |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:25 PM O.K., I give up -- I also dress up pelicans like Willie Nelson. ("If you had not been fishing, then I would not have found you....") Happy, CP, happy?? Jesus. yours, Peter T. P.S. (I envisage the male strippers on the low "wheeup --yos" and the ladies on the falsettos doing their thing. Somehow Odetta seems to sashay across the stage....) I better get to the tavern for a glass of milk fast. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Barbara Shaw Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:24 PM So I'm Blackie Murray. Never get away with a name like that today... I'd be better off with my last dog / street, which would be Muffin Stonegate. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:15 PM Omigawd -- stripping to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight..." I'm seeing a chorus line... ww, AKA Sin-Sin Drew (Later in life it would be Beanie Northcutt, but I think that sounds more like a member of the Boys Rockets, Bugs and No Girlz Club...)
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:10 PM Go back to the Mudcat Tavern Liam, about # 9 or # 10 and read all about it....Like many Mudcat jokes, it's origins are often obscure, but there are some folks around here who will not let go of a joke, no matter how bad....kinda' like Peter T., who after years of therapy still cannot keep himself from dressing up the local herons to look like Waylon Jennings....really tragic, ya' know? Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Max Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:06 PM You all can call me Rocky High. No shit. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: JedMarum Date: 17 Sep 99 - 02:01 PM Suzy Lincoln - Abe's long lost great great grand-daughter, but what's the bit about a potatoe? {sic; the Republican spelling} |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:46 PM Oh thank you so much for caring and, thank goodness, there was no need to worry, my friends. I explained that wonderful yesterday in the "hurricane" thread. Welcome, Luna. Love, annap |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:38 PM Is this perhaps the perfect thread we have all been waiting for, the peak? I think so. Furry animals, nostalgia, exotic dancers, childhood, absurdity. It only lacks folk music, so -- is there any folk music worth stripping to? My mind turns for some dark, unexplained reason towards "Wimoweh". Thanks, Dave, we owe you. yours, Peter T. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:36 PM Say, we have one helluva' an act building up here......I mean really, if these aren't great burlesque names....... Taffy...Ginger ... Boots ... Lollipop????????......Geezus!!! And Luna, you might as well give up on that now as I think you're stuck with Jigger!!! (gawd, this is great)......anyway Jigger, Welcome to the 'Cat!!!! Great music,great folks, a great little village here. If you have any questions please feel free to ask. Bert will only remember Jigger so if you have a question for him, be sure to sign it "Jigger." AND....cotrary to what you heard from Bert, I'm polite, courteous, serious minded, and not sarcastic in the least. WELCOME!!! Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:35 PM That's Maiden Luna, too! Good to see you on here, annap. Got a little worried. kat |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:26 PM Glad to see you're still alive Snowball Summer. Hope you weren't too inconvenienced by the Hurricane. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: campfire Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:22 PM Geez, I would have been Ginger Greentree, but since Ginger has already been taken, above, I'll have to go with the cat instead - Pixie GreenTree. Of course, before we got Pixie, her name was "Princess Powderpuff".....I guess I wouldn't need another last name then, would I? If I were male, though, I'd use the current dog and location - Bentley Bluemound has a nice ring to it, don't you think? campfire |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: annamill Date: 17 Sep 99 - 01:20 PM SNOWBALL SUMMER (I'd be damn good too) Luna, that's my maiden (if I ever was one) name. love, annap |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Rick Fielding Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:55 PM All the best from "Duke St. Andrews". My good wife "Kate Kingston", echoes these sentiments and wonders if "McKnees" would have made the Glasgow police force as "Goldfish Dunard"! Had I decided to become a male stripper at the age of six, I would have been forced to use the Moniker "Bootsie Cote de Neiges". Rick |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: lamarca Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:51 PM Oh, boy (or girl)! I guess I would be ****Ginger Eldorado**** (although adopting the name of our "intellectually challenged" cocker spaniel is hard - talk about dumb blondes...) My friends on the folk festival Operations crew circuit fondly remember my "Chain Dance" late one night on stage at the Sylvan Theater near the Washington Monument... It's really amazing what can be done with the prehensile tail of an opossum! |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: harpgirl Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:37 PM ...cooie hill? |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Neil Lowe Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:32 PM ...and call it "Gravity's Lameglow"..... |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:16 PM I'm saving this thread forever. Just in case I ever want to write a novel about a home for old exotic dancers... Hey! There's an idea. We could do an episodic t.v. drama, a la' "E.R." or "Friends" (ok, ok, so that's not preCISEly a drama...nor even actually a comedy) about a home outside Las Vegas for exotic dancers whose tassles don't tilt anymore, so to speak .... ww |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: sophocleese Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:12 PM Well I'd be Clapton Parkhill, anybody got a better place to be clapped on? Sophocleese |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:10 PM Hey, welcome aboard Jigger, er sorry, Luna. This is a good thread to start with, crazy from the word go. You'll fit in real well. Just keep out if the way of Taffy Eastport. Bert |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jigger Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:07 PM Well, I suppose this is as good an introduction to all you 'catters as any... If I were an exotic dancer, I'd be Jigger St. Clair. But you can call me Luna. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (who is called Jack) Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:06 PM Spaw, Didn't Taffy and Daisy's live act get shut down once for including lewd acts with possums, or is that just a rumor? |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Cara Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:05 PM Lollipop Forest Hills.
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Peter T. Date: 17 Sep 99 - 12:03 PM Daisy, Taffy, meet Ting-Hao Truax (from the James Bond film, Never Say Goodbye to a Gold Thunderball Twice). yours, Peter T. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:47 AM Mick -- the image of you and that thong are as deeply imbedded in our imaginations as that potato was imbedded in ... oh, nivver mind... ww |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:46 AM I knew that f##ker would not let this pass. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Big Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:31 AM Jack, I think it's because of the way you make the tassles go in opposite directions...Not many of us can do that. ww |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Jack (who is called Jack) Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:29 AM I am Muffy 252. Of course if its open to cats I become Tasha Pennfield. As for exotic dancing, people who have seen me try have often remarked as politely as they could muster, "Thats a rather ...um... exotic dancing style you have".
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:26 AM *** APPEARING NIGHTLY *** LIVE SHOWS *** NO COVER ***
XXX rated"Daisy Orleans and Taffy Eastport"XXXrated
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Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: WyoWoman Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:26 AM Omigod, I love this! Sin-Sin Drew!!! Yesssss! ww |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Bert Date: 17 Sep 99 - 11:11 AM Pat Marlow |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Big Mick Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:55 AM Daisy Orleans. I will never live this or the thong down. Shit. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Neil Lowe Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:50 AM Stretch Letcher....hmmmm. Kind of has a symmetrical appeal, don't you think? |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: alison Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:50 AM Brandy Sandhill. |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:45 AM Uh, huh................Ooboy.............Okay ...and plant a big one btween my coat vent El Swanno.. "Taffy Eastport" Right then............ Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: katlaughing Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:26 AM Let's see, you're not gonna believe this one: Dog: Tramp Riverview! I guess that's better than Wrinkles Twelfth Road (or whatever number the darn place was)! Cat: that I remember first....Sir Lancelot Riverview! Maybe the turtle would be better: Aliki "G" Road... Naw, I think I'll have to find a different formula, El Swanno! Fun to think of, though! |
Subject: RE: BS: If you were an exotic dancer From: Allan C. Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:26 AM Tasty Grove |
Subject: If you were an exotic dancer... From: Dave Swan Date: 17 Sep 99 - 10:18 AM If you were an exotic dancer or other worker in the adult entertainment industry, you might want to assume another name. A friend has brought us the following formula. First name: Your first dog (or turtle or chicken or hamster). Last name: The street where you lived when you had him. Thus: Dave Swan becomes Sam Euclid, a square jawed guy with a slide rule and a thong, pj becomes Tina Montrose. Need I say more? S.E. Bronson becomes Blitzen Mayberry, a name just right for rabbit fur camel shackles and a biker vest. Anyone? E.S. |