BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global

Subject: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 May 12 - 10:01 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/05/07/dinosaurs-farted-their-way-to-extinction-british-scientists-say/


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Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Will Fly
Date: 07 May 12 - 10:07 AM

Spaw's still alive, isn't he?

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 May 12 - 10:23 AM

He's having a gondola fitted.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 12 - 11:49 AM

No, I'm sorry......Spaw passed on several months ago. I am the residual spirit of Spaw in the form of a huge methane cloud he left behind. Unlike Spaw though who could play a D chord. I can only play in minor keys.....I do have one killer D minor though!

Spaw ***burdalurp-zeeep---poitpoit***BBRRRAAAAWWWMMPPP....poit...

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 May 12 - 12:54 PM

There you have it folks.


A D minor 49er
And it's Catspaw
Right on time ♫♪

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 07 May 12 - 01:16 PM

>>The dinosaur output of 520 million tons (472 million tonnes) is comparable to current natural and man-made emissions of the greenhouse gas, which scientists say is around 21 times more powerful than CO2 at trapping heat on Earth and causing climate change. Cows and other farm animals globally contribute up to 100 million tons (90 million tonnes) a year of methane.<<<

This is certainly a feather in the YEC camp. Modern animals fart in archaic everywhere but the USA British measurements (tons) and supposedly more primitive dinosaurs farted in the newer metric system (tonnes).

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 07 May 12 - 01:36 PM

So the 7,000,000,000 people currently living on our little planet would each need to produce 148 pounds of methane annually to equal the output calculated by the professor for the dinosaurs?

Of course allowing for the 10⁸ tons per year produced by our cattle (according to the report) about 100 pounds per person (per year) would suffice.

Although estimates for the production of methane from "natural sources" such as volcanos, wildfires, dead fish in the streams, et. al. is considered "uncertain" the commonly used numbers say that these sources produce about 4 times as much as the cattle, so we're significantly "over budget" even if no person on the planet ever farts again.

Obviously we have no further need of Spaw, since your elderly maiden aunt Tillie's last (very discrete) "prp" should be sufficient to cause our complete and total extinction - about next week(?).

John

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 07 May 12 - 01:58 PM

Yes he is,talked to him on the phone last week .. LOL
and still fartin I may add :-)

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 12 - 02:18 PM

Jaysus, and here I thought eating broccoli was healthy!!! I'm quitting that stuff for the good of Mother Earth!!   Besides, I don't like broccoli.



A

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 May 12 - 02:24 PM

Thank you Mr President

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 12 - 02:45 PM

My elderly maiden Aunt Tillie died in 1965. I don't think she's produced much of anything since, oh, 1970 or so.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: foggers
Date: 07 May 12 - 03:28 PM

Science, Schmience..... it's all a load of hot air.

Total guff if you ask me.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: gnu
Date: 07 May 12 - 03:45 PM

Well excUUUse meee!

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: SINSULL
Date: 07 May 12 - 04:35 PM

Keep picturing Uriah Boardman in the buff hiding behind the ferns. heh heh

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 May 12 - 03:56 AM

I think your private fantasies, are best kept that way SINS.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 May 12 - 07:27 AM

So the dinosaurs became extinct with a bang, not a whimper!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 08 May 12 - 09:12 AM

Hmmm ~~ Is a fart a bang or a whimper? Nice tonal & taxonomical point!

~M~

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Neil D
Date: 08 May 12 - 10:43 PM

A silent, but deadly, whimper.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Charley Noble
Date: 09 May 12 - 07:40 AM

We need to review the ranking criteria from "The Farting Contest."

As I recall, "If you shit, you're disqualified."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 May 12 - 09:58 AM

Up in Montana, were a lot of dinosaur carcasses have been found, it has just been discovered that a flatulent dinosaur, propelled by her or his own "propulsion unit", downed a UFO. There is solid evidence that the crew was rescued, but they left their garbage behind and humanity seems to have evolved from that.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Charley Noble
Date: 09 May 12 - 12:45 PM

I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door -
Fie, man, fie!
I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door,
Who's the fool now?
I saw Stegosaurus stagger through the door,
Have one glass and crash through the floor -
Thou hast well drunken and who's the fool now?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 May 12 - 12:58 PM

That's called, a 'Fart and Follow Through' Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: gnu
Date: 09 May 12 - 04:02 PM

An unwritten rule, Charley, as it's just common sense.

Subject: RE: BS: For Spaw - New Theory on Ancient Global
From: Dave Swan
Date: 11 May 12 - 02:46 PM

Spaw said "***burdalurp-zeeep---poitpoit***BBRRRAAAAWWWMMPPP....poit..."

An effort worthy of the late, much missed, Don Martin