BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: catspaw49
Date: 04 Oct 11 - 08:37 PM

He crashed her into a wall didn't he? I KNEW IT!!! I knew there was some reason he hasn't been around here. Once again he lets a great feeling get the best of him and he crashes something into a wall.............First a bike and now this poor girl.................................Oh the humanity................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 11 - 06:26 PM

He will tell you more later.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 04 Oct 11 - 06:17 PM

Still recovering?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Raptor
Date: 04 Oct 11 - 06:15 PM

I was in Banff at the fairmont Banff springs
I tell you more later.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Oct 11 - 12:54 AM

"Decent." (what Shane would say...)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 30 Sep 11 - 06:49 PM

Freeresh. Enquiring minds eh?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 06:22 PM

Oui. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 29 Sep 11 - 06:21 PM

Bonne idée ami.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 06:44 PM

I ain't touchin' it, Gnu. Nope. Uh uh. Nyet. Non.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 06:25 PM

Oh, now, THERE is an opening for a disgusting and childish joke. Don't you DARE 9!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: LilyFestre
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 06:13 PM

HOORAY!! Congratulations!!!!

All the best!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 06:00 PM

I was at the big celebration the day after David's wedding. It was a pig roast. The only uhappy camper there was the pig. There was lots of great live music played on the spot by various of us folks, lots of good food and merry company, and I'd say about 200 attendees were there.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 05:47 PM

OM, some of us care very much about David. As LH said, he has a sense of humour. We have all made our wishes for his happiness known, and if we didn't like him, we likely wouldn't even be posting on the thread. You may not understand what passes for humour in this part of Canada, but no disrespect is intended towards either him or his bride. FWIW

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 05:18 PM

om... just keepin the thread alive until Raptor checks in. It's the Canuck way of showing we care.

Or we are actually ignorant assholes what got nuthin better ta do eh?

Either way, as Canucks we do or don't care. Take yer pick. Either way, we're cool.

(It's all in fun... seriously... LH is right. Hope we didn't offend TOOO badly.)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 04:50 PM

You're right, open mike...but Raptor has a wild flippin' sense of humour. Trust me. I know the guy. He's probably enjoying the silly stuff we're posting here.

Still...maybe we should just start another thread.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 04:46 PM

The McBride family came over "on the boat" during the hard years of the Irish Potato Famine and have never looked back (well, maybe once or twice...) since. If they had looked back, they'd have seen an angry mob of creditors and disgruntled neighbours that they "borrowed" things from, plus probably a few Irish police officers.

The McBrides haled from the region around the Dingle Peninsula. They were famous in the area as drunkards, layabouts, and petty thieves blessed with an almost superhuman ability to avoid paying work and sidestep most forms of social responsibility. Due to the perenially roving eye and virtual unmarriageability of most of the McBride men, they fathered a very large number of children out of wedlock, so Shane has many relatives still living around the area of Dingle, most of whom are eager to deny any form of connection with him or his forbears and family name.

Having arrived in the new lands of North America in 1850 and settling in Nova Scotia, Shane's great grandfather decided to turn over a new leaf and started growing marijuana and selling it to the locals. At first this was a very small business which attracted little attention, so Shane's great grandfather was forced, much to his chagrin and shame, to accept normal work as a casual labourer, while abetting his meagre income with stolen horses, carriages, and light machinery. This led to an increasingly acrimonious relationship with the RCMP and the local police in Nova Scotia, eventually causing the McBride family to relocate to Blind River, Ontario. Shane's father, Sam McBride, started up a small marijuana grow-op in Blind River and eked out a precarious living by fencing stolen goods and forging checks.

Then the 60s came and all of a sudden Marijuana blossomed from being a minor cult phenomenon of a few jazz musicians to becoming a mainstream recreational drug embraced by an entire young generation!

The life of the McBride family was transformed. They could now afford takeout pizza at least 3 times a week, and the fridge was always full of Canadian beer. These were "the salad days".

It all went swimmingly until Shane's father fell asleep on the railroad tracks after an epic drinking session and got run over by a westbound train. They had to bury him in fifteen different pieces. The family was devastated.

But nothing can keep a McBride down forever. Shane and his brother Don swore on their father's grave (as well as pretty much everyplace else they went) that they would restore the "fambly fortune". This might sound difficult, but one should keep in mind that that would only require raising about $320. Within a year Shane and Don had built the marijuana business back up to the levels attained by their dad, and things were "lookin' good, eh?"

Then the cops ruined it all by busting the brothers and shutting down their grow-op! This led to a bitter vendetta between the McBride brothers and the police force which has persisted to this day, each determined to outlast the other and achieve final victory.

And there you have it. The glorious history of a proud Irish-Canadian family who have never forgotten their roots, never given up on their ideals, and never refused the challenges life has offered them.

Shane and Don McBride can be found today living in Blind River, often hanging out at the local Tim Hortons or the Iron Horse Tavern. They will sign autographs for free cigarettes or beer. They will accept friendly offers from single (or married) women with no strings attached. A book and movie deal is rumoured to be in the works as I speak, and the brothers will play themselves. Famed Hockey commentator Don Cherry will appear in a cameo role, as will a local police officer, the lovely Jennifer Dana. It's gonna be AWESOME!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: open mike
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 04:44 PM

hey, youse guys, this is a thread about 2 people in love planning to enjoy wedded bliss together...why fill it with your schlock about less than beautiful thoughts !?!?!

Best wishes to the newly weds...

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 04:33 PM

Have ya got Susie's number? She said she was gonna get a boob job and "move up" from tranvestite to tranny. Like I always say, no tits, no tranny. I lost her number and I promised I would call her. I'll bet she's pissed. Anyway, I wouldn't have anything to do with her other than keeping in touch. Not on accounta the critters with more than two legs... if she'd fuck a McBrrride, well... there it is eh? Ewwwwwwww.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 03:48 PM

I have been to Blind River and I have to tell y'all it's a beautiful town. The McBride family--two of whom post here--are not typical of the place. They are what one refers to in polite company as exceptions. In fact, the two who post here are not typical of this planet. That said,
I understand at present Shane has fleas and his brother has crabs. I have given their names to The Temperance League which is run by some very refined ladies of the evening and a transvestite named Suzette who says she is the one who gave Shane's brother the little critters. There's never a dull moment in BR which is approximately mid-way between Sudbury and the Soo. It should become a national soap opera, but both boys have an image problem that would only be acceptable to certain cable channels and film companies with mottoes like "We'll put the X back in your life" or "We get it right the first time and if you don't like it, call your mother."

God Bless Ontario

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 28 Sep 11 - 02:22 PM

I'd have to be fliphead to do that ya hoser.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 08:18 PM

Becoz you are a major fliphead and can't flippin' do nothin' right!

- Shane

p.s. I will give lessens in overcomin' flipheadhood if you give me some free beer.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:56 PM

Why do I always see the typos after I sumbit and just before the post posts?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:55 PM

I wonder if they may have been able to go to some fra away and exotic destination for a hornymoon. Like Niagra Falls.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 27 Sep 11 - 01:52 PM

Like gag on a Dachshund?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 11:21 PM

Your demise, Spaw, is going to be so grisly and downright nasty that it would make a Weimaraner puke, and you know it takes a lot to do that.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 10:24 PM

Gonna go Major Tom on his ass?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 09:32 PM

I ain't worried Hawk, you sad piece of santorum coated yak shit. Matter of fact I have taken out a contract on your worthless cheesedick with Da' Great Hat who assures me you'll be wadshot like your hero Major Tom then left on Bowie's steps as a door mat.


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:32 PM

LH....

Well, it's been my experience that it depends. Now, Murdoch is a Celtic name as much as Owens is. In my experience, a lot of the time, with Celts, whiskey is, ahhh, errr, kinda dicey. 9 and many I know may be cool with it. I myself do not touch the stuff anymore... again, experience. Not that I was untoward in any way when ibibing a drop o the pure, it's just that them other bastards pissed me off and they had NO FUCKIN REASON TO DO SO as I was as gentle as a lamb before they did that. So, they deserve what they got.

Like I said, it depends.

All tongue in cheek, of course. But, whiskey will lead you astray... >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 06:15 PM

Oh yeah.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:59 PM

No....

Does it help?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:30 PM

You take up whiskey LH?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 11 - 05:11 PM

That did it. He's quivering in terror now. Probably hiding under the bed. He should have known better than to pick on Winona.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 11 - 10:01 PM

Spaw, I've had enough of your mean and innapropriate comments about Winona Ryder. You have gone too far this time, you moronic, brainless, flea-ridden, odoriffic cocksucker. You have stepped over the line. You have ceased to amuse. You have crossed the boundary from mere oafish bad taste and pointless bull-headed interference into unforgivable slights and offenses. I am going to come down to Ohio with some of my buddies and kick your moribund ass right across town, tar and feather you, tie you to a rail, set the whole damn works on fire, and drop it over the side of the Grand Canyon.

Make sure all your affairs are in order by October 15th. I'm giving you some advance notice on this, cos I'm basically a nice guy.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 25 Sep 11 - 06:10 PM

Why just nine, Maeve?

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: maeve
Date: 25 Sep 11 - 05:33 PM

Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful Joyful
                        
                      Refreshhhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 11:57 PM

I don't think either one of them should cost anything at all.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: gnu
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 09:32 PM

DD... not the thread to say this on but... I figure a wedding license should cost at least $100,000 and a divorce $1 instead of the other way around.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 09:19 PM

Just heard a really great rendition of this wedding song today... Hope yours is happy!

~ Becky in Tucson

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 02:46 PM

Hell Hawk, look at all the years you've missed out on Winona Ryder and she has always looked like she crashed into a wall!


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 12:47 PM

The only thing I can imagine that will surpass this is when Chongo gets married...to some very lucky girl (who will undoubtedly have looooong legs).

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Janie
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 11:38 AM

Kendall-

CELLAR!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 11:26 AM

I was talking to an old friend recently, and he was telling me about his 50th anniversary. He said "We went on another trip to the same place as before, stayed in the same hotel, had the same meal as on our wedding night. Everything was exactly the same as it was 50 years ago, with one exception." I asked what that was and he said, "This time, it was me who went into the bathroom and cried."

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 11:08 AM

While I am not surprised we haven't heard from Rappy, I am equally happy we have not heard from any local Emergency Rooms................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 09:55 AM

Hope you had a Happy Marry Day, Rappy. x

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 08:56 AM

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bar tender was crushed to death.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 24 Sep 11 - 08:54 AM

It took me three times but I finally married well. I wish you the same.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: open mike
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 10:47 PM

ding dong the bells are gonna chime......

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 09:09 PM

Same thought crossed my mind, Janie. Some people ain't got NO respect.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Janie
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 08:52 PM

I simply can't imagine why Raptor has not rushed to post on the evening of his nuptials:>)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm getting married tomorrow.
From: Louie Roy
Date: 23 Sep 11 - 07:46 PM

Congratulations and many happy years Louie Roy