BS: Nose Hairs!

Subject: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 02:52 PM

Stupid things! They keep growing back. And then there are the ear hairs too! Anyone know a good method for keeping the little bastards in check? Please do not suggest using a flamethrower.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:15 PM

Phillips... small, round trimmer... doesn't cut ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:25 PM

Stand on your head, they grow in the opposite direction then...and wear a hat, at ALL times, yes, even in bed! :0)

Anyway, the great news is soon, the eyesight will go, so you won't even notice them.... lol

If it's any consolation, George, Kathy Lettes, gorgeous author of some very funnny books was saying her next book is going to include the subject of this, as she's getting them too now...so, you're in good company. :0)

Ooh! here she is presumably checking this blokes ears for him... ;0)

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Joe_F
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:47 PM

I find that the little buzzy clipper I use to trim my beard takes care of the ears & nostrils adequately.

Or one could sport them as emblems of masculinity, as it is written:

The pioneers have hairy ears.
They piss thru leather breeches.
They wipe their ass with broken glass,
Those hardy sons of bitches!

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:53 PM

Wahl makes one too but it looks ergonomically incorect. I posted a link on a thread awhile back.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: gnu
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 03:56 PM

I found the post and the link but it doesn't work.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:04 PM

Maybe they could be used for hair transplant. But, maybe not, if this article is correct?


testosterone,like it or not

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:10 PM

Pluck them

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:12 PM

being blessed with ample nose hair.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:12 PM

LH, I doubt if other people notice them as much as you do. Any hairs regulary shaved will grow back twice as thick! My husband (very keen on personal grooming) uses a little battery-operated trimmer, he got it on Amazon. But don't go too far and start body-waxing will you? That looks like sheer torture to me!

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Abdul The Bul Bul
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:16 PM

Garn you softies. Pull the buggers out.
Al

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Ed T
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:22 PM

""Any hairs regulary shaved will grow back twice as thick!""


I've often heard that and wondered if it is proven true, or if it is a myth?

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:25 PM

Well, my mother used to say that. She started plucking her chin at the age of fifty. And the hairs grew back like Desperate Dan! You could have grated cheese on them.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Spleen Cringe
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 04:30 PM

Mine started to grow when the hair at my crown started to disappear. I grab'em between the thumbnail and fingernail and pull. Is this wrong? I don't do it in meetings or anything...

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 05:03 PM

You don't want to remove them! You've seen the thread "Things that get up my nose"
They are filters to keep the bugs out!

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 05:35 PM

Snort coke. Gets rid of the hairs, the nasal septum too.

Take up fire eating.

Catch a live badger. Seal it in a green kosher wine bottle with earwax from a hanged semioticist. Bury the bottle under a hollow holy holly tree at midnight with a full frosty moon, chanting "I maim nine more hero men in Miami" backwards. Do not look back, up, down or to either side as you leave the site. Take nothing but chromographs, leave nothing but footnotes. Use this cure at your own risk. We accept NO RESPONSIBILITY WHATSOEVER for anything that may occur as a result of your use of, or inability to use, any advice provided in this post.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Bill D
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 05:50 PM

What *I* want is a trick to help me say.."hollow holy holly".. not 3 times, but just once.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 07:56 PM

Plait them and when they get long enough sell them as shoelaces.

Oldham Tinkers Kids song -

Let thi whiskers grow, let thi whiskers grow
What's the use o' shavin'
Pull 'em out bi the roots, they'll do as laces in yer boots
Think o't'money th'art savin'.

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 09:18 PM

This current photo of Little Hawk clearly illustrates why he is interested in this topic.

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: olddude
Date: 03 Nov 11 - 09:29 PM

I am not losing my hair, I am not losing my hair .. it is just growing inside my head and coming out my ears and nose .. yea that's my story and I am sticking to it .. yea

Subject: RE: BS: Nose Hairs!
From: Fossil
Date: 04 Nov 11 - 01:47 AM

I do remember a wonderful Billy Connolly schtick along the lines of :

"These New Agers, they always tell you to "listen to your body, it knows what's coming and prepares you".

Well what I want to know is, what could possibly be coming along that requires MY body to grow half-inch grey hairs out of my nostrilS?"