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BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar

Charley Noble 11 Aug 11 - 10:07 AM
olddude 11 Aug 11 - 10:27 AM
Big Mick 11 Aug 11 - 10:27 AM
Rapparee 11 Aug 11 - 10:35 AM
Georgiansilver 11 Aug 11 - 10:56 AM
John MacKenzie 11 Aug 11 - 11:11 AM
Jim Dixon 11 Aug 11 - 07:17 PM
katlaughing 11 Aug 11 - 07:18 PM
Charley Noble 11 Aug 11 - 07:19 PM
Mo the caller 12 Aug 11 - 02:20 AM
Sandra in Sydney 12 Aug 11 - 05:01 AM
Jack the Sailor 12 Aug 11 - 12:10 PM
Charley Noble 12 Aug 11 - 05:03 PM
gnu 12 Aug 11 - 05:10 PM
Charley Noble 12 Aug 11 - 09:03 PM

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Subject: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:07 AM

Well, not quite yet but he was certainly caught shoplifting some snacks: Click here for video!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: olddude
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:27 AM

That is great Charley


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Big Mick
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:27 AM

Hilarious!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:35 AM

Now I know why they want to get into my house.


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 10:56 AM

Many years ago I worked as a store detective in Woolworths, Lincoln UK.. the funniest shop lifter we had was a dog which came in frequently, front paws up on the sweet counter and took a mouthful of always the same sweets. I followed it home and spoke with the owner who could not understand where his dog was getting his favourite mint humbugs from.... Never saw the dog in the shop again though... No action was taken....


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 11:11 AM

He's one of ours!


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 07:17 PM

My sister-in-law, who lives in Brighton, sent me this video with the caption "This is how the looting started." Actually, there hasn't been any rioting or looting in Brighton that I know of. She hates gulls. They build nests on her roof and keep her awake squawking. I sort of like them myself, but I don't have to live with them on a daily basis.


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 07:18 PM

I love it!! LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Aug 11 - 07:19 PM

John-

Thanks for IDing this feathered thief - McSeagull!

Nice that folks are actually paying the shopkeeper for whatever the seagull rips off.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Mo the caller
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 02:20 AM

Time to move the stock around to confuse him


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 05:01 AM

my local supermarket was raided by s nasty (introduced pest) bird last year. It was eating the grapes & I felt sick in my stomach when I saw it standing on the open box & eating.

When I told the dopey bloke in the fruit section he just said something like 'he's always doing it' & moved slowly towards the intruder. (ps. fruit display was well inside the shopping centre, past 3 large shops & around the corner past 2 shops so bird had to travel a while to get to his dinner.)


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 12:10 PM

If they are paying, I think they ought to give the seagull something healthier than Doritos.


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 05:03 PM

Jack-

You ever try to explain anything to a seagull?

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: gnu
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 05:10 PM

Indeed Charley. Squawk, shit, squawk, shit... my Bro gave his MiL a toy seagull... she squeezed it and guess what happened.


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Subject: RE: BS: This Seagull walks into a Bar
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Aug 11 - 09:03 PM

gnu-

Yes, not a pretty sight.

I actually prefer a sea gull who goes to a proper retail store and shoplifts to those who plunder picnic tables.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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